Daffy Duck's Quackbusters
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|Daffy Duck's Quackbusters|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Greg Ford
|Produced by||Steven S. Greene
|Written by||John W. Dunn
|Music by||Milt Franklyn
Carl W. Stalling
(majority from old cartoons)
|Editing by||Treg Brown|
|Distributed by||Warner Bros.|
|Release date(s)||September 24, 1988|
|Running time||78 min.|
Daffy Duck's Quackbusters is a 1988 Looney Tunes/Merrie Melodies film with a compilation of classic Warner Bros. Cartoons shorts and animated bridging sequences, starring Daffy Duck. It is the final Looney Tunes project in which Mel Blanc provided the voices of the characters. The film was released to theaters by Warner Bros. Pictures on September 24, 1988.
The film opens with the 1988 short, The Night of the Living Duck. This short is exclusive to this film.
Street corner salesman Daffy tries to make a pitch to reclusive billionaire and "ailing buzzsaw baron" J.P. Cubish (a dog)---who has offered wealth to anyone who can make him laugh before he passes on---only to be stymied by Cubish's butler (also a dog). Eventually driving off the butler, Daffy becomes Cubish's jester, taking uncounted pies in the face while Cubish laughs uproariously. After Cubish's death soon afterward ("Died Laughing," reports one newspaper), Daffy inherits the Cubish fortune, under the provision that he will use the money to provide a service to the community and follow Cubish's creed to display honesty in business affairs. The now-wealthy Daffy derides the idea ("What a rube!" he says of Cubish), but his deceased benefactor returns as a ghost, making wads from Daffy's pile of money vanish until Daffy agrees to uphold the terms. The irked Daffy vows to use the money to wipe out ghosts (à la Ghostbusters) such as Cubish.
Setting himself up as a "Paranormalist at Large", Daffy persuades Bugs Bunny to appear in commercials (despite the rabbit's intention of going to Palm Springs), then hires Porky Pig (accompanied by Sylvester) as an underling; Cubish continues to make money vanish whenever Daffy seems to be operating dishonestly. Although Daffy successfully exorcises the ghosts possessing a lady duck (with Daffy temporarily falling under possession from them himself), he discovers that Cubish has stripped his money down to his last million ("The money supply is dwindling! I'm down to my last million!"). He then receives a call from Porky, who is returning with Sylvester from an assignment to Dry Gulch, and Daffy reassigns him to the Superstition Mountains, much to Sylvester's chargin. Daffy then calls up Bugs, who is leaving following his encounter with Count Blood Count, and together they go up against Hugo the Abominable Snowman, with Hugo repeatedly mistaking Daffy for a rabbit.
When the city is swept with reports of a tiny elephant (from Punch Trunk), Daffy, presuming it mere hysteria, hopes to profit by soothing the public with his "expert" testimony. However, the elephant turns up on Daffy's television interview on Frightline with Zed Toppel, making him a laughingstock. When Daffy decides to blame the debacle on the absent Porky and absent-mindedly remarks that there was "nothing wrong with a little dishonesty in business affairs", upon the duck's realisation of what he said ("WHAT AM I SAYING?!"), Cubish takes away the last of the money, leaving only a note which says "YOU LOSE, DUCK!" Your Generous Benefactor, J.P. Cubish". Things get worse when Egghead appears as a singing telegram, announcing to Daffy that, due to an unpaid rent, he is being dispossessed. After the repo crew takes away his belongings, Daffy gets evicted and his building is condemned and demolished, with him still in it. Before the demolition, Daffy sadly says to the audience, "One thing's for sure, I've got nowhere else to go but up!"
In the 'epilog', Bugs is shown enjoying his vacation in Palm Springs (after the encounter with Hugo) and reading about Daffy's downfall, and Porky and Sylvester are stranded in the Superstition Mountains, with Sylvester as cowardly as ever. After a shot of Cubish's grave, it is revealed that Daffy is back where he started, as a street corner salesman, this time, selling supernatural trinkets (including wind-up dolls of Gossamer at one dollar each). Unfortunately, when Daffy earns a dollar bill, it instantly vanishes. The film ends with Daffy angrily shaking his fist at the sky and screaming "Cubish!" (implying that Cubish is still haunting Daffy and his curse will continue for the rest of the duck's life) which cuts to a 'Finis' card.
Film segments in order 
- Daffy Dilly (1948) (used at beginning when Daffy tries to get to Cubish)
- The Prize Pest (1951) (used when Daffy recruits Porky)
- Water, Water Every Hare (1950) (Used for the Paranormalists At Large commercials)
- Hyde and Go Tweet (1960) (Sylvester encounters Tweety, who changes into a monster without him realizing it, which leads to his paranoia)
- Claws for Alarm (1954) (Porky and Sylvester's Dry Gulch assignment)
- The Duxorcist (1987) (Daffy's first assignment, where he ends up getting temporarily possessed). This is also exclusive to this film, though it was shown as an individual cartoon short years later and was first released theatrically with Nuts.
- Transylvania 6-5000 (1963) (Bugs' Transylvania assignment, only the ending where Bugs' ears turn into bat wings and Bugs flies away was cut)
- The Abominable Snow Rabbit (1961) (Bugs and Daffy's Himalayas assignment)
- Punch Trunk (1953) (a miniature elephant wanders through town, having many encounters with various people, with only a drunk man not expressing any shock whatsoever)
- Jumpin' Jupiter (1955) (seen in epilogue, identified as the Superstition Mountains)
- When this movie aired on Cartoon Network's Cartoon Theater, the part during Daffy's car sale where Daffy adds in a six-pack of Billy Beer with each purchase of a car was cut. Also cut where some of the noose gags from the Claws for Alarm clips.
- When The Duxorcist aired as an individual cartoon on ABC's "The Bugs Bunny and Tweety Show," Daffy's line after he pushes the possessed female duck off him ("Oh no, not another schizophrenic dame. Hey, Cybil, any more like you in the family? Can you send back that older sister of yours?") was replaced with the scene of Daffy saying, "I don't know my own strength!" (which was cut and used as a band-aid over the scene that had to be censored).
DVD release 
- The film was released on DVD in the USA for the first time ever on August 4, 2009 from Warner Home Video. 3 bonus cartoons are included as extras: Duck Dodgers and the Return of the 24½th Century, Superior Duck and Little Go Beep. It is also available on iTunes.
- Daffy Duck's Quackbusters at the Internet Movie Database
- Daffy Duck's Quackbusters at the Big Cartoon DataBase