|Last appearance||"To Sirloin with Love"|
|Created by||Mike Judge|
|Portrayed by||Mike Judge|
Texas Ranger 
|Family||Dr. Jeffrey Boomhauer II (father)
Mrs. Boomhauer (mother)
Patch Boomhauer (brother)
Meemaw Boomhauer (paternal grandmother)
Patrick Boomhauer (nephew)
Jeffrey "Wheels" Dexter Boomhauer III, almost always referred to as simply Boomhauer, is a fictional character in the animated series King of the Hill. The character is voiced by series creator Mike Judge, and is known for his nearly incomprehensible speech.
Boomhauer, who lives at 73 Rainey Street, is the neighbor of the characters Hank Hill, Bill Dauterive, and Dale Gribble. Although he introduced himself as Jeffery Dexter Boomhauer III in the 2000 video game, his first name was not revealed in the TV series until the 13th season episode, "Uh-oh, Canada", when the Canadian woman with whom he'd switched houses for the summer said, "Hello, Jeff. Oh my, it's the fifteenth already?". In another episode, he's called "Jimmy Dean" by an elderly neighbor.
Boomhauer's primary pursuits are fast cars and women. He currently drives a 1968 Dodge Coronet; in high school, he drove a late 60's Ford Mustang nicknamed "Ms. Sally" in which he had a lot of sex with strange women (the name being a reference to the classic Wilson Pickett song Mustang Sally) until the car was accidentally driven into the Arlen quarry by Dale, Hank and Bill while playing a prank on him.
Boomhauer spends most of his spare time drinking Alamo Beer with Hank, Dale and Bill in the alley behind Hank's house. While he enjoys his friendship with Hank, he sometimes has limited patience with Dale (who he sharply refers to as "Gribble") and considers Bill "boring" due to his inferiority complex. Boomhauer favors animal-print bikini briefs, which have been observed a few times in the show when he's appeared without his blue jeans; he tends to overuse cologne, bragging about his Calvin Klein CK1 attracting women "like catnip". Boomhauer is a strict non-smoker who carries a lighter, implicitly for emergencies or for lending.
In an episode where Hank, Bill, Dale, and Boomhauer are stuck in the water because they jumped off a boat, Boomhauer confesses that he dyes his hair ("Hank's on Board"). According to his Texas driver's license, which is seen on the series finale, Boomhauer is 6 ft tall, 185 lbs, and has hazel eyes. Boomhauer is missing his left pinky toe, due to an accident while he was in the Order of the Straight Arrow ("Straight as an Arrow").
Boomhauer is apparently highly astute and often gives advice to his friends. Once after giving advice to Bobby Hill, Bobby replies by saying "I can see why my dad's always quoting you, Mr. Boomhauer." He is also a frequent voice of truth, owning up to the wrongdoings of the group, despite not always acting appropriately himself, although since his speech pattern is not understood by most people, his confessions are usually ignored. In the episode "A Firefighting We Will Go", after Hank blamed the deceased Chet Elderson for causing the fire station to burn down, Boomhauer pointed out that Dale Gribble was the one who plugged in the malfunctioning Alamo Beer sign. However, the fire chief does not seem to understand him and decides that the blame for the fire will be placed on electrical problems, in order to leave the integrity of Chet Elderson's name intact.
In another episode, he mentions that his mother wanted him to become an electrical engineer. Given the opportunity, Boomhauer will demonstrate that he is, in fact, quite cultured. In "Ceci N'Est Pas Une King of the Hill", Hank Hill makes remarks about art that deride its modern state, provoking Boomhauer to call him ignorant, going so far as to cite Dadaism and the famed Marcel Duchamp work Fountain. He is the only character who initially understood the meaning behind Kahn's story at Buckley's funeral.
Three of the main characters, Hank, Dale and Boomhauer, graduated from high school together (Bill did not complete his senior year having enlisted in the United States Army). Boomhauer was the starting quarterback for the football team, while Hank was a running back and Bill was an offensive lineman and a fullback. Dale, not being as athletic as his friends, was the towel manager. Dale Gribble referred to basketball legend Wilt Chamberlain as Boomhauer's idol in the season 11 episode serPUNt. According to Hank, Boomhauer is allergic to macadamia nuts. Boomhauer is the most modern of the four friends, and as such was first to own a cell phone.
Boomhauer's occupation wasn't made clear throughout the series. While the thirteenth season episode "To Sirloin With Love" reveals that Boomhauer has a Texas Ranger badge in his wallet, an early episode reveals that Boomhauer worked as an electrician until he was put on worker's compensation for unknown reasons. In "Three Coaches and a Bobby," Hank and the guys run into their old High School Football Coach. Coach Sauers asks Boomhauer how the family is, and Boomhauer says "Man they're doin' fine, man. Man lil' dang old down in old Florida man, like ol' lottery winner, man, like all, just no problems, man." Coach Sauers responds "I'm sorry to hear that." It's possible that Boomhauer has a rich benefactor.
Trademark speech pattern
Boomhauer's speech patterns are nearly incomprehensible to the untrained audience and serve as a recurring theme. He mumbles, usually quite fast, and invariably uses the words "dang ol'" as an all-purpose adjective, sometimes several times in a single sentence. He also uses the phrases "I tell ya what" and "man" frequently. His heavy Southern accent sometimes leads to misunderstandings about his mental capacity. In one episode, he was admitted to a mental hospital in downtown Houston after he drifted in on the river in a tube and was found in his Speedo, sunburned, drunk, and dehydrated, while his speech pattern was misinterpreted by a police officer as incoherent babbling. All of the regular characters on the show understand most of what he says.
There is a recurring joke in which Hank occasionally cannot understand Boomhauer due to extenuating circumstances such as the complexity of the vocabulary being used (i.e. "legalese mumbo jumbo"), a bad telephone connection or an echo. Often, the closed caption texts of Boomhauer's mumblings are clearer than his spoken words. An example of a typical line of dialog:
|“||Yeah man, I tell ya what, man, that dang ol' internet, man, you just go in on there and point and click, talk about w-w-dot-w-com, mean you got the naked chicks on there, man, just go click, click, click, click, click, it's real easy, man.||”|
Boomhauer's speech is satirical of "rednecks" using phrases such as "dang ol'", "dad gum" and "yeah, man talkin' 'bout" and has the cadence and style of a Cajun accent. Nevertheless, he sings clearly, as evidenced by his rendition of "Blue Moon of Kentucky" in Episode 113 ("The Bluegrass Is Always Greener"); this same episode reveals that he also has a talent for the banjo and the accordion. The singing was done by country star Vince Gill. Mike Judge has stated that the inspiration for Boomhauer's voice came from a message left on his answering machine by an irate viewer of Beavis & Butt-Head as well as the voice patterns of an acquaintance in Dallas and an Oklahoma City resident reciting directions over the telephone.
The season 1 episode "Hank's Got the Willies" shows Boomhauer and the famously incomprehensible Bob Dylan conversing with one another. In "A Fire Fighting We Will Go", when a story is presented from Boomhauer's point of view, he speaks clearly while the other characters have his usual speech pattern, indicating that Boomhauer sees his speech as normal and that of his associates as difficult to understand.
Although his speech is understood by fellow main characters, other people have trouble understanding him. This is evidenced in "A Fire Fighting We Will Go" when, while under investigation for negligence in the wake of the firehouse burning to the ground, he recounts to the Chief how Dale had plugged in a malfunctioning beer sign that ultimately caused the fire. Since the more clearly speaking Hank and Bill had already, and falsely, attributed the action to a then-deceased fireman to protect Dale, the fire chief misinterprets Boomhauer's jargon as being a conformation of their fallacious story, despite his visible exasperation. In another instance, while participating in a focus group, he is tasked with giving a brief biography while a moderator records his answers. After he finishes speaking, the moderator briefly pauses before skipping to his next entry having not understood what he said.
Early promotional spots for the series featured clips of Boomhauer speaking, intercut with text that presented the term "Boombonics" in the style of a dictionary entry, as a reference to "Ebonics" (AAVE). The word was broken down into syllables, with proper pronunciation and the definition (see gibberish).
Boomhauer has had four relatives that have appeared on the show: his "Meemaw" (a Southern term for grandmother); his father, Dr. Jeffery Boomhauer II; his mother, Mrs. Boomhauer; and his sleazy, womanizer brother, Patch, voiced by Brad Pitt in his only speaking appearance (he appeared again for a split second at Luanne and Lucky's wedding). Mrs. Boomhauer, Patch and Meemaw all have the same speaking pattern as Boomhauer; Dr. Boomhauer has not been shown speaking, only through other characters paraphrasing what he may have said. He is the Uncle of Patch's son, Patrick Boomhauer. They live in Florida.
Boomhauer's typical romantic life included one-night stands with several young women. Peggy Hill once mentions (likely in jest) his longest relationship was a three-day weekend. Occasionally, he had girlfriends that he dated for more than sex. In the episode "Uh-Oh, Canada", Boomhauer moves to Guelph, Ontario and has a 3 month relationship with a French-Canadian woman.
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