Land Shark (Saturday Night Live)
The Land Shark (also land shark, landshark, LandShark) was a recurring character from the sketch comedy television series Saturday Night Live.
The character first appeared in the fall of 1975 as a response to the release of the film Jaws, and the subsequent hysteria over purported shark sightings. It was one of the most popular and imitated sketches of SNL's first season.
... the Land Shark is considered the cleverest of all sharks. Unlike the Great White shark, which tends to inhabit the waters and harbors of recreational beach areas, the Land Shark may strike at any place, any time. It is capable of disguising its voice, and generally preys on young, single women.
The sketch depicted the Land Shark attacking several people after knocking on their doors, pretending to be repairmen, door-to-door salesmen, and the like. Once the intended victim opens the door, the Land Shark quickly enters and swallows them. The sketch is typified by the following exchange:
[Scene: Interior. A New York apartment. There is a knock at the door.]
Woman: [speaking through closed door] Yes?[Huge latex and foam-rubber shark head lunges through open door, chomps down on woman's head, and drags her out of the apartment, as Jaws attack music plays.]
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Arlsburgerhhh?
Voice: (mumbling) Mrs. Johannesburrrr?
Woman: Who is it?
Voice: [pause] Flowers.
Woman: Flowers for whom?
Voice: [long pause] Plumber, ma'am.
Woman: I don't need a plumber. You're that clever shark, aren't you?
Voice: [pause] Candygram.
Woman: Candygram, my foot! You get out of here before I call the police! You're the shark, and you know it!
Voice: Wait. I-I'm only a dolphin, ma'am.
Woman: A dolphin? Well... Okay. [opens door]
Other appearances on SNL
The character returned in later episodes with the original cast, after which it did not appear for many years.
- Season 1, Episode 6
Titled "Jaws III." The women attacked were played by Laraine Newman, Jane Curtin, Gilda Radner, and guest host Lily Tomlin. The shark also eats Brody (Dan Aykroyd) and announcer Don Pardo (offscreen).
- Season 1, Episode 23
In the opening monologue with guest host Louise Lasser, the Land Shark attempts to lure Lasser out of her dressing room.
- Season 2, Episode 6
In a sketch titled "Trick-or-Treating Land Shark," having lured Gilda Radner out of her home by claiming to be with UNICEF, the shark attacks her, then pops his head back through the doorway, opening its mouth to reveal Chevy Chase, who announces, "Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!" (the cold opening).
- Season 2, Episode 22
Titled "Lucky Lindy," the shark meets aviator Charles Lindbergh, played by Buck Henry, on a transatlantic flight. Since Chase left the show after this season, the character did not return as a regular.
- Season 3, Episode 11
Titled "No Funny Ending." The final sketch of the show; various sketch endings are attempted. Chevy Chase is guest star for this episode.
- Season 3, Episode 19
- Season 8, Episode 1
Chevy Chase hosted the eighth season premiere on September 25, 1982, live via satellite from the West Coast (he was represented by a TV on the set which interacted with the other performers). He opened the show as the Land Shark, who attacked through the TV set.
- Season 27, Episode 2
During "Weekend Update," as Jimmy Fallon introduces a segment about that year's spate of shark attacks, the Land Shark knocks at the door to the newsroom, then attacks Tina Fey. As Fallon closes the segment with "I'm Jimmy Fallon," Chase turns to the camera and replies, "And I'm not. Good night, and have a pleasant tomorrow."
The concept is influenced by the Monty Python's Flying Circus' sketch "Burglar/Encyclopedia Salesman" and there have been many other comedy sketches that riff on the original Land Shark sketch.
References in popular culture
Though the Land Shark character appeared only irregularly on Saturday Night Live, it has entered the American cultural zeitgeist. References to a "land shark" (often preceded by the word "candygram") can be found in movies, print, video games, and other places. Often it is spelled as a solid compound, that is, as one word. In many forms of fiction, it is used as a name or nickname to a land-dwelling monster similar in appearance, temperament, or appetite to a shark.
- BMW featured the Land Shark (taken whole cloth from the original skit) in a commercial for the Z4 in 2003.
- In the comic 8-bit theater the Land Shark was mentioned briefly by Red Mage, but quickly dismissed by Black Mage in comic #227.
- In the 1993 movie Striking Distance, Bruce Willis' character says "Landshark" shortly before knocking out a drug dealer on a boat.
- In the computer game Warcraft III, the unit quotes for the Goblin Sappers include "Candygram", "Package for (mumble)", and "Flowers for (mumble)".
- In a 1989 episode of "Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers" titled "A Case of Stage Blight", an alligator with theatrical ambitions named "Sewernose de Bergerac" attempts to get an actor named Dudley to open the door to his dressing room with announcements of "Flowers", "Candygram", and finally "Singing telegram".
- The members of professional wrestling team D-Generation X announced themselves as a "candygram" and "land shark" as they attempted to get Jonathan Coachman to open a locked door on the October 2, 2006 episode of RAW.
- In the video game Sins of the Fathers, protagonist Gabriel Knight attempts to gain access to a character's home by using various door-to-door sales tactics. When none of these are successful, he shouts "Landshark!" to which the resident replies "You are no Bill Murray."
- In the 2000 video game Escape from Monkey Island, protagonist Guybrush Threepwood yells "Landshark!" when he sees shark jaw bones on an island shore.
- In the Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius episode "Return of the Nanobots", the Nanobots attempted to get into Jimmy's lab. Carl asked who was at the door and the Nanobots replied he had a telegram. Carl said he wasn't falling for it and they switched it to llamagram and Carl opened the door, only to get deleted by the Nanobots. This scene is an obvious homage to the skit.
- In the movie Hoodwinked, the Wolf knocks on the door while saying "Hello, paper boy!... Publisher's, uh... Candygram!"
- In the game Dead to Rights 2, Jack Slate is asked to identify himself to a guard through a door, to which he replies "Landshark." and kicks in the door.
- In the 2008 movie August featuring Josh Hartnett, Hartnett's character owns a failing tech company called LandShark, which employs a series of sleights and ruses to try to gain clients and financing.
- In the comic book Iron Man #138, Jim Rhodes and Tony Stark are sneaking into the compound of a company controlled by the Maggia when they duck into a room to avoid security guards. Unfortunately, the room is filled with thugs who demand to know who they are. Rhodes replies, "Uh, candygram for Mr. Mongo?" and Tony adds, "Land Shark?"
- In the beginning of the ninth episode of season 6 of the Gilmore Girls, Lorelai is locked out of her house by a security chain recently installed by her friend Luke. As she waits for him to open the front door to her house, she says, "Landshark! Candygram... Here's Johnny" as an homage to both the SNL skit and the Shining (film).
- In Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure, Abraham Lincoln was interrupted in the White House by a knock at his office door and someone saying, "candy gram." When Lincoln answer the door, he is grabbed suddenly by Genghis Khan.
- In 2013 Zynga Inc. introduced the Landshark as a new land animal to the popular Facebook game FarmVille as a free prize for completing the Aussie Cruise Escapade Stage 9 quest.
- David Mansour, From Abba to Zoom: A Pop Culture Encyclopedia of the Late 20th Century (Andrews McMeel Publishing, 2005), ISBN 978-0740793073, pp. 272-273. Excerpts available at Google Books.
- Anthony Layser, "Lorne Michaels Reveals Saturday Night Live's Season 1 Secrets!", TV Guide, December 5, 2006.
- Kim Potts, "Top 35 Best 'Saturday Night Live' Skits of All Time", AOL TV at Huffington Post, October 14, 2010.
- SNL transcripts, Season 1, Episode 4
- SNL transcripts, Season 2, Episode 6
- Aussie Cruise Escapade Stage 9