Linda Smith (comedian)
Linda Helen Smith (29 January 1958 – 27 February 2006) was a British stand-up comic and comedy writer. She appeared regularly on Radio 4 panel games, and was voted "Wittiest Living Person" by listeners in 2002. She met her partner, Warren Lakin, at university, and they were together for nearly 30 years until her death.
Life and career 
Smith was born in Erith in Kent in 1958 and was educated at Erith College (now Bexley College) and at the University of Sheffield where she graduated in English and Drama. She joined a professional theatre company before turning to comedy. In 1987, she won the Hackney Empire New Act of the Year, then known as the New London Comic Award, and performed on the Edinburgh Fringe before breaking into radio comedy.
Her first appearances on national radio were on Radio 5's The Treatment in 1997. She was subsequently a regular panellist on The News Quiz and Just a Minute and appeared frequently on I'm Sorry I Haven't a Clue (from June 2001 onwards), Have I Got News for You, Mock the Week, Countdown and QI. She wrote and starred in her own Radio 4 sitcom, Linda Smith's A Brief History of Timewasting. After appearing on Radio 4's Devout Sceptics to discuss her beliefs she was asked by the British Humanist Association (BHA) to become president of the society – a role that she occupied with great commitment from 2004 until her death. In 2002, she was voted 'Wittiest Living Person' by listeners to BBC Radio 4's Word of Mouth. During The News Quiz she would often mockingly use Richard Littlejohn's catchphrase "to hell in a handcart".
On the 17 November 2003, Smith appeared on the BBC television show Room 101, where she successfully managed to put in Adults who read Harry Potter books, Tim Henman, 'Back to School' signs that appear in shops and Posh People. However, she failed to put in Bow ties after host Paul Merton pointed out that Stan Laurel regularly wore a bow tie.
Illness, death and legacy 
On 27 February 2006, Smith died as a consequence of ovarian cancer at the age of 48. She had been diagnosed with ovarian cancer three and a half years earlier but, not wanting to be thought of as a patient or a victim, she didn't want people to know. Before she died she chose that her funeral be humanist and her memorial at the Theatre Royal, Stratford East, on 10 March, was dedicated to the BHA. Her life and work were honoured at the British Academy Television Awards in 2006. The first episode of Dawn French's Girls Who Do: Comedy was dedicated to the memory of Linda Smith. Her obituaries described her style as beguiling, apparently vulnerable and whimsical, but often waspish. She excelled at deadpan diatribes about everyday irritations. A typical and frequently quoted joke was her labelling of former home secretary David Blunkett as "Satan's bearded folk singer". She also famously retorted in response to Paul Merton's suggestion that Neil Hamilton should not be given "the oxygen of publicity" that "I'm not that happy with him having the oxygen of oxygen, actually".
Two tribute gigs were held in her memory. The first took place on 14 May 2006 at the Lyceum Theatre, Sheffield, In Praise of an English Radical, the second on 4 June 2006 at the Victoria Palace Theatre in London entitled Tippy Top: An Evening of Linda Smith's Favourite Things. In August 2006, Andy Hamilton presented a BBC Radio 4 tribute entitled Linda Smith: A Modern Radio Star. An anthology on CD, entitled I Think the Nurses Are Stealing My Clothes: The Very Best of Linda Smith, was released in November 2006 as was a book with the same name. A tribute show of the same name was aired on BBC Radio 4 on 10 November 2006. Smith's sell-out stage show Wrap Up Warm has been available on CD since November 2006.
Linda Smith was working on a third series of A Brief History of Timewasting before she became incapacitated by her illness. As a tribute the online radio station BBC 7 ran the previous two series, the first all on one day.
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- Linda Smith Wikiquotes
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- Linda Smith at the Internet Movie Database
- A Brief History of Timewasting BBC Radio 4
- Anarchist with attitude (interview) by Laurie Taylor New Humanist, 6 September 2004
- Radio comedian Linda Smith dies BBC News, 28 February 2006
- Obituary: Linda Smith BBC News, 28 February 2006
- Jeremy Hardy pays tribute BBC News, 28 February 2006
- Obituary by Mark Steel The Independent, 1 March 2006
- Obituary by Jeremy Hardy, containing many biographical details The Guardian, 1 March 2006
- News Quiz colleagues pay tribute The Guardian, 2 March 2006
- Linda Smith: God, the biggest joke of all The Independent, 2 March 2006
- President of the British Humanist Association, 2004 - 2006 British Humanist Association
- Linda Smith explores Auvergne & Corsica BBC Radio 4, 12 April 2005
- The Limited Power of Satire/Linda's Rise from Obscurity BBC Radio 4, The News Quiz, 7 September 2005
- Linda Smith has her eye on the Chairman's seat BBC Radio 4, The News Quiz, 6 February 2006
- Interview with Jenny Colgan, containing tribute BBC Radio 4, Woman's Hour, 1 March 2006