Ford County (short story collection)
First edition cover
|Publication date||November 3, 2009|
|Media type||Print (Hardcover)|
|Dewey Decimal||813/.54 22|
|LC Classification||PS3557.R5355 F67 2009|
|Preceded by||The Associate|
The book contains 7 short stories: Blood Drive ; Fetching Raymond ; Fish Files ; Casino ; Michael's Room ; Quiet Haven ; Funny Boy .
A young man named Bailey is injured in a construction accident, and rampant flurries of rumors quickly entice three young men to drive to Memphis to donate blood for the injured Bailey.Aggie, Calvin and Roger set off in a pickup truck toward Memphis when Roger, an alcoholic, insists they stop at a gas station so he can purchase beer. He also tells Aggie and Calvin several stories about Memphis strip clubs, stimulating their curiosity. After a close call with a Sheriff's deputy and a shotgun-toting homeowner, the trio arrive in Memphis and decide to hit up one of Roger's favorite strip clubs.
Imbibing too much alcohol and realizing that none of them can navigate Memphis with any success, the men eventually sell their blood at a nearby blood bank, being unable to remember which hospital contains Bailey. Roger, after passing out and being left in the pickup, awakens during a nearby gang gun battle and flees with a pistol he found under the pickup's seat. Pursued haphazardly by the gang, Roger encounters a man and woman fighting next to a car and rescues the woman, who takes his gun and holds him hostage as he drives the car away. Aggie and Calvin return to find the pickup riddled with bullet holes and, against better judgment, return to the previously-visited strip club to spend the fifty dollars apiece they received from the blood bank.
At the strip club a Memphis Police Department vice squad springs a raid, provoking a panicked riot, during which both Calvin and Aggie are injured. Back home, the families who had gathered together in support of the injured Bailey must send additional people to Memphis to bail the young men out of jail and see to their own medical care.
Raymond is on death-row for murder and is hopeful of a last-minute reprieve. His two brothers borrow a van so they can take his mother, who uses a wheelchair, to visit him on the day of his impending execution.
Raymond is a prolific writer who has delusions of grandeur, as well as delusions of success in his numerous legal appeals. He claims to have scores of lawyers ready to exonerate him and who are filing motions and briefs in all directions.
Raymond goes through intellectual phases of religion (or atheism), diet, exercise, music, and literature. He appears to go through manic episodes while his family visits, though in the end accepts his execution calmly.
This is the story of one of about 50 lawyers in the small town of 10,000 people. He is just another "ham-and-egger" local attorney and deals with minor bankruptcies, deeds, divorces, personal injuries, and other matters. Some of his files are the eponymous ones of the story because he has left them to go untouched for so long with clients forgetting they ever instructed him (hence "going bad" like untouched fish). The attorney is tired of his mediocre life and feels unappreciated by his family, within which his wife always seems ungrateful.
One day he gets a call out of the blue from a New York attorney at a prestigious firm, claiming to be instructed by the European purchaser of a chainsaw manufacturer. The Europeans, the New York attorney claims, are terrified of the American system of tort law and want to settle any old cases from the chainsaw company. The "fish files" contain the cases of four loggers who were injured, and the New York attorney offers $100,000 per each case, plus an additional $100,000 for court costs. The local lawyer's take is 40%, and he is ecstatic.
Deciding to flee from his unpleasant life, he fires his secretary, declared bankruptcy, and divorces his wife. He offers $25,000 to the two loggers of the original four that he can still find and pockets the rest, fleeing serenely to the Caribbean.
Stella is 48 years old and has been married for years to Sidney, a small-town accountant. She cannot remember why they fell in love in the first place and their lives have become dull with no romance or excitement. Sidney is distraught when Stella files for divorce. She leaves him, and their college-age daughter quickly sides with her mother, further damaging Sidney's psyche.
Bobby Carl Leach is the local playboy who owns numerous investments and has an infamous reputation. His latest idea is to manipulate the local history of Native Americans and its associated law of tribal affairs, claiming descent of the Yazoo tribe through his great-grandfather. A Yazoo activist from the county, Chief Larry, befriends Leach and agrees to enter into a deal to receive lots of land from Leach for his newly regrouped Yazoo Nation. In return, the land is largely developed as a casino under the protection of federal law, rendering it untouchable by outraged local and state authorities.
Stella, having just left the boring Sidney, falls in with Bobby Carl Leach and becomes his secretary as well as his girlfriend.
Sidney, meanwhile, distraught at losing Stella, tries to find her so he can win her back. Unable to find her, he idly begins gambling at the newly opened Yazoo casino and discovers that he has considerable talent at blackjack. Soon he is winning thousands of dollars nightly, and quits his job as an accountant to become a full-time, professional gambler. He discovers that Stella is with Leach and works at the local casino and, hatches a plan.
The first night, dressed as a wannabe biker, he wins $184,000 at blackjack and demands cash, which is reluctantly paid. He is, of course, asked to not return, which casinos are allowed to do. The second night, in a different disguise, he returns. Unrecognized, he gambles again, winning over $600,000. He is asked to leave and demands payment, giving them his real driver's license. The casino cannot pay his winnings and he sues.
The courts side with Sidney and Leach and the casino have no choice but to pay up and declare bankruptcy. Stella, having been fired and dumped by Leach as soon as he found out that she was Sidney's ex-wife, begs Sidney to take her back. Reluctantly, he does so.
Stanley Wade is an attorney who is kidnapped at a convenience store by an imposing working-class man and his teenage son and driven into the wilds in the man's old pickup truck. At gunpoint, Wade is forced to walk down a deserted road with the man after the truck drops them off. The road leads to a ramshackle house, and in the back out the house is eleven-year-old Michael Cranwell, who is severely developmentally disabled.
Stanley Wade was the attorney who successfully defended the incompetent, and possibly intoxicated, doctor who caused Michael's extensive birth defects. During the course of the trial Wade insisted that the doctor was a great and caring man, dismissing Michael and mocking the evidence of malpractice.
Wade is forced to listen to pages of the trial transcript read to him by Mr. Cranwell and begins to feel remorse for his actions and those of his guilty clients. Instead of killing him, Cranwell drops Wade back at the convenience store parking lot, allowing him to go home. He claims he will leave Wade alone until Michael dies, filling the attorney with dread.
A man begins work at a local nursing home as a low-paid orderly despite a clean record and an age of 34. He reveals, as the narrator, that he has falsified his resume to exclude his extensive educational background, claiming a high school diploma when he has actually completed graduate school. As an orderly he begins gathering rumors and searching for evidence of malfeasance and medical malpractice, befriending both employees and residents to earn their trust and learn their gossip. He befriends one resident in particular - an elderly man who has a penchant for seducing female residents (and even non-residents). Eventually, the man begins taking this resident outside the nursing home for activities, including visiting Civil War battlefields.
Later, the man gives the resident Playboys (pornography is banned for residents) and introduces him to his elderly landlady, making the resident very happy indeed. They continue to bond over their love of history.
It is revealed that the resident actually owns considerable amounts of land, most of which he has forgotten. Also, the resident has no will. The resident's family has essentially abandoned him, meaning the new orderly is his only friend.
One night a female resident is injured in a fall in her room while the nursing home is understaffed. The orderly is on duty and assists in her rescue. While an ambulance is on its way, he photographs everything, getting hard evidence of the nursing home's negligent operations.
As lawsuits are filed, the orderly quits his job. It is revealed that he will receive a percentage of the impending settlement from the company that owns the chain of nursing homes, presumably as a "finder's fee" for discovering a ripe legal case. Also, the Civil War-loving resident has decided to leave his holdings to a Civil War heritage preservation charity...which is secretly controlled by the orderly. When the outraged family of the resident discovers this, they will quickly buy the land back at 1/4 price to avoid being mocked in the press for abandoning the resident.
In the end, the "orderly," having made roughly $50,000 in a few months, returns home for a vacation before plotting his next target.
In the mid-1980s, AIDS is virtually unknown in Ford County. The outcast son of a prominent local family is dying from AIDS and is returning home from San Francisco, not wanting his friends in California to have to watch him die. The family does not want the son to be near them and makes a deal with an elderly black spinster living in one of the family's properties in the black side of town: Take care of the dying son and the house is yours, free and clear. The young man and the old lady live together and become close friends even as the entire town comes to resent them both out of fear, ignorance, and bigotry. She reveals to him that she, too, is a homosexual and continues to support him even after her church asks her to take a "leave of absence" until after the young man has died. In the end, he commits suicide to end his suffering, leaving a note declaring his new friend to be the best human being he has ever known.