Wear Sunscreen or Sunscreen are the common names of an article titled "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" written by Mary Schmich and published in the Chicago Tribune as a column in 1997, but often erroneously attributed to a commencement speech by author Kurt Vonnegut. Both its subject and tone are similar to the 1927 poem "Desiderata". The most popular and well-known form of the essay is the successful music single "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)", released in 1999, by Baz Luhrmann.
Chicago Tribune column 
Mary Schmich's "Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young" was published in the Chicago Tribune as a column on June 1, 1997. In her introduction to the column, she described it as the commencement speech she would give if she were asked to give one.
The column soon became the subject of an urban legend, in which it was alleged to be an MIT commencement speech given by author Kurt Vonnegut in that same year (in truth, MIT's commencement speaker that year was Kofi Annan). Despite a follow-up article by Schmich on August 3, 1997, in which she referred to the "lawless swamp of cyberspace" that had made her and Kurt Vonnegut "one", by 1999 the falsely attributed story was widespread.
Schmich, winner of the 2011 Pulitzer Prize for commentary, published a short gift book adaption of the essay, Wear Sunscreen: A Primer for Real Life, in 1998. A tenth anniversary edition was published in 2008.
Baz Luhrmann version 
|"Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)"|
|Single by Baz Luhrmann|
|from the album Something for Everybody|
|B-side||"Love Is in the Air"|
|Released||March 9, 1999|
|Writer(s)||Mary Schmich, Nigel Swanston, Tim Cox|
|Producer||Baz Luhrmann, Josh Abrahams, Nellee Hooper|
|Baz Luhrmann singles chronology|
The essay was used in its entirety by Australian film director Baz Luhrmann on his 1998 album Something for Everybody, as "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)". The song sampled Luhrmann's remixed version of the song "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)" by Rozalla. Subsequently released as a single, the song opened with the words "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of '99".
Luhrmann explains that Anton Monsted, Josh Abrahams and he were working on the remix when Monsted received an email with the supposed Vonnegut speech. They decided to use it but were doubtful of getting through to Vonnegut for permission before their deadline, which was only one or two days away. While searching the internet for contact information they came upon the "Sunscreen Controversy" and discovered that Schmich was the actual author. They emailed her and, with her permission, recorded the song the next day.
The song features a spoken-word track set over a mellow backing track. The "Wear Sunscreen" speech is narrated by Australian voice actor Lee Perry. The backing is the choral version of "Everybody's Free (To Feel Good)", a 1991 song by Rozalla, used in the film William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet. The chorus, also from "Everybody's Free", is sung by Quindon Tarver.
The song was largely obscure until Aaron Scofield, a producer in Phoenix, Arizona, edited the original 12" version into a segment of a syndicated radio show called "Modern Mix". This show played many stations in the United States. In Portland, Oregon - where 'Modern Mix' played on KNRK—listeners began requesting the track. KNRK Program Director Mark Hamilton edited the song for time and began playing it regularly. He distributed the song to other PDs that he networked with and the song exploded in the US.
The song was a worldwide hit, reaching number 45 on the Billboard Hot 100 in the United States, and number one in the United Kingdom and Ireland, partly due to a media campaign by Radio One DJ Chris Moyles. It is played during the end credits in John Swanbeck's film The Big Kahuna, starring Kevin Spacey, Danny DeVito and Peter Facinelli.
There are four versions of the song: the original 7:09 minutes mix from the album Baz Luhrmann Presents: Something For Everybody; a 1999 single release which features an 5:05 minutes edit that lacks both choruses; "Geographic's Factor 15+ Mix" that runs for 4:42 minutes and a "2007 Mix" of the original 7:09 minutes version released on the 10th Anniversary Edition of the William Shakespeare's Romeo + Juliet soundtrack on which the opening words are changed to "Ladies and gentlemen of the class of 2007".
There are two versions on video: one which uses the 1999 single edit of the song with 5:05 minutes (which is the version Quindon Tarver was featured), directed and animated by Bill Barminski, which was aired on all major networks in the United States and was featured on The Tonight Show, The Today Show and The View as well as VH1 and MTV, and also appeared in the UK, Australia and Japan; and another one which using the 7:09 minutes song version with chorus in the middle and in the end, made by the Brazilian advertisement agency DM9DDB.
The song also appeared in Germany, and was soon followed by a German version with the title "Sonnencreme". The German translation is narrated by the German actor Dieter Brandecker. There is also a Brazilian version which is narrated in Portuguese by Pedro Bial as well as a Swedish version, narrated by Rikard Wolff. A Russian adaptation of the song, recorded live by Silver Rain Radio, was performed by Alex Dubas and Yolka.
On August 10, 2008, the song re-entered the UK Singles Chart at number 72.
The Baz Luhrmann song version inspired numerous parodies. John Safran released a song entitled "Not the Sunscreen Song". American comedian Chris Rock enjoyed great success with his spoken word song "No Sex (In the Champagne Room)" which was then subsequently parodied on Mad TV called "Ain't No Blacks on the TV Screen" in the style of Rock's stand-up. The song was also parodied in an episode of Disney's House of Mouse where Jiminy Cricket performed it. The comedy group Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie also made a parody entitled "The Sunscreen Marketing Board". Jegsy Dodd and the Original Sinners' version, "Grumpy Old Men" was voted favourite track of 2005 by BBC Radio 1 listeners in their annual Festive 50 poll.
The song was also parodied by DJ Chris Tarrant on the London Capital Radio Breakfast Show with a song called "Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of '97 - wear slippers".
Hawaiian comedian and observational humourist Frank de Lima recorded Eat Rice which includes island-style advice.
The fictional character Johnson or "Jay" Keane, brother of Irish soccer player Roy, on the radio program Gift Grub on Irish radio station Today FM has also recorded a version. In this version Jay tells us to "Support Munster" — more specifically the Munster rugby team, participants in the 2009 Heineken Cup.
A parody entitled "Don't Muck About" by Angelos Epithemiou has sometimes closed his live stand-up sets.
In 2001, the Lounge-O-Leers released their version entitled "Everybody's Free (To Feel Groovy)," which dispenses wisdom on martinis, the vodka stinger and includes "a better Bloody Mary recipe than yours."
Charts and certifications 
Weekly charts 
- Wear Sunscreen (Andrews McMeel Publishing, 1998) ISBN 0-8362-5528-3
- Mary Schmich (1997-06-01). "Original published article". Chicago Tribune.
- Fisher, Ian (1997-08-06), "It's All the Talk of the Internet's Gossip Underground", The New York Times
- "Something for Everybody". Something for Everybody. 2002-12-05. Archived from the original on 2002-12-05. Retrieved 2009-07-14.
- "Lee Perry (I)". Imdb.com. 1959-12-16. Retrieved 2009-07-14.
- Baz Luhrmann Goes to the Top of the Class By Applying His Sunscreen. Billboard Magazine. 1999 -04 -03. Retrieved 2009-12-20.
- "Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) Bill Barminski's version". youtube. 2007-05-24. Retrieved 2010-06-01.
- "Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen! DM9DDB's version". youtube. 2006-12-12. Unknown parameter
- "everybody's free (to wear sunscreen)". Brainfusion. 2001-01-22. Archived from the original on 2001-01-22. Retrieved 2009-07-14.
- "Sonnencreme (Everybody's...) [Import]: Baz Luhrmann: Amazon.com". Amazon.com. Retrieved 2011-04-13.
- "О пользе солнцезащитных кремов" (in Russian). Blog of Alex Dubas. 2009-12-20. Retrieved 2011-02-19.
- "Ultratop.be – Baz Luhrmann – Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)" (in Dutch). Ultratop 50. Ultratop & Hung Medien / hitparade.ch. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Die ganze Musik im Internet: Charts, News, Neuerscheinungen, Tickets, Genres, Genresuche, Genrelexikon, Künstler-Suche, Musik-Suche, Track-Suche, Ticket-Suche – musicline.de" (in German). Media Control Charts. PhonoNet GmbH. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "The Irish Charts – All there is to know" (insert "Baz Luhrmann" into the "Search by Artist" box, and select "Search"). irishcharts.ie. Irish Recorded Music Association. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Nederlandse Top 40 – week 29, 1999" (in Dutch). Dutch Top 40 Stichting Nederlandse Top 40. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Norwegiancharts.com – Baz Luhrmann – Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)". VG-lista. Hung Medien. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Swedishcharts.com – Baz Luhrmann – Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)". Singles Top 60. Hung Medien. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Baz Luhrmann – Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) – swisscharts.com". Swiss Singles Chart. Hung Medien. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Archive Chart" UK Singles Chart. Official Charts Company. Retrieved January 15, 2012.
- "Baz Luhrmann Album & Song Chart History" Billboard Adult Pop Songs for Baz Luhrmann. Prometheus Global Media. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Baz Luhrmann Album & Song Chart History" Billboard Hot 100 for Baz Luhrmann. Prometheus Global Media. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "Baz Luhrmann Album & Song Chart History" Billboard Pop Songs for Baz Luhrmann. Prometheus Global Media. Retrieved May 6, 2012.
- "British single certifications – Baz Luhrmann – Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)". British Phonographic Industry. Retrieved May 6, 2012. Enter Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen) in the field Search. Select Title in the field Search by. Select single in the field By Format. Click Go
- WEAR SUNSCREEN Original video clip with English subtitles and full lyrics.
- Advice, like youth, probably just wasted on the young The column that inspired the song
- Lyrics to the song
- Everybody's Free to Wear Sunscreen! Brazilian's DM9DDB version video with both English & Portuguese subtitles and complete song lyrics.
- Mary Schmich's columns in the Chicago Tribune includes archive, biography and story collections
- Everybody's Free (to Wear Sunscreen) Kahuna's version video on downloadable .mov format at Barminski.com
- Full lyrics of this song at MetroLyrics
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