List of Two and a Half Men episodes

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Two and a Half Men is a CBS sitcom that premiered on September 22, 2003. The ninth season premiered on September 19, 2011.

Almost every episode's title is a phrase said by one of the characters in that episode. The three exceptions are the pilot episode and the episodes "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" (Season 1) and "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" (Season 2). The latter episode does fit the criterion, but the quote was part of a deleted scene which Chuck Lorre explains in the episode's vanity card.

The episodes "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead" (Season 8) and "Who's Vod Kanockers?" (Season 4) are also not direct quotes; Charlie sings his song called "Chocolate Diddlers", while Alan suggests it sounds more like "My Puppy's Dead". The episode title is offering up a suggestion to which of the two titles the song could be called.

As of February 27, 2012 (2012 -02-27), 195 episodes have aired.

Contents

[edit] Series overview

Season Episodes Premiere Finale DVD release
Region 1 Region 2 Region 3 Region 4
1 24 September 22, 2003 May 24, 2004 September 11, 2007[1] September 12, 2005 February 16, 2006 February 1, 2006
2 24 September 20, 2004 May 23, 2005 January 8, 2008[2] August 28, 2006 September 6, 2006 September 13, 2006
3 24 September 19, 2005 May 22, 2006 May 13, 2008[3] May 19, 2008 July 23, 2008 July 23, 2008
4 24 September 18, 2006 May 14, 2007 September 23, 2008 October 6, 2008 October 1, 2008 October 1, 2008
5 19 September 24, 2007 May 19, 2008 May 12, 2009 April 13, 2009 July 1, 2009 July 1, 2009
6 24 September 22, 2008 May 18, 2009 September 1, 2009 October 5, 2009 March 3, 2010 March 3, 2010
7 22 September 21, 2009 May 24, 2010 September 21, 2010 September 21, 2010 May 23, 2011 October 13, 2010
8 16 September 20, 2010 February 14, 2011 September 6, 2011[4] August 8, 2011[5] N/A August 23, 2011[6]
9 24[7] September 19, 2011[8] TBA N/A N/A N/A N/A

[edit] Season 1: 2003–04

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 1)
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1 1 "Pilot"
"Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal"		 James Burrows Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 18.44[9] September 22, 2003 (2003-09-22)
2 2 "Big Flappy Bastards" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)		 16.18[10] September 29, 2003 (2003-09-29)
3 3 "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 14.82[11] October 6, 2003 (2003-10-06)
4 4 "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)		 14.73[12] October 13, 2003 (2003-10-13)
5 5 "The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)		 15.24[13] October 20, 2003 (2003-10-20)
6 6 "Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)		 15.82[14] October 27, 2003 (2003-10-27)
7 7 "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 16.02[15] November 3, 2003 (2003-11-03)
8 8 "Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful" Chuck Lorre Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)		 15.81[16] November 10, 2003 (2003-11-10)
9 9 "Phase One, Complete" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)		 15.98[17] November 17, 2003 (2003-11-17)
10 10 "Merry Thanksgiving" Jay Sandrich Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 17.14[18] November 24, 2003 (2003-11-24)
11 11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" Robert Berlinger Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 14.77[19] December 15, 2003 (2003-12-15)
12 12 "Camel Filters and Pheromones" Robert Berlinger Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 16.75[20] January 5, 2004 (2004-01-05)
13 13 "Sarah Like Puny Alan" Robert Berlinger Chuck Lorre (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (teleplay)		 17.86[21] January 12, 2004 (2004-01-12)
14 14 "I Can't Afford Hyenas" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 16.48[22] February 2, 2004 (2004-02-02)
15 15 "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick" (Part 1) Andrew D. Weyman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 16.96[23] February 9, 2004 (2004-02-09)
16 16 "That Was Saliva, Alan" (Part 2) Andrew D. Weyman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 17.39[24] February 16, 2004 (2004-02-16)
17 17 "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats" Andrew D. Weyman Jeff Abugov & Eric Lapidus (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 16.48[25] February 23, 2004 (2004-02-23)
18 18 "An Old Flame with a New Wick" Andrew D. Weyman Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 17.10[26] March 1, 2004 (2004-03-01)
19 19 "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You" Gail Mancuso Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 16.43[27] March 22, 2004 (2004-03-22)
20 20 "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 14.58[28] April 19, 2004 (2004-04-19)
21 21 "No Sniffing, No Wowing" Rob Schiller Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (story)
Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (teleplay)		 16.20[29] May 3, 2004 (2004-05-03)
22 22 "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet" Gail Mancuso Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 16.00[30] May 10, 2004 (2004-05-10)
23 23 "Just Like Buffalo" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Susan Beavers (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (teleplay)		 15.20[31] May 17, 2004 (2004-05-17)
24 24 "Can You Feel My Finger?" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 18.16[32] May 24, 2004 (2004-05-24)

[edit] Season 2: 2004–05

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 2)
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25 1 "Back Off, Mary Poppins" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (teleplay)		 16.44[33] September 20, 2004 (2004-09-20)
26 2 "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 16.44[34] September 27, 2004 (2004-09-27)
27 3 "A Bag Full of Jawea" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 16.43[35] October 4, 2004 (2004-10-04)
28 4 "Go Get Mommy's Bra" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsly (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (teleplay)		 17.15[36] October 11, 2004 (2004-10-11)
29 5 "Bad News from the Clinic?" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)		 16.28[37] October 18, 2004 (2004-10-18)
30 6 "The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 17.25[38] October 25, 2004 (2004-10-25)
31 7 "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" Pamela Fryman Don Foster (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 16.04[39] November 8, 2004 (2004-11-08)
32 8 "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" Pamela Fryman Don Foster & Jeff Abugov (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 17.47[40] November 15, 2004 (2004-11-15)
33 9 "Yes, Monsignor" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Susan Beavers (teleplay)		 18.94[41] November 22, 2004 (2004-11-22)
34 10 "The Salmon Under My Sweater" Pamela Fryman Don Foster & Mark Roberts (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 17.88[42] November 29, 2004 (2004-11-29)
35 11 "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 16.22[43] December 13, 2004 (2004-12-13)
36 12 "A Lungful of Alan" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)		 18.03[44] January 3, 2005 (2005-01-03)
37 13 "Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (Get Off My Hair)" Pamela Fryman Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 18.14[45] January 17, 2005 (2005-01-17)
38 14 "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)		 17.01[46] January 31, 2005 (2005-01-31)
39 15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn(story)
Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)		 16.75[47] February 7, 2005 (2005-02-07)
40 16 "Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)		 16.78[48] February 14, 2005 (2005-02-14)
41 17 "Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!" Pamela Fryman Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 17.50[49] February 21, 2005 (2005-02-21)
42 18 "It Was 'Mame,' Mom" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 17.45[50] March 7, 2005 (2005-03-07)
43 19 "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 15.92[51] March 21, 2005 (2005-03-21)
44 20 "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey" Asaad Kelada Susan Beavers & Jeff Abugov (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)		 17.13[52] April 18, 2005 (2005-04-18)
45 21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 17.93[53] May 2, 2005 (2005-05-02)
46 22 "That Old Hose Bag is My Mother" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Don Foster (teleplay)		 17.96[54] May 9, 2005 (2005-05-09)
47 23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" J.D. Lobue Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)		 24.24[55] May 16, 2005 (2005-05-16)
48 24 "Does This Smell Funny to You?" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)		 14.37[56] May 23, 2005 (2005-05-23)

[edit] Season 3: 2005–06

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 3)
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49 1 "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 15.04[57] September 19, 2005 (2005-09-19)
50 2 "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers and Eddie Gorodetsky 14.37[58] September 26, 2005 (2005-09-26)
51 3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster and Chuck Lorre 14.21[59] October 3, 2005 (2005-10-03)
52 4 "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs" Gary Halvorson Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn 15.24[60] October 10, 2005 (2005-10-10)
53 5 "We Called it Mr. Pinky" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts and Susan Beavers 15.56[61] October 17, 2005 (2005-10-17)
54 6 "Hi, Mr. Horned One" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Eddie Gorodetsky 16.77[62] October 24, 2005 (2005-10-24)
55 7 "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster and Lee Aronsohn 16.19[63] November 7, 2005 (2005-11-07)
56 8 "That Voodoo That I Do Do" Gary Halvorson Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn 15.17[64] November 14, 2005 (2005-11-14)
57 9 "Madame and Her Special Friend" Asaad Kelada Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Jeff Abugov and Susan Beavers 15.74[65] November 21, 2005 (2005-11-21)
58 10 "Something Salted and Twisted" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn and Eddie Gorodetsky 16.53[66] November 28, 2005 (2005-11-28)
59 11 "Santa's Village of the Damned" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Susan Beavers and Lee Aronsohn 17.71[67] December 19, 2005 (2005-12-19)
60 12 "That Special Tug" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster and Susan Beavers 17.20[68] January 9, 2006 (2006-01-09)
61 13 "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn and Eddie Gorodetsky 17.07[69] January 23, 2006 (2006-01-23)
62 14 "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Jeff Abugov, Susan Beavers and Lee Aronsohn 16.33[70] February 6, 2006 (2006-02-06)
63 15 "My Tongue is Meat" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn 17.04[71] February 27, 2006 (2006-02-27)
64 16 "Ergo, the Booty Call" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster and Susan Beavers 17.06[72] March 6, 2006 (2006-03-06)
65 17 "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn 17.37[73] March 13, 2006 (2006-03-13)
66 18 "The Spit-Covered Cobbler" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Mark Roberts 16.72[74] March 20, 2006 (2006-03-20)
67 19 "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre and Eddie Gorodetsky 14.05[75] April 10, 2006 (2006-04-10)
68 20 "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre 14.47[76] April 24, 2006 (2006-04-24)
69 21 "And the Plot Moistens" Jerry Zaks Mark Roberts, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre and Eddie Gorodetsky 14.31[77] May 1, 2006 (2006-05-01)
70 22 "Just Once with Aunt Sophie" Lee Aronsohn Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre 14.87[78] May 8, 2006 (2006-05-08)
71 23 "Arguments for the Quickie" James Widdoes Susan Beavers, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre and Don Foster 11.04[79] May 15, 2006 (2006-05-15)
72 24 "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite" James Widdoes Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre 15.51[80] May 22, 2006 (2006-05-22)

[edit] Season 4: 2006–07

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 4)
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(millions)[81]		 Original air date
73 1 "Working for Caligula" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre 15.07 September 18, 2006 (2006-09-18)
74 2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Susan Beavers and Eddie Gorodetsky 15.28 September 25, 2006 (2006-09-25)
75 3 "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Mark Roberts 15.80 October 2, 2006 (2006-10-02)
76 4 "A Pot Smoking Monkey" Gary Halvorson Bill Prady and Maria Espada Pearce 16.38 October 9, 2006 (2006-10-09)
77 5 "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility" Gary Halvorson Don Foster and Susan Beavers 16.25 October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16)
78 6 "Apologies for the Frivolity" Gary Halvorson Don Foster, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn and Mark Roberts 15.03 October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23)
79 7 "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson and Lee Aronsohn 14.48 November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06)
80 8 "Release the Dogs" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn 15.83 November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13)
81 9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre 15.04 November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20)
82 10 "Kissing Abe Lincoln" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn and Eddie Gorodetsky 15.50 November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27)
83 11 "Walnuts and Demerol" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre 15.69 December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11)
84 12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn and Eddie Gorodetsky 14.78 January 8, 2007 (2007-01-08)
85 13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts and Susan Beavers 15.85 January 22, 2007 (2007-01-22)
86 14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami" Gary Halvorson Don Foster, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers and Jim Patterson 17.68 February 5, 2007 (2007-02-05)
87 15 "My Damn Stalker" James Widdoes Mark Roberts, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn 15.50 February 12, 2007 (2007-02-12)
88 16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too" Andrew D. Weyman Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre and Lee Aronsohn 16.58 February 19, 2007 (2007-02-19)
89 17 "I Merely Slept with a Commie" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Don Foster, Lee Aronsohn and Jim Patterson 16.58 February 26, 2007 (2007-02-26)
90 18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Don Foster and Mark Roberts 11.68 March 19, 2007 (2007-03-19)
91 19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Don Foster 13.46 April 9, 2007 (2007-04-09)
92 20 "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot" Jerry Zaks Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Jim Patterson 13.03 April 16, 2007 (2007-04-16)
93 21 "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous" Jerry Zaks Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre and Don Foster 12.27 April 23, 2007 (2007-04-23)
94 22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag" Jon Cryer Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Don Foster 13.71 April 30, 2007 (2007-04-30)
95 23 "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'" Lee Aronsohn Lee Aronsohn and Chuck Lorre 13.27 May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07)
96 24 "Prostitutes and Gelato" Ted Wass Susan Beavers and Eddie Gorodetsky 10.16 May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14)

[edit] Season 5: 2007–08

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 5)
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(millions)[82]		 Original air date
97 1 "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" Ted Wass Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts 13.58 September 24, 2007 (2007-09-24)
98 2 "Media Room Slash Dungeon" Ted Wass Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson 13.24 October 1, 2007 (2007-10-01)
99 3 "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo" Ted Wass Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre 13.02 October 8, 2007 (2007-10-08)
100 4 "City of Great Racks" James Widdoes Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 13.69 October 15, 2007 (2007-10-15)
101 5 "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat" James Widdoes Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky 13.94[83] October 22, 2007 (2007-10-22)
102 6 "Help Daddy Find His Toenail" James Widdoes Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson 13.73 October 29, 2007 (2007-10-29)
103 7 "Our Leather Gear is in the Guest Room" Ted Wass Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 13.80 November 5, 2007 (2007-11-05)
104 8 "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" Ted Wass Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 14.12 November 12, 2007 (2007-11-12)
105 9 "Tight's Good" Jean Sagal Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky 13.92 November 19, 2007 (2007-11-19)
106 10 "Kinda Like Necrophilia" Ted Wass Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson 15.26 November 26, 2007 (2007-11-26)
107 11 "Meander to Your Dander" James Widdoes Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Don Foster & Mark Roberts 14.06 March 17, 2008 (2008-03-17)
108 12 "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson 14.23 March 24, 2008 (2008-03-24)
109 13 "The Soil is Moist" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Eddie Gorodetsky 14.50 March 31, 2008 (2008-03-31)
110 14 "Winky-Dink Time" James Widdoes Mark Roberts, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson 13.94 April 14, 2008 (2008-04-14)
111 15 "Rough Night in Hump Junction" James Widdoes Mark Roberts, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 13.36 April 21, 2008 (2008-04-21)
112 16 "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" Joel Zwick Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster & Susan Beavers 12.91 April 28, 2008 (2008-04-28)
113 17 "Fish in a Drawer" Jeff Melman Carol Mendelsohn, Naren Shankar, Sarah Goldfinger & Evan Dunsky 13.61 May 5, 2008 (2008-05-05)
114 18 "If My Hole Could Talk" Jon Cryer Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Mark Roberts 13.82 May 12, 2008 (2008-05-12)
115 19 "Waiting for the Right Snapper" Jeff Melman Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster 14.70 May 19, 2008 (2008-05-19)

[edit] Season 6: 2008–09

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(millions)[84]		 Original air date
116 1 "Taterhead Is Our Love Child" James Widdoes Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts 14.88 September 22, 2008 (2008-09-22)
117 2 "Pie Hole, Herb" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 13.58 September 29, 2008 (2008-09-29)
118 3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" Jean Sagal Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 14.07 October 6, 2008 (2008-10-06)
119 4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 14.72 October 13, 2008 (2008-10-13)
120 5 "A Jock Strap in Hell" Jean Sagal Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 14.63 October 20, 2008 (2008-10-20)
121 6 "It's Always Nazi Week" (Part 1) James Widdoes Mark Roberts, Jim Patterson, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 12.76 November 3, 2008 (2008-11-03)
122 7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" (Part 2) James Widdoes Don Foster, Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky 14.50 November 10, 2008 (2008-11-10)
123 8 "Pinocchio's Mouth" Jeff Melman Don Foster, Jim Patterson & Chuck Lorre 15.18 November 17, 2008 (2008-11-17)
124 9 "The Mooch at the Boo" Jeff Melman Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn 14.95 November 24, 2008 (2008-11-24)
125 10 "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited" Jeff Melman Susan Beavers, Don Foster & Mark Roberts 15.59 December 8, 2008 (2008-12-08)
126 11 "The Devil's Lube" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Mark Roberts, Eddie Gorodetsky, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson 17.92 December 15, 2008 (2008-12-15)
127 12 "Thank God for Scoliosis" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson 17.10 January 12, 2009 (2009-01-12)
128 13 "I Think You Offended Don" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre, Don Foster, Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson 16.09 January 19, 2009 (2009-01-19)
129 14 "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie" Jeff Melman Don Foster & Jim Patterson 16.55 February 2, 2009 (2009-02-02)
130 15 "I'd Like to Start with the Cat" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre, Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Susan Beavers 15.00 February 9, 2009 (2009-02-09)
131 16 "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime" Jeff Melman Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky 15.47 March 2, 2009 (2009-03-02)
132 17 "The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson 13.44 March 9, 2009 (2009-03-09)
133 18 "My Son's Enormous Head" James Widdoes Lee Aronsohn, Jim Patterson, Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky 14.12 March 16, 2009 (2009-03-16)
134 19 "The Two Finger Rule" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson, Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre 14.56 March 30, 2009 (2009-03-30)
135 20 "Hello, I Am Alan Cousteau" James Widdoes Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky 15.03 April 13, 2009 (2009-04-13)
136 21 "Above Exalted Cyclops" James Widdoes Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky 14.16 April 27, 2009 (2009-04-27)
137 22 "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box" Jon Cryer Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson 14.17 May 4, 2009 (2009-05-04)
138 23 "Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth" Mark Roberts Mark Roberts, Sid Youngers, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky 13.11 May 11, 2009 (2009-05-11)
139 24 "Baseball Was Better with Steroids" Lee Aronsohn Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre, Susan Beavers & Mark Roberts 16.18 May 18, 2009 (2009-05-18)

[edit] Season 7: 2009–10

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 7)
No. in
series		 No. in
season		 Title Directed by Written by U.S. viewers
(millions)		 Original air date
140 1 "818-jklpuzo" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)		 13.63[85] September 21, 2009 (2009-09-21)
141 2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" James Widdoes Mark Roberts 13.86[86] September 28, 2009 (2009-09-28)
142 3 "Mmm, fish. Yum." James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.07[87] October 5, 2009 (2009-10-05)
143 4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 14.17[88] October 12, 2009 (2009-10-12)
144 5 "For the Sake of the Child" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronson & Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 14.07[89] October 19, 2009 (2009-10-19)
145 6 "Give Me Your Thumb" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (story)
David Richardson (teleplay)		 13.51[90] November 2, 2009 (2009-11-02)
146 7 "Untainted by Filth" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 14.44[91] November 9, 2009 (2009-11-09)
147 8 "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beaves & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.69[92] November 16, 2009 (2009-11-16)
148 9 "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" James Widdoes Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 13.91[93] November 23, 2009 (2009-11-23)
149 10 "That's Why They Call It Ball Room" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Jim Patterson (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 14.84[94] December 7, 2009 (2009-12-07)
150 11 "Warning, It's Dirty" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster (teleplay)		 16.37[95] December 14, 2009 (2009-12-14)
151 12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & David Richardson (teleplay)		 17.27[96] January 11, 2010 (2010-01-11)
152 13 "Yay, No Polyps!" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 16.20[97] January 18, 2010 (2010-01-18)
153 14 "Crude and Uncalled For" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 16.51[98] February 1, 2010 (2010-02-01)
154 15 "Aye, Aye, Captain Douche" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 17.66[99] February 8, 2010 (2010-02-08)
155 16 "Tinkle Like a Princess" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 16.86[100] March 1, 2010 (2010-03-01)
156 17 "I Found Your Moustache" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 17.61[101] March 8, 2010 (2010-03-08)
157 18 "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" James Widdoes Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)		 14.46[102] March 22, 2010 (2010-03-22)
158 19 "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave" James Widdoes Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.71[103] April 12, 2010 (2010-04-12)
159 20 "I Called Him Magoo" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Susan Beavers		 13.86[104] May 10, 2010 (2010-05-10)
160 21 "Gumby with a Pokey" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers & David Richardson (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.28[105] May 17, 2010 (2010-05-17)
161 22 "This Is Not Gonna End Well" Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson & David Richardson (teleplay)		 15.46[106] May 24, 2010 (2010-05-24)

[edit] Season 8: 2010–11

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 8)
No. in
series		 No. in
season		 Title Directed by Written by U.S. viewers
(millions)		 Original air date
162 1 "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster, Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)		 14.65[107] September 20, 2010 (2010-09-20)
163 2 "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.92[108] September 27, 2010 (2010-09-27)
164 3 "A Pudding-Filled Cactus" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & David Richardson (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan Beavers (teleplay)		 14.37[109] October 4, 2010 (2010-10-04)
165 4 "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers" James Widdoes Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan Beavers (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.47[110] October 11, 2010 (2010-10-11)
166 5 "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.54[111] October 18, 2010 (2010-10-18)
167 6 "Twanging Your Magic Clanger" James Widdoes Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.77[112] October 25, 2010 (2010-10-25)
168 7 "The Crazy Bitch Gazette" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.64[113] November 1, 2010 (2010-11-01)
169 8 "Springtime on a Stick" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson 13.63[114] November 8, 2010 (2010-11-08)
170 9 "A Good Time in Central Africa" James Widdoes Don Reo (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 14.25[115] November 15, 2010 (2010-11-15)
171 10 "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)		 14.39[116] November 22, 2010 (2010-11-22)
172 11 "Dead from the Waist Down" James Widdoes Susan Beavers, David Richardson & Don Reo (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 13.41[117] December 6, 2010 (2010-12-06)
173 12 "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.95[118] December 13, 2010 (2010-12-13)
174 13 "Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"[119] James Widdoes Alissa Neubauer (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)		 15.36[120] January 3, 2011 (2011-01-03)
175 14 "Lookin' for Japanese Subs" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 15.56[121] January 17, 2011 (2011-01-17)
176 15 "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson 15.15[122] February 7, 2011 (2011-02-07)
177 16 "That Darn Priest" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers, David Richardson & Don Reo (teleplay)		 14.51[123] February 14, 2011 (2011-02-14)

[edit] Season 9: 2011–12

Main article: Two and a Half Men (season 9)
No. in
series		 No. in
season		 Title Directed by Written by U.S. viewers
(millions)		 Original air date
178 1 "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt" (Part 1) James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson 28.74[124] September 19, 2011 (2011-09-19)
179 2 "People Who Love Peepholes" (Part 2) James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson 20.52[125] September 26, 2011 (2011-09-26)
180 3 "Big Girls Don't Throw Food" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Andrew J. B. Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 17.71[126] October 3, 2011 (2011-10-03)
181 4 "Nine Magic Fingers" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 16.20[127] October 10, 2011 (2011-10-10)
182 5 "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)		 15.14[128] October 17, 2011 (2011-10-17)
183 6 "The Squat and the Hover" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)		 15.29[129] October 24, 2011 (2011-10-24)
184 7 "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.90[130] October 31, 2011 (2011-10-31)
185 8 "Thank You For The Intercourse" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Susan McMartin (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 14.71[131] November 7, 2011 (2011-11-07)
186 9 "Frodo's Headshots" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)		 14.77[132] November 14, 2011 (2011-11-14)
187 10 "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Gemma Baker (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 15.82[133] November 21, 2011 (2011-11-21)
188 11 "What A Lovely Landing Strip" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Don Reo (teleplay)		 15.18[134] December 5, 2011 (2011-12-05)
189 12 "One False Move, Zimbabwe!" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Reo (teleplay)		 14.88[135] December 12, 2011 (2011-12-12)
190 13 "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Ashton Kutcher (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.94[136] January 2, 2012 (2012-01-02)
191 14 "A Possum on Chemo" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Susan McMartin (story)
Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)		 13.02[137] January 16, 2012 (2012-01-16)
192 15 "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (Teleplay)		 13.00[138] February 6, 2012 (2012-02-06)
193 16 "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 12.45[139] February 13, 2012 (2012-02-13)
194 17 "Not In My Mouth!" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)		 13.33[140] February 20, 2012 (2012-02-20)
195 18 "The War Against Gingivitis" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (Teleplay)		 11.92[141] February 27, 2012 (2012-02-27)
196 19 "Palmdale, Ech"[142] James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (Teleplay)		 March 19, 2012 (2012-03-19)

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