Blame It on Rio
|Blame it on Rio|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Stanley Donen|
|Produced by||Stanley Donen
Robert E. Relyea
|Written by||Charlie Peters
|Music by||Kenneth Wannberg|
|Edited by||George Hively
|Distributed by||20th Century Fox|
|Running time||100 minutes|
|Box office||$18,561,998 (USA)|
Blame it on Rio is a 1984 romantic comedy film, written by Charlie Peters and Larry Gelbart and directed by Stanley Donen. The script is based on the 1977 French film, Un moment d'égarement. The original music score was composed by Oscar Castro-Neves. Cast members included Michael Caine, Joseph Bologna, Michelle Johnson, Demi Moore, José Lewgoy and Valerie Harper. The film was nominated for a Razzie Awards including Worst New Star for Johnson.
Michael Caineis Matthew, who is married to Valerie Harper as Karen, and has a daughter, Nicky, played by Demi Moore. His marriage is not going well for reasons not explained, certainly not by Karen, who lays in bed sighing in discontent, but passive-aggressively refuses to express what's wrong, except to issue snide answers like "Nothing. That's what's always been going on in our marriage... nothing." She announces, on the moment they are to leave for a trip to Rio, that she is not going to Rio, but going on vacation by herself, to think. Victor (Joseph Bologna), Matthew's boss, is going through a nasty divorce and constantly complaining about how his wife has consigned him to hours of paperwork and is taking half of what he has worked for
The men decide to vacation in Rio de Janeiro, with their teenage daughters in tow – Matthew's daughter Nikki (Demi Moore) and Victor's daughter Jennifer (Michelle Johnson). The film presents lots of "fabulous vacation" type footage, and the fathers and daughters settle into a beautiful home with aggressive wallpaper and an amazing view. There are parrots and toucans everywhere, as room and restaurant adornments. Their hotel suite comes complete with two live parrots. Jennifer, Victor's daughter, is played by Michelle Johnson. She and Nicky share a room, and before bed she says to Nicky "Your father is so sweet... I used to have a crush on him," to which Nicky replies "Me too."
Throughout the film, we are interrupted every few minutes by interview segments in which Caine or Jennifer speak directly to the camera. Matthew says that his wife is away thinking and an older friend says "Thinking? That's how I lost my wife!" During a walk on the beach, Victor and Matthew pass numerous women walking around topless. The fathers spot their daughters in the distance, and as they wave to get their attention, the girls turn around to reveal that they too have taken off their bikini tops and are walking about with their breasts exposed. Jennifer's are much larger than Nicky's, and Nicky seems to hide hers behind her long hair. Jennifer is told by her father to cover her bare breasts but she refuses, declaring that she is proud of how "round and firm" they are, and drags her father with Nikki's help into the water to play. Matthew does not join them, feeling uncomfortable with the partial nudity displayed by Jennifer, Nikki, and the other women on the beach. The movie is trying to generate comedy out of Rio's permissive atmosphere and these uptight dads trying to keep their daughters chaste.
After dropping the girls off at a Brazilian wedding, the men visit a local pub in search of dates. After Victor pairs off with a local cigar-smoking divorcée, Matthew winds up at the Brazilian wedding, where he runs into the amorous Jennifer. While watching the festivities together, Matthew and Jennifer start to feel some chemistry develop between them. The ceremony involves the guests stripping mostly naked to wander into the surf with the bride and groom, and Jennifer once again strips down to bikini bottoms and allows Matthew to see her impressive rack. Not surprisingly, they eventually share a passionate kiss – much to the chagrin of Nikki, who inadvertently sees what's going on between her father and her best friend. Jennifer is coming onto him very aggressively, breathing "make love to me." Then Matthew and Jennifer have full sex on the beach, with Matthew on top as he grinds her into the sand, followed by some "comedy" as Matthew is almost caught by a couple of acquaintances and covers his naked body up on sand so they will not realize what he has been doing. Matthew stresses to her that it can never happen again.
The next day, Jennifer has transformed into full-on psychotic stalker. She is outrageously coming onto Matthew everytime and everywhere, and seemingly cannot comprehend why she should be a little more discreet. Jennifer is making outrageous come-ons to Matthew in all sorts of inappropriate situations. At one point she takes a naked Polaroid of herself, with one arm raised over her head to emphasize the curve of her bosom, and then gives it to Matthew as they are riding in a cable car, where a Japanese tourist notices the photo and tries to take a picture of it. Matthew mentions having held and kissed Jennifer as an infant.
Jennifer later tearfully confesses to Victor that she had an affair with an "older man", but does not reveal who he is. Naturally, Victor becomes furious and sets out to hunt down the mystery man, expecting Matthew to help – unaware, of course, that Matthew was the culprit the whole time. Matthew is reluctant to help Victor in his quest but goes through with it anyway, for the benefit of their friendship. Matthew and Victor have a conversation while making dinner, and during that time Matthew grates an insane amount of carrots for their salad, and then dumps those carrots on top of the salad, covering the surface completely.
In the meantime, Matthew tries to talk Jennifer into ending their fantasy relationship, but she is determined to never give him up. Jennifer goes to a medicine woman to get a love spell, a thread that goes precisely nowhere, and is soon screaming "You love me!" to Matthew on a beach not far from her father. She gives him a small wooden idol she received from the medicine women, which has a massive erection.
Eventually, Matthew discloses to his friend that it was he with whom Jennifer had the affair, but only after Victor caused a couple of brawls targeting innocent men. However, Victor is not as angry as Matthew expects, because it is soon discovered that Victor had been having an affair--with Matthew's wife Karen.
As the truth comes more into light, Jennifer tries to commit suicide with an overdose of birth control pills, but survives. The incident brings all closer together, although the men constantly bicker with each other over each other's sexual misconduct. Karen and Matthew decide to work on their marital problems, Jennifer begins dating a young male nurse whom she met while recuperating in the hospital, and Victor remarries his estranged wife.
As the closing credits begin to roll, Matthew, in voice-over narration, states in the final line of summation, "You only live once, but it does help if you get to be young twice."
- Michael Caine as Matthew Hollis
- Joseph Bologna as Victor Lyons
- Michelle Johnson as Jennifer Lyons
- Demi Moore as Nicole (Nikki) Hollis
- Valerie Harper as Karen Hollis
- José Lewgoy as Eduardo Marques
- Lupe Gigliotti as Signora Botega
- Nelson Dantas as Doctor
- "US Remakes of Foreign Films". Retrieved 10 April 2011.
- Blame it on Rio at the Internet Movie Database
- Blame it on Rio at AllMovie
- Wilson, John (2005). The Official Razzie Movie Guide: Enjoying the Best of Hollywood's Worst. Grand Central Publishing. ISBN 0-446-69334-0.
- Canby, Vincent (February 17, 1984). "Movie Review: Blame It on Rio (1984)". New York Times. Retrieved June 2, 2011.
- Closing credits of Blame It on Rio (1984) (DVD)
- Blame It on Rio at the Internet Movie Database
- Blame It on Rio at AllMovie
- Blame It on Rio at the TCM Movie Database
- Blame It on Rio at Rotten Tomatoes