Blades of Glory
|Blades of Glory|
Official movie poster
|Directed by||Will Speck
|Produced by||Ben Stiller
|Screenplay by||Jeff Cox
|Story by||Jeff Cox
Craig T. Nelson
|Music by||Theodore Shapiro|
|Editing by||Richard Pearson|
|Distributed by||Paramount Pictures|
|Release date(s)||March 30, 2007|
|Running time||93 minutes.|
Blades of Glory is a 2007 American comedy film directed by Will Speck and Josh Gordon, and starring Will Ferrell and Jon Heder. The movie was released on March 29, 2007 produced by MTV Films, Red Hour and Smart Entertainment, released by DreamWorks Pictures and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It was released on DVD and HD DVD on August 7, 2007 and released on Blu-ray Disc on May 20, 2008.
At the 2002 World Winter Sport Games, rival men's singles skaters Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferrell), a skillful skater but raunchy sex addict, and Jimmy MacElroy (Jon Heder), an equally talented but sheltered and effeminate skater, tie for gold. An argument ensues, which develops into a fight on the awards podium, ending with the World Games mascot being set on fire. As a result they are stripped of their medals and banned for life from men's singles competition. Jimmy's competitive adoptive father, billionaire Darren MacElroy (William Fichtner), immediately disowns him and leaves him stranded on the side of the road.
Three and a half years later, Jimmy is working at a winter sporting goods store and gets demoted to sorting stock after he refuses to listen to a child when she tells him her skating boot has been tied too tightly. Chazz has gained a lot of weight and is fired from a children’s skating show for being in a drunken stupor on stage. Jimmy's obsessive stalker, Hector (Nick Swardson), tells him of a loophole in the ban allowing him to compete in pair skating. In hopes of entering the upcoming World Winter Sport Games, Jimmy contacts his old coach, Robert (Craig T. Nelson), but is unable to find a partner. Jimmy's search for a last-minute partner leads him to Chazz, and Robert convinces the two to skate as the first-ever same-sex pairs team, because the regulations fail to state the genders of the pairs.
The reigning U.S. national pairs champions, brother and sister Stranz and Fairchild Van Waldenberg (Will Arnett and Amy Poehler), see the new pair as a threat and conspire against them. The pair convince their sister Katie (Jenna Fischer), whom they often take advantage of by reminding her that their parents died taking Katie to skating practice, to spy on the duo. In the process, Katie becomes acquainted with Jimmy and they develop a relationship. Although Chazz and Jimmy are initially disgusted by each other, they eventually develop a friendship. They compete at the United States Figure Skating Championships and earn a chance to compete at the World Winter Sport Games.
Chazz and Jimmy’s coach, Robert, informs them that to win, they will need to perform a technique that has never been performed successfully: The "Iron Lotus", an extremely complicated maneuver that Robert developed years ago. However, it is also dangerous: the only attempt of the maneuver was “behind the bamboo curtain” in North Korea, and resulted in the man decapitating the woman with his skate blade. Nonetheless, they decide to attempt it as Robert is convinced that two males would be better suited for the move because of the physics of a same-sex team (this is a parody of skating-themed film The Cutting Edge, where the conflicting main characters also decide to practice a dangerous skating routine). Fairchild commands Katie to disrupt the duo by having sex with Chazz, threatening to harm Jimmy if Katie does not comply. Katie invites Chazz to her room, and tries to seduce him. Chazz refuses, delighting Katie, but cannot resist grabbing her breasts. Jimmy witnesses this and is outraged at Chazz's and Katie's betrayals.
The next day, Chazz and Jimmy are both kidnapped and restrained by Stranz and Fairchild, respectively. Katie gets tired of her siblings and accepts that their parents were not properly safe while driving. While handcuffing Jimmy in a bathroom, Fairchild reveals that she and Stranz commanded Katie to have sex with Chazz yet she could not go through with it, due to her love for Jimmy. Chazz escapes but is pursued by Stranz through Montreal on ice and then through streets and stores. He tries to shoot Chazz with a crossbow, but accidentally hits the Winter Sport Games Mascot, Snowflake Jimmy also escapes when a kid in the bathroom knocked down the bin which contains the key for the handcuff, though he had to use his tongue to drag the dirty toilet paper, as the key was on it.
Stranz and Fairchild perform their routine, a dramatization of the "Forbidden Romance" of John F. Kennedy and Marilyn Monroe. Both Chazz and Jimmy arrive in the ice rink just in time to compete. Chazz and Jimmy reconcile quickly and begin their routine, which has a science fiction theme. Fairchild, seeing the two doing well, throws pearls onto the ice. Chazz trips over a pearl and breaks his ankle, which renders him unable to perform his role in the Iron Lotus. Jimmy then offers to switch places with him. Although they have never practiced the other's roles, they perform it perfectly, with Jimmy's blade only cutting two small strands of Chazz's facial hair. Jimmy and Chazz win the competition, Jimmy reconciles with Katie, and Stranz and Fairchild are arrested due to the kidnappings and Snowflake‘s shooting. Stranz and Fairchild begin arguing, then inexplicably kiss each other incestuously. Jimmy and Chazz receive the gold medal and fly off into the sky through rockets on their skates. While the credits roll, Hector is seen playing with dolls of himself, Jimmy and Chazz.
- Will Ferrell as Charles "Chazz" Michael Michaels
- Jon Heder as James "Jimmy" MacElroy
- Zachary Ferren as Young Jimmy
- Will Arnett as Stranz Van Waldenberg
- Amy Poehler as Fairchild Van Waldenberg
- Jenna Fischer as Katie Van Waldenberg
- William Fichtner as Darren MacElroy
- Craig T. Nelson as Coach Robert
- Romany Malco as Jesse
- Nick Swardson as Hector
- Rob Corddry as Bryce
- William Daniels as Commissioner Ebbers
- Luke Wilson as Sex Class Counselor
Real skaters on set 
- Sarah Kawahara – Main Choreographer
- Lisa Marie Allen – Assistant Choreographer
- Sasha Cohen – Herself
- Scott Hamilton – Himself/Commentator
- Peggy Fleming – Herself/Skating Official
- Brian Boitano – Himself/Skating Official
- Dorothy Hamill – Herself/Skating Official
- Nancy Kerrigan – Herself/Skating Official
- Chad Brennan – Will Ferrell's skating double
- Ethan Burgess – Jon Heder's skating double
- Patrick Hancock – Will Arnett's skating double / Will Ferrell's skating double 2
- Tiffany Scott – Amy Poehler's skating double
- Todd Sand – Additional skating/Jon Heder
- Forrest Ryan McKinnon – Chazz Stunt Skate Double Chase
- Scott Irvine – Stunt Skate Double
- Armen Saakian – Stunt Skate Double
- Akop Manoukian – Stunt Skate Double
- John Zimmerman – Stunts/Himself
- Kyoko Ina – Stunts/Herself
- Yuka Sato – Stunts/Herself
- Jamie Salé – Stunts/Herself
- David Pelletier – Stunts/Himself
- Benjamin C. Oberman – Skating Consultant
- Jonathon DePaz – On-ice Camera Operator
- Judy Blumberg – Amy Poehler's coach
- Susan Austin – Will Ferrell's coach
- Dawn Porter – Jon Heder's coach
- Julie Brault – Skating Coach (Montreal)
- Matt Evers – Skate Tree 1
All of the scenes at the United States Figure Skating Championships and World Wintersport Games were shot at the Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. The stadium used for the outside shoots is the unique Montreal Olympic Stadium, built for the 1976 Olympics. The outdoor chase scenes were also shot on-location in Montreal. The building used for athlete housing in Montréal was the unique Habitat 67, built for Expo 67.
Box office 
The movie grossed $33,014,202 on its opening weekend on March 30 — April 1 with 3,372 theaters, averaging $9,790 per screen, beating out Disney's Meet the Robinsons to be the number 1 film. It made $22.5 million in its second weekend, losing only 32% of its audience and retaining the Number 1 spot. As of December 3, 2007 the film has made $118,245,842 in America and $26,264,403 in the foreign market place. Its worldwide tally is $145,708,642.
Critical response 
The film had favorable reviews, scoring 69% "Fresh" in Rotten Tomatoes, and the critics' consensus was that "Blades of Glory successfully milks its one-joke premise into a feature-length comedy".
The Monthly critic Luke Davies accepted the film as a fun romp, comparing it to Will Ferrell's previous movies Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy and Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby and wrote positively of Ferrell's performance, describing that "there is a parodic exhilaration to everything Ferrell does; there's always the sense that any scene is precariously close to being a blooper reel." However, Davies conceded that, like the other two films, the plot was "formulaic ... [with] an obviousness to the set-ups, a no-nonsense compression, a sometimes clunky transition from one sequence to the next" but that it was the film's ability to "venture to fantastically absurd places – to set aside the rapid and hokey forward movement – and there to idle in neutral, in zones of pure comic exploration" and offer "moments of expansive hilarity ... that made the films worthwhile." Davies concluded that "Blades of Glory remains completely deadpan. Everything is self-knowing, a wink at the audience, and cheap shots are made only at the expense of the characters" and that "the film has warmth, rather than just being a series of high-grade lowbrow sketches and gags" due to "the protagonists [ability to] inhabit and fill their world, rather than come up against it, enhanc[ing] the comedy."
In popular culture 
- "Blades of Glory". Box Office Mojo. Amazon.com.
- “Snowflake” bears a striking resemblance to Quebec′s Bonhomme Carnaval—although Snowflake sports a spherical head.
- "Jon Heder Shoots "Blades of Glory" With Broken Ankle – Starpulse Entertainment News Blog".
- ""Mind Bottling: Will Speck & Josh Gordon’s "Blades of Glory"". The Monthly.
- Breznican, Anthony (February 5, 2007). "Heder, Ferrell skate for comedy gold". USA Today. Retrieved February 5, 2007.
- Tolson, Shaun (March 11, 2007). "Leap into Hollywood: Local skater subs for Will Ferrell in comedy "Blades of Glory"". Boston Herald. Retrieved March 11, 2007.
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