Encounter

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The Kiefaber ‘Quote of the Day’

Some day—we don’t know when “Everything through the first five units of Moodle will be on your test.”

10/16/08 “Did Sam get these protractors? Cause I’m thinkin’ he got them from Mr. Couture.” (Yes. Sam was asked, by Keef, to go down to Mr. Couture’s room to get four protractors).

10/17/08 “No, these are textbook problems. I think some of them are evil, though.” (Referring to the questions on weekly moodle tests)

~Weekend~

10/22/08 “The law of conservation of momentum says that momentum is conserved.” (Response when asked what the Law of Conservation of Momentum is).

10/23/08 “That’s gonna equal the sum of the two fish combo…meal…” (Talking about a physics problem involving two fish of different sizes). “Superman’d be goin’ FAST!” (Yet another physics problem).

~Weekend~

10/27/08 “Are there any other cryptic questions?” (While taking a weekly quiz, one of the questions said something like “mc002-1.jpg” instead of “60”).

10/29/08 “Open up your Google…err, Moodle.” “And be good for Mr. Clark so I can make a funeral.” (Mr. Clark was watching our class so she could leave early to go to a funeral.)

11/5/08 “Any luck on cracking the moodle issue?” (To eyebrow-boy computer nerd. Apparently there was some problem in moodle that he was supposed to fix.)

11/7/08 “You could knit, Brian. You’ve got some fine motor skills…Of course, I don’t know how to knit.”

11/10/08 “I can’t get to my moodle!” (Something’s wrong with the computers today)

11/24/08 -Keef: “Every so often, a science teacher has to risk it all for the sake of her students and put her life on the limb.” -Brian: “Don’t you mean line?” -Keef: “Line, limb, whatever. Some precarious situation.” (She’s balancing on her bike)

“And now, my arm is dead. But all for the sake of science!” (Tire on a string)

Vacation

12/2/08 “If you get a crosswind on one of those solid wheels, it can be sketchy. Pretty sketchy.”(Talking about bike tires with disks instead of spokes)

12/4/08 -Colton: Why is there a keyhole in this desk? -Keef: To unlock the desk, duh! No, I actually have no idea.

“That’s 4 x 108 kilograms meters per squared.”

12/9/08 “I think eventually we will be sucked into the sun, many many many moons from now.” “You get into some pretty profound questions when you think about it.”

Keef-What happens when you square five? Kate Soucie-It gets bigger

Lots of elapsed time passes due to vacation, etc.

1/13/09 “Your final exam will be open book, open moodle.”

1/15/09 “Did you find you did any better, or less better, on the quiz?” (After doing the PowerPoint)

1/16/09 Brian-“Ms. Kiefaber, I need some help” Keef-“Oh, I love helping people”

1/26/09 “That’s rho, that little p thing. It’s a Greek rho.” “That’s pretty cool that you can type in words and it will pronounciate them pretty well. It’s pretty remarkable”

1/29/09 “Ugh, this doesn’t erase so good.”

2/5/09 “Something with nothing in it will always weigh less than something with something in it.”

2/6/09 “Yep. 1964. Born in ’64. Fine year.” “What we really need is an advanced Moodle class on SPDC…they asked me once and I was like, ‘no I’m not going to teach advanced Moodle!”

2/16/09 “To go from 0 degree…whoa! I just lost a ring!”

2/18/09 “Why do I have water all over the front of me?” (Just exploded a water balloon)

Vacation, etc

3/5/09 (Out of nowhere) “Baby that’s what I’m talking…about”

3/10/09 “Entropy rules.”

3/13/09

“Hey good lookin’! How are ya?” (Pav to Mrs. Reid. Not a Kiefaber quote, but I thought it was worthwhile to record it for posterity)

3/17/09 “What are you two doing in the corner looking like autistic children?…not that there’s anything wrong with being autistic…”

3/26/2009 “Look at that bridge wobble! That’s what you call oscillation” (watching footage of the Tacoma Bridge) “ How many of your teachers tell you not to use Wikipedia? Well, I think Wikipedia rocks.”

4/1/09 “Is there, like, porn on Youtube? Is that why it’s blocked?”

4/2/09 “I’m not very religious, but maybe I should find some religion. Dear God, please let everybody pass my physics class.”

4/7/09 “Nice play! I didn’t know you were the ‘heeroeen’”

4/8/09 “Oh, she got beeped!” (Crystal was making an announcement as the bell rang)

4/14/09 Overuse of the word “counterintuitive” throughout the past two weeks

4/21/09 “We can't actually talk about lenses without seeing a diverging and converging lens” “Counterintuitive”

4/24/09 “You’ll look a little autistic examining the raindrops on your window, but it’s a worthwhile thing”

Vacation

“ Do you pedal [your moped]?” No… “So why do they call it a moped?”




Oh Kiefaber, you made physics one of the strangest classes I've ever taken. I now have no interest in physics at all. Thank you...?

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