¡All-Time Quarterback! was the first release of Ben Gibbard's solo project ¡All-Time Quarterback!. A limited number of the CD EP was released on Elsinor Records and is now out of print. All of the tracks from this release were collected and re-released by Barsuk on 2002's ¡All-Time Quarterback! along with a number of tracks from The Envelope Sessions. The original CD EP release came with two inserts: one blue insert containing the lyrics and one orange insert with the credits.
- "Plans Get Complex"
- "Why I Cry"
- "Rules Broken"
- "Send Packing"
- Written, recorded, and performed by Ben Gibbard at The Hall Of Justice, winter '99
- Nick helped by playing percussion on "Untitled"
- Drums on "Why I Cry" were looped from a Rat Cat Hogan song, and thus were played by Rob
- "Why I Cry" is a Magnetic Fields song, copyright 1995 and written by Stephin Merritt
- Thank you to Allisyn, Joe and Jay Hydra, DCFC, Rat Cat Hogan, and The Gladstone House
- Letterpressing by Allisyn