List of Bob's Burgers characters
The Belcher Family is a family who runs the family business called Bob's Burgers. Loren Bouchard even described their ethnicity:
|“||"For better, for worse we gave [the main characters] the name Belcher so at least one of Bob's parents hails from some French or French-Canadian lineage. But in a perfect world, we'd have the show about a sort of Greek-Armenian-Italian-Jewish-German polyglot."||”|
The Belcher family consists of:
- Robert "Bob" Belcher, Jr. (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin) - Bob Belcher is the husband of Linda, the father of Tina, Gene, and Louise, the son of Big Bob Belcher, and the main character of the series. He is a second generation restaurant owner, as his father owns a diner, and currently the proprietor of his eponymous burger restaurant in an as-yet-unidentified Northeastern United States shore town. His childhood has been described as "crappy," as his father discouraged play. While poor with business management, and cursed with an unlucky streak, his skills at burger cooking have been shown to be excellent, to the point where he has been referred to as a "beef artist". The burger cooking was something he was inspired to do after Big Bob temporarily left him in charge of the diner while he was getting his prostate checked and he decided to create a burger for one of the diner's regulars who normally ordered a tuna melt, but Big Bob was not amused by his son's effort and threw the burger away in front of the whole diner; Big Bob went on to apologize to the customer and fix him a tuna melt which further embarrassed his son. This eventually led to Bob striking out on his own after Big Bob tried to make him a partner in the diner, because he felt that Big Bob would never have allowed him to cook the way he wanted to. Bob prides himself on giving the customer a quality meal and goes the extra mile to ensure that, choosing fresh ingredients he gets from the local farmer's markets and co-op's. His biggest accomplishment is the Meatsiah, a concoction that consists of a steak tartare center with a medium-well cooked burger surrounding it and a burger Wellington surrounding the burger. Bob is allergic to lobster, as it causes his face to swell any time he touches it. This is problematic, as the town the Belchers live in has an annual lobster festival (which Bob hates because it takes away from his business). Bob, along with Linda, really enjoys drinking and many of the episode gags involve Bob or Linda drinking and getting drunk from alcohol. Bob also has a tendency to take mildly mind-altering substances such as absinthe in "An Indecent Thanksgiving Proposal" and his pain medication in "Burgerboss".
- Linda Belcher (voiced by John Roberts) - Linda Belcher is Bob's wife and the mother of Tina, Gene, and Louise. Prior to her marriage to Bob, she was engaged to Hugo, who is now a local health inspector ("Human Flesh"). Linda's attraction to Bob is in part due to his passion for his work, and remains a loyal and devoted wife despite their frequent financial problems and never having had a honeymoon or a day off in 10 years ("Weekend at Mort's"). She has a preference for moustaches, and says Bob "made himself ugly" when he shaved it off ("Sheesh! Cab, Bob?"). Her passions include dinner theater, porcelain figurines, Tom Selleck, nautically themed romance novels, and prenatal yoga. She handles the accounting for the restaurant, though her bookkeeping methods are sometimes troublesome. She is very fond of alcohol, but is known to say that "Mommy doesn't get drunk; she has fun." Linda is extroverted, has a thick New Jersey accent, and is somewhat eccentric; she is also fond of tackling problems using unconventional methods, though she is more optimistic than bright and things sometimes go awry. For example, she is devoted to her sister Gayle, and hesitates to criticize her artwork, and even encourages Bob to have an affair with her to boost her self-esteem ("Dr. Yap"). She has an almost endless enthusiasm, especially for her family and novel experiences, her catchphrase being an encouraging "Alriiiiiight!" (which is also the name of her fantasy sailing yacht). She is fond of mediating family "brainstorming sessions," and her belief that there are "no bad ideas" seems to inform her character throughout the series. Bob has described her as a "pushover" and allows people take advantage of her. Linda is often tricked into doing her children's homework ("Synchronized Swimming"), and after taking a job at a supermarket is left to run the entire supermarket by herself because everyone else took the day off ("Lindapendant Woman"). Linda often calls her husband Bobby. Linda is probably best known for her tendency to spontaneously burst into song, a trait she shares with John Roberts, the actor who voices her character. Many of the songs she is known for are ad-libbed by Roberts, including her "Thanksgiving Song" and a hair-brushing ditty that references the late Harry Truman. Her songs are frequently remade and set to music for the episode's end credits.
- Tina Ruth Belcher (voiced by Dan Mintz) - Tina Belcher is the eldest Belcher child and the "geek" of the family. She was said to be autistic in the first episode, but the claim was immediately dismissed by her parents. She generally speaks in a monotonous low voice, works part-time at the restaurant and is often the voice of reason among the Belcher children, though it is made quite clear that she has her own eccentricities that rival those of her siblings. She is trying to come to grips with her entry into adulthood, and claims to have a complicated relationship with zombies. She is obsessed with horses, boys (particularly Jimmy Jr.), and buttocks; in various episodes she writes in her journal about touching people's butts, which, to her, is the height of sexual contact. According to Gene and Louise on the season two episode "Bad Tina", Tina has written erotic fanfiction of several television shows and movies and has moved on to "erotic friend fiction", in which she uses real-life people. Tina was aged 12 in early episodes and now 13 since the episode "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?". In the episode "Ear-sy Rider" she states that she is good with history, but has "some problems with math". Tina is generally soft-spoken, sweet, and somewhat timid, often in contrast to her more strident siblings. In the show's early stages, the eldest Belcher child was originally written as a boy, Daniel Belcher. Daniel was also voiced by Mintz, whose personality as a child is said to have been similar to that of Tina.
- Gene Belcher (voiced by Eugene Mirman) - Gene Belcher is the only son, and is the second and middle child of the family. Like his mother, he is very enthusiastic about almost everything. He often promotes the restaurant by wearing a burger costume. Gene is revealed to be 11 years old in the episode "Full Bars". In the Season 2 finale, "Beefsquatch", Gene claims that his newfound fame will allow him to date a 5-and a-half-year-old starlet half his age. In a season 3 episode it is revealed that he is afraid of snakes. He has a predilection for gender-bending, frequently referring to himself as a woman (as in "O.T. The Outside Toilet", when he looks forward to being a mother after getting a flour sack baby in health class), and on one occasion replaced the lounge singers (actually 6th-graders) in his sisters' ersatz casino with himself in a sparkly dress and wig, a development treated with near-indifference by everyone assembled. He is generally the dimmest of the Belcher children, being easily misled and portrayed as not very intelligent. Despite this, he occasionally demonstrates great skill in music and dreams of one day being a famous musician; he enjoys playing a Casio-type keyboard and creates an elaborate love duet in "Topsy".
- Louise Belcher (voiced by Kristen Schaal) - Louise Belcher is the youngest of the Belcher siblings. In spite of being the youngest, she usually dominates her two older siblings. Precocious and intelligent, she is manipulative and aggressive, even towards adults, and is more than willing to exploit people if there is anything to be gained. She has an offbeat and dark sense of humor and picks locks as a hobby. In the episode "Torpedo", she mentions that her age is 9. Louise always wears her signature pink hat with rabbit ears, regardless of the time of day or situation; to date, she has never been seen by the viewer without the piece of headgear. In the episode "Ear'sy Rider," when the hat was stolen from her, the animators used a series of gimmicks to keep the top of her head out of view until she got it back. Towards the end of the episode, Bob mentions that she was born without ears. Louise has always liked Bob more than Linda, opting to spend more time with him as she finds him much more interesting. In the episode "Carpe Museum", Bob reveals that she called him "daddy" until she was eight. Later Louise accidentally reveals her plan to take over the family restaurant when Bob retires, causing Bob to taunt her saying that she looks up to him and that he is her hero.
Relatives of the Belcher Family
- Al (voiced by Sam Seder) - The father of Linda, father-in-law of Bob, and the grandfather of Tina, Gene, and Louise. He rarely speaks and doesn't hear well which causes him to wear a hearing aid. He always accompanies Gloria everywhere.
- Bob Belcher, Sr. (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin in "Bob Fires the Kids," Bill Hader in "Father of the Bob") - Robert "Big Bob" Belcher, Sr. is the father of Bob, the father-in-law of Linda, and the grandfather of Tina, Gene, and Louise. Like his son, Big Bob is a restauranteur who owns his own business called "Big Bob's Diner."
- Gloria (voiced by Renée Taylor) - The mother of Linda, mother-in-law of Bob, and grandmother of Tina, Gene, and Louise. Bob doesn't like her very much and he always tries to hide from her when she and Al come over.
- Gayle (voiced by Megan Mullally) - Linda's neurotic artist sister who is the aunt of Tina, Gene, and Louise. She is desperately lonely and once fell in love with Bob because, Linda explains, she always wants what Linda has.
Regular customers at Bob's Burgers
Bob's Burgers features regular ups and downs in customer volume, but 2 loyal customers help keep the restaurant open.
- Teddy Francisco (voiced by Larry Murphy) - Teddy Francisco is a lonely contractor, regular customer of the Belcher family restaurant, and something of a family friend to them. Long winded at times, he enjoys telling stories. Bob's burgers seem to be among his favorite foods, if not his absolute favorite, but have caused him health problems that his doctor wants him to get under control. Teddy participates in on-going therapy sessions. He was attractive and physically fit enough in his youth to be cast as a lifeguard in a 1980s exploitation movie filmed at Wonder Wharf, but it took such a psychological toll on him that he resorted to eating and turned into the man he is today.
- Mort (voiced by Andy Kindler) - Mort is the owner of the "It's Your Funeral" funeral home next to the restaurant and also a regular customer of Bob's Burgers. He is a little odd and has a stereotypically morbid sense of humor. He is good friends with Bob and Teddy, and has cared for the Belcher children and acted as the Belcher family driver when Tina crashed Bob's car.
- Jimmy Pesto, Sr. (voiced by Jay Johnston) - Jimmy Pesto, Sr., real surname Poplopovich, is the owner of the Italian restaurant across the street, the father of Ollie, Andy, and Jimmy Pesto, Jr., and Bob's personal rival. Their rivalry often seems to border on stalking each other and occasionally descends into violence. Their families actually get along well and apart from a few isolated incidents, neither of their businesses actually endanger the other. This is in part because Bob's Burgers are genuinely better than Jimmy's – in the one episode where Jimmy tries to outdo Bob by serving burgers, he can be seen weeping in the middle of the night, knowing that the ruse won't last.
- Jimmy Pesto, Jr. (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin) - Almost always referred to as "Jimmy Junior", Jimmy Pesto, Jr. is Jimmy Pesto, Sr.'s son and Ollie and Andy's older brother. He is classmates with Tina, who has a crush on him and tries her best to get his attention (slow dancing with him, forcibly sharing a pasta strand with him, etc.). He switches between thinking Tina is weird and reciprocating her feelings. He is close friends with Zeke and absolutely loves dancing.
- Ollie and Andy Pesto (voiced by Sarah Silverman and Laura Silverman) - Ollie and Andy Pesto are Jimmy Pesto, Sr.'s blonde twin sons who are the brothers of Jimmy Pesto, Jr. They are very childish and care for each other a lot, experiencing extreme anxiety whenever they must be separated– at one point they imply that their backpacks will miss each other when separated and are nearly run over because they were trying to carry each other across the street. They are classmates and good friends with Louise despite the rivalry between their fathers. Ollie and Andy's intense fondness for each other mimics that of Walter and Perry from Loren Bouchard's previous animated television series Home Movies.
Wagstaff School staff
The following characters work at Wagstaff School:
- Phillip Frond (voiced by David Herman) - Phillip Frond is the School Counselor of Wagstaff School. Bob describes him as a "tall drink of annoying", and he has stuffed animals that he talks to as if they were real. He feels underused and underappreciated at the school, since nobody really likes him and his advice is never sought after. He occasionally concocts harebrained schemes to advance his own career, which usually backfire spectacularly.
- Mr. Ambrose (voiced by Billy Eichner) - Mr. Ambrose is the school librarian and the cheerleading coach who has a penchant for dramatism.
- Mr. Branca (voiced by David Herman) - Mr. Branca is an immigrant janitor from an unknown country. Back in his country, he was it's President before a coup d'état occurred.
- Ms. Jacobson (voiced by Melissa Bardin Galsky) - Ms. Jacobson is an 8th Grade teacher who is usually seen teaching Tina's class which often includes Jimmy Pesto, Jr., Jocelyn, Tammy Larsen, and Zeke.
- Ms. LaBonz (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin) - Ms. LaBonz is the 8th Grade teacher who is usually teaching Louise's class which also consisted of Andy and Ollie Pesto, Millie Frock, Regular Size Rudy, and Wayne.
- Ms. Schnur (voiced by Sarah Silverman) - Ms. Schnur is the secretary to Principal Spoors who is usually distracted by kids who are sent to Principal Spoors.
Wagstaff School students
The following students attend Wagstaff school with the Belcher siblings and the Pesto siblings:
- Choo-Choo (voiced by Brian Posehn) - Choo-Choo is a student at Wagstaff School and Gene's nemesis. He constantly annoys Gene whenever he tells a joke by saying the punchline before him. He first appeared in "Spaghetti Western and Meatballs."
- Courtney Wheeler (voiced by David Wain) - Courtney Wheeler is an annoying girl who likes Gene in the episode "The Unbearable Like-Likeness of Gene." Gene begins going out with her when he is stuck with answering if he "like-likes" her, so he pairs up with her temporarily. Gene's plans were to dump her until he meets her father Doug who he believes can launch his career in writing jingles. After breaking her heart though, Doug and Courtney play a last prank on Gene and he doesn't get the future he wishes for.
- Darryl (voiced by Aziz Ansari) - Darryl is a student at Wagstaff School, and a video game enthusiast. He goes by DRL in reference to his initials for arcade scoreboards. In the episode Nude Beach, he returns to team up with the Belchers in their attempt to sell tickets to a view of the titular nude beach to children at their school.
- Henry Haber (voiced by Jim Gaffigan) - Henry Haber is student at Wagstaff School. He first appears in Carpe Museum where he is assigned as Tina's buddy for the museum field trip. In "The Millie-churian Candidate " Henry runs for student body president under the campaign "Chess we Can". He later wins by default after Millie and Louise both get disqualified.
- Jeremy (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin) - Jeremy is one of Louise's classmates. He appears in "Topsy".
- Jocelyn (voiced by John Roberts) - Jocelyn is a student at Wagstaff School. She has blonde curly hair and is a cheerleader as well.
- Jodi (voiced by Rachel Dratch) - Jodi is a student at Wagstaff School who has severe Mysophobia (a fear of germs). It is extreme enough that she struggles to sit down or touch anything without using hand sanitizer or wearing rubber gloves.
- Large Tommy (voiced by Larry Murphy) - Large Tommy is an overweight nerd-looking student who has brown hair and wears a red shirt and glasses. Like Speedo Guy, he appears randomly in the series, mainly in background roles.
- Mabel "Abby" Haddington (voiced by Rachel Dratch) - Mabel Haddington (better known as Abby) is a student who attends Wagstaff School. She is obsessed with braiding.
- Millie Frock (voiced by Molly Shannon) - Millie Frock is a Wagstaff Middle School student who first appeared in the second Bob's Burgers' Halloween episode "Fort Night." She appears to be the age of Louise Belcher and is also an avid fan of Louise. Millie, to much annoyance of Louise, follows Louise around. Millie trapped the Belcher kids in their fort Halloween night because of Louise's resistance to be her friend.
- Peter Pescadero (voiced by H. Jon Benjamin) - Peter Pescadero is a wimpy boy who is one of Gene's classmates. He owns a Sasquatch Mask that Gene borrowed as seen in "Beefsquatch." He has partial hearing loss (as mentioned in "The Unbrearable Like-Likeness of Gene") and is also an award winning magician ("Presto Tina-O")
- Regular-Sized Rudy (voiced by Brian Huskey) - Regular-Sized Rudy is known by his full name of Rudolph Steiblitz. Rudy's nickname comes from his comparison to another student named Rudy, Pocket-Sized Rudy. Rudy has asthma and needs to use his inhaler every two hours. Despite his condition, he loves to have fun. He keeps cymbals in his backpack. He is a frequent guest on the wine tasting train ("The Kids Rob a Train") where he spends his time with Beanbag the bean bag chair while his father goes on internet dates.
- Tammy Larsen (voiced by Jenny Slate) - Tammy Larson is one of the mean girls at Wagstaff and has a history with bullying Tina who happens to be Tammy's rival. She usually wears heavy makeup, has blonde hair she wears in a side ponytail (that she perhaps gets colored; for her first appearance she was a brunette but has not been for any subsequent appearances) and is described as a bad influence. Andy and Ollie describe her as a "bathroom clown" due to her makeup. Tammy is also a spoiled brat who comes from a Jewish family and is at least thirteen years old as she has celebrated her bat mitzvah. She is also Wagstaff's head cheerleader and has a problem with passing gas, caused by either laughing at too high a rate of speed or by someone lifting her up wrong.
- Zeke (voiced by Bobby Tisdale in a Southern accent) - Zeke is an immature boy. He usually hangs out with Jimmy Jr. He's obsessed with boobs and makes fart jokes often.
Other recurring characters
- Bryce (voiced by Joe Lo Truglio) - Bryce is a teenage resident of King's Head Island who participates in the annual Hell Hunt on Halloween night as seen in "Full Bars." He appears again in Speakeasy Rider where he is an expert in Go-Karting racing under the name "Bryced Lightning." Bryce finished third in the King's Head Island Grand Prix.
- Calvin Fischoeder (voiced by Kevin Kline) - Calvin Fischoeder is an eccentric local businessman who dresses in a white suit, a white cape, and a white eye-patch over his left eye, and who has a hairstyle similar to Vanity Fair (magazine) publisher Graydon Carter. He owns or has a stake in just about everything on the harbor (and many things in town) including the Belcher and Pesto restaurants. He likes Bob despite Bob always being late with his rent (partially because Bob knows a legendary burger recipe that he greatly enjoys and Bob reminds him of his father due to Bob's hairy arms). Louise describes him as being "one white cat away from being a supervillain". His last name is pronounced "Fish-odor." In "Ambergris," it is revealed that Calvin has a brother named Felix and is the reason why Calvin wears an eyepatch.
- Chuck Charles (voiced by Thomas Lennon) - A daytime talk-show host along with his co-host and (secretly ex-)wife Pam until the Belchers' participation on his show caused their show to be cancelled. He then became the host of a gameshow called "Family Fracas". He and Pam hid their divorce for the sake of their talk-show, but have an antagonistic relationship behind the scenes. Chuck blames the Belchers for his show being cancelled and harbors a grudge against them that has apparently yet to dissipate, if events of "Best Burger" are any indication.
- Cynthia Bush (voiced by Lindsey Stoddart) - The mother of Logan Barry Bush. She has appeared in both of the episodes that Logan has appeared in as well.
- Dr. Yap (voiced by Ken Jeong) - He works as the Belcher Family's dentist. He appears as a competent professional, but when the surface is scratched, he is fairly irresponsible and erratic. He is shown to be somewhat lonely and socially awkward, which leads him to inappropriate behavior with his patients and his fraternity brothers. He is the subject of one of Tina Belcher's youthful crushes.
- Edith and Harold Cranwinkle (voiced by Larry Murphy and Sam Seder) - The elderly owners of Reflections (an art sale, supplies, and lessons store). Edith is the chairperson of the Art Crawl (an event where local businesses display art work). She frequently antagonizes Bob, but it's never explained why she hates him.
- Fanny (voiced by Jordan Peele) - Fanny is Felix Fischoeder's girlfriend. Felix promises her a recording studio at the planned high end condo development along with a nightclub where she can sing. She attempts to kill Calvin Fischoeder and the Belchers, but her plan is ruined by Linda, knocking a rotten wooden pole into the peddle boat that Fanny was on. Fanny is later seen being taken away by the police for attempted murder with the Belchers covering up Felix's attempted murder by stating that Fanny manipulated him.
- Felix Fischoeder (voiced by Zach Galifianakis) - Felix Fischoeder is the younger brother of Calvin Fischoeder. Felix is known to be rather psychotic and has emotional issues likely stemming from childhood. Felix is the cause of Calvin's poked out eye revealing that he was most likely psychotic. Also to calm him down, they would have to sing a song tributing to Felix, revealing the he is a narcissist. He first appeared in "Ambergris" when he decided to install a new, high-tech bathroom in the restaurant. In the two-part episode "Wharf Horse," he and Bob conspire to convince Calvin to destroy Wonder Wharf in order to put up a condominium and get a nightclub for his girlfriend Fanny. When Bob goes back on his deal to convince Calvin to sell Wonder Wharf, Felix takes matters into his own hands where he has both of them tied up to a dock support beam that would be submerged in high tide. When the Belcher's arrived to look for Bob and Calvin, Felix started to regret his actions and took a paddle boat under the docks to save Bob and Calvin with the Belcher's not far behind. Fanny interfered to make sure she gets her nightclub and orders the Belchers to act like they're drowning. With a diversion from Bob, Linda managed to take down Fanny with a loose support beam and save Bob and Calvin with everyone getting out while the old carousel fell into the ocean. As Fanny is arrested by the police, the Belcher Family and Calvin had to cover up Felix's attempted murder of Bob and Calvin by stating that Fanny was behind it.
- Gretchen (voiced by Larry Murphy) - She was first introduced in "Lobsterfest". Gretchen has blonde hair, and is Linda's hairstylist. She is somewhat overweight and provocative, speaking frankly about sex and personal issues, to the point of making others uncomfortable. She also is attracted to men with badges or so called "authority-figures". She also goes to the nude beach and has a tattoo of a dolphin on her back.
- Hugo Habercore (voiced by Sam Seder) - Hugo is a health inspector who used to date Linda but was jilted by her for Bob, a fact that causes him no end of frustration. This fact alone causes him to target Bob any chance he gets, to the point of malpractice as a health inspector. His last name was revealed on a chyron during a news report in "Human Flesh".
- Ron (voiced by Ron Lynch) - Ron is Hugo's assistant, a trainee health inspector. Often quiet, he is willing to point out Hugo's malpractices when they go too far.
- Jen (voiced by Wendy Molyneux) is the babysitter for Gene and Louise when Tina is unavailable or when Tina isn't trusted to watch them. Tina resents her because she replaced her job as a babysitter in "Purple Rain-Union." In the same episode, she is shown to be extremely ticklish and gives Tina a black eye.
- Josh (voiced by Ben Schwartz) - A boy that Tina met while in the milk fridge of the supermarket from "Lindapendent Woman." He returns in "Two for Tina" where both he and Jimmy Pesto Jr. both attempt to win over her heart and take her to the dance. He goes to a school for the performing arts and is a ballet dancer.
- Kevin (voiced by Tim Heidecker) - The manager of Dusty's Feedbag, a burger restaurant that serves the Belt Buckle Belly Buster burger. The 5 lb. burger proves problematic as Bob is concerned for Teddy's cardiac health.
- Lenny DeStefano - A student at Wagstaff Elementary, Lenny is an extremely popular and handsome boy, considered the biggest catch at Wagstaff among the girls. His charm apparently extends to adults, as Bob seemed very taken with Lenny during a short car ride together.
- Logan Barry Bush (voiced by Kurt Braunohler) - He first premiered in "Ear-sy Rider" as a bully to the Belcher kids, eventually stealing Louise's hat. He manages to keep it from her until the climax of the episode where Louise gets a biker gang to get it back. He later appears in the episode "Mother Daughter Laser Razor" attending the Mother Daughter seminar where Dakota calls him a "male daughter." His middle name was chosen to make his full name a play on words based on the loganberry bush.
- Marshmallow (voiced by David Herman) - A trans woman prostitute that first appeared in "Sheesh! Cab, Bob?" She is dark-skinned and is always seen in a white monokini. She usually appears in the full swing of something really ridiculous, to the point where her presence and appearance aren't that shocking and everyone just greets her with a subdued, "oh, hey, Marshmallow".
- Mickey (voiced by Bill Hader) - A former bank robber who took a shining to the Belcher kids and later reformed himself enough to get a job as a ride operator at Wonder Wharf. He also has worked as a pedicab driver.
- Mike Wobbles (voiced by Tim Meadows) - The reticent, reluctant, yet available mailman. One of his legs is shorter than the other.
- Officer Julia (voiced by Jerry Minor) - Officer Julia is a local police officer. She acts tough with people she arrests. She appears mostly with Officer Cliffany. From the beginning of the season 2, she is written out of the storylines for unknown reasons, but she does make a few cameo appearances.
- Officer Cliffany (voiced by Sam Seder) - Officer Cliffany is a local tall, androgynous, and overweight police officer. She works frequently with Officer Julia whenever there is a case in town. Like Officer Jullia, she was written out of the show after Season 1, but she does make some cameo appearances.
- One Eyed Snakes - The One Eyed Snakes are a biker gang who are good friends with the Belcher Family. The One Eyed Snakes was founded by Horny Dave and led by him until his death when his motorcycle collided with semi-trailer truck. There are a total of 18 members in the One Eyed Snakes.
- Critter (voiced by Robert Ben Garant) - Critter is the leader of the One Eyed Snakes following the death of Horny Dave.
- Mudflap (voiced by Wendi McLendon-Covey) - Mudflap is a female member of the One Eyed Snakes. At the beginning of "Ear-sy Rider," she is heavily pregnant with a baby whom everybody assumes is Horny Dave's. After Tom delivers her baby boy, she reveals to Critter that she slept with him nine months ago and that he is the father as Horny Dave had a vasectomy in 1995. She is voiced by Wendi McLendon-Covey.
- Pam (voiced by Samantha Bee) - A daytime talk-show host along with her co-host and (secretly ex-)husband, Chuck. The Belchers cause her show to be cancelled. Pam later gets a daytime court show called "Pam's Court" despite not being a real judge. Unlike Chuck, she does not harbor resentment toward the Belchers (likely because she doesn't have to put up with Chuck as much thanks to them). Despite initially keeping their divorce secret to the public, Pam harbors deep resentment toward Chuck. She claims that fame ruined their marriage. Pam is a binge drinker.
- The Prince of Persuasia (voiced by Rob Huebel) - The Prince of Persuasia (also known as The Deuce) is a "love guru," or more accurately a "pick-up artist" mentioned in the episode "Dr. Yap". Dr. Yap himself is a graduate of the prince's three step program known as "The Persuasion Arts: The Ancient Art of Picking Up Women." Yap describes the prince to Bob saying: "He's a prophet, and for 3 payments of $900 he can be your best friend." In the subsequent episode "The Unnatural", it was revealed that he also operates several other instructional businesses, including baseball coaching and close-up magic. He uses a different alias/identity for each of these.
- Randy (voiced by Paul F. Tompkins) - Randy is a man who has done various odd-jobs in his appearances. In "Sacred Cow," Randy worked as a film maker who constantly makes Bob feel guilty about making burgers by putting a cow next to his restaurant and convincing people not to eat there. In "Food Truckin'," Randy worked as a food truck caterer. In "Easy Commercial, Easy Gommercial," Randy helped the Belcher Family film their Super Bowl commercial.
- Reggie (voices by Eddie Pepitone) - The owner of Reggie's Deli.
- Security Guard (voiced by Robert Smigel) - An unnamed security guard that works at Family Funtime in "Burger Boss." In "Adventures in Chinchilla-sitting," the security guard was seen working at the roller rink indicating that he is a freelancer.
- Speedo Guy - A unnamed blonde man in pink speedos and roller blades. He appears randomly in the series, often seen in background scenes in various episodes (such as "Burger Wars"' and "The Deepening").