|Directed by||Steven Brill|
|Produced by||Judd Apatow
Donna Arkoff Roth
|Screenplay by||Kristofor Brown
|Story by||Kristofor Brown
|Music by||Christophe Beck|
|Editing by||Brady Heck
Thomas J. Nordberg
|Distributed by||Paramount Pictures|
|Running time||102 minutes|
Drillbit Taylor is a 2008 comedy film starring Owen Wilson as the eponymous character and based on an original idea by John Hughes. It was directed by Steven Brill and the screenplay was written by Kristofor Brown and Seth Rogen. Paramount Pictures released the film on March 21, 2008.
Drillbit Taylor was Hughes' last film as a writer before his death on August 6, 2009. He also used his pseudonym, Edmond Dantès, for this film.
Ryan and Wade are starting high school. On the first day of school, Ryan and Wade witness two bullies, Filkins and Ronnie, attack a geek, Emmit, by shoving him into his locker. Wade intervenes. Filkins and Ronnie begin endlessly targeting Ryan, Wade, and Emmit.
Wade suggests hiring a bodyguard. They place an ad on the Internet, and after a series of disturbing interviews with ex-cons and hired guns, they end up selecting Drillbit Taylor (Owen Wilson). Drillbit pretends to be a martial arts expert and mercenary, but is really a homeless beggar. His real intention of becoming their bodyguard was to rob them and use the money to buy a ticket to Canada. Drillbit tells the boys to find some common interests and become friends with Filkins and Ronnie. Ryan challenges Filkins to a rap battle, but gets carried away and ends up humiliating Filkins. As an angry Filkins, alongside Ronnie, ambushes Ryan, Wade, and Emmit. The boys try using a tactic Drillbit taught them, but it ultimately fails. The boys are furious with Drillbit's teachings. But they decide to bring him to school as a substitute teacher, and in that capacity he is able to protect them. While there, Drillbit meets a teacher, Lisa Zachey (Leslie Mann), and they start a relationship.
One morning as his mother is driving him to school, Ronnie sees Drillbit taking a shower at the beach; his mother reveals that he is homeless. Ronnie tells Filkins and Filkins finds the boys and punches Drillbit. Later on at Wade's house, they catch Drillbit's homeless friends stealing everything in sight, leaving the house completely empty. Drillbit confesses that his real name is Bob and he went AWOL from the U.S. Army and his name was drillbit because he hurt his pinkie in high school with a drillbit. The boys fire Drillbit, who later recovers all of Wade's possessions and places them back before Wade's parents return home. Unfortunately, the boys accidentally let slip about Drillbit. Their parents take things up with the principal, who contacts the police. Filkins plays innocent and charms all the adults; Filkins continues to ridicule the boys after Drillbit's disappearance. Tensions finally burst when Filkins interrupts Wade's attempt to ask his crush, Brooke Nguyen, out. Without realizing what he was doing, Wade challenges Filkins to a fight.
Ryan and Wade arrive at Filkins' house, where he is hosting a party; Ronnie shows up to help Filkins against them. Emmit, who initially refused to fight, comes to their aid and for a while causes quite a lot of pain to Filkins, almost defeating him; but Ronnie knocks him out while trying to break Filkins' leg. Drillbit shows up and Filkins punches him. Drillbit refuses to fight back until it is revealed Filkins is not a minor (he's 18, therefore, he's not really emancipated); Drillbit quickly begins fighting and knocks Filkins out cold. He is about to defeat Ronnie, but he's a minor (he's only 17). Within minutes, the police arrive and Drillbit flees for fear of prosecution. Filkins wakes up and throws a samurai sword at the boys, but Drillbit catches it. He saves them, losing half of his pinkie finger in the process.
Filkins is arrested and shipped off to Hong Kong where he will live with his parents under house arrest as an alternative to being sent to prison for the attempted murder of the three boys with the sword along with breaking many underage drinking laws. Ronnie no longer ridicules the other boys because Filkins is gone and reveals that he had been bullied by him several times. As a result, Ronnie has become kind to everyone, and is now friends with the boys. Drillbit is taken to jail, but ends up being released within three weeks. He is reunited with Lisa and the boys.
In a post-credits scene, Drillbit is revealed to have become a school nurse and asks a kid with a bloody nose if he needs a bodyguard.
- Owen Wilson as Bob "Drillbit" Taylor
- Nate Hartley as Wade Drennan
- Troy Gentile as Ryan Anderson
- David Dorfman as Emmit Oosterhaus
- Alex Frost as Terry Filkins
- Josh Peck as Ronnie Lampanelli
- Leslie Mann as Lisa Zachey
- Danny McBride as Don Armstrong
- Stephen Root as Principal Neville Doppler
- Ian Roberts as Jim
- Lisa Lampanelli as Mrs. Lampanelli
- Lisa Ann Walter as Delores Anderson
- Hynden Walch as Mrs. Oosterhaus
- Valerie Tian as Brooke Nguyen
- David Bowe as the male teacher
- Beth Littleford as Barbara Drennan
- Steve Bannos as Coffee computer guy
- Chuck Liddell as himself
- Robert Allen Mukes as Bonecrusher
- Cedric Yarbrough as Bernie Hodge
- Tichina Arnold as Photography teacher
- Kevin Hart and Matt Besser as Pawn shop guys
- Shaun Weiss as the bus driver
- Steven Brill as Doctor
- Mary-Pat Green as Nurse
- Jareb Dauplaise as Jareb
- Max Van Ville as Kid with a drink
- Eddy Martin, Roshon Fegan, Kyle Kaplan, and Jack Salvatore as Random kids
- Adam Baldwin (cameo) as Bodyguard auditionee
- David Koechner (unrated version) as Frightened dad
- Austin Rogers (uncredited) as Bloody nose kid
- Janet Varney as attractive woman driver
Marketing for the film included television promos and coming attractions previews, but actor Owen Wilson did not conduct any interviews to promote the film. Instead, Paramount Pictures had Wilson record introductions for Fox's Sunday night primetime shows such as The Simpsons, American Dad, King of the Hill, Family Guy, and Unhitched. The character of Drillbit was also featured as a "Superstar" on the RAW page of WWE.com for a period of time. Wilson's publicist said his availability was limited due to filming Marley & Me.
In its opening weekend, the film grossed $10.2 million in 3,056 theaters in the United States and Canada, ranking #4 at the box office. The film has grossed $32,862,104 in the United States and $16,828,521 in foreign countries adding to a total worldwide gross of $49,690,625.
Drillbit Taylor received mostly poor reviews, with Rotten Tomatoes giving it a 26% saying: "Owen Wilson's charms can't save Drillbit Taylor, an unfunny, overly familiar bullied-teen comedy." The film received a 41/100 rating on Metacritic, indicating "mixed or average reviews".
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- "Drillbit Taylor (2008) - Weekend Box Office Results". Box Office Mojo. Amazon.com. Retrieved 2008-03-24.
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