"Bad Sneakers" is a song by jazz rock band Steely Dan. It was released as the second track on their 1975 album Katy Lied. Producer Gary Katz later regretted not releasing the song as a single.
It also appears on the compilation albums A Decade of Steely Dan and Citizen Steely Dan.
Michael McDonald's vocals on the song are one of his first for the band; he would continue to perform background vocals for the band in recordings until 1980.
The alternative band The Push Stars covered the song for the Me, Myself, and Irene soundtrack.