A Thousand Words (film)
- This article is about the 2012 film. For other uses, see A Thousand Words (disambiguation).
|A Thousand Words|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Brian Robbins|
|Written by||Steve Koren|
|Music by||John Debney|
|Edited by||Ned Bastille|
|Distributed by||Paramount Pictures
|Box office||$22 million|
Jack McCall (Eddie Murphy) is a literary agent who uses his 'gift of gab' to get various book deals, and he's not afraid to stretch the truth to get them. While he is trying to get a book deal from a New Age self-help guru named Dr. Sinja (Cliff Curtis), the guru sees through his deceit and agrees to the deal, only to later deliver a five-page book. That night, a Bodhi Tree magically appears in his backyard. Dr. Sinja goes to Jack's house and they both discover that for every word that Jack says, a leaf will fall off of the tree. When the tree runs out of leaves, the tree will die, as will Jack. In time, he finds that even written words count towards his limit; plus anything that happens to the tree will also affect Jack. When Jack tries to cut it down with an axe, an axe wound appears on him. When squirrels climb the tree, it tickles him. When a gardener tries to poison it with DDT, Jack gets high on the fumes and when the gardener tries to water the tree, Jack starts to sweat/perspire profusely.
With Jack forced to pick and choose his words, communicating with others becomes difficult and full of misunderstandings. These misunderstandings cost him two book deals, his job, and his wife Caroline (Kerry Washington). She walks out on him when she thinks his sudden silence is due to him not loving her anymore. When he tries to explain the tree to her, she doesn’t believe him. Only Jack's assistant Aaron (Clark Duke) realizes he is telling the truth, and goes to Jack’s house to keep track of how many leaves remain. Jack then donates some of his money to charity, and drinks a lot of alcohol in the night, causing him to sing a lot, thus making the tree lose lots of leaves. Only when Aaron confronted him and tackled him to the ground did he stop speaking.
With his life falling apart and the tree running out of leaves, Jack confronts Dr. Sinja and asks how to end the curse. The guru tells him to make peace in all of his relationships. With just one branch of leaves left, Jack tries to reconcile with Caroline, but she remains hesitant. He visits his mother (Ruby Dee), who lives in an assisted-living center and has dementia. She tells Jack, who she thinks is Jack's late father Raymond, that she wishes Jack would stop being angry at his father for walking out on them when he was a kid. Jack, realizing that this is the relationship that needs the most mending, goes to visit his father's grave. Jack expends the last three leaves of the tree with the words, "I forgive you." With no leaves remaining, Jack suffers a heart attack in a storm and appears to have died. Jack's cellphone rings, and it is Aaron. Jack, who is still alive, answers his phone. Aaron tells him that the trees leaves have magically reappeared and Jack can now talk freely again.
Jack and Caroline get back together, with Jack buying the family-friendly house Caroline asked for earlier, and the tree is in their front yard. He doesn't get his job back (Aaron was promoted to Jack's old position), but he writes a book about his experience, called A Thousand Words, and gets Aaron to make the deal. Unfortunately for Aaron, his promotion caused him to be like Jack was, thus he gets his own smaller office tree.
- Eddie Murphy as Jack McCall
- Clark Duke as Aaron
- Cliff Curtis as Dr. Sinja
- Kerry Washington as Caroline McCall
- Steve Little as Co-Worker
- Allison Janney as Samantha Davis
- John Witherspoon as Blind Old Man
- Jack McBrayer as Starbucks Coffee Employee
- Kayla Blake as Emily
- Lennie Loftin as Robert Gilmore
- Ruby Dee as Annie McCall
- Alain Chabat as Christian Léger de la Touffe
- Ted Kennedy as Homeless Man
A Thousand Words was filmed in 2008 in Los Angeles, California and was supposed to be released in 2009, but was repeatedly delayed after being caught up in the separation of DreamWorks Pictures from Paramount Pictures and Viacom. During an interview for Fred: The Movie, director Brian Robbins stated that the film would be released in 2011. Reshoots were done on the film early in 2011.
The film was then scheduled for a January 2012 release, but after Murphy was announced as the host of the 2012 Oscar ceremony (he later stepped down), the film was given a date of March 23, 2012; this was later pushed to April 20, 2012 before being pushed up to its eventual release date of March 9, 2012.
The film was extremely panned by critics. Rotten Tomatoes gives the film a score of 0%, or an average rating of 3.2 out of 10, based on reviews from 54 critics. The consensus on Rotten Tomatoes is that "[d]ated jokes (A Thousand Words was shot in 2008) and removing Eddie Murphy's voice -- his greatest comedic asset -- dooms this painful mess from the start." The site also gave the film their Moldy Tomato award for the worst-reviewed film of 2012. The Guardian commented that "Everyone, it seems, is united by A Thousand Words ' awfulness."
A Thousand Words was nominated for three Golden Raspberry Awards, but received none of them.
33rd Golden Raspberry Awards
- Worst Picture (lost to The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn – Part 2)
- Worst Actor (Eddie Murphy) (lost to Adam Sandler for That's My Boy)
- Worst Screenplay (Steve Koren) (lost to David Caspe for That's My Boy)
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