List of M*A*S*H characters

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M*A*S*H cast members circa 1974: (back row) Larry Linville, Wayne Rogers, Gary Burghoff (front row) Loretta Swit, Alan Alda, McLean Stevenson

This is a list of characters from the M*A*S*H franchise, covering the various characters appearing in the novel MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors, by H. Richard Hornberger (writing under the pseudonym of Richard Hooker), Robert Altman's film adaptation of the novel as well as the television series.

M*A*S*H is a popular media franchise revolving around the exploits of army surgeon Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce and his various cohorts in the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital as they attempt to maintain sanity during the harshness of the Korean War.

Main characters[edit]

Hawkeye Pierce[edit]

Hawkeye
M*A*S*H character
Alan Alda Hawkeye MASH.JPG
First appearance MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors
Last appearance "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
Portrayed by Film: Donald Sutherland
Television: Alan Alda
Information
Gender Male
Title Captain
Hometown Crabapple Cove, Maine, U.S.

Captain Benjamin Franklin "Hawkeye" Pierce, B.S., M.D. is a fictional character and lead protagonist in the MASH novels, film, and television series. The character was played by Donald Sutherland in the film and by Alan Alda on television. He is the main character of the MASH novels and film, as well as the TV series, in which he is the only character to appear in all 250 episodes.

Pierce was born and raised in Crabapple Cove, Maine, although in early episodes of the TV series he mentions Vermont. In the episode "The Late Captain Pierce", he tells Klinger that his family has a summer cottage in Crabapple Cove, which suggests that his hometown is elsewhere. He talks about having a sister in the early seasons, though he says in the middle seasons that he is an only child. In a Season 7 episode Hawkeye mentions his sister in passing, but then only discusses his dad in terms of family from that point on. Hawkeye's father is Dr. Daniel Pierce (in the novels, his father is "Big Benjy" Pierce, a lobsterman/fisherman in Crabapple Cove, Maine). Later in the series, he mentions that his mother is deceased. In the movie, Hawkeye mentions his mother is deceased, but that he has children and is married. In the TV series, Hawkeye is a bachelor and something of a ladies' man.

In the novel, the movie and the series, Hawkeye attended Androscoggin College. In the novel and the movie, after completing his medical residency in Boston, Hawkeye is drafted into the U.S. Army Medical Corps and sent to serve at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (M*A*S*H) during the Korean War. There is evidence to suggest that the TV Hawkeye did his surgical residency in Chicago, however. In conversations in several episodes, it's clear that he knows the town in ways only someone who lived there for several years could. This might be explained by Hawkeye's connection to Chicago, established in Season 3 ("Adam's Ribs") when he, Trapper, and Radar connive to have fifty pounds of barbecued spare ribs and sauce flown to the 4077th from a restaurant near Chicago's Dearborn Station. Between long, intense sessions of treating critically wounded patients, he makes the best of his life in an isolated Army camp by drinking heavily, carousing, womanizing, and pulling pranks on the people around him, especially the unpleasantly stiff and callous Major Frank Burns and Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan.

It was established that Pierce's nickname of "Hawkeye" was given to him by his father. It comes from the novel The Last of the Mohicans, which Pierce, in Hooker's book, claimed was "the only book my old man ever read."[1] This claim was repeated in the television episode "A Full Rich Day".

Developed for television by Larry Gelbart, the series departed from the film and book, sometimes radically. The character of Duke Forrest was dropped altogether, the character Spearchucker Jones is only shown for the first few episodes and Hawkeye became the center of the M*A*S*H unit's medical activity as well as the dramatic center of the series itself. In the series, he is Chief Surgeon, while in the novel and movie, Trapper John is Chief Surgeon. In the book and the film, Hawkeye had played football in college (Androscoggin College, based on Hornberger's alma mater Bowdoin College); in the series, Alda's Hawkeye is hardly the jock type, and seemed proud of his lack of athleticism, while his colleague Trapper John (Wayne Rogers) played football in several episodes, and Mike Farrell's B.J. Hunnicutt is seen doing chinups from a metal pole post, thus suggesting that Hawkeye's friends are more athletic than he. Alda's Pierce seems to resemble Groucho Marx, with his quick wit and "madcap" antics, and Hawkeye had a Groucho Marx nose, which he sometimes wore while doing a Groucho-like shtick.

Alda said of Pierce, "Some people think he was very liberal. But he was a traditional conservative. I mean, he wanted nothing more than to have people leave him alone so he could enjoy his martini, you know? Government should get out of his liquor cabinet".[2]

Pierce has little tolerance for military red tape and customs, feeling they get in the way of his doing his job. He has little respect for most Regular Army types, referring to them in both the movie and the series on occasion as "Regular Army clowns." He never wears insignia on his fatigues, never polishes his combat boots, and on the rare occasions he wears his Class A uniform, does not wear any of the decorations to which he is entitled. (Among others, he holds the National Defense Service Medal, the Korean War Service Medal, the United Nations Service Medal, a couple of Army commendations, and four Purple Hearts.) He has an ongoing feud outside the OR with Major Houlihan over her strict Army attitude. The two of them do not admit to their mutual respect until the episode "Comrades in Arms," when a wounded Hawkeye and a terrified Hot Lips are trapped in no man's land during an artillery barrage. Apart from this, about the only career Army officers Hawkeye respects are Colonel Potter; Major General Addison Collins (played by John Anderson), who came to the 4077th to visit his wounded infantry lieutenant son, whom Hawkeye had to inform of the son's death, and from whom he subsequently comes to understand the crushing responsibility of command and the dichotomy between caring for his men and using them to fight the war; and British Army Major Derek Ross (played by Bernard Fox) who first appears heartless and then human to his wounded men, who takes the time to explain a little of the psychology of command to him.

One of the ironies of Hawkeye's service is that on a number of occasions, he had to assume temporary command of the 4077th due to the absence or disability of Colonel Blake or Colonel Potter. Although he acquitted himself well, it was plain he was not comfortable with the responsibility that goes with being the commanding officer. Only twice does Hawkeye conform to Army regulations - on one occasion to save an underaged Marine he revealed the patient's true age to Houlihan so the patient (played by Ron Howard) can be sent back to the United States;[3] on another occasion he refused to fudge Colonel Potter's high blood pressure readings, though he was apologetic about it.

It is known that Hawkeye does not like firearms. He refuses to carry a sidearm in the episode "Officer of the Day". However, in a later season on a direct order from Colonel Potter he carries his issue pistol (a U.S Army M1911A1, the standard issue US sidearm of the Korean War) to a South Korean aid station and uses it when ambushed, although he only fires into the air and not at the attackers.

In the series finale, "Goodbye, Farewell, and Amen", Hawkeye experiences a mental breakdown after witnessing a Korean woman suffocate her baby while following his instructions to keep the child quiet in order to avoid detection of their party by enemy soldiers. Hawkeye recovers sufficiently enough to return to the 4077th in time for the armistice to be announced. Ironically, he is one of the last to leave the dismantled camp. He announces his goal is to return to his hometown of Crabapple Cove, Maine, to be a local doctor who has the time to get to know his patients, instead of contending with the endless flow of casualties he faced during his time in Korea.

In Hooker's two sequels to MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors (M*A*S*H Goes to Maine and M*A*S*H Mania), Hawkeye returns to live in Crabapple Cove, near the fictional town of Spruce Harbor, Maine. The fictional town is described as having 30,000 residents, a large fish wharf, a café which is frequented by the protagonists, an international airport, and the Spruce Harbor General Hospital.

Alan Alda would later play Dr. Gabriel Lawrence in a five-episode story arc of the television series ER; a surgeon who had early stage Alzheimer's Disease, and the same personality and surgical skills as Hawkeye Pierce.

Trapper John McIntyre[edit]

Trapper John
M*A*S*H character
Wayne Rogers Trapper John MASH 1972.JPG
First appearance MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors
Last appearance "Abyssinia, Henry" (M*A*S*H) "Elusive Butterfly" (Trapper John, M.D.)
Portrayed by Film: Elliott Gould
Television: Wayne Rogers (for M*A*S*H)
Pernell Roberts (for Trapper John, M.D.)
Information
Gender Male
Title Captain
Hometown Boston, Massachusetts
United States

Captain "Trapper" John Francis Xavier McIntyre, M.D. is a fictional character in Richard Hooker's M*A*S*H novels, as well as in the film and the two TV series (M*A*S*H and Trapper John, M.D.) that followed them. A former lead protagonist of the show, his nickname was derived from his being caught having sex with a woman in the lavatory aboard a Boston & Maine Railway train; when being caught in flagrante delicto, the woman announced "He trapped me!" (The blurb on the book's cover refers to "raping" a beauty queen on the Boston to Maine Express, but in the context of the story, it appears she was a willing participant who made the accusation only in order to avoid embarrassment.)

McIntyre was depicted by Elliott Gould in the film, Wayne Rogers in M*A*S*H, and Pernell Roberts in Trapper John, M.D., making him one of only two major characters in the M*A*S*H Franchise to be played by three actors (the other being Father Mulcahy).

In the book and the film, Trapper John is a graduate of Dartmouth College (having played quarterback on the school's football team) and serves as thoracic surgeon and eventually Chief Surgeon of the 4077th. In the film, he had a very dry, sardonic deadpan sense of humor, while in the M*A*S*H TV series he was something of a class clown. Trapper spent much of his time on the series playing second fiddle to Hawkeye Pierce's lead role, with the two constantly playing practical jokes on Majors Frank Burns and Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan, drinking, and trying to seduce women. While Trapper expressed great love for his wife and daughters, he also fraternized with the nurses a great deal, with no pretense of fidelity.

Wayne Rogers stated that he was told when he accepted the role of Trapper for the TV series that Trapper and Hawkeye would be equally important, almost interchangeable (much as how Hawkeye and Trapper were presented in the MASH film). However, that changed radically when Alan Alda was cast as Hawkeye. In fact, the producers gave the TV version of Hawkeye some of the character details of the film version of Trapper (in the MASH film, Trapper John is the 4077th's top chest-cutter and Chief Surgeon; in the TV series, Hawkeye is Chief Surgeon and references are made to his being the camp's top chest-cutter).

By the end of the third season, Rogers was fed up with Trapper being treated as a sidekick instead of an equal and the show changing into 'the Alan Alda show' (McLean Stevenson viewed the situation the same way concerning his character, Lieutenant Colonel Blake). He was also greatly frustrated with the producers' demands that he sign a contract that included a "morality clause" which stated the producers had the right to suspend him or fire him if he took part in an acting project outside of M*A*S*H without their approval. He refused to sign because he saw it as an absurd demand. Even though the latter half of the third season started to flesh Trapper out a bit, Rogers departed unexpectedly after the conclusion of filming for the third season, and his character was abruptly written out of the series. After he left the series, the producers sued Rogers for violating his contract, but the case was dismissed in his favor when it was revealed that he had never signed his contract. In light of the series' lengthy run, Rogers later admitted he regretted leaving M*A*S*H. Trapper John's final M*A*S*H episode was "Abyssinia, Henry," which also included the final appearance of Lt. Col. Henry Blake (McLean Stevenson).

The character of Trapper John returned to television in 1979 in the spin-off series Trapper John, M.D.. Now played by Pernell Roberts, the character is depicted in the then-present day as Chief of Surgery at a San Francisco hospital. No other characters from either the TV series or the movie (of which the series is legally considered the spin-off) appeared, making Trapper John the only M*A*S*H character to be depicted in the present day. Coincidentally, at the time Trapper John, M.D. debuted, Wayne Rogers was starring in another hospital-themed series, House Calls.

B.J. Hunnicutt[edit]

B. J. Hunnicutt
M*A*S*H character
Mike Farrell MASH 1975.JPG
First appearance "Welcome to Korea"
Last appearance "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
Portrayed by Television: Mike Farrell
Information
Gender Male
Title Captain
Hometown Mill Valley, California
United States

Captain B.J. Hunnicutt, M.D., played by Mike Farrell, is a fictional character in the TV show M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972-1983 on CBS. It wasn't revealed what the initials "B.J." stood for until the season 7 episode 3 ("Lil"). Visiting nurse, Colonel Lillian Rayburn, on being introduced to B.J. asked him what his initials stand for, to which Hunnicutt replied, "Anything you want." This triggered Hawkeye to try and discover what the initials stood for, getting Radar to check B.J.'s personnel record and sending telegrams to people likely to know such as the dean of B.J.'s medical school. Eventually, B.J. informed Hawkeye that he was in fact named B.J., which was derived from the names of his parents, Bea and Jay. However, Hawkeye didn't believe him and on demanding to be told, got the same reply as the Colonel, "Anything you want."

Hunnicutt resided in Mill Valley, California before he was drafted into the US Army as a surgeon during the Korean War. He was educated at Stanford University and was a member of the Tau Phi Epsilon fraternity. He went through his military training at Fort Sam Houston. B.J. is married to Peg (née Hayden) who writes many letters to him while he is in Korea. The couple has a daughter, Erin, who was born shortly before he left for Korea. He is a third-generation doctor in his family.

Hunnicutt first appeared on the show in 1975, after Trapper John McIntyre was discharged from the army and returned home. His debut came in the Season Four premiere episode, "Welcome to Korea". For the next eight seasons, Farrell appeared in all but one episode of the series.

B.J. tended to be much less aggressive in his crusades than Hawkeye, usually preferring to be the quieter voice of reason to his friend. For instance, when Hawkeye tried to print a letter protesting a Marine commander's callous treatment of a Dutch immigrant soldier in the military press, the letter was censored by the commander, and Hawkeye was almost arrested for arguing with the commander about it. B.J., on the other hand, watched the drama from a distance until he calmly suggested that Hawkeye take his letter to the civilian press train in Seoul which is beyond the commander's control, thus frustrating the officer and achieving the goal of publicizing the man's plight so something could be done about it.

Hunnicutt's mild manner changed somewhat during his time in Korea. In one episode, he throttled a wounded soldier who was attacking Hawkeye in the Swamp, threatening to "break [his] neck". During the course of the series, the happy-go-lucky, cheerful B.J. of his first appearance acquired some darker edges due to various traumas and moral dilemmas presented to him throughout the show. For instance, he was awarded a Bronze Star with V for Valor device for rescuing one soldier while working from a helicopter under fire; but was haunted by the fact that to save him, he had to cut the rope with which he and the chopper pilot were attempting to lift out the first soldier's buddy and leave him behind.[4]

Unlike Trapper John, who was just as much of an extroverted class clown as Hawkeye, B.J. is often the voice of reason when Hawkeye goes out on a limb. B.J. only strayed once from his marital vows during the series: while helping a nurse who received a "Dear Jane" letter. He also had an "emotional affair" with a female war correspondent in the Season 8 episode "War Correspondent". This is a marked comparison to Trapper, who cheated frequently on impulse and out of insecurity. B.J. professed stronger moral values than Hawkeye. For example, in Series 7 Episode 22 ("Preventative Medicine"), he refused to help remove a healthy appendix from an officer they wanted to render hors de combat due to his bloodthirstiness, despite the fact that the surgery would achieve the goal of forcing I Corps to relieve him of command. Trapper John McIntyre had had no qualms about doing the same thing on an earlier occasion.[5] However, B.J. was not afraid to take chances. In Episode 10/19, "Heroes," under his direction Klinger built a primitive open-chest defibrillator in order to save a soldier's life while B.J. administered open chest heart massage, then used it to successfully stop the soldier's heart fillibration, working from a medical journal article Hunnicutt had read concerning the then-experimental procedure.

B.J.'s wit and easy-going manner disguised the fact that he could be an able and devious practical joker in his own right, which was first revealed in the episode "Dear Sigmund," when Dr. Sidney Freedman discovers that B.J. is behind a rash of pranks happening in the camp. In "The Winchester Tapes," Charles is touched by B.J.'s concern over his sudden extreme fluctuations in weight, unaware that B.J. has secretly been substituting his Army pants for ones of different waist sizes. When an amused Hawkeye asked B.J. what was next for Charles, he replied, "Starting tomorrow, he gets taller." On other occasions, B.J. has egged on members of the 4077th to play jokes on each other, starting escalating joke wars for his own amusement, with neither side knowing that B.J. was the genius behind their actions. And in one memorable Season 11 episode, "The Joker Is Wild," tired of hearing how great a practical joker Trapper John had been, on a bet B.J. set up Hawkeye as the patsy of an elaborate scheme involving "practical jokes" played on all the principal cast members when in fact they were all in on the practical joke to get Hawkeye.

When the 4077th is disbanded in the series finale, B.J. is last seen riding his Indian motorcycle away from camp, while Hawkeye sees from a helicopter that B.J. has arranged painted white stones into the word "GOODBYE".

Henry Blake[edit]

Henry Blake
M*A*S*H character
McLean Stevenson Henry Blake MASH 1972.JPG
First appearance MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors
Last appearance "Abyssinia, Henry"
(on screen)
Portrayed by Film: Roger Bowen
Television: McLean Stevenson
Information
Gender Male
Title Lieutenant Colonel
Hometown Bloomington, Illinois
United States

Lieutenant Colonel Henry Braymore Blake, M.D. is introduced in the 1968 novel M*A*S*H and is also a character in the film (played by Roger Bowen) and television series (played by McLean Stevenson).

In the film, Blake is a career Army physician, having been commissioned prior to World War II. The television version of Blake (middle initial N) is a reservist called up to active duty and taken away from his private practice in Bloomington, Illinois. Another former lead protagonist of the show, he is the happy-go-lucky, easygoing commanding officer of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during the Korean War. He is beloved for his down-to-earth, laid-back manner by many under his command, notably Captains Benjamin Franklin Pierce and John Francis Xavier McIntyre (with whom he drinks, flouts regulations, and chases women), and scorned for it by those who prefer strict military discipline, such as Majors Frank Burns and Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan.

Henry is a good person and a capable surgeon, but not a forceful or competent commanding officer. He is usually hesitant to make any kind of command decision. His subordinate, company clerk Corporal Radar O'Reilly, can usually anticipate his wishes and turn them into efficient military orders, but Henry often gets flustered when an important decision needs to be made. In the "Rainbow Bridge" episode, he has to decide whether to send his doctors into enemy territory for an exchange of wounded prisoners. Henry hems and haws over the decision, then tells his doctors, "Whatever you guys decide is fine with me." Hawkeye once said of Henry, "As a commanding officer... well, it's a bit like being on a sinking liner, running on the bridge and finding out the captain is Daffy Duck."[6]

However, Blake was surprisingly adept at keeping his surgeons and nurses on an even keel. When, at different times Hawkeye, Trapper John, and Hot Lips were down in the dumps, (e.g., Episode 1/21,"Sticky Wicket"), Henry always found ways to give them perspective and get them back in the groove. He varied his methods as circumstances demanded, from quiet talk, to sending someone off on a pass, to allowing the camp to throw a carnival; and despite the alternating periods of horror and boredom, seldom had an unhappy camp. One that occasionally resembled an insane asylum, yes; but one that still had a 97% casualty survival rate, the ultimate litmus test of every field hospital or MASH.

Blake attended University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign as evidenced by his sweaters and coffee mug. He was the football team Athletic trainer and confessed to Radar that he once caused his football team to lose a big game when he accidentally taped the wrong leg of an injured quarterback. Whenever someone called for him, he responded with a rather soft-spoken "Yo…". In episodes where Henry showed home movies sent to him by his wife, it is suggested that he enjoyed an idyllic suburban life in the States. During a brief respite from surgery in the episode "O.R.," he tells Hawkeye he has "a great practice back home", but a "routine" one, cookbook medicine; and that by serving in Korea, he is doing more doctoring than he would ever be called on to do at back in Bloomington in a lifetime.

When McLean Stevenson decided to leave the show at the end of the third season, his character was scripted to be discharged and sent home. However, in one of television's most shocking surprises, in the final scene of his last episode, it is reported that Blake’s plane has been shot down over the Sea of Japan and that he has been killed.

The script pages with the scene were handed over by the producers, Larry Gelbart and Gene Reynolds, only minutes before filming, so none of the cast except Alan Alda knew about that development until just before Gary Burghoff was told to go in and report Blake's death. Until then, as far as anyone knew, they were going to get a message that Blake had arrived safely home. This was deliberately planned so that the emotions shown by the actors during that scene would be as real as possible, and it worked well, so well that during the second take of the scene, one of the extras accidentally dropped a surgical instrument on the floor, making a loud clank and was left in the final edit.[7][8]

After the news of Lieutenant Colonel Blake’s death shocked the nation, The Carol Burnett Show, the following evening, opened the show with a shot of McLean Stevenson on a smoking raft, waving his arms, hollering, "I’m OK! I’m OK!"[citation needed] In addition, the M*A*S*H novels written by W.E.B. Griffin state Henry's death to be "wildly exaggerated".

Sherman T. Potter[edit]

Sherman T. Potter
M*A*S*H character
Harry Morgan 1975.jpg
First appearance "Change of Command"
Last appearance "Saturday's Heroes" (AfterMASH)
Portrayed by Harry Morgan
Information
Gender Male
Title Colonel
Hometown Hannibal, Missouri
United States

Colonel Sherman Tecumseh Potter, M.D., is a fictional character from the M*A*S*H and AfterMASH television series. He was portrayed by Harry Morgan.

At the end of the show's third season, McLean Stevenson left the series, and his character, Lieutenant Colonel Henry Blake, was killed on his way back to the United States. Major Frank Burns took command of the unit at the end of that season, although it was to be short-lived (one full episode plus parts of two others). The producers wanted a different type of commanding officer for the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH). They decided on a "Regular Army" commander, a man who had made a career out of the service, and was close to retirement. The producers chose Harry Morgan to fill the role, after the strong comedic performance he had given as a visiting General in Episode 3/1, "The General Flipped at Dawn" .

Morgan's first appearance on the series as Potter came in the second episode of Season Four, "Change of Command" (after a brief preview appearance, near the end of the previous episode "Welcome to Korea"). After joining the cast in 1975, Morgan appeared in every episode with only three exceptions, and his character became a core member of the series.

Potter initially entered the Army during World War I, enlisting as a private in the horse cavalry at the age of 15 ("lied about my age," he explains, noting that he had big thighs for a boy his age). One of his most cherished souvenirs of his enlisted time is his Good Conduct Medal (a medal only awarded to enlisted men), which is framed and hangs behind his desk during his run on the show. He rose to the rank of sergeant. At one point during his First World War service, he was gassed and blinded for a month.Several of his teeth were knocked out by his captors when he was taken prisoner in the Argonne Forest by the Germans in the Great War.[9] He references many of his memories of his enlisted experiences in dealing with the challenges of commanding a battlefront hospital. At some point after the First World War, he went to medical school, and began his service as an Army doctor in 1932,[10] serving in World War II. He notes the still he had on Guam during that war, when admiring Hawkeye's contraption in the Swamp. However, he also spent time in the European Theater, as he unfavorably compared the winter cold in Korea to the Ardennes in one episode.[11] He received a Purple Heart in Korea after being shot in the buttocks by an enemy sniper to go with the one he received in World War I for being gassed, and one from WWII from the aforementioned still on Guam exploding.

As an experienced career Army officer, Potter was much more at home making command decisions than was the late Colonel Blake. He was more capable of leading the 4077th through a major crisis, such as a "bug out" (forced evacuation) due to a military attack, a wintertime shortage of food and fuel, or the occasional deluge of wounded soldiers. Despite his stern military bearing, Potter was a relatively relaxed and laid-back commander, understanding the need for fun and games to boost morale during wartime; but unlike Henry Blake, he was not afraid to put his foot down when the camp's antics got out of hand.

In the episode, "The Interview", Potter told reporter Clete Roberts, "It's pretty hard to have the kind of authority here that you would have in a regular Army unit, because these guys are not soldiers, they're doctors. And you just can't handle them the way you would regular Army men. And I don't want to, because the results wouldn't be what we're getting now."

Colonel Potter also was not one to allow friendship to get in the way of duty, whether to his family, to his unit, or to the Army, even though it broke his heart to turn on men who had been his comrades in arms for so many years. On one occasion (Episode 11/11, "Strange Bedfollows"), he called his son-in-law on having had a fling in Tokyo with a woman he met on an airplane while on a buying trip, gently but firmly setting him straight. In another instance (Episode 11/13, "Friends and Enemies"), he wrote a report on Colonel Woody Cooke, whose friendship with Potter went all the way back to their cavalry service together in World War I. Cooke, tired of sitting behind an I Corps desk and yearning for action, went to the front and issued orders that got a platoon chewed up because he did not understand the tactical situation. The wounded, including the platoon commander, ended up at the 4077th, convinced that the incident would be covered up by Cooke's Army buddies, including Potter. The adverse report Colonel Potter filed with I Corps on the incident ended Colonel Cooke's career - and his friendship with Potter.

Col. Potter was generally well-liked by his subordinates, especially Radar, who saw Potter as a mentor and father figure, particularly after Lt. Col. Blake's death. Potter received more respect from Hawkeye and even from Major Houlihan, than had Henry Blake, but Major Burns never liked him, harboring a grudge against Potter after being passed over for command of the 4077th.

Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, who replaced Burns, had a grudging respect for Potter, even though they seemed to be constantly at odds with each other. This largely stemmed from the clashing of Winchester's aristocratic manner with Potter's laid-back country countenance. Winchester even once referred to him as "Colonel Cowpie" (seen on the episode titled "Tell It to the Marines", which originally aired on January 12, 1981).

At first, Corporal Klinger was afraid of Colonel Potter. This stemmed from an incident in the Colonel's office (seen in the episode "Change of Command") when, after storming into the Colonel's office in drag, Klinger introduced himself and tried to shock and anger Potter into discharging him as insane. Potter saw through Klinger's cross dressing bluff and, after listing other schemes he'd seen soldiers perpetrate in an attempt to be discharged, he ordered Klinger to "get out of that frou-frou and into a uniform, and you stay in uniform." After a night of bonding with Hawkeye and B.J., however, Colonel Potter changed his mind and allowed Klinger to continue his cross-dressing ways. Some time later Potter persuaded Klinger to give up on dressing in drag by reminding him of the adverse effects that a Section 8 discharge would have on his life (something Klinger had been warned of before by Dr. Sidney Freedman). Colonel Potter eventually came to trust Klinger — enough to make him company clerk after Radar's departure, and to make him temporary "Commanding Officer" of the 4077th in a Boxing Day role reversal to boost unit morale.[12] He even sometimes used Klinger's aptitude for schemes to his and the unit's advantage. Potter was sufficiently impressed by Klinger's skills as a wheeler-dealer, improviser, and the performance of his clerical duties that in time he promoted him to sergeant.

With the armistice declared in Korea, the 4077th was disestablished, everyone in the unit parted ways, and they went on with their respective lives. Col. Potter retired from the military and returned to Missouri (although in the episode entitled "PingPong" he was going to return to Nebraska). In the final episode, Col. Potter announced his plans to go home to his wife Mildred and become a semi-retired country doctor. Leaving the 4077th on his horse Sophie (which at the request of Father Mulcahy he dropped off at the local orphanage to be used productively), he was given a military salute by Hawkeye Pierce and B.J. Hunnicutt, one of the few that they were seen to give in the series - given their overall disrespect towards military discipline, as a sign of just how much respect the two doctors had for him.

However, Harry Morgan, William Christopher, and Jamie Farr—the three M*A*S*H cast members who elected to continue the series beyond the 11th season—were invited to star in a spin-off series at CBS, called AfterMASH. Potter became the chief of staff & chief of surgery of the fictional General Pershing VA Hospital (also known as "General General") in the equally fictional River Bend, Missouri. Father Mulcahy, after being rendered almost totally deaf from an explosion in the M*A*S*H series finale, recovered most of his hearing through an experimental operation at a Saint Louis VA hospital at Potter's recommendation and became General General's Catholic chaplain. Max and Soon-Lee Klinger, after experiencing discrimination in Toledo, moved to the area so that Max could take up a position as Potter's assistant. Among the resident in-patients was one of Potter's WWI subordinates, former Private Bob Scannell, who alone (at Potter's request) addressed him as "Sarge" vice his retired rank of Colonel by which most other characters knew him.

Frank Burns[edit]

"Frank Burns" redirects here. For other uses, see Frank Burns (disambiguation).
Franklin Delano Marion Burns
M*A*S*H character
Larry Linville Major Frank Burns MASH 1972.JPG
Larry Linville as Major Frank Burns on the CBS-TV M*A*S*H series
First appearance MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors
Last appearance "Margaret's Marriage"
Portrayed by Film: Robert Duvall
Television: Larry Linville
Information
Gender Male
Title Captain in Hooker's novel
Major
Lieutenant Colonel
Spouse(s) Louise Burns
Hometown Fort Wayne, Indiana
United States

Major (later Lieutenant Colonel) Franklin Delano Marion "Frank" Burns, M.D. (also known as "Ferret Face," a nickname first pinned on him by his brother, a fact he reveals to Trapper and Hawkeye during a drunken binge in Episode 1/18, "Dear Dad Again") is a fictional character and the main antagonist in the M*A*S*H film and television series. Burns first appeared in the original M*A*S*H novel by Richard Hooker, where he had the rank of captain. The character was then portrayed in the film by Robert Duvall (as a major), and in the subsequent television series by Larry Linville as a major (who was promoted to the rank of lieutenant colonel after his departure from the series).

In the original novel, Captain Burns is described as a well-off doctor who had attended medical school but had had no true formal training as a surgeon other than a long apprenticeship with his father in Indiana. He maintains a dismissive attitude toward those colleagues (such as the Swampmen) who went through the rigors and demands of a residency for their training. However, his belief in his own superiority masks serious shortcomings in his surgical abilities, which he invariably dismisses as the failures of others involved in the patients' care. When one of Burns' patients dies, "it's either God's will or somebody else's fault."[13] This practice comes to a head when he unjustly accuses rookie orderly Private Boone of killing one of his patients. Boone is emotionally crushed and an infuriated Duke, who witnesses the scene, walks with Frank to the privacy of the sluice where he delivers a nose-breaking punch and knee to the groin. A short time later, Trapper assaults Frank after Frank's arrogance and incompetence almost costs another soldier his life. The concern of the surgeons on Frank's team regarding Frank's incompetence causes Blake to nominate Trapper as Chief Surgeon in the novel and movie, and Hawkeye as Chief Surgeon of the 4077th in the TV series.

Later, after Burns and Major Margaret Houlihan commence a sexual affair, the Swampmen latch onto it, giving Margaret the nickname of "Hot Lips". One night in a room just off the OR, Hawkeye makes some ribald comments about the relationship. Burns, having reached the limit of his patience, hurls a coffee-maker at Hawkeye (in the film, Burns jumps across a mess tent table to attack Hawkeye after Hawkeye baited him with speculations concerning Hot Lips' behavior in the sack and tries to kill him with his bare hands, while Hawkeye deliberately does not fight back) just as Blake walks in. The next day, Burns is sent away for psychiatric evaluation in a straitjacket, shot full of tranquilizers.

In the film and in the subsequent TV series, Frank Burns' rank is that of Major. The film version of Frank Burns is a composite of two different characters from the book, Major Jonathan Hobson and Captain Frank Burns. In the film, Burns is portrayed as a very religious man who prays for all the souls to be saved (as Hobson does in the novel), but in both the film and TV series he is still not much of a doctor.

He is a firm believer in military discipline, which causes him to run afoul of both Hawkeye Pierce and Trapper John McIntyre, as well as Trapper's successor BJ Hunnicutt. On the 4077th's TO&E, he is officially the second in command, as the second highest-ranking male officer. Realistically, he is outranked by both the CO and the Chief Surgeon, which means he has to play second fiddle to Hawkeye who he outranks (Hawkeye being a captain). Burns resented Colonel Blake's decision to pass him over for Chief Surgeon (in "Chief Surgeon Who?") that he placed a call to General Barker, who visited the 4077th under the implication that Hawkeye was willfully ignoring a patient in surgery to play poker. Although Barker demanded that Hawkeye operate on the patient immediately, Hawkeye explained that he was simply killing time until the patient was stabilized enough to operate. Later, he performed the operation with no consequences and the patient recovered, selling Barker on Pierce as the chief surgeon.

In the episode "Sticky Wicket," a patient of Hawkeye's is having complications from his surgery that nobody can figure out, even Hawkeye. Since Hawkeye took a dig at his surgical abilities to Blake after Margaret filed a complaint on his behalf, Frank decides to take his own swipe at Hawkeye for not being perfect either, which ends in a brawl in the mess tent. After Hawkeye later figures out what happened and reopens the patient, Burns agrees with Hawkeye that the error was so small it could have easily been missed by the best surgeon.

Although Colonel Blake and later Colonel Potter left him in charge on numerous occasions as required by Army regulations, whenever incoming wounded arrived the medical staff looked to Hawkeye rather than Burns for orders and direction. Burns became so infuriated by this that in "The Novocaine Mutiny", he accused Pierce of mutiny and tried to have him court-martialed, going out of his way to misrepresent things to make Hawkeye look bad. In reality, Frank had so badly botched procedures in pre-op that patients were being sent into the OR while others were being operated on. While the adjutant general presiding over the hearing did agree with Burns that Hawkeye was far from the perfect soldier, he praised his surgical skills while criticizing Burns', saying that Frank would have been assigned to be a pastry chef had he not already been a doctor when he was drafted.[14]

Burns is also much more concerned with appearance than performance. In the episode "Sometimes You Hear The Bullet," he put himself in for the Purple Heart after allegedly slipping and falling in the mud and wrenching his back. (In fact, his back had gone out while dipping Hot Lips as they danced during a romantic evening in her tent.) In the episode "The Kids" (this one based on an actual incident from the Vietnam War), he was awarded the Purple Heart due to an administrative error after having a bit of eggshell fished out from under his eyelid while the camp was under attack by snipers. The daily report noted "Shell fragment removed from eye," and a Purple Heart was duly awarded. In neither case did Burns refuse the undeserved medal, because he thought holding two Purple Hearts would look good on his permanent record. In the first case, Hawkeye gave the Purple Heart to an underage soldier who had lied to get drafted to impress a girl.

Major Burns was placed in command of the 4077th twice. The first time was in the episode "Henry, Please Come Home." Colonel Blake was transferred to Tokyo to instruct incoming medical personnel in the realities of life and medical practice in a MASH. Burns took command of the 4077, behaved like a tyrant, and for all practical purposes the medical staff mutinied. The Swampmen connived to get Henry to return, Blake persuading General Hammond to restore him to command of the 4077th.

The second occasion is the better known instance. On Colonel Blake's departure to the U.S. ("Abyssinia, Henry"), Burns again assumed command of the 4077th, expecting to be promoted and named as the new C.O. However, he was not confirmed as commanding officer, possibly because I Corps remembered he had been relieved of command once before. Colonel Sherman Potter took over the unit, which both crushed Frank's perception of himself and caused him to go temporarily AWOL. Frank never came to terms with being passed over for command and repeatedly derided Potter for his age, both behind Potter's back and to his face. Potter in turn had no problem letting Burns know just how little he thought of him.

Because Frank is arrogant and callous when he is working "by the book," he has also refused to allow anything non-military to be transported via army vehicle during a bug-out; refused to operate on anyone who has self-inflicted wounds; will not operate on enemy soldiers unless directly ordered to do so; and refused to host any Korean festivities on the camp grounds. Frank's easy target to belittle, lash out, and sometimes threaten is Radar O'Reilly, due to the fact that he is mild mannered. Frank also insulted him, calling him "pipsqueak" and "shavetail" when O'Reilly was temporarily made a second lieutenant. In the episode "Exorcism," Frank attempted to prevent Hawkeye from operating on an elderly Korean man he believed was a "whiplash hustler" who was hit after running in front of an ambulance. Against Frank's objections, Hawkeye proceeded to prepare the man for surgery to save his life, but the patient refused to let Hawkeye operate on him. The patient believed he was being followed by evil spirits and wouldn't agree to the operation unless a priestess is brought in to exorcise him first. When Hawkeye allowed the patient's granddaughter and Radar to pick up the priestess, Frank labeled Hawkeye "the most unmilitary man in this man's army." Frank was still not done when he has a debate about the matter in Potter's office, but Potter overruled the objections. In the episode "Ping Pong," Frank attempted to prevent a Korean wedding at the Double Natural, even threatening to have General Harrelson court-martial Hawkeye and BJ on false charges. Frank's objections were overruled by Potter, who allowed the wedding to take place. While the medical personal applauded the wedded couple, Frank was clearly the only one who was not pleased, thinking that a Korean wedding held in the camp was a disgrace to the Army.

Frank is afraid of air raids, snipers, and surprise attacks by North Korean or Communist infiltrators. He is so afraid, in fact, that he was known to check his toothpaste for explosives. In the episode, "Of Moose and Men," while operating on a Korean soldier Frank thinks that all local Koreans are enemy infiltrators sent to kill Americans. On another occasion, he saw two Korean natives burying an object similar to a bomb outside the camp grounds, and called for explosive ordnance disposal troops to come and defuse it - only to find out from Hawkeye and BJ that the "bomb" Frank was worried about was actually a kimchi pot, one of millions buried all over Korea. In the fifth season episode "Dear Sigmund," BJ had Major Sidney Freedman trick Frank with a false cry of "Air raid!" so he would dive for cover into his personal slit trench, which BJ had filled with water. One of his duties was to give lectures to the enlisted men every Friday on why the war was fought — the lectures were generally poorly received, with the exception of Hawkeye who, having gone for days without sleep, actually accepts Burns' statements. Another duty of Burns' was acting as the camp sanitation officer/food procurement officer/kitchen inspector and the camp physical fitness officer, though he was hardly a model of health himself having anemia, high blood pressure, a bad back, and having received a hernia operation. He also has a glass jaw and has been knocked out by Hawkeye, BJ, Klinger, Zale, and Houlihan.

Frank also tries to help other patients, but often to no avail. In "Soldier of the Month," Frank gave two liters of water to two patients who were suffering from hemorrhagic fever. However, the treatment is to limit fluids to these patients and as a result, both patients' kidneys shut down and they suffered renal failure. When Hawkeye and BJ warned Frank about this, he refused to accept that the patients' kidneys have shut down. When Hawkeye looked at the first patient, Frank told him not to check up on the other patient, believing his temperature is nearly normal. While Frank was proven correct, Hawkeye discovered the patient was in shock and, against Frank's attempts to object, they were both sent to the 121st Evac Hospital, which has dialysis machines. Afterward, Frank contracted the viral fever and tried to persuade Hawkeye and BJ to give him water; but they declined, thus keeping him alive. In the episode "Margaret's Engagement," Hawkeye discovered that Frank took out part of a patient's large intestine without exteriorizing it, with Frank responding that he learned a shortcut. When Hawkeye criticized Frank's shortcut, stating that he is infecting the wound, Frank complained to Potter, who responds that he must exteriorize the next time a patient is handed over to him. Later on, according to Margaret's medical report, Frank operated on a patient who required emergency surgery, but carelessly removed part of the colon without exteriorizing, resulting in peritonitis that nearly killed the patient. Potter reminded Frank that if he operated on another patient without thinking to exteriorize first, the incident would go on his permanent record.

Burns has a tendency to blame others for his mistakes. For example, in the movie when he ordered a medical device for a man already dead, he blamed an orderly he had asked to get the device, causing the man to break down crying. This led to McIntyre punching him in the face. In the television series, Burns admitted that it took him twice the normal amount of time to graduate medical school, having flunked out of two, and that he only passed his first year by buying the answers to a final exam. He became a doctor only to please his mother. He also stated that the local undertaker used to send him gifts and thank-you cards at Christmas. In the series, Burns is known for his numerous malapropos and for saying things that are twisted around onto themselves or simply made no sense at all. One example from the episode "The Interview", has Burns describing marriage as "the headstone (sic) of American society".

In the episode "Mail Call Again," Frank receives a letter from home from his wife Louise, which Radar accidentally opens. Radar tells Hawkeye and B.J. that someone from Fort Wayne passed through the 4077 and relayed word back home, which eventually got back to Louise Burns, of Frank's affair and that she hired a divorce attorney. Frank managed to phone her in the United States and convinced her not to do so, denying the affair and calling Margaret an "old war horse" and an "Army mule with bosoms", but unbeknownst to him Margaret was listening to the entire conversation and got so angry that she threw a chair at him in fury. Although it seemed Margaret later understood why Frank had called her those offensive terms, her "understanding" was a ploy. Margaret repeatedly manipulated Frank until she announced her engagement to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscot in the Season 5 episode, "Margaret's Engagement."

In that episode, Margaret finally breaks off her affair with Burns following her engagement to Penobscot, crushing Frank's ego. He falls into a depression and begins acting even more out of the ordinary. Frank deliberately stabs Margaret in the O.R. and later attacks Margaret in her tent, prompting her to call Frank a coward. In an attempt to regain Margaret's love, Frank goes A.W.O.L to capture enemy Koreans. He comes back with a Korean family he believed to be enemy guerrillas. Frank pointed a rifle at Colonel Potter, Hawkeye, and BJ when they mention he was heading for a Section Eight. Radar then tells Frank that he has a phone call, which turns out to be from his mother. After having a talk with her, he tells her that no one there likes him and the only person he thought did had manipulated him. Hawkeye, BJ, Potter, and Radar, listening in the other room, hear this and feel bad for him. Later on, Frank asks Hawkeye to double-date with him and a newly arrived nurse. When Margaret asks whether she's a little young for Frank, he deadpans, "It'd be nice to have a little youth for a change," which shocks her. After she leaves, Frank, Hawkeye and BJ share a genuine laugh together. This did not stop Frank from trying to win Hot Lips back in the episodes that followed, to no avail.

At times Frank would try to hurt Margaret because of her engagement. For example, in the episode "The Colonel's Horse," Margaret had an inflamed appendix that was paining her. Frank, who normally was assigned all routine surgeries, asked to operate on her. Margaret instead asked Hawkeye to operate if surgery became necessary, something she hoped to avoid. Later, Margaret's appendicitis became acute, and Burns demanded that Potter let him do the appendectomy. Potter told Frank that Margaret had asked for Hawkeye as her surgeon but Frank refused to believe him until Margaret, lying on the operating table at the time, told him to leave the OR. As Colonel Potter escorted Frank out, Frank yelled, "I hope you get a big scar!"

Following Margaret's marriage to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscot, a dejected Frank suffered a mental breakdown while on leave in Seoul. He got drunk and tried to romance a Red Cross woman and a Woman's Army Corps woman and a general's wife who resembled his former mistress and also attacked the general, mistaking him for Penobscot. He was apprehended and held for psychiatric examination, and was transferred out of the 4077th for good. While the surgeons of the Double Natural were delighted to hear that he wouldn't be coming back, Frank ultimately had the last laugh: Not only were the charges against him dropped, but he was promoted to lieutenant colonel and sent to a veterans' hospital in his home state of Indiana. He was replaced by Major Charles Emerson Winchester, III, an aristocratic, somewhat pompous, yet highly skilled surgeon who is more of an intellectual.

Ironically, in his last scene when he watches Houlihan fly away to her honeymoon, he is left all alone saying, "Bye Margaret." This is one of the few times he actually behaves like a normal human being (another time when was he came close to having a nervous breakdown, he talked to his mother — the only other person he ever cared about).

Margaret Houlihan[edit]

Margaret Houlihan
M*A*S*H character
Loretta Swit MASH 1972.JPG
First appearance MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors
Last appearance "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
Portrayed by Film: Sally Kellerman
Television: Loretta Swit
Information
Gender Female
Title Major
Hometown Fort Ord, California
United States

Major Margaret J "Hot Lips" Houlihan is a fictional character and secondary antagonist (later shifted to protagonist) first created in the book MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors by Richard Hooker. Actress Sally Kellerman portrayed the character in the Robert Altman film adaptation (where she is sometimes referred to as O'Houlihan). Houlihan was later portrayed by Loretta Swit in the long-running television series; along with Hawkeye and Father Mulcahy, she is one of only three characters to appear in both the pilot and final episode.

The character of "Hot Lips" was inspired by two real-life Korean War MASH head nurses - Hotlips Hammerly, also a very attractive blonde, of similar disposition,[citation needed] and Janie Hall. Hall, with her true accounts and stories from the zone, is actually noted as a major contributor to the character and show.[15]

Over the run of the show, Margaret mellows from a completely rigid, "by-the-book" head nurse (who is nevertheless not above using her romantic contacts with superior officers to get her way, nor going against regulations for her personal benefit), to a more relaxed member of the cast who tempers her authority with humanity. Key episodes in this development include "The Nurses." In this episode, Margaret gets into an argument over camp regulations and that nurses got drunk. Even if one of nurses got serious and explained the reason why they drink alcohol to preserve their sanity, Margaret, thinking that she has been drunk too many times before, threatens to report her. One of the nurses, Janet Baker, stood up for herself and humiliated Margaret, provoking her to confine her to her quarters, and therefore, Baker was strictly forbidden to visit her newlywed husband, who came to the MASH 4077th to visit her. That night, with the help of Hawkeye and BJ after accommodating her husband to Margaret's tent, Baker escapes to see her husband. Baker gets back to the nurses tent, but Margaret, awake and aware of her escape, caught her sneaking back into the nurses tent, and as a result, it led to a confrontation the next morning by the nurses under her command. When an irked Margaret is at the point of pressing charges against Baker for escaping confinement, Baker tells Margaret that this soldier was Baker's husband, which still leaves her very angered about this. However, Margaret then stuns the nurses with an emotional tirade about how their disdain hurts her. When Colonel Potter approached Margaret to see if she might be happy enough to press charges against Baker for her crime, Margaret declined, already having felt bad for what she had been doing to her nursing staff. Another example appears in "Comrades In Arms", in which Hawkeye and Margaret make peace once and for all as they endure an artillery barrage while lost in the wilderness. Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, who wrote "The Nurses" with Mary Kay Place, as well as several other episodes, was one of the causes for the change in character. Margaret's relaxation enables her to bond with her nurses, who previously disliked her by-the-book, Regular Army approach, but come to appreciate her fierce loyalty when higher authority attempts to land on them.

An experienced surgical nurse, although she does not always like the surgeons she works as people she is able to set her feelings aside to appreciate the skills of expert surgeons like Hawkeye and Trapper John, and the innovative knowledge of the fresh-from-residency B.J., who knows techniques that are only just being taught in Stateside surgical programs. Although she works with Frank Burns better than any of her nursing staff, when she comes down with appendicitis in Episode 5/11, "The Colonel's Horse," she confides to Colonel Potter that in the event she needed an appendectomy, she wanted Hawkeye to operate rather than Burns, who normally was given the "easy" surgeries. Having seen his work in the operating room, she did not trust him to operate on her.

Margaret rarely pursued a relationship with anyone of lower rank (though she did confess once while drunk that she was attracted to Captain Trapper John McIntyre,[16] and would occasionally flirt with wounded enlisted men in Post-Op for the sake of their morale), with the exception of a staff sergeant in the Infantry named Scully who she met in Rosie's Bar and who subsequently passed through the 4077th as a patient a couple of times. In early seasons she had several liaisons with visiting Colonels or Generals who were "old friends". Her long-standing affair with Major Frank Burns comes to an end with her engagement and marriage to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscot (it fractured after Burns insulted Margaret by calling her an old war horse and an army mule, which caused her to throw a chair at him in the episode, "Mail Call...Again"). Her personal confidence grows following her successful divorce from the cheating Penobscot.

Margaret is a fiercely loyal American, but in the episode "Are you Now, Margaret?" even she is not immune to a conniving congressional aide who attempts to brand her as a communist sympathizer due to her dating a young man during her nursing school days. With all the outward trappings of the real-life Army-McCarthy/HUAC Hearings, Margaret's career is on the line. However, her "staunch friends" at the 4077th, nab the "Cloakroom Boy" with some compromising photos of him with Hotlips, "suitable for hanging," to be sent to his wife, which also sends the troublesome aide packing without Margaret having to rat out her college friends.

Margaret is literally an army brat, having been born in an Army base hospital. Like Hawkeye, she also has a drinking problem. In Margaret's case, it appears to run in her family. She once told Frank Burns that half of her salary went to support her mother. Half of that money went towards drying her out; the other half, for bail money. When her mother is sober, she is a kleptomaniac.[17]

She entered nursing school in 1938 and graduated in 1942 when she joined the Army; one continuity error shows that after 10 years service her rank is a Major, in fact in real life she would have been a Captain[18] However, it is possible she was promoted "on the five percent list" for outstanding performance, which would explain her majority after only ten years' service. As the show ends, Margaret is on her way back to the US to take a position in an Army hospital. Other continuity errors from the early seasons is a remark by Houlihan that she has a younger sister who was a Captain engaged to be married and that her father was dead--although he comes to see her in a later season episode; and that she refers in one episode that he was in the cavalry and in another that he as a artilleryman.

In the series of novels co-written with (or ghost-written by) William E. Butterworth, Houlihan reappears as the twice-widowed Margaret Houlihan Wachauf Wilson, both husbands having expired on the nuptial couch through excessive indulgence in her still-outstanding physical charms. Her career has taken a new direction as the Reverend head of the "God Is Love In All Forms Christian Church, Incorporated", a cult or sect with the unusual distinction that its entire congregation consists of homosexual men. Most of these are extremely flamboyant and the Reverend Mother herself is conspicuously glitzy and glittery. However, it appears that Margaret genuinely cares for her flock and is not merely shaking them down in pursuit of material gain.

The name "Hot Lips" originates from an infamous scene in M*A*S*H, the movie, in which Margaret Houlihan is played by Sally Kellerman. During sex with Frank Burns, Margaret is initially unaware that the public address microphone has been planted beneath their cot, broadcasting graphic details of their rendezvous throughout the camp on its public address system. Other members of the camp overhear her saying to Frank "Kiss my hot lips."

The next day, Margaret, along with Burns, becomes a target of harassment and humiliation by other members (enlisted men, nurses, etc.) of the camp, including Hawkeye, Trapper, and Duke, who make ribald comments about her for the encounter, which force Margaret to leave the tent. Later, while Margaret is taking a shower in a tent, Hawkeye and Duke bet on whether she is a natural blonde, so they use counterweights to raise up the shower tent, exposing Margaret to the entire camp watching as they humiliate her even further. Hysterical, Margaret demands that Colonel Blake must discipline his surgeons, turning Hawkeye and Duke over to the MP's, and threatening to resign her commission if her demands are not met. Blake, who is lying in bed with his mistress at the time, refuses, and Margaret leaves in tears.

Charles Winchester[edit]

Charles Emerson Winchester III
M*A*S*H character
David Ogden Stiers Gary Burghoff MASH 1977.jpg
First appearance "Fade Out, Fade In"
Last appearance "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen"
Portrayed by Television: David Ogden Stiers
Information
Gender Male
Title Major
Hometown Boston, Massachusetts, U.S.

Major Charles Emerson Winchester III, B.S. (Hons.), M.D. (Harvard), is a fictional character, a principal on the television series, M*A*S*H, played by David Ogden Stiers. He was introduced in the first episode of the show's sixth season, "Fade Out, Fade In".

Charles Emerson Winchester III was born in his grandmother's house in the Boston, Massachusetts, neighbourhood of Beacon Hill, and is part of a very wealthy family of Boston Brahmins who are Republicans staunchly against Franklin Roosevelt. After finishing his secondary studies at Choate, he graduated summa cum laude class of '43 from Harvard College (where he lettered in Crew and Polo), completed his MD at Harvard Medical School in Boston in 1948, and worked at Massachusetts General Hospital. Before he was drafted to join the US Army during the Korean War, he was on track to become Chief of Thoracic Surgery. Although he shows expertise in thoracic surgery (Colonel Potter gives him a chest case in surgery in one episode, saying that he's tops in thoracic), he also professes to be an expert in pediatrics.

While Major Frank Burns was AWOL following a trip to Seoul after the marriage of Major Margaret Houlihan to Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscot, the staff at the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital (MASH) desperately needed a replacement surgeon to fill in. Colonel Sherman T. Potter placed a call to Tokyo General Hospital in search of a surgeon. Winchester's commanding officer, Colonel Horace Baldwin, owed Winchester $672.17 in a cribbage debt. Irritated at his losses (and Winchester's snide attitude about them), Baldwin volunteered Winchester for duty at the 4077th, assuring him the assignment would be for only 48 hours.

Once Winchester arrived, he found the conditions appalling ("An inflamed boil on the buttocks of the world."), especially in comparison to the comfortable life he enjoyed at Tokyo General. His arrogance made a poor first impression, but Winchester proved his surgical expertise by performing a delicate heart operation the other doctors were unfamiliar with on a ventricular aneurysm. However, Winchester still had to adjust to the realities of field medicine, which included learning the intricacies of "meatball surgery" in order to be as efficient as possible.

Unlike Burns, Winchester would often show his human side, though he was generally careful not to do so in front of his fellow officers. One notable exception occurred in Episode 10/20, "Sons and Bowlers," when he learned by chance that Hawkeye's father had been hospitalized for exploratory surgery and was found to have a tumor near his kidneys. Winchester spent a fair bit of time discussing the differences between Hawkeye's relationship with his parent and his own with his father, ending with the envious observation, "Where I have a father, you have a dad." Despite saying this, Winchester is often shown sending mail to and receiving mail from his parents, and still lives with them and his sister Honoria on Beacon Hill in Boston back in the States.

There are numerous examples of Charles doing things for others. On one Christmas when he was feeling especially low, after Father Mulcahy arranged (via Radar) for his mother to send him a toboggan cap that to Winchester symbolized much happier times, he gave Mulcahy a month's pay for the orphanage, so the orphans could have a wonderful Christmas. In Episode 9/11, "Death Takes a Holiday," Charles gifts the orphans hand-wrapped chocolates from Wallingford and & Chadwick Confectioners of Boston, insisting to the orphanage director, Choi Sung Ho, played by the inimitable Keye Luke, that it remain anonymous. Charles becomes irate when he learns that the chocolates have been traded to the black market but is brought up short when he learns that the exchange provided money for "enough rice and cabbage to feed them (the orphans) for a month." It is one of the more poignant "Charles Lessons," when he states "It is sadly inappropriate to give dessert to a child who has had no meal." Overhearing the exchange between Charles and Mr. Choi, Klinger brings Charles the remnants of a makeshift Christmas Dinner with the admonishment that "the source of this dinner must remain... anonymous. It's an old family tradition," Charles turns to him and realizes the humanity behind the gesture with a quiet, "Thank you, Max." Charles stood up for a private who was being teased for his stuttering, convincing the young man that his affectation is NOT a gauge of his intelligence. Charles then retreats to The Swamp and we learn, via a tape recording, that his beloved sister, Honoria, is similarly afflicted. He refused to lie to protect Colonel Baldwin from charges of sexual assault on Major Houlihan, even though Baldwin intimated it might have meant a transfer back to Tokyo. He even set up Colonel Flagg to be humiliated before the mayor and police chief of Uijeongbu during one of his investigations into Hawkeye's decision to operate on a North Korean soldier before an American G.I.; Flagg never returned to the 4077th thereafter. Winchester was also once visibly hurt when Hawkeye criticized his arrogance, commenting that he, Hawkeye, would only allow "B.J. or Potter to work on [him]".

His love of music helped him keep his balance and was a story line in two episodes: one in which he pulled a concert pianist who had been wounded out of a depression by proving he could still make music despite the damage to his hand; and in the series finale, he taught a group of Chinese POW musicians a Mozart chamber piece. However, when the Chinese musicians are killed in an artillery barrage while waiting to be exchanged (he learned of their deaths when one of them made it to the 4077th, only to die during triage), Charles smashed his recording of the quintet he had taught them. At the unit's farewell dinner, Charles confessed that while music had been his refuge in Korea, he would never again be able to listen to it with pleasure as a result of what he had endured there.

Though nowhere near as flirtatious and lustful as Hawkeye, Winchester, being unmarried, was not immune to a desire for female companionship. His surgical knowledge and gentlemanly demeanor initially attracted Margaret Houlihan, and several overtures towards a dating relationship were mutually attempted (the creators of the show originally intended for Charles and Margaret to have a relationship as the latter did with Frank). However, the chemistry between the two was not there, so Charles and Margaret maintain a platonic relationship for the remainder of the series. He briefly attempted a Pygmalion-esque relationship with a local Korean prostitute, but quickly accepted her lack of appreciation for refinement and of Charles himself.

He also displays a keen sense of humor. Winchester often displays a dry wit, but his sillier side manifests in the form of pranks. Indeed, he enjoys April Fool's Day so much that he begins observing it in March, saying that "The festive spirit of April Fool's Day can scarcely be contained in a mere 24-hour period."

In the final episode, Charles receives a letter informing him he is being offered the position of Chief of Thoracic Surgery at the prestigious fictional Boston Mercy Hospital (with a little help from Margaret contacting her longtime family friend, "Uncle Bob"/Dr. Robert Harwell of Boston Mercy, much to Charles' irritation). However, when the members of the 4077th go their separate ways in the series finale, Charles gave Margaret a leatherbound, inscribed volume of "Sonnets from the Portuguese" by Elizabeth Barrett Browning as a farewell gift.

Radar O'Reilly[edit]

Radar
M*A*S*H character
Gary Burghoff Radar MASH 1974.JPG
First appearance MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors
Last appearance W*A*L*T*E*R
Portrayed by Gary Burghoff
Information
Gender Male
Title Corporal
Hometown Ottumwa, Iowa
United States

Corporal Walter Eugene "Radar" O’Reilly is a fictional character in the M*A*S*H novels, film and television series, as well as two episodes of the series AfterMASH, and the television pilot W*A*L*T*E*R. The character was portrayed by Gary Burghoff in both the film and on television, one of only two actors from the film to reprise his role on television. (The other was G. Wood, who played General Hammond in a couple of episodes.) The first cast member to be hired, he was the fourth and last to leave, following the departures of McLean Stevenson and Wayne Rogers in 1975, and Larry Linville in 1977. While Radar's full name is never given in the original novel or film, on the TV series it is Walter Eugene O'Reilly. The later novels by Richard Hooker and William Butterworth give his full name as J. Robespierre O'Reilly.

The novel establishes that Radar was from Ottumwa, Iowa and literally dreamed of joining the Army right after high school. (A first season TV episode (1/18), however, shows him receiving a high school diploma through a correspondence course.) He seems to have extra-sensory perception, appearing at his commander's side before being called and finishing his sentences. He also has exceptionally good hearing, able to hear helicopters before anyone else and tell whether or not they are carrying wounded. It was these abilities that earned him the nickname "Radar." The character is inspired by company clerk Don Shaffer, who also was born in Ottumwa and nicknamed "Radar" by his compatriots, and who served alongside Hornberger in Korea.[19]

On television, Radar's character started off worldly and sneaky, consistent with the film. A clerk who carries with him at all times a pocketful of passes for any potential scam that might arise, he also has a racket of selling tickets for spying through a peephole into the nurses shower and is not averse to taking pictures of the nurses showers with a camera. At one point, he mails home a Jeep, piece by piece. (Hawkeye comments that once Radar's mailman found out, he'd have a retroactive hernia.) Another time, he cons nearly every member of MASH 4077 into buying mail order shoes. He is known for his tremendous appetite for heaping portions of food, is not averse to drinking Colonel Blake's brandy and smoking his cigars when the colonel is off-duty, and he occasionally drinks the moonshine liquor that Hawkeye and Trapper make in their still.

Soon after the pilot episode, Burghoff noted that the other characters were changing from the film portrayals and decided to follow. He and Gelbart evolved Radar into a naïve farm boy.[20] Cigars and strong liquor makes him ill or dizzy, and his favorite beverage is Nehi Brand Grape Soda. Despite numerous references to him losing his virginity in earlier episodes, he appears to have regained it later in the series. A possible in-universe explanation for the jarring change could be that Radar opted to curb his less than admirable ventures as he realized that the more stern Colonel Potter would never tolerate the kind of behavior that Colonel Blake had allowed. "The Novocaine Mutiny" reveals that Radar won $300 from Sgt. Zale in a poker game. He lost the ability to speak fluent Korean which should have been a blow to the camp as he was the only person who spoke it, even if in later episodes it is only a few halting sentences. In the episode "Fallen Idol," Radar receives a Purple Heart after being wounded during a mortar barrage. A running gag is Radar running the camp PA and radio network; in one episode he transmits messages to a Navy carrier by morse code.[21] He is very briefly promoted to 2nd Lieutenant as the result of a poker game. Other members of the camp begin to mistreat him due to envy, Radar becomes disillusioned with officer rank, and he persuades Hawkeye and B.J. to get him demoted back to Corporal. ("It feels like I'm not one of the guys anymore.")

Burghoff appeared in every episode of the show's first three seasons. After season three, doing the series had become a strain on the actor's family life, and he had his contract changed to limit his appearances to 13 episodes per season out of the usual 24 (during these times, the character of Radar was usually on R&R). By season 7, Burghoff started experiencing burnout and decided it was time to move on, despite co-star Mike Farrell trying to persuade him to stay on the grounds that his career would not recover. Because of that, the producers originally planned to end season 7 with Radar leaving, but CBS did not want to do that. Instead they persuaded Burghoff to come back during season 8 to do a special two-part farewell episode titled "Good-Bye Radar" in which Radar was granted a hardship discharge after the death of his Uncle Ed to help on the family farm, which he accepted after being satisfied that Klinger could replace him.

Burghoff reprised the role of Radar for a two-part episode of the follow-up series AfterMASH, which led to production of W*A*L*T*E*R, a pilot for a proposed spin-off series that would have followed Radar after his return to America. Production never proceeded past the pilot, which aired once on CBS.

Father Mulcahy[edit]

Father Mulcahy
M*A*S*H character
First appearance MASH: A Novel About Three Army Doctors
Last appearance "Saturday's Heroes" (AfterMASH)
Portrayed by Film: René Auberjonois
Television: William Christopher (George Morgan for the pilot)
Information
Gender Male
Title First Lieutenant
Captain
Hometown Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, U.S.

1st Lieutenant (later Captain) Francis John Patrick Mulcahy S.J., commonly called Father Mulcahy, is a fictional principal character from the film M*A*S*H, played by René Auberjonois, and the television series, played by William Christopher. He was played by George Morgan in the pilot episode of the television series, but the producers decided that a quirkier individual was needed for the role, and Christopher was cast in his place.

During the course of the television series, Father Mulcahy's name was changed from John Patrick Francis Mulcahy to Francis John Patrick Mulcahy (as he revealed in episode 7 of Season 8 when asked by a nurse he was counseling). Either form of the name is an attempt to reconcile his identification as "Father John P. Mulcahy" in the pilot episode with the name "Francis Mulcahy" established later on. It is also established that he has a sibling who is a Catholic nun: he frequently talks about "my sister the Sister". He can also be seen from time to time wearing a Loyola sweatshirt. Though it is not made completely clear which Loyola is represented, it is probably Loyola University Maryland, which is closest to his established hometown of Philadelphia, Pa. Another of his more frequently seen accessories, especially in the later seasons, is a Panama Hat.

In the original film (as well as the Richard Hooker novel on which it is based), Mulcahy is familiarly known by the nickname "Dago Red" ("dago" is an offensive term referring to Italians, and "red" refers to his red hair; in the book, the character's father is Irish and mother is Italian). It should also be noted that "dago red" is a reference to cheap Italian homemade jug wine and may have referred to the wine used in Roman Catholic Communion. In an O.R. scene in the M*A*S*H pilot episode, Trapper can be heard addressing Mulcahy as "Red," and Hawkeye calls Mulcahy "Red" in "Dear Dad"; however, the nickname was quickly phased out of the series, as were similar ethnic slurs that had been used in the book.

The character Father John "Johnny" Patrick 'Dago Red' Mulcahy in the film is a US Army chaplain assigned to the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital during the Korean War. While most of the staff is not religious, they treat Mulcahy with some respect. It is Mulcahy who alerts the doctors that the camp dentist, "Painless", is severely depressed. Afterwards, Mulcahy reluctantly helps the doctors to stage the famous "Last Supper" faux suicide, to convince Painless that he should continue with life.

Throughout the film, Mulcahy seems bewildered by the doctors' amoral pranks and womanizing behavior. When Radar places a hidden microphone inside Hot Lips' tent as she and Frank Burns make love, members of the camp listen in, and Mulcahy at first mistakes their conversation (and noises) for an episode of The Bickersons—then leaves abruptly when he realizes otherwise.

Eventually in the series, (as with everyone else) Mulcahy's character is fleshed out. He's revealed to be a very good boxer and boxing fan. This came about when his father took him to a boxing match (against his will) and was impressed when "Gentleman Joe" Cavanaugh, the boxer who would become his idol, stepped away and asked the referee to stop the fight because he felt his opponent was too badly beaten to go on. An old priest and mentor in Jesuit school taught his students that boxing built character.

There is a running joke that Mulcahy always wins the betting pools. On one occasion, when asked who he knew, he looked to the sky with a smile. Despite his luck in larger betting events, he doesn't perform better at poker than normal. Instances of Mulcahy gambling were usually coupled with references that he donates his winnings to the local orphanage.

Mulcahy was often troubled over whether his role as chaplain and religious leader had any importance compared to the doctors' obvious talent for saving lives. As the series went on, several opportunities for heroic acts presented themselves:

- In "Mulcahy's War," he volunteered to go to Battalion Aid to be closer to the fighting (against Col. Potter's orders). When he and Radar were returning with a patient with an injured throat, Mulcahy performed an emergency tracheotomy under enemy fire with Hawkeye Pierce giving him step-by-step instructions over the camp radio.

- In "Tea and Empathy," he learns of the location where penicillin stolen from the 4077th is stashed and, with Corporal Klinger's help, retrieves it under sniper fire.

- In "An Eye for a Tooth," he volunteered to serve as a medical chopper's counterweight so a critically wounded patient could be delivered to the camp. His action led to Colonel Potter's recommending him for a commendation and had more than a little to do with his finally receiving a long-overdue promotion to Captain.

- In "Out of Gas," he tries to cut a deal with local black marketeers to obtain a supply of desperately needed sodium pentathol. His negotiations are disrupted by Major Winchester's haggling, but he and Winchester end up stealing the pentathol under fire and safely delivering it back to the camp.

- In "Blood Brothers," Mulcahy is apprehensive over a visit from Cardinal Reardon, who is touring Korea (and evaluating the performance of the deployed Roman Catholic chaplains for the Church). Instead of preparing a spirited sermon to hopefully impress the cardinal at his next chapel service, he spends an entire night sitting up with a young soldier (played by Patrick Swazye) and helping him come to terms with the fact that he has leukemia. At the ensuing service (which Reardon attends), an exhausted Mulcahy tells the story of that soldier rather than delivering a sermon. His simple eloquence results in Cardinal Reardon hugging him and informing him before going on to take the service, "Father, you're a tough act to follow."

- In "A Holy Mess," Mulcahy counsels a distraught AWOL soldier, who has just learned his unfaithful wife has had a baby with another man. When the MPs come to arrest him, the soldier panics and grabs his rifle. Mulcahy manages to disarm the soldier by grabbing the rifle and throwing it away, even though the rifle is pointed straight at him.

- In the series finale "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen," he is nearly killed and afterwards revealed to have been rendered nearly deaf during an artillery barrage directed at the 4077th by the enemy during the run-up to the cease-fire that ended the war. Mulcahy had run out to a POW holding pen to let the prisoners out so they could take shelter from the shelling, and a shell burst right behind him as he ran for cover himself. The concussion badly damaged his hearing. He made his postwar choice of working with the deaf known at the 4077th's farewell dinner, though he did not say why. Of all the people in the unit, only B.J. Hunnicutt knew of Mulcahy's deafness; and he helped him cover it up.

Harry Morgan, William Christopher, and Jamie Farr were invited to star in a spin-off series at CBS, called AfterMASH. The show was set in the fictional General Pershing VA Hospital (also known as "General General"), located in the equally fictional River Bend, Missouri. To resolve the problems a deaf Father Mulcahy would have caused the writers, he recovered most of his hearing after undergoing an experimental operation at Colonel Potter's recommendation, and became General General's Catholic chaplain.

Maxwell Klinger[edit]

Klinger
M*A*S*H character
Alan Alda Jamie Farr Hawkeye and Klinger MASH 1977.JPG
First appearance "Chief Surgeon Who?"
Last appearance "Saturday's Heroes" (AfterMASH)
Portrayed by Television: Jamie Farr
Information
Gender Male
Title Corporal
Sergeant
Hometown Toledo, Ohio
United States

Corporal (later Sergeant) Maxwell Q. Klinger is a fictional character from the M*A*S*H television series played by American actor Jamie Farr. Despite the writers giving him a German/Jewish-sounding name, he is an Arab-American of Lebanese descent hailing from Toledo, Ohio (like Farr himself), Klinger serves as an orderly/corpsman (and later company clerk) assigned to the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital in [usually] Uijeongbu during the Korean War. The character's original defining characteristic is his attempts to gain a Section 8 psychiatric discharge from the army, by habitually wearing women's clothing and engaging in other "crazy" stunts, but never at the expense of his duties. He never gives up his discharge attempts, even after a lecture from B.J. Hunnicut on how living under an assumed name would affect his life. This comes after Klinger tries to desert by forging Potter's signature on a discharge form (Goodbye, Cruel World). After he is promoted from the rank of corporal to sergeant during the course of the TV series, he takes his job more seriously as the writers had decided to "tap into his street skills" to flesh out his character. Klinger supports the Toledo Mud Hens, the city's real-life minor league baseball team, and occasionally voices his high opinion of the hot dogs at Tony Packo's Cafe.

Klinger also does guard duty in the nighttime hours. For example, in the episode, "Major Topper," Klinger was assigned by Colonel Potter to keep a close watch on Corporal "Boots" Miller, a soldier that was newly assigned to the MASH 4077 who was mentally unstable and had gone insane. During guard duty, Boots hallucinated and suddenly shot his rifle in the air, thinking enemy gliders were flying by. Later, Klinger tries to inform Potter about Boots' crackpot behavior and what happened while Miller was on guard duty. Potter, thinking that Klinger is lying and that he is working with Boots to get a Section Eight discharge, refuses to believe him until Boots shows up, pointing his rifle toward the imaginary prisoners of the imaginary glider. Potter and Klinger got Boots a Section Eight discharge.

Klinger first appeared in the episode "Chief Surgeon Who?". In that episode's original script, Corporal Klinger was written as an effeminate gay man. However, the writers subsequently decided that it would be more interesting to have Klinger be heterosexual, but wear dresses in an attempt to gain a Section 8 discharge.[22]

Series writer Larry Gelbart stated during the M*A*S*H 30th Anniversary Reunion special that Klinger's antics were inspired by stories of Lenny Bruce attempting to dodge his own military service by dressing himself as a U.S. Navy WAVE.

Later in the program's development, the writers of M*A*S*H gave Klinger characteristics derived from actor Jamie Farr, including the character's background as a native of Toledo, Ohio.

In the series finale, Klinger married his girlfriend Soon-Lee in a dual Christian - Buddhist ceremony, his second marriage after Klinger is married to a girl from his hometown ("Laverne Esposito" voiced by actress Mary Kay Place) over the radio, in an episode from season three ('Springtime'). Klinger's divorce from his first wife was made known in the sixth season episode ('Mail Call Three'). Following the ceremony with Soon-Lee, as he had announced at the unit's farewell dinner, the newlyweds depart the 4077th to search for Soon-Lee's parents. Although the results of their search were never discussed, they must have been satisfactory, for as was discussed in AfterMASH the Klingers traveled to the United States and attempted to settle in Toledo. However, Soon-Lee was subjected to discrimination there, and they relocated to River Bend, Missouri, Max Klinger taking a job at the General Pershing VA Hospital; his position working directly for Dr. Sherman Potter there is very similar to his job as the company clerk of the 4077th.

Klinger was the first main character introduced on M*A*S*H not to have appeared in either Richard Hooker's original M*A*S*H novel or the subsequent film.

Recurring characters[edit]

Nurse Kellye[edit]

1st Lt. Kealani Kellye was portrayed by Kellye Nakahara. She appeared in 86 episodes of the series, more episodes than some main characters, such as Henry Blake and Trapper John. The character grew steadily from a background (often non-speaking) character in the first season, culminating in the season 11 episode "Hey, Look Me Over" which was centered around the character. In her first appearances, her name changed several times before it finally settled on "Nurse Kellye"; for example, she was referred to as "Nurse Able" in her first appearance in "A Full Rich Day". The first name "Kealani" was never spoken on screen, but according to interviews with the actress, that was the first name used on set when referring to the character.[23] On several occasions, though, she is called "Lt. Nakahara," notably in the season 10 episode "The Birthday Girls," and in the last regular episode of season 11, the final episode filmed, "As Time Goes By," Major Houlihan refers to Kellye as "Lt. Nakahara".

Originally from Honolulu, she described herself as "part Chinese, part Hawaiian" in Episode 8/11 "Life Time" and speaks Japanese, as revealed in "Communication Breakdown". She had great pride in her Asian American heritage and frequently took umbrage at racial slurs leveled by Frank Burns. Her family lives in Honolulu according to her statements in the final episode.

Nakahara joined Morgan, Christopher and Farr on AfterMASH, albeit off-camera, as the recurring voice of the public address system at the V.A. hospital.

Igor Straminsky[edit]

Private Igor Straminsky was generally portrayed by actor Jeff Maxwell, although Peter Riegert played him in two sixth season episodes. He debuted in the second season and appeared on and off up until the series finale. He has appeared in more episodes than any recurring character except Nurse Kellye.

Igor's role was often to serve food out in the mess and therefore also to serve as the foil for a lot of the complaints about the state of the food. He is also sometimes tasked with duties with Radar, as seen in the episode "Mulcahy's War".

In "Promotion Commotion", Igor relentlessly tries to impress Hawkeye and B.J., so he can be promoted to Corporal. He once mentioned to Father Mulcahy that he sets aside three dollars from each salary payment for the local orphanage.

In "The Price of Tomato Juice," Igor identifies himself as "Maxwell," (a goof on the part of actor Jeff Maxwell) and Major Frank Burns also refers to him as "Maxwell" in the following line of dialogue.

Igor became a fan favorite with both the fan base and the network. In later seasons, his roles were expanding, making him more of a recurring/main cast member.

Luther Rizzo[edit]

Staff Sergeant Luther Wilson Rizzo was played by G. W. Bailey. In the show, he was the sergeant in charge of the motor pool. While originally written to be from New York City, when the producers heard Bailey's southern accent in his first dailies his character was moved to Louisiana.[24] He was known for his slow, deep, Louisiana drawl (Bailey himself is in fact Texan) and his slightly disheveled look. Though the motor pool seemed to function well, it did so despite Rizzo's casual work style and frequent naps. His philosophy on success in the army was that it was possible to never do work, so long as your superiors don't see you enjoy yourself: "Where else [but the Army] can you be a bum and get paid for it?"

In the Season 10 episode "Promotion Commotion", Rizzo was one of three 4077th enlisted that appeared before a promotion board consisting of Hawkeye, B.J., and Winchester. He was not promoted, but made it clear that he was American "with an American wife and American son (Billy Bubba)." In Episode 10/21 his first name is given as "Wilson".

Rizzo enjoys shooting craps, and seems to win more than he loses. He also is the camp loan shark, getting Charles on his hook at one point to the extent he had to have money sent from home to clear his debt with the cigar-chewing sergeant.

Sergeant Rizzo is known to carry a grudge. On one occasion, he borrowed a deactivated hand grenade from Igor and used it to scare B.J. out of the shower after B.J. had given him a hard time. He had harsh words with Charles Emerson Winchester when the latter, acting as motor pool officer, required him to completely disassemble a jeep's engine and lay it out on white sheets, for no good reason that Rizzo could see. There was little doubt of the malicious delight he took in "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen" when he drove Charles out of the deactivated camp to his next assignment—in the camp garbage truck.

In the series finale, at the 4077th's final dinner Rizzo claimed that he would be going home to work on a new moneymaking venture: breeding frogs to sell to French restaurants. This is a minor error; Rizzo had re-enlisted in the Army service in a previous episode.

Sidney Freedman[edit]

Major Sidney Theodore Freedman, played by Allan Arbus, is a psychiatrist frequently summoned in cases of mental health problems; the name is a play on that of psychoanalyst Sigmund Freud. When Radar was written out of the series, Sidney Freedman was going to join the cast of M*A*S*H. However, Allan Arbus didn't want to commit to be anything other than a guest star, so the character remained an occasionally recurring character.[citation needed] In the M*A*S*H 30th Anniversary Special that aired on Fox in 2002, Arbus was the only non-regular cast member to be featured on the special.

Freedman's first appearance was in the episode "Radar's Report". He visited the camp to do a psychiatric evaluation of Klinger, who was aiming for a Section 8 discharge (as always). After Freedman had finished the report, he quietly took Klinger in for an interview and told him that while he is obviously not mentally ill, Freedman was willing to declare him a transvestite and a homosexual. This label would not leave him, though; as Sidney put it: "From now on, you go through life on high heels." Klinger vociferously denied, "I ain't any of those things! I'm just crazy!" Klinger's discharge was uniformly dropped, and Freedman left the camp. In this first appearance in the series, Dr. Freedman's first name was Milton instead of Sidney.

Freedman appears in 12 M*A*S*H episodes: "Radar's Report" (as Milton Freedman), "Deal Me Out", "O.R.", "Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?", "Dear Sigmund", "Hawk's Nightmare", "War of Nerves" (in which he qualified for a Purple Heart by being wounded while performing therapy follow-up on one of his patients), "The Billfold Syndrome", "Goodbye, Cruel World", "Bless You, Hawkeye", "Pressure Points", and the series finale, "Goodbye, Farewell and Amen". He is also mentioned, but does not appear onscreen, in the episodes "Mad Dogs and Servicemen," "Heal Thyself", "A Holy Mess", and "Trick or Treatment".

In the episode "O.R.", Freedman told those gathered in the operating room, "Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice: Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." He repeated that advice in the series finale, following his treatment of Hawkeye, who had finally cracked under the strain of the war. Freedman led Hawkeye to stop suppressing the memory of seeing a Korean mother smothering her crying baby in an effort to keep it silent (so that a nearby Chinese patrol would not find and kill or capture their group. In Hawkeye's suppression, he had 'remembered' that the mother had killed a 'chicken', until Freedman brought the true memory into the light). He convinced a reluctant Hawkeye that the best thing for him now was to return to duty for the last days of the war.

After leaving Korea and the Army, Dr. Freedman accepts a post at the University of Chicago (at which a similarly named economist taught). The AfterMASH episode "Madness to His Method" has as its frame Colonel Potter writing a letter in Missouri about the episode's situation to an unseen Freedman.

Sam Flagg[edit]

Lieutenant Colonel (later Colonel) Sam Flagg is played by Edward Winter. Col. Flagg is an American intelligence agent. His behavior is paranoid and irrational and he appears to the staff of the 4077th Mobile Army Surgical Hospital to be mentally unstable; the fact that he deliberately seriously injures himself to advance an investigation seems proof of that (these included jumping out of Henry Blake's office window, and re-breaking his arm with the camps X-ray machine). At one point, he tries to get into Counter Intelligence Corps headquarters by crashing his jeep into a brick wall and setting himself on fire. (When told this, Hawkeye responds, "Is this guy available for kids' parties?") In that episode, to get into the 4077th, he orders a helicopter pilot to crash and then twice breaks his own arm.[25] He alternately claims to be affiliated with the CIA, the CIC, or the CID, and occasionally all at once, depending on to whom he is speaking. Example: "I'm with the CIA, but I tell people I'm with the CIC, so they think I'm with the CID."[26] Majors Frank Burns and Margaret Houlihan, both vicious Joe-McCarthy-style anti-Communists, follow his assignments with great interest, but are unable to "buddy up" to him as they hope. As Flagg says, "Nobody can get the truth out of me because even I don't know what it is. I keep myself in a constant state of utter confusion." At some point, however, Major Houlihan loses her respect for Flagg, as revealed in an episode in which she claims that he gives Americans a bad name.

Attitude towards Flagg differed among the members of the 4077th. Hawkeye, Trapper, and B. J. refused to be intimidated by him, often returning his insults equally or better than received. Burns, Radar and Father Mulcahy were somewhat afraid of him, and Henry Blake often allowed himself to be manipulated by his bullying. Flagg would meet his match in Colonel Potter, who refused to allow Flagg to manipulate him with words ("I'm not fond of personal abuse, Colonel. I was in this man's Army when the only thumb you cared about was the one you had in your mouth!"). Flagg on one occasion countered this by circumventing Potter and obtaining, in effect, his written permission through I Corps to interrogate a wounded North Korean soldier. It was Winchester, however, who orchestrated the end of Flagg's machinations by duping him into believing that a weekly bridge game with two South Korean officials was a Communist plot. When Flagg attempted to arrest the officials, they threatened to report him to I Corps.[27] Flagg was never seen again after this.

His paranoia is so fanatical that Flagg even accuses Major Burns twice of being a communist agent on the grounds that Burns has seen a performance of the Bolshoi Ballet in Tokyo and is reading Reader's Digest, which Flagg notes would be "Red's Digest" if the 3rd, 5th, and 6th letters were eliminated. A running gag is Burns almost being beaten up by Flagg—when Burns calls Flagg crazy, Flagg threatens to rip Burns' heart out. Another time, Burns tries to buddy up to Flagg by slapping him on the shoulder. Flagg icily tells Burns "My father touched me like that once. To this day, he still has to wear orthopedic shirts."

Edward Winter's first appearance on M*A*S*H is in the second season episode "Deal Me Out", in which he plays a CID captain named Halloran, and is listed in the credits as such. In the fourth season episode "Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?"—the next episode in which both Flagg and Sidney Freedman appear—Flagg greets Sidney with the statement "We played poker once," to which Sidney replies, "Oh sure; with Intelligence, right?" M*A*S*H often uses recurring actors to portray different characters; however, the example of Capt. Halloran can be explained as one of Flagg's many aliases.

Colonel Flagg appears in seven M*A*S*H episodes: "Deal Me Out" (as Capt. Halloran), "A Smattering of Intelligence", "Officer of the Day", "White Gold", "Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?", "The Abduction of Margaret Houlihan", and "Rally 'Round the Flagg, Boys". In "A Smattering of Intelligence" his first name is given as "Sam"; a running gag is that his rank insignia is the same as that of the Commanding Officer of MASH 4077 either Lt. Col. or Colonel, although he first appears as a Captain; both his rank and his last name may be covers.

His final appearance was in the episode "Rally 'Round the Flagg, Boys", in which he attempted to recruit Major Winchester as an agent to spy on Hawkeye following Pierce's triaging a North Korean ahead of an American GI. Charles dealt with him by insinuating Pierce's spymasters would appear at that evening's bridge game, which led to Flagg accusing the mayor and chief of police of Uijeongbu of being Communists. Considering that those politicians angrily vowed to use their connections with the officer's superiors to ensure that Colonel Flagg was punished, he was not seen at the 4077th thereafter.

Flagg resurfaces a few years after the war, in a Hannibal, Missouri courtroom (as seen in the AfterMASH episode "Trials"), in which he uses the name Flagg and asserts employment with an intelligence organization "which has initials and its members are allowed to carry firearms in their shoes."

Ken Levine, a writer for both M*A*S*H and AfterMASH, wrote in 2011, "We loved writing Col. Flagg (the hilarious Ed Winter) but always felt there was a danger in going to that well too often. So we tried to use him sparingly (once a season or every other season). He was incredibly funny but that character was very broad and we didn’t want him to wear out his welcome."[1]

Spearchucker Jones[edit]

Captain Oliver Harmon "Spearchucker" Jones originally appears in the novel MASH, and was portrayed by Fred Williamson in the movie and Timothy Brown in the television series. Spearchucker was shown during several episodes during the first season of the series. His full name was never mentioned in the series. The character's middle name was Harmon in the film and Wendell in the novels. He is a board-certified neurosurgeon in the film, and in the episode in which Hawkeye becomes chief surgeon, Spearchucker's specialty is indicated as he struggles to do surgery and when he asks Hawkeye for help he says "anything outside of the brain and I'm dead".

Dr. Jones was one of the original Swampmen with Trapper, Hawkeye, and Frank Burns, and was the sole black surgeon at the 4077th. In the pilot episode, to raise funds for Ho-Jon's education, Trapper jokingly suggests selling Spearchucker. During his brief run on the show, it was implied that he and nurse Ginger Bayliss (played by Odessa Cleveland) were romantically involved.

Spearchucker's role was limited. It is implied he assisted Hawkeye and Trapper in their schemes on the sidelines. The producers decided to drop the character after the first few episodes reasoning that they wouldn't be able to write enough meaningful episodes for Spearchucker if they were concentrating on Hawkeye and Trapper. Some accounts assert the producers were unable to find evidence for black Army surgeons in Korea; there were, however, a number of black surgeons who served in the U.S. military at the time.[28]

"Spearchucker" Jones was also a character in both the novel M*A*S*H (and its sequels) by Richard Hooker and Robert Altman's movie. In each, the Spearchucker character is a superior surgeon who was also a stand-out collegiate athlete ("Spearchucker," a common racial slur, is said to instead in this case refer to his javelin-throwing prowess). Initially, he is transferred to the 4077th to help them win a football game against a rival outfit. It is established in the novel that Jones is from Duke Forrest's hometown of Forest Park, Georgia, and knew Duke's father. Duke makes racist comments about Jones, causing Hawkeye and Trapper to punish Duke. In the novel it is related that while a poorly paid resident, he had been scouted by the Philadelphia Eagles playing semi-professional football in New Jersey for extra cash, and had been signed by the Eagles, playing with them until caught up in the draft. According to the movie, his professional football career had been with the San Francisco 49ers prior to the war in Korea.

In the sequel novels, particularly M*A*S*H Goes to Maine, Jones joins the other doctors in their practice in Spruce Harbor, Maine, becoming a highly successful doctor and prominent citizen.

Ugly John[edit]

Captain "Ugly" John Black was portrayed by Carl Gottlieb in the movie, and John Orchard in the TV series. The character on the television show was an anesthesiologist from Australia, often depicted wearing an Australian Slouch hat. In the book, he was an American who had "trained in the States with McIntyre." In the film, he is an American (as he can be seen wearing the insignia of a U.S. Army Captain), but his background is not discussed. In the TV series, Ugly John was only present in the first season. He began as a significant supporting member of the cast, often engaged in poker games with Hawkeye and Trapper, but by the end of the season he was rarely seen outside of brief O.R. scenes. Ugly John was never seen living in "The Swamp" and there was no fifth bunk, though it was the only quarters for subordinate male officers ever seen. In the episode "Sometimes You Hear the Bullet", Hawkeye says that he shares a tent with three other doctors. The script was likely written before Spearchucker was dropped and the writers presumably overlooked editing that line of dialogue. However, Ugly John was still a recurring character, and may have been one of the "three other doctors." John Orchard later returned to the show for the Season 8 episode "Captains Outrageous", this time playing a drunken and corrupt Australian Military Policeman "Sgt. Muldoon".

Ho-Jon[edit]

Ho-Jon was portrayed by Patrick Adiarte in the series. In the original novel, Ho-Jon is described as a 17-year-old Korean, tall, thin, bright, Christian, and living in Seoul. He is drafted into the South Korean army, subsequently wounded and sent back to the 4077th for treatment. After rehabilitation, he resumes his position as "Swampboy". The Swampmen, who are very fond of Ho-Jon, arrange to have him sent to Hawkeye's old college in the US. To raise funds, Trapper grows a beard, poses as Jesus Christ (complete with a cross mounted on a jeep or hanging from a helicopter), and autographs thousands of photos which the Swampmen sell for a buck apiece. In M*A*S*H Goes to Maine, Ho-Jon is briefly seen again, having pursued a successful career in university administration. In "M*A*S*H Mania" he is shown to have become the Director of Admissions at Androscoggin College (Hawkeye's alma mater).

In the film, Ho-Jon is drafted, and Hawkeye drives him to the induction center. The Korean doctor who examines Ho-Jon discovers that Hawkeye has given him drugs to induce hypertension and tachycardia (so that he will fail the induction physical). Ho-Jon is last seen in the film being led away by South Korean soldiers while the doctor tells Hawkeye that he has seen through the trick.

In the screenplay, Ho-Jon is wounded and sent to the 4077th; however, his surgery is unsuccessful, and he dies. The final film omits this storyline, although a scene showing Ho-Jon in the operating room remains with overdubbed dialogue (Houlihan: "That man's a prisoner of war, Doctor." Trapper: "So are you, Sweetheart, but you don't know it.") and a scene showing a jeep driving off with the deceased Ho-Jon, causing a brief pause in the poker game.[29]

In the pilot episode Ho-Jon is accepted at Hawkeye's old college, just as in the novel. In the TV version, the doctors raise funds for him by raffling off a weekend pass to Tokyo with Nurse Dish.

In the episode "I Hate a Mystery", Ho-Jon steals many valuable items and Hawkeye's poker winnings in order to bribe the border guards to bring his family down from the North. This contrasts with an incident in the pilot where he receives his college acceptance letter and leaves to tell his parents, who presumably live nearby.

Lieutenant Dish[edit]

1st Lieutenant Maria "Dish" Schneider was played by Jo Ann Pflug in the film and (as Lt. Maggie Dish) by Karen Philipp in the series. She was a nurse at the 4077th MASH during the Korean War.

Dish's role in the finished film was limited, as a large portion of her role did not make the final cut. The same thing happened to the character in the television series. After being prominently featured as Hawkeye's love interest in the pilot, she appeared in only one further episode (Episode 1/11) before leaving the show entirely. However, she continued to be featured in the opening credit montage sequence (wherein the M*A*S*H staff run toward approaching helicopters) for most of the show's run.

Donald Penobscott[edit]

Lieutenant Colonel Donald Penobscott was played by two actors, Beeson Carroll and former football player and Tarzan actor Mike Henry.

Donald is introduced in name only at the start of the fifth season. Tall, dark, handsome, and muscular, he is a Lieutenant Colonel and graduate of West Point whom Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan (Loretta Swit) meets while she is on leave in Tokyo. She falls madly in love with him on the spot, and he quickly asks her to marry him. Margaret promptly accepts, leading to a falling out with her former flame Frank Burns.

Penobscott is not actually seen until the season-ending episode "Margaret's Marriage", wherein Donald (played by Carroll) arrives to marry Margaret at the 4077th. Hawkeye and B.J. have a bachelor party for him, and after he passes out from drunkenness, the hosts, also inebriated, decide to play a joke on Penobscott by plastering him from his chest to his toes, intending to tell him that he had broken both his legs during the night. The cast is still on during the wedding ceremony, and he is unable to move without assistance. The wedding is cut short by incoming wounded, which leaves Donald in the mess hall, unable to move in his body cast. As Margaret leaves for her honeymoon, they make a halfhearted attempt to tell her that the cast could be removed, but she doesn't hear them over the sound of the helicopter.

He is not seen again until the sixth season episode "The M*A*S*H Olympics", in which Donald (played this time by Henry) arrives to visit Margaret and ends up taking part in the 4077th's amateur Olympics competition; he almost wins a race against portly Sgt. First Class Ames, but Penobscott trips over himself while showing off.

He is mentioned frequently throughout the 6th and 7th seasons, particularly in reference to problems Margaret and Donald are having. For example, in the episode "In Love and War", a new nurse arrives at the 4077th. After saying she was recently involved with a colonel named Donald, Margaret comes to the conclusion that Donald has cheated on her, and she flies into a rage against the nurse. In "Comrades in Arms", Margaret receives a letter from Donald that was meant for another woman—a letter that says unkind things about Margaret and hints at Donald having an affair with the other woman. Finally, in the season 7 episode "Peace on Us", Margaret announces she's getting a divorce. Margaret receives her official divorce decree from Donald in the episode "Hot Lips is Back in Town".

Zelmo Zale[edit]

Staff Sergeant Zelmo Zale was portrayed by Johnny Haymer.[30] Zale was the supply sergeant[31] for the 4077th MASH and also was the camp's electrician; he was shown trying to keep the camp's generator going until it blew and repairing the juke box in the officers' club after the Marines busted it up. He mentions in one episode that he was from Brooklyn, which was the reason he didn't know what people who were heading to California in the late 1840s were looking for, when quizzed. He made his first appearance in the Season 2 episode, "For Want of a Boot", and his final appearance in the Season 8 episode, "Good-Bye Radar" (which also marked Gary Burghoff's last appearance on the show as Corporal Radar O'Reilly). Zale's name is mentioned for the final time in "Yes Sir, That's Our Baby". A running gag is his feud with Maxwell Klinger-once Klinger hit Zale for insulting the Toledo Mud Hens and got put on KP for a whole month. Another time Burns manipulted Klinger and Zale into a boxing match-but it was Burns who gets knocked out by both enlisted men!

See also[edit]

References[edit]

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  2. ^ "The Crusader". America in Primetime. Season 1. 2011-11-20. PBS. http://www.iptv.org/video/detail.cfm/24107/aipr_20111120_000104_crusader.
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