Girls Versus Suits
|"Girls Versus Suits"|
|How I Met Your Mother episode|
|Episode no.||Season 5
|Directed by||Pamela Fryman|
|Written by||Carter Bays & Craig Thomas|
|Original air date||January 11, 2010|
|Season 5 episodes|
The episode features a musical number performed by Neil Patrick Harris, supported by the rest of the main cast.
Future Ted again expounds on the unknowable nature of destiny, and tells the kids about the time he almost met their mother. After leaving class, Ted intercepts a series of fraternity brothers inviting a woman up to the roof to drink. Confiscating the alcohol, he sits down to drink the beer with Cindy (Rachel Bilson), a Ph.D. student roughly his own age to whom he can relate. He asks her out on a date and when he comes to pick her up at her apartment, it turns out Cindy has serious issues with her roommate (who Future Ted reveals to be the Mother); her dates keep falling in love with her roommate, and her roommate's strange habits annoy Cindy. Ted promises Cindy to never fall in love with her roommate ("Oops," says Future Ted).
During the date, Cindy explains more about the strange habits she dislikes about her roommate that Ted secretly thinks are awesome. Cindy tells how the Mother paints pictures of robots playing sports and has breakfast foods singing show tunes. Future Ted reveals the painting of robots playing volleyball is still hanging in the house and that an English muffin singing "Memories" is the most hauntingly beautiful thing he has heard to this day. Even though she complains about her roommate throughout the evening, Ted wants to continue dating Cindy.
After the date, Cindy tells Ted she can't see him again, blaming the University policy preventing students and lecturers from fraternizing, as she fears it could cost her her scholarship. At first Ted tries to rationalize her decision as being for the best, especially as the others point out that Cindy's future and Ted's job are in jeopardy. Ted is inspired to try again, and shows up at Cindy's apartment and tries to persuade her to go out with him again, unwilling to miss out on the chance of her being the right woman. She takes Ted to talk in her room as her roommate is just about to leave the shower. As he tries to convince Cindy that their paths are meant to cross, he picks out items from her room which show how much they have in common. Cindy reveals that all three objects are really connected to her roommate. Frustrated that Ted is already more compatible with her roommate, Cindy tells him to leave. Ted does not meet her roommate, although on his way out he does catch a glimpse of her leg, as she disappears into her bedroom. Ted forgets to take the yellow umbrella he brought with him, revealing how the Mother gets it back.
MacLaren's has hired an attractive female bartender (Stacy Keibler), and Barney seeks to add her occupation to his list of conquests. There is only one problem: she doesn't like men in suits, having dated insensitive Wall Street losers. Barney is forced to choose between the girl and the suits. For a while he attempts to dress casually, convincing the bartender she misjudged him. At a point when Marshall is wearing a suit and Barney is not, Barney gets overly affectionate with Marshall's suit. Later, Barney sneaks away to the bathroom to wear his suit, where he accidentally rips the back. The suit is damaged beyond repair, but his tailor, Tim Gunn, transplants the buttons to save another suit and Barney cremates the remains.
Meanwhile, Lily, Marshall, and Robin argue about the bartender's attractiveness. Robin is jealous, and even gets behind the bar to show how the location amplifies natural beauty; Carl soon kicks her out from behind the bar. Marshall insists that the bartender is not that attractive, saying that Lily is the most beautiful woman he has ever met. Lily tries to get Marshall to say that she is not as beautiful as the bartender, and eventually even implies that the bartender is better looking than Marshall, upsetting him a little.
With the urn of suit ashes and his real tears for his lost suit, Barney convinces the bartender to go home with him. In his apartment, she accidentally opens his closet full of suits and realizes he deceived her. She forces him to choose between her and his suits. She is angry as they are shown leaving building and Barney breaks into song, professing his love of suits — only to choose her at the end of the song when he realizes that she is "pretty hot". He tells her she is more important than the suits and they will go first thing in the morning. As they fall into bed, he whispers "you guys are fine" to his suits, which move slightly as if they are breathing a sigh of relief.
- "Bullwinkle Part II" by The Centurions
- "Cherry Pie" by Warrant
- "Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit" performed by Neil Patrick Harris
Barney's blog 
Cultural references 
- The CD belonging to Cindy's roommate that Ted picks up when he is in Cindy's room is Who Will Cut Our Hair When We're Gone? by The Unicorns. The book he picks up next is World's End by T. Coraghessan Boyle. Immediately following, he picks up a bass guitar, specifically a Fender Precision Bass.
- This episode features Heather Morris from Glee as a dancer.
- Ted works for Columbia University. Cindy tells him that University policy prevents them from dating. According to Columbia University: "Consensual, romantic relationships between faculty and other employees and students and between individuals who work together are generally not considered sexual harassment and are not prohibited by University policy.".
- When Barney abandons wearing suits, he wears a t-shirt that has the image of the cover of the 1924 book Die neue Wohnung by the famous architect Bruno Taut.
- The scene when Barney is in the bathroom stall putting on his suit references the scene in Pulp Fiction when Vincent Vega (John Travolta) is injecting himself with heroin, including the fact that both scenes use the song "Bullwinkle Part II" by The Centurions.
- When Barney is in his apartment, his suits start calling him in what seems like parseltongue, like in Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets.
- Ted says that The Mother's "rendition of 'Memories' [sic]" is "hauntingly beautiful." The song being referred to is "Memory" from the Andrew Lloyd Webber musical Cats.
- When Barney takes his suit to his personal tailor (played by Tim Gunn), he answers "I couldn't make it work". The line is a reference to Tim's catchphrase on Project Runway. He used to tell the designers to "make it work" as their time was running out.
- Ted mentions he wished to have triplet schnauzers. Their names, Frank, Lloyd, and Wright, refer to American architect Frank Lloyd Wright.
Executive producer and co-creator Craig Thomas revealed Neil Patrick Harris will be performing a "big-ass musical" number as the culmination of a big Barney story. Thomas has said "There is some serious Mother action in episode 100" revealing only a small teaser about the episode. "Nothing Suits Me Like a Suit" was backed by sixty five dancers and accompanied by a fifty-piece orchestra.
Tim Gunn of Project Runway brings his sartorial skills to help out Barney in a time of need. Craig Thomas explains "Tim is basically like Barney's ER physician for a serious suit emergency" and serves as a personal tailor and fashion consultant to fix a "Suit Catastrophe" for Barney. Speaking to Entertainment Tonight, Neil Patrick Harris said that they "never had a guest star on the show that people responded to more than Tim Gunn" and that even the cast and crew were asking for his autograph. Alyson Hannigan described him as "more popular than Britney Spears." Although unofficial, On the Season 5 DVD commentary of the episode, it has been expressed that they hope to have him return as a possible recurring character.
Former wrestling diva Stacy Keibler guest stars as Karina, a bartender in MacLaren's. The writers describe her as "the hottest bartender in the world" and she gives the episode its title, as she forces Barney to choose between his suits and getting the girl. Her three previous ex-boyfriends were all suit wearers, and Barney cannot get with her without giving up his suits.
Critical response 
Donna Bowman of The A.V. Club rated the episode with a grade A, describing the 100th episode as one of the best the show has ever produced. She describes the episodes as appealing to fans in a way that doesn't exclude other viewers, noting the quality of the writing and editing, the voiceover being used to great effect, and advancing the storyline for all the characters.
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