"Accidents Will Happen" is a song by Elvis Costello. It first appeared on the 1979 album Armed Forces, which he recorded with The Attractions. In reference to the song title, the cover of the single was printed inside-out, and the run-out groove on side A reads "Porky Prime Cuts Will Happen" (trademark signature of cutting engineer George Peckam). The record had a double B-side, "Talking in the Dark" and "Wednesday Week". Released as the second single off the Armed Forces album, it reached #28 on the UK Singles Chart in June 1979.