| № |
# |
Title |
Directed by |
Written by |
Original air date[3] |
Prod. code |
| 97 |
1 |
"Cancelled" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
March 19, 2003 (2003-03-19) |
704 |
| The boys learn that Earth is actually a reality show for aliens and must save it from cancellation. |
| 98 |
2 |
"Krazy Kripples" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
March 26, 2003 (2003-03-26) |
702 |
| Timmy and Jimmy start a club for cripples, which draws attention from the Crips. Christopher Reeve comes to town to promote stem cell research. |
| 99 |
3 |
"Toilet Paper" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
April 2, 2003 (2003-04-02) |
703 |
| Kyle feels guilty after he and the boys TP their art teacher's house. |
| 100 |
4 |
"I'm a Little Bit Country" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
April 9, 2003 (2003-04-09) |
701 |
| The boys are caught in the middle of a town fight between people for the War in Iraq and people against it. Meanwhile, Cartman travels back in time to the late Colonial era by electrocuting himself. |
| 101 |
5 |
"Fat Butt and Pancake Head" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
April 16, 2003 (2003-04-16) |
705 |
| Cartman's hand-puppet "Jennifer Lopez" garners major publicity, which angers the real Jennifer Lopez. |
| 102 |
6 |
"Lil' Crime Stoppers" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
April 23, 2003 (2003-04-23) |
706 |
| The boys' game of "police detectives" turns all too real when Sergeant Yates hires them to bust a drug deal. |
| 103 |
7 |
"Red Man's Greed" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
April 30, 2003 (2003-04-30) |
707 |
| The town is taken over by Native Americans who want to create a highway to their casino. |
| 104 |
8 |
"South Park Is Gay!" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
October 22, 2003 (2003-10-22) |
708 |
| The men and boys of town become metrosexual. Kyle, Mr. Slave, and Mr. Garrison try to stop the wave of metrosexuality when Kyle is treated like an outcast, and Mr. Garrison believes the metrosexual fad is cheapening the pride of real homosexuals. |
| 105 |
9 |
"Christian Rock Hard" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
October 29, 2003 (2003-10-29) |
709 |
| Cartman, Token, and Butters form a Christian music band. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny protest against downloading music from the Internet after getting arrested. |
| 106 |
10 |
"Grey Dawn" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
November 5, 2003 (2003-11-05) |
710 |
| The elderly have their driver's licenses taken away, against which the AARP retaliates. |
| 107 |
11 |
"Casa Bonita" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
November 12, 2003 (2003-11-12) |
711 |
| Cartman tries to get himself invited to Kyle's birthday party at Casa Bonita. |
| 108 |
12 |
"All About Mormons"
"All About the Mormons?" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
November 19, 2003 (2003-11-19) |
712 |
| Stan befriends a boy and his family who are Mormons. |
| 109 |
13 |
"Butt Out" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
December 3, 2003 (2003-12-03) |
713 |
| The town calls in Rob Reiner to combat the spread of smoking among children after the boys are caught doing so. |
| 110 |
14 |
"Raisins" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
December 10, 2003 (2003-12-10) |
714 |
| Stan becomes a Goth after Wendy Testaburger breaks up with him. Butters falls for Lexus, a waitress at a Hooters-esque restaurant called "Raisins". |
| 111 |
15 |
"It's Christmas in Canada"
"Christmas in Canada?"
"Christmas in Canada" |
Trey Parker |
Trey Parker |
December 17, 2003 (2003-12-17) |
715 |
| Kyle and the boys fly to Canada during Christmas time to see the Canadian Prime Minister after Ike's biological parents take him back to Canada. |