List of Drawn Together episodes

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The cast. Counter-clockwise from upper left: Wooldoor Sockbat, Toot Braunstein, Ling-Ling, Foxxy Love, Xandir P. Whifflebottom, Princess Clara, Spanky Ham, and Captain Hero.

The following is a list of episodes for the animated television comedy Drawn Together.

Each episode except "Lost in Parking Space, Part One" and "Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care" contains at least one musical number that ties into the action of the scene in which it appears. These are either original songs (some parodies of existing songs) sung by the cast (often full-blown production numbers), or outside songs that play during montages.

Season 3, which consists of fourteen episodes, began airing on October 5, 2006. After a one year hiatus, new episodes returned October 4, 2007 with the last seven episodes of Season 3. The series finale aired on November 14, 2007. A total of 36 episodes were produced over the series' three seasons.

Series overview[edit]

Season Episodes Originally aired
Season premiere Season finale
1 7 October 27, 2004 December 15, 2004
2 15 October 19, 2005 March 15, 2006
3 14 October 5, 2006 November 14, 2007

Episodes[edit]

Season 1 (2004)[edit]

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Title Original air date Production
code
1 1 "Hot Tub" October 27, 2004 101
The housemates meet for the first time. Foxxy tries to teach Clara a lesson about racism. Toot must come to terms with the fact that she is no longer a sex symbol.
Musical number: "Black Chick's Tongue"
2 2 "Clara's Dirty Little Secret" November 3, 2004 102
Clara reveals that she has a monster vagina living between her legs, and the only way to get rid of it would be to find her Prince Charming. Ling-Ling is busy with a load of dirty dishes.
Musical number: "La-La-La-La-Labia"
3 3 "Gay Bash" November 10, 2004 103
Xandir tries to adjust to life out of the closet. Spanky forces Ling-Ling into slavery by making bootleg sneakers.
Musical number: "Ling-Ling's Lament"
4 4 "Requiem for a Reality Show" November 17, 2004 104
A food competition leaves half the housemates on the brink of starvation. Toot, on the other hand, overindulges and soon has to undergo a weight loss program—with disturbing psychological results.
Musical number: "Bully Song"
5 5 "The Other Cousin" December 1, 2004 105
Captain Hero falls for Clara's cousin, Bleh (voiced by Sarah Silverman). Ling-Ling is discovered to secrete a hallucinogenic drug when disappointed.
Musical number: "Girly Girl" (background)
6 6 "Dirty Pranking No. 2" December 8, 2004 107
Spanky teaches Clara how to prank the pizza man. Xandir is upset when Captain Hero keeps canceling their plans together.
Musical number: "The Time of My Life" (parody)
7 7 "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist" December 15, 2004 108
The housemates are pitted against each other in a parody of The Apprentice. Foxxy prevails in the end, only for them all to find out that this competition is just a devious plot devised by the most powerful entity of the entire series.
Musical number: "Cash Cash Cashety Cash" (parody)

Season 2 (2005–2006)[edit]

No. in
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Title Original air date Production
code
1 8 "The One Wherein There Is a Big Twist, Part II" October 19, 2005 201
The housemates discover that their new roommate, Strawberry Sweetcake, has a dark secret, and one of the housemates dies.
Musical Number: "Shit Sandwich"
2 9 "Foxxy vs. the Board of Education" October 26, 2005 202
Foxxy's quest to get her detective license leads her towards a conspiracy involving the Board of Education's plans to keep black people from getting a proper education; Spanky Ham comes down with a computer virus and marries Xandir so he can qualify for health insurance.
Musical Number: "The Board of Education" and "Fire the Load"
3 10 "Little Orphan Hero" November 2, 2005 203
Captain Hero reunites with his parents, who tell him the truth about why he was sent to Earth; the other housemates start a suicide hotline.
Musical Number: "Being a Hero"
4 11 "Captain Hero's Marriage Pact" November 9, 2005 205
Captain Hero is forced to honor a marriage pact with his old girlfriend, Unusually Flexible Girl, in which Wooldoor also gets involved; Foxxy reunites with her band members during a drunken night out, but when she accidentally kills them in a car accident, Foxxy uses their death to become famous again.
Musical Number: "Die Crashy Smashy Die Die Die"
5 12 "Clum Babies" November 16, 2005 204
After learning how to masturbate, Wooldoor produces sperm with magical healing powers—something that Princess Clara vehemently crusades against until she contracts tuberculosis; Ling-Ling finds the woman of his dreams.
Musical Number: "God is watching everything you do."
6 13 "Ghostesses in the Slot Machine" November 30, 2005 206
When an Indian casino opens up next door, Foxxy opens a strip club (and ends up competing with Clara for her father's love), while Captain Hero takes part in fixed superhero fights.
Musical Number: "Lady Luck"
7 14 "Super Nanny" December 7, 2005 207
Captain Hero is disciplined by a reality show nanny; Ling-Ling sells out his Asian heritage by getting cheap surgery to fix his slanted eyes.
Musical Number: "Who's that guy?"
8 15 "Terms of Endearment" January 25, 2006 106
Captain Hero sacrifices his powers after his X-ray vision turns Foxxy Love into a minstrel show-style black stereotype—which gets Foxxy taken away to a prison where all ethnically offensive caricatures are sent to be erased.
Musical Number: "Shortin' Bread"
9 16 "Captain Girl" February 1, 2006 208
Toot becomes a mother to a baby from Nicaragua; Wooldoor becomes Captain Hero's sidekick.
Musical Number: "Captain Hero Theme Song" (Parody)
10 17 "A Tale of Two Cows" February 8, 2006 210
Wooldoor brings home a live action cow; Toot uses a video game cheat book to bring Xandir to her fat camp reunion.
Musical Number: "Honey Baked Ham"
11 18 "Xandir and Tim, Sitting in a Tree" February 15, 2006 209
Xandir has a romantic encounter with Captain Hero's alter ego Tim; the other housemates plot their vengeance on an Entertainment Weekly writer who panned the show for being offensive and tasteless.
Musical Number: "Morning Train"
12 19 "The Lemon-AIDS Walk" February 22, 2006 212
Captain Hero uses steroids to win the AIDS walk; Wooldoor steals candy from the mall.
Musical Number: "Judge Fudge Power Hour Theme Song"
13 20 "A Very Special Drawn Together Afterschool Special" March 1, 2006 213
The housemates do a role-playing exercise to help Xandir tell his parents he is gay, which blows up into a story of seduction, betrayal, and redemption.
Musical Number: "We Built This City"
14 21 "Alzheimer's That Ends Well" March 8, 2006 211
Clara gets an operation to remove her Octopussoir; Toot is sent to a retirement home after the other housemates believe she has Alzheimer's.
Musical Number: "You'll really love being abandoned here."
15 22 "The Drawn Together Clip Show" March 15, 2006 214

The best of the past two seasons in clip show form.


Musical Number: Board of Education, Black Chick's Tongue, Ling Ling Lament, The Bully Song, God is Watching Everything you Do, La-La-La-La-Labia (reprises)

Season 3 (2006–2007)[edit]

No. in
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No. in
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Title Original air date Production
code
1 23 "Freaks & Greeks" October 5, 2006 301
Hero sets up his own fraternity, with Wooldoor and Xandir as pledges. Ling-Ling's father falls in love with Toot.
Musical Number: "Those Pledging Days"
2 24 "Wooldoor Sockbat's Giggle-Wiggle Funny Tickle Non-Traditional Progressive Multicultural Roundtable!" October 12, 2006 302
A Terminator tries to stop Wooldoor's new children's show from turning the world gay. Toot pursues the mythical Wienermobile.
Musical Number: "The Happy Stupid Kid Show Theme Song" and "Wieners"
3 25 "Spelling Applebee's" October 19, 2006 303
Foxxy competes in spelling bees. Captain Hero discovers Clara has a sexual fetish for car crashes.
Musical Number: "No Easy Way Out" and "Holding Out for a Hero"
4 26 "Unrestrainable Trainable" October 25, 2006 304
Captain Hero's "special" son, mothered by his sister, attacks the city. Clara keeps Wooldoor sick to receive attention for taking care of him.
Musical Number: "Cat's in the Kitchen" (parody)
5 27 "N.R.A.Y RAY" November 1, 2006 305
Captain Hero takes up hunting. Foxxy hides her grandson Ray-Ray in the walls of the Drawn Together house while she's on trial.
Musical Number: "I Wanted You To Know"
6 28 "Mexican't Buy Me Love" November 8, 2006 307
Ling-Ling takes up cockfighting in order to bribe the Mexican police. Captain Hero is desperate to hang out with the Cool Kids.
Musical Number: "El Cascabel"
7 29 "Lost in Parking Space, Part One" November 15, 2006 306
Clara preaches to her housemates about the Rapture. When they later get trapped in a parking space, she thinks they have been taken off to Heaven. Meanwhile, the rest of the gang leaves her behind to go to the mall, but end up getting trapped in the van.
Musical Number: N/A
8 30 "Lost in Parking Space, Part Two" October 4, 2007 308
While trying to save his friends from the van, Xandir becomes a derelict hobo and abandons them. Meanwhile, Foxxy is captured by a goth cashier at Spencer's and Clara forgets her religion and becomes a rebellious, sinning henchman of a mailman who she has mistaken for Satan.
Musical Number: "Scumma Grubba Bumma Moochie"
9 31 "Charlotte's Web of Lies" October 11, 2007 313
Spanky has an affair with Charlotte the spider and gets stalked by her. Captain Hero faces his nemesis who tries to make him wash his testicles. Ling-Ling pursues his dream of becoming a dancer.
Musical Number: "Face the Balls"
10 32 "Breakfast Food Killer" October 18, 2007 312
Wooldoor becomes a mascot for an evil cereal company. Meanwhile, Toot finds all five UPCs and stops the company from enslaving kids.
Musical Number: "Carousel of Progress"
11 33 "Drawn Together Babies" October 25, 2007 309
The housemates, as baby versions of themselves, kill their baby sitter and try to cover it up.
Musical Number: "Drawn Together Babies Theme Song"
12 34 "Nipple Ring-Ring Goes to Foster Care" November 1, 2007 310
Ling-Ling is sent to foster care to Foxxy's father. Captain Hero discovers how to communicate through time with his younger self.
Musical Number: N/A
13 35 "Toot Goes Bollywood" November 8, 2007 311
An Indian family mistakes Toot for a cow. Foxxy recovers a suppressed memory about being sexually abused.
Musical Number: "You can be a total asshole"
14 36 "American Idol Parody Clip Show" November 14, 2007 314
The housemates compete in an American Idol-type talent contest. At the end of the episode, the housemates read a letter telling them they have been cancelled and walk into a room marked "Unemployment", ending the series.
Musical Number: "One House", "Daisy", "Black Chick's Tongue", "A Moment Like This", "Ling-Ling into Battle Go!", "Fire the Load", "I Wanted You to Know", and "La-La-La-La-Labia" (reprises)

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