|Date of birth||28 February 1979|
|Place of birth||Bryansk, Soviet Union|
|Playing position||Left back|
|* Senior club appearances and goals counted for the domestic league only and correct as of 16 June 2011.
† Appearances (Goals).
Andriy Mykolayovych Nesmachniy (Ukrainian: Андрій Миколайович Несмачний, born 28 February 1979 in Bryansk, Russia) is a retired Ukrainian footballer. He has spent his entire career at FC Dynamo Kyiv in the Ukrainian Premier League. He is a skillful, attacking left-back who can also play central defense and left midfield. Nesmachnyi also played for the Ukrainian national football team. Nesmachniy is the most capped foreign born player for Ukraine.
Nesmachniy started as a graduate of the Tavriya Simferopol school. He then joined Dynamo Kyiv for the 1997–98 season. He was originally intended for the main team, but he spent the next two seasons in Dynamo-2 Kyiv. Beginning in the 2000–01 season, Nesmachniy appeared much more often on the main team, where he has stayed until now.
Nesmachniy almost joined Blackburn Rovers of the FA Premier League during the January Transfer window of 2007. Manager, Mark Hughes had confirmed his interest saying that he had "good football intelligence" and "a great international experience". He also confirmed that the defender was training with the squad in late December 2006. However he did not make a promise that a move was going to be a possibility. Nesmachniy in the end, did not join Blackburn.
Nesmachnyi was first called up to the Ukraine national football team in 2000. Since then he has been capped 63 times. His career was highlighted in 2006, when Ukraine made it to their first ever FIFA World Cup. Ukraine made it to the quarterfinals, getting out to eventual champions Italy.
During the World Cup in Germany, Nesmachnyi noticeably did not sing Ukraine's national anthem or place his hand on his heart. When asked about this in an interview, Nesmachnyi announced that "My parents and I are Jehovah's Witnesses for a long time. Our religion does not allow us to idolize anyone and anythig, such as a flag or an anthem, or to put my hand on my heart. All glory and praise belongs to God, or Jehovah."
On March 17, Nesmachnyi announced that he personally decided to retire from the Ukraine national football team, and that he continues to have good relations with head coach Oleksiy Mykhailychenko. He explained his decision by saying that he wants to concentrate on his club career in Dynamo as well as on his spiritual and family life. Upon retiring, Nesmachnyi has played 67 games for Ukraine, the first being against Bulgaria on 26 April 2000, and the last being on 10 February 2009 against Slovakia.
From Official website of Dynamo Kyiv.
- Ukrainian Premier League
- 2000, 2001, 2003, 2004, 2007
- Ukrainian Cup
- 2000, 2003, 2005, 2006, 2007
"Nesmachniy" is a homonym for the Ukrainian "not tasting good".
- "Andriy Nesmachnyi - International Appearances". The Rec.Sport.Soccer Statistics Foundation.
- Profile on official website of Dynamo Kyiv (Ukrainian)
- "Nesmachniy trains with Blackburn". bbc.co.uk/football. 20 December 2006. Retrieved 20 December 2006.
- Футбол. Несмачний розповів, чому не співає гімн України – champion.com.ua (Ukrainian) 25–02–07
- Андрій Несмачний: "Зосереджуся на виступах за клуб" – Official Dynamo Kyiv website (Ukrainian)