List of Everybody Hates Chris episodes

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The following is a list of episodes of the UPN/The CW sitcom Everybody Hates Chris. Each season contains 22 episodes. A total of 88 episodes were produced over the course of 4 seasons airing from September 22, 2005 to May 8, 2009.

All episode titles begin with the phrase "Everybody Hates....".

Series overview[edit]

Season Episodes Originally aired DVD release
1 22 September 22, 2005 – May 11, 2006 October 10, 2006
2 22 October 1, 2006 – May 14, 2007 October 9, 2007
3 22 October 1, 2007 – May 18, 2008 August 26, 2008
4 22 October 3, 2008 – May 8, 2009 August 18, 2009

Season 1 (2005/06)[edit]

Series # Season # Title Directed by Written by Original air date Prod. code
1 1 "Everybody Hates The Pilot" Reginald Hudlin Story by: Chris Rock & Ali LeRoi
Teleplay by: Ali LeRoi
September 22, 2005 101
Chris (Tyler James Williams) commutes to a predominately white school to fulfill his mother, Rochelle's (Tichina Arnold) wish for a better education, and also move out of the projects into a house. His schedule for this one school day is to go to school, buy lunch with money, come home from school on time to pick up his sibling Drew and Tonya and ensure that his father maintains a stable meal. Unfortunately, the day does not go as planned. Note: This episode does not end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
2 2 "Everybody Hates Keisha" Eric Laneuville Kriss Turner September 29, 2005 103
Chris tries to impress the girl of his dreams (Aree Davis) after she is hired to tutor Drew (Tequan Richmond), but his heart breaks when he discovers them kissing. Meanwhile, Julius becomes uncomfortable around Rochelle's new friend Sheila, due to being around the house all the time.
3 3 "Everybody Hates Basketball" Lev L. Spiro Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson October 6, 2005 104
Because he's black, Chris is recruited by the basketball team despite the fact he can't play. Things are made worse when the attention he gets from the school staff and other students hurts his friendship with Greg. Meanwhile, the family decides to rent their upstairs room, but Rochelle becomes increasingly suspicious of Mr. Tate, their new tenant.
4 4 "Everybody Hates Sausage" Lev L. Spiro Ali LeRoi October 13, 2005 102
Julius buys a crate of cheap sausage, and the family eats it at every meal, except for Tonya (Imani Hakim), who refuses to try it, forcing a standoff with her mother, and later that night, at dinner, Rochelle tries to force Tonya to eat her sausage with Chris, Drew, and Juilus blocking her.

Elsewhere, Chris gets three days of detention after a rumor by every kid in school about Chris getting into a fight with the school bully Joey Caruso and they are saying that Chris beat Caruso up. From one kid to another the rumor spreads and it ends up at the new principal. The kid says ["After Chris kicked his teeth out he said .'And I better not seeing you trying to smile."'] And Caruso beats up Chris every chance he gets. Caruso soon, throws a battery at Chris and Chris throws it back as Caruso stands very calmly and the battery breaks the school window, getting Chris in more detention. Caruso ends up in detention when he chases Chris in through the school. The gang of bullies start throwing batteries at Chris and gets caught by the principal.

Note: This episode does not end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
5 5 "Everybody Hates Fat Mike" Eric Laneuville Craig DiGregorio & Ali LeRoi October 20, 2005 105
Chris lets a neighborhood kid ride his bike, ignoring Julius's warning not to, and the kid takes off with it.

Elsewhere, Julius's coworkers go on strike, so he fills his free time with housework, much to Rochelle's dismay.

Absent: Vincent Martella as Greg Wuliger
6 6 "Everybody Hates Halloween" Eric Laneuville Rodney Barnes & Courtney Lilly October 27, 2005 106
Halloween starts out as a treat for Chris when an older girl invites him to a costume party, but Caruso has a trick for the teen—rotten eggs. Meanwhile, Julius buys cheap candy to hand out to the neighborhood kids. Chris wants to go to a Halloween party but is horrified when Rochelle tells him he has to take his siblings trick or treating.

Drew gets invited by Keisha to a Halloween party but is more excited about trick or treating. He gives the invite to Chris who is determined to go.

At school, Greg is dressed as Spock. Despite the principal's attempts at maintaining order, the school kids go crazy with eggs and toilet paper. The teachers along with Chris and Greg run for their lives.

Chris and Greg wait at the bus stop and are pleased that they have avoided all Halloween pranks. This pleasure is short-lived when Chris gets on the bus and is attacked with eggs from Caruso and his gang.

Rochelle is disgusted when she sees the state of Chris. Tonya lets it slip about the party. He asks Rochelle if he can go to the party and to his great surprise she agrees. He asks on Greg's advice, for a Prince costume. However he realizes that the eggs had disintegrated the address of the party.

Chris takes his brother and sister trick or treating. Meanwhile at home, Rochelle is disgusted that Julius brought cheap candy worth only $2. To make a good impression on the neighborhood, she goes out and buys $23 worth of candy much to Julius' horror.

While trick or treating Chris sees the local thug who is going to the party and agrees to take Chris. The kids get their candy stolen by the 'Pimp Candy'.

Chris gets ready in his Prince costume and not knowing the address or phone number leaves a fake one for Rochelle.

At the party his costume gets some weird looks. He asks Keisha to dance but she turns him down. Lisa dances with Chris out of pity, "I love pity!"

However Keisha's mom comes to see Rochelle upset that Keisha has gone to a party with older kids. Rochelle phones the number Chris left only for it to be answered by a alcohol store!

Chris blissfully returns home to find Rochelle waiting with a belt.

Note: There are bells ringing during the "Everybody Hates Chris" phrase at the end.
7 7 "Everybody Hates The Babysitter" Ken Whittingham Alyson Fouse November 3, 2005 107
Julius and Rochelle have a "date night" and hire a babysitter to watch the kids, but she has to leave to take care of a personal matter, so Chris must cover for her. Julius and Rochelle plan a romantic evening out and hire a babysitter, Yvette , to watch Chris, Drew and Tonya. However, Chris turns out to be more of a babysitter when Yvette (Erica Hubbard) continues to come and go from the apartment for some apparent errands. Meanwhile, the restaurant Julius and Rochelle are dining at is robbed and Rochelle knows who one of the robbers are. In the end, Chris tells the truth about the babysitter and Julius demands a refund from Yvette while Rochelle goes to beat her up for not babysitting them (not quite ending up in a bad way for Chris). Absent: Vincent Martella as Greg Wuliger
8 8 "Everybody Hates the Laundromat" Gina Prince-Bythewood Kriss Turner November 10, 2005 108
A tired Chris spends his Saturday morning with his siblings at a laundromat, and Tonya storms out after arguing with Chris.
9 9 "Everybody Hates Food Stamps" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi November 17, 2005 109
Julius finds $200 in food stamps, but Rochelle is too embarrassed to use them, so she dips into the family's spending money; Chris and Greg have a falling-out over a science project they are working on together.
10 10 "Everybody Hates Greg" Jerry Levine Howard Gewirtz November 24, 2005 110
Chris's friendship with Greg is jeopardized when they break the rules of Greg's house. Art: (Gary Basaraba).
11 11 "Everybody Hates Christmas" Dennie Gordon Alyson Fouse & Ali LeRoi December 15, 2005 111
Chris wants a portable cassette player for Christmas but his parents cannot afford to buy one.

At school, Chris brings in canned goods for the needy and is surprised to find out that the food is for him.

Note: At the end of the episode, the phrase "Everybody Hates Chris" is said with Salvation Army bells ringing.
12 12 "Everybody Hates Part Time Job" Tamra Davis Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson January 19, 2006 112
When Chris needs $50 to buy a leather jacket to look cool, Julius suggests he come to work delivering papers with him. Meanwhile, after their school is closed to be re-painted because of paint chips, Drew and Tonya engage in a game of "dares" which ends in tears when Tonya is taken to the hospital after being dared to drink a "hot-sauce shake", making Tonya sick in the stomach. After working with Julius for six months, Chris makes enough money for the leather jacket, however, when Chris bought the leather jacket in the summer with the money, he suddenly felt really hot and fainted afterwards, until the girls crowded Chris for everybody to see.
13 13 "Everybody Hates Picture Day" Linda Mendoza Story by: Aron Abrams,
Kevin A. Garnett & Gregory Thompson
Teleplay by: Kevin A. Garnett
February 2, 2006 113
As school picture day approaches, Chris wants to find the perfect outfit with his mother's help.

Rochelle then begins a job as a cosmetics saleswoman to earn extra money. On picture day however, Chris' clothes are stolen by Caruso, which causes him to take his pictures in other clothing, such as lost and found clothes and a drama set of clothes.

Drew steals Tonya's shoe in revenge of breaking his model car, and Tonya can't tell on him without getting in trouble for breaking Drew's model car.
14 14 "Everybody Hates Valentine's Day" Millicent Shelton Lance Crouther February 9, 2006 114
Caruso annoys Chris by leaving "I Hate You" cards in his locker.

Chris breaks up a fight between his "bus crush" (Raven Goodwin) and her boyfriend.

Greg gets his first girlfriend.

Rochelle and Julius attempt to control the many valentines both Tonya and Drew are receiving.
15 15 "Everybody Hates The Lottery" Malcolm D. Lee Rodney Barnes February 16, 2006 115
Chris tries to hold on to his fame as the best Asteroids player in the neighborhood. Meanwhile, Rochelle becomes mad because she runs out of chocolate turtles, and Julius tries to win the lottery for extra money. He gets a winning number and Chris ruins it by playing Asteroids and enraging his dad to beat him up.
16 16 "Everybody Hates The Gout" Jerry Levine Story by: Aeysha Carr & Ali LeRoi
Teleplay by: Ali LeRoi
March 3, 2006 119
While Julius has the gout, he discovers his passion for The Young and the Restless with his neighbor Sheila. Meanwhile, Chris lies to his parents when he earns an F in math, and gets a guy to forge Rochelle's signature. And when Rochelle finds out, she purposely embarrasses Chris in front of his classmates when he lied about his report card.
17 17 "Everybody Hates Funerals" Matt Shakman Alyson Fouse March 23, 2006 116
Chris' beloved grandfather (Jimmie Walker) dies from a unexpected heart attack while paying a visit, which causes Rochelle to act nice in a strange way as her extended family comes to town to pay their respects, and causing Chris to act like Rochelle. Eventually, Rochelle becomes fed up with her snotty mother (Loretta Devine) The Family and Rochelle's Brother Michael (Earthquake) gives her a piece of her mind. Note: Chris is reading a Black Panther comic book.
18 18 "Everybody Hates Corleone" Chris Rock Felicia D. Henderson April 13, 2006 121
Chris can no longer tolerate the constant bullying, even by a girl, Sydney (Brooke Mackenzie) and in order to attend his neighborhood middle school, Chris attempts to be expelled from Corleone in order to avoid his daily bullying. Meanwhile, Julius finds a new job that pays more than his previous two jobs combined. Unfortunately, no one can stand the smell, and soon Julius quits his new job for his family. Note: This episode doesn't end with "Everybody Hates Chris".
19 19 "Everybody Hates Drew" Jerry Levine Story by: Lance Crouther
Teleplay by: Aron Abrams & Gregory Thompson
April 20, 2006 118
Frustrated at Drew being superior, Chris takes karate and uses a move taught by his karate teacher and purposely breaks Drew's hand in a fight which backfires on him with Drew being able to do more with one hand then two hands. Meanwhile, Tonya goes to the Beautician and discovers the fun of gossiping, in which Tonya starts gossiping to the women in the beauty shop since Rochelle did not say Tonya cannot gossip to the girls.
20 20 "Everybody Hates Playboy" Lev L. Spiro Chuck Sklar April 27, 2006 117
Chris steals his father's Playboy magazine from his toolbox while getting crazy glue to fix the table and brings it to school, where it soon gets confiscated by the vice principal. When Julius discovers that it is missing, he desperately tries to get it back, so Rochelle does not know Julius has been looking in those magazines so she could use it against him. Meanwhile, Tonya discovers Drew's Arachnophobia, and uses it to scare him, but when Drew retaliates with her fear of clowns, he gets in trouble.
21 21 "Everybody Hates Jail" Jeff Melman Andrew Orenstein May 4, 2006 120
Chris gets tips on raising the most money for a field trip to Washington, D.C. in the school cookie-selling competition from neighborhood crooks, which is saying they fell out of a truck this morning, which gets him in trouble with the police. Meanwhile, Julius' plan to see Dreamgirls with Rochelle on their wedding anniversary is thwarted when Tonya and Drew catch chickenpox. Features a cameo by Stephen King as a man who steals a box of cookies from Chris.
22 22 "Everybody Hates Father's Day" Ali LeRoi Rodney Barnes & Ali LeRoi May 11, 2006 122
Chris goes looking for the perfect Father's Day gift for his father. However, all Julius wants is to spend the day alone, which upsets Rochelle.

Season 2 (2006/07)[edit]

Series # Season # Title Directed by Written by Original air date Prod. code
23 1 "Everybody Hates Rejection" Ken Whittingham Andrew Orenstein October 1, 2006 202
When Keisha moves away, Chris prepares for his first date with a new girl from the neighborhood. Meanwhile, a nosy new neighbor (Whoopi Goldberg) moves in next door and pressures Rochelle to organize a neighborhood watch patrol. After volunteering to be a crossing guard, Drew has girls all over him. Chris meets Tasha Clarkson (Paige Hurd).
24 2 "Everybody Hates the Class President (Part 1)" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi October 8, 2006 201
Chris runs for eighth-grade class president against Caruso. Meanwhile, Julius learns he has high blood pressure and tries to reduce the amount of stress in his life. Tonya wants Drew to teach her how to Moonwalk like Billy Ocean.
25 3 "Everybody Hates Elections (Part 2)" Ali LeRoi Ali LeRoi October 16, 2006 203
In order to win votes for class president, Chris tries to write a campaign speech. Meanwhile, Rochelle rents out the upstairs apartment to a funeral director (Ernest Thomas) with a long list of lady friends. Drew finds money that his mother lost and spends it.
26 4 "Everybody Hates a Liar" Jerry Levine Adrienne Carter October 23, 2006 204
Chris makes everybody think that he is going out with Tasha. Meanwhile, Julius wants to get something fun with his trading stamps, but Rochelle wants a new refrigerator.
27 5 "Everybody Hates Malvo" Debbie Allen Alyson Fouse October 30, 2006 206
Chris gets robbed by Malvo, a local thug, after Doc lets him work the cash register at the corner store, and he fears the thief will kill him if he snitches. Meanwhile, after buying a Betamax, Julius gets angry when Tonya tapes over his Young and the Restless and refuses to apologize to her after Rochelle tells him he hurt Tonya's feelings. But; in the end, Tonya told Julius, who finished apologizing to Tonya about the Betamax that the Young and the Restless is for women which Julius told her about soap TV shows for women in the future.
28 6 "Everybody Hates the Buddy System" Ken Whittingham Ali LeRoi November 6, 2006 207
The new school principal, Mr. Edwards (Jason Alexander) teams Chris with Caruso on a field trip in hope that the two will bond. Meanwhile, Tonya loses one of Rochelle's hoop earrings after being told she cannot wear them. Julius tries to buy a Wayne Gretzky jersey for Drew.
29 7 "Everybody Hates Promises" Millicent Shelton Chuck Sklar November 13, 2006 205
Students want to impeach Chris as class president after he fails to deliver on his campaign promises. Meanwhile, Rochelle's never-do-well brother, Michael, visits after their mother kicks him out of her house, and asks if he can stay. Rochelle agrees, but Julius ("Big Man") is not happy about it.
30 8 "Everybody Hates Thanksgiving" Matt Shakman Alyson Fouse November 20, 2006 208
Julius wakes up the family at 5 A.M. in order to create a fantastic Thanksgiving meal to impress his younger brother, Louis (Wayne Brady). When Chris spoils his family's favorite Thanksgiving tradition, Mac N' Cheese, Chris's boss Doc shows him how to make it from something different. This episode is a spoof of the TV series, 24.
31 9 "Everybody Hates Superstition" Debbie Allen Adam Lorenzo November 27, 2006 211
Things start going Chris's way at home and at school after he wears his dad's lucky socks; Drew prepares to sing in a school talent show, even though he cannot carry a tune. In the meantime, Julius and Rochelle have a plan to end Tonya and Drew's greedy behavior.
32 10 "Everybody Hates Kris" Victor Nelli, Jr. Adrienne Carter December 11, 2006 209
Julius works as a department store Santa and Chris is one of his elves, but Julius frightens the kids when they ask for expensive gifts, which results in his firing, and Chris gets so sick he has to be hospitalized. While in the hospital, he meets a mysterious man named Kris (Richard Lewis), who helps him see how blessed he really is.
33 11 "Everybody Hates Eggs" Jerry Levine Lisa Parsons January 22, 2007 210
Chris must care for an egg like it is a baby for a week as part of a social-studies project on parenting, but when Rochelle finds out that Chris was going to keep it in the refrigerator for the week, Chris finds out being a parent isn't as easy as it sounds; Tonya is afraid to sleep because Drew told her werewolves will come out in the dark, which explains the reason why the electric bill is $25.83 more than usual; Julius tries to find ways to lower the electric bill. Caruso puts Chris's egg on a chair, and Chris accidentally sits on it when he is about to be called up in class.
34 12 "Everybody Hates Hall Monitors" Arlene Sanford Aeysha Carr January 29, 2007 212
Chris becomes a hall monitor at school to get some respect, but no one takes him seriously. Meanwhile, Julius grows weary of Rochelle complaining about her new job. Tonya gets frustrated because her girlfriends spend more time with Drew than with her.
35 13 "Everybody Hates Snow Day" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi & Andrew Orenstein February 5, 2007 213
Chris is the only one that shows up when Corleone is closed for a snow day and has to stay with Principal Edwards until they can get in touch with his parents. Meanwhile, when he realizes his son is not around, Julius comes to find him. Rochelle gets robbed on the subway.
36 14 "Everybody Hates the Substitute" Millicent Shelton Andrew Orenstein February 12, 2007 214
After Ms. Morello goes to Africa, Chris is excited to get a black substitute teacher (Orlando Jones), but his enthusiasm quickly turns to dread when the substitute pressures him to get an A. Meanwhile, Julius gets frustrated with Mr. Omar because he keeps borrowing his phone. Tonya keeps getting Drew in trouble by telling Rochelle that he hit her.
37 15 "Everybody Hates Cutting School" Keith Truesdell Story by: Kevin A. Garnett &
Andrew Orenstein
Teleplay by: Andrew Orenstein
February 19, 2007 218
When Ms. Morello is away for the day, Chris and Greg cut school so they can see Ghostbusters and end up getting busted. Meanwhile, Rochelle embarrasses Tonya and Drew when she helps out at their school's book fair, and Julius spends a frustrating day trying to get his driver's license renewed at the DMV.
38 16 "Everybody Hates Chain Snatching" Lev L. Spiro Rodney Barnes February 26, 2007 215
Malvo demands Chris steal a gold chain for him when he warns someone Malvo was about to steal one and threatens a beating if Chris does not comply. Tonya tries to win tickets to a Billy Ocean concert from a radio station, but after some trial-and-error and some help with Drew, she gets the tickets. And Julius is keeping a credit card secret from Rochelle when she finds out, but she finds out he had a credit card to get her something special: Her wedding ring (With Chris narrating for the first time, Julius got Rochelle to shut up).
39 17 "Everybody Hates DJ's" Jerry Levine Rodney Barnes March 19, 2007 217
Chris becomes a DJ after the neighborhood DJ, Hilly Hill (DJ Quik), is arrested and, in doing so, has a problem when he scratches his mother's James Brown album. Meanwhile, Julius takes Drew to a magic show and passes out when he sees a rabbit. The episode ends by repeating "Everybody" like a scratched record in "Everybody Hates Chris".
40 18 "Everybody Hates Baseball" Ali LeRoi Chuck Sklar March 26, 2007 219
Chris must decide whether he wants to go to a Mets game with his father and brother or to go see Back to the Future with Tasha. Meanwhile, Rochelle's slacker brother asks her hairdresser, Vanessa (Jackée Harry), out on a date, and Rochelle tries to talk her out of going. Rochelle forgets to mail Tonya's letter to the Billy Ocean fan club. Note: This is one of only two episodes featuring a voice-over done by someone other than Chris, the second being in the episode "Everybody Hates Mother's Day".
41 19 "Everybody Hates Gambling" Jason Alexander Aeysha Carr April 23, 2007 216
Chris wins a lot of money for Doc by correctly predicting upsets in pro basketball games—until the neighborhood bookie, Paulie (Vincent Pastore), threatens him. Back at home, Tonya gets tips from Julius on how to beat Drew in checkers. Julius gets behind Rochelle's back to bet on an upcoming basketball game—not realizing it is his son, "Chrissy the Black," who is calling the shots.
42 20 "Everybody Hates Dirty Jokes" Keith Truesdell Matthew Claybrooks April 30, 2007 220
Chris starts telling dirty jokes at school after he secretly listens to his parents' Redd Foxx album. Meanwhile, Rochelle tries to set up a blind date for her mom, Maxine (Loretta Devine); and Drew is pestered by a girl who keeps telling friends that he kissed her.
43 21 "Everybody Hates Math" Ken Whittingham Devon Shepard May 7, 2007 221
Chris has trouble learning algebra, so Rochelle tries to teach him. But when he has problems with her, he goes to his grandmother, a former algebra teacher herself, for help. Meanwhile, Julius gets Risky a job helping him deliver newspapers. Drew breaks his dad's chair, but Tonya takes the blame and then makes Drew wait on her hand and foot.
44 22 "Everybody Hates the Last Day" Kelsey Grammer Rodney Barnes May 14, 2007 222
It is the last day of school, and Chris wants revenge on Caruso for making his life miserable. He puts cat food in the heating ducts and everywhere around the school causing Caruso to get blamed due to his love for cats. Meanwhile, Julius tries to fix Mr. Omar's clogged drain, but only makes things worse and gets reported to the housing authority. Drew teases Tonya causing his graduation to nearly end in disaster when Tonya throws an ice cream sundae on his cap and gown in retaliation. To make matters worse, Rochelle told him to not wear it until the graduation. In the end, Rochelle fixes the cap and gown with a pair of scissors and a well placed scarf.

Season 3 (2007/08)[edit]

Series # Season # Title Directed by Written by Original air date Prod. code
45 1 "Everybody Hates the Guidance Counselor" Keith Truesdell Ali LeRoi October 1, 2007 301
Chris fails an assessment test and is sent to the guidance counselor (series co-creator Chris Rock), who doesn't have a clue how to help Chris. Back at home, Julius tries to find a way out of buying the kids new school clothes.
46 2 "Everybody Hates Caruso" Jerry Levine Andrew Orenstein October 8, 2007 303
Caruso gets beat up by a kid he picked on and abdicates his role as school bully. Unfortunately, the situation makes life even more troublesome for Chris, because his fellow students are vying for Caruso's old post, by picking on him. Back at home, Julius takes on extra work while he is supposed to be on vacation and tries to hide it from Rochelle.
47 3 "Everybody Hates Driving" Debbie Allen Chuck Sklar October 15, 2007 305
Julius asks Chris to move the family car across the street, but Chris ends up driving it to school even though he doesn't have a license in order to impress a girl. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes to traffic court to argue about a speeding ticket.
48 4 "Everybody Hates Blackie" Victor Nelli, Jr. Adrienne Carter October 22, 2007 304
Chris is allowed to get a dog, which Julius names Blackie, after a burglary at his home but unlike him, Julius wants it to be a guard dog, not a pet. Meanwhile, because the TV has been stolen, Tonya and Drew decide to entertain themselves by making prank calls. The singing at the end is in Spanish, since Blackie responds to Spanish. Note: At the end of this episode, the phrase "Everybody Hates Chris" is said in Spanish.
49 5 "Everybody Hates the Bachelor Pad" Jerry Levine Alyson Fouse October 29, 2007 302
Chris is left alone in Mr. Omar's apartment when his family comes down with the flu and Mr. Omar, who's supposed to look after him until the family recovers, leaves him for a widowed woman. Tonya lies about being sick to avoid failing a quiz she forgot to study for. Greg then suggests he invite Tasha over for some alone time watching Richard Pryor, but the moment gets ruined when more people come to watch as well. Even though Chris puts his whole family in a coma, Rochelle catches Chris and Tonya in a middle of the party.
50 6 "Everybody Hates Bed-Stuy" Debbie Allen Rodney Barnes November 5, 2007 306
Chris makes up a story about a serial killer that causes a panic in the community after joining the writing staff for the school newspaper, as his skills as a writer don't go down well. Meanwhile, Rochelle campaigns for Lamar Johnson, a slick city councilman, much to Julius' dismay.
51 7 "Everybody Hates Houseguests" Keith Truesdell Frank Sebastiano November 12, 2007 307
With his dad out of town, Greg comes to stay at Chris' house and gets special treatment from Rochelle, which upsets Chris. Meanwhile, Julius gets a job as a cab driver and takes a passenger named Eddie (Tommy Davidson) on a road trip to Las Vegas for $1000 despite his initial reluctance to do so. Unfortunately, Eddie is a bank robber.
52 8 "Everybody Hates Minimum Wage" Debbie Allen Aeysha Carr November 19, 2007 308
Chris quits his job at Doc's store and gets another job at a Chinese restaurant called Hoo's Hunan because he isn't getting paid minimum wage; Rochelle becomes a hair model for an upcoming hair show. Meanwhile, Julius visits Drew's school in order to find out why he's failing history tests and Greg tries to find the courage to talk to a girl.
53 9 "Everybody Hates the New Kid" Ted Wass Alyson Fouse November 26, 2007 309
Chris is happy when another black kid named Albert arrives at his school, but Greg worries that Chris will forget about him. Although Chris and Albert are friends, Chris doesn't realize that Albert is different from what he thought. Meanwhile, Rochelle gets an unexpected tax refund and goes on a shopping spree, but Julius is concerned that the IRS will come and take back the extra cash.
54 10 "Everybody Hates Kwanzaa" Eyal Gordin Adrienne Carter December 10, 2007 310
For a school assignment, Chris must help Kill Moves find his estranged mother (Phylicia Rashād). Meanwhile, Julius decides it's cheaper to celebrate Kwanzaa than Christmas.
55 11 "Everybody Hates the Port Authority" Ali LeRoi Ali LeRoi March 2, 2008 313
Chris and his family decide to take a trip down South to attend the funeral of Julius' distant relative. Unfortunately, while waiting for the bus at Port Authority, Chris and Julius get sucked into playing Three-card Monte and are too afraid to tell Rochelle that they lost all their money.
56 12 "Everybody Hates Bad Boys" Ali LeRoi Aeysha Carr March 9, 2008 311
Chris adapts from a 'nice guy' into a 'bad boy' when he discovers Tasha likes bad boys, while Julius wins a free meal with his family at a fancy restaurant called Domaine et Mer after he wins employee of the month but it comes with unexpected restrictions.
57 13 "Everybody Hates the First Kiss" Jerry Levine Aeysha Carr March 16, 2008 312
After finding out that Tasha is going to "spin the bottle" parties, Chris is determined to get an invitation to the next party so he can finally experience his first kiss. When Rochelle runs into an old boyfriend while the family is out to dinner, Julius becomes extremely jealous and asks Tonya to spy on her mother and find out whether she still has feelings for her ex. Mr. Omar borrows five dollars from Drew, not realizing that Drew is deadly serious about getting his money back.
58 14 "Everybody Hates Easter" Jerry Levine Alyson Fouse March 23, 2008 314
When Tasha breaks up with her boyfriend, Chris is more than happy to step in and serve as her escort for the Easter Pageant, but first he has to figure out how to be in two places at the same time without his mother finding out. Rochelle is confident that she'll win the Easter Pageant Hat-Off competition for the fourth year in a row, but she definitely has to up her game after finding out that the church's newest member intends to take away her title. Julius pretends that he has to work on Easter so that he can stay home and watch baseball.
59 15 "Everybody Hates Gretzky" Jerry Levine Andrew Orenstein March 30, 2008 317
In an attempt to keep his younger brother, Drew, out of further trouble, Chris reluctantly agrees to skip school and accompany Drew on a mission to find his idol, hockey great Wayne Gretzky. Also, Tonya was supposed to go on a school trip to Philadelphia, which was unsuccessful as Julius couldn't afford to take her.
60 16 "Everybody Hates the BFD" Jerry Levine Alessia Costantini April 6, 2008 315
Chris is so desperate to raise the funds to go to a Run–D.M.C. concert that he jumps at the chance to participate in Mr. Omar's Black Funeral Directors' (BFD) scholarship fund. Meanwhile, when Rochelle injures her arm, she quickly realizes that the longer she's out of commission, the longer she can avoid taking care of Julius and the family.
61 17 "Everybody Hates Ex-Cons" Debbie Allen Rodney Barnes April 13, 2008 316
Chris attempts to help Malvo, a career criminal who was recently released from jail, turn his life around by going back to high school. Rochelle is alarmed by the parenting skills of one of Tonya's friend's parents (guest star Shar Jackson) and decides to share her wealth of knowledge. A die-hard Dodgers fan, Julius feels betrayed when Drew decides he's a fan of the Mets.
62 18 "Everybody Hates Earth Day" Jerry Levine Adam Lorenzo April 20, 2008 318
Chris must come up with a school project for Earth Day, so he decides to collect cans, believing it will be an easy task and something Julius can help him accomplish. When Rochelle is called to school to discuss Tonya's inappropriate behavior, it quickly becomes obvious to Rochelle that it's a case of the apple not falling far from the tree.
63 19 "Everybody Hates Being Cool" Ken Whittingham Rodney Barnes April 27, 2008 319
On a mission to become one of the "cool" kids, Chris is caught with cigarettes and suspended from school. Of course, Tonya intercepts the call from Chris' school letting his parents know he has been suspended and decides to blackmail him. Meanwhile, in an effort to get even with Julius for keeping a coat given to him by his ex-girlfriend, Rochelle decides to parade around the neighborhood in inappropriate clothing.
64 20 "Everybody Hates the Ninth-Grade Dance" Ken Whittingham Ali LeRoi May 3, 2008 320
When Chris is the only boy without a date for the ninth-grade dance, Greg suggests he ask out Carrie but when he does, word spreads of the inter-racial couple. Meanwhile, Tonya pesters her parents about taking ballet lessons. Tony Rock, the inspiration for Drew, guest stars as entrepreneurial Uncle Ryan.
65 21 "Everybody Hates Mother's Day" Keith Truesdell Jason M. Palmer May 11, 2008 321
When Chris attempts to buy Rochelle expensive perfume as a Mother's Day gift from a store, he discovers he cannot afford it and buys a knock-off from Risky. However, Rochelle breaks out in hives and takes Chris to the store she believes he bought it from. Note: This is the second of only two episodes featuring a voice-over done by someone other than Chris.
66 22 "Everybody Hates Graduation" Jason Alexander Chuck Sklar May 18, 2008 322
Chris' joy at graduating to junior high school is short-lived when he finds out Greg is going to a different school next year, so he needs enough money to go to Greg's school. Meanwhile, Rochelle volunteers Drew to be Tonya's partner in "Swan Lake" after her partner suffers an ankle injury.

Season 4 (2008/09)[edit]

Series # Season # Title Directed by Written by Original air date Prod. code
67 1 "Everybody Hates Tattaglia" Jerry Levine Ali LeRoi October 3, 2008 401
Chris enters high school and is placed in an all-white homeroom with a rather jerky teacher. Meanwhile, Tonya starts working with Rochelle at the local beauty parlor, where her blunt honesty gets her into trouble with customers by telling somebody had a giant mole.
68 2 "Everybody Hates Cake" Keith Truesdell Adrienne Carter October 10, 2008 402
Chris is asked to tutor an androgynous classmate named Angel (pronounced in spanish as An-hel) (Hector Garcia), so he can get the attention of another student. When Mr. Omar goes away for a week, he asks Drew and Tonya to watch after his goldfish. Meanwhile Tasha's ex-con mother, Peaches (Tisha Campbell-Martin) asks Rochelle for help to turn her life around. In the end, Greg is kicked out of the Bronx Academy of Science, and becomes a nerd again. Note: This episode reunites Tisha Campbell-Martin and Tichina Arnold, who both starred in the sitcom Martin. Also, this is the only episode in the series which at the end, the theme song says "Everybody hates Chris, and Greg".
69 3 "Everybody Hates Homecoming" Jerry Levine Frank Sabastiano October 17, 2008 403
Chris is thrilled when Jenise Huckstable (Tristin Mays) asks him to the homecoming dance. His nerves begin to get the better of him when Jenise tells him that her father Dr. Clint Huckstable (Orlando Jones) and mother Blair Huxtable (Devika Parikh) want to meet him before the dance, but Rochelle disapproves and makes Chris stand Jenise up, which she and Tonya meet Jenise and Clint, and Rochelle is relieved the situation is over. Drew tries to get Doc to feng shui the store when he takes over Chris' hours. A boy tries to seduce Tonya, which makes James jealous.

Special guest stars: Orlando Jones as Clint Huckstable, Devika Parikh as Blair Huckstable and Tristin Mays as Jenise Huckstable

Note: The Huckstables are a spoof of the Huxtables in The Cosby Show. Similarities include the name, professions of the parents, the sweaters, the living room set, and the "studio audience". This also second time Orlando Jones guest starred in the series.
70 4 "Everybody Hates the English Teacher" Seith Mann Rodney Barnes October 24, 2008 404
Julius and Rochelle raise Mr. Omar's rent, and Mr. Omar demands that they bring the apartment up to code, as a result, he stays with the family until the repairs are done, and passes the time by playing blackjack with Drew and Tonya, but it takes a turn for the worse when Mr. Omar uses real money. Chris is assigned to do a book report on Ralph Ellison's Invisible Man, but decides to watch the movie with the same name title, and Greg fakes the news that the movie that Chris watched has nothing to do with the book itself.
71 5 "Everybody Hates My Man" Jerry Levine Warren Hutcherson October 31, 2008 405
In order to be allowed to hang out with the cool kids, Chris decides to help the football team with homework. Meanwhile, Julius begins work collecting dead bodies for Mr. Omar's funeral home.
72 6 "Everybody Hates Doc's" Lev L. Spiro Luisa Leschin November 7, 2008 406
Doc's new girlfriend, Stacy (Robin Givens), makes Chris' life complicated, so he decides that she and Doc should break up. Meanwhile, a bra in Julius' sock drawer makes Rochelle unhappy; however, what she doesn't know is that Tonya hid it there.
73 7 "Everybody Hates Snitches" Anton Cropper Jason M. Palmer November 14, 2008 407
Chris witnesses a shooting outside a movie theater when he is supposed to be babysitting Drew and Tonya while his parents are at a Broadway musical for their anniversary; however, when Julius accidentally hits one of the performers, he and Rochelle get thrown out. Note: Julius and Rochelle went to go see a Broadway show called "Showdogs" for their anniversary. The show was a spoof of Andrew Lloyd Webber's "Cats".
74 8 "Everybody Hates Big Bird" Ted Wass Adam Lorenzo November 21, 2008 408
Chris agrees to go on a date with "Big Bird", the dorkiest girl in school, but only to spare her feelings. Meanwhile, Rochelle hopes for the Jets to win the big football game, whereas Julius bets on the Giants.
75 9 "Everybody Hates James" Jerry Levine Luisa Leschin November 28, 2008 409
Julius takes marriage advice by watching The Oprah Winfrey Show, but Rochelle misreads his new attitude and believes him to be having an affair. Meanwhile, Chris volunteers for a Big Brother program, only to learn the identity of his "little brother".
76 10 "Everybody Hates New Year's Eve" Ted Wass Warren Hutcherson December 12, 2008 410
Chris wants to spend New Year's Eve in Times Square but cannot go unless he finds a responsible adult to accompany him, and the only available chaperones are the ex-cons Peaches and Malvo. Meanwhile, Julius becomes a local hero when he stops a man from jumping off the George Washington Bridge and Drew and Tonya make a bet to see who can stay up the longest.
77 11 "Everybody Hates Mr. Levine" Oz Scott Ali LeRoi January 9, 2009 411
Upon learning that she is actually a year younger than she thought, Rochelle adopts a youthful attitude while Chris receives help from a complete stranger named Stan Levine (Steve Landesberg) during a city-wide blackout and tries to repay him by helping him meet new friends. Meanwhile, Greg tries to create a new identity apart from his friendship with Chris.
78 12 "Everybody Hates Varsity Jackets" Jerry Levine Adrienne Carter January 16, 2009 412
Chris and Greg want varsity jackets to impress girls, so they join the wrestling team. Meanwhile, Rochelle goes on a diet by drinking a weight-loss beverage and Julius tries to persuade everyone else to join the diet because it's cheaper than buying groceries. Drew starts an all-girls band and reluctantly lets Tonya join the group.
79 13 "Everybody Hates Fake IDs" Debbie Allen Rodney Barnes January 23, 2009 413
Chris and Greg try to obtain fake IDs in order to attend an age-restricted Fat Boys concert. Meanwhile, Rochelle plans a surprise party for Julius and Drew tries to return a faulty pair of X-ray glasses he received through the mail.
Note: On this episode, a variation of the end chorus was sung ("Everybody Hates Gene") instead of "Everybody Hates Chris", because of Chris' fake name on the ID.
80 14 "Everybody Hates PSATs" Keith Truesdell Frank Sebastiano January 30, 2009 414
Chris' efforts to study for a college-entrance exam get sidelined by Rochelle's plans for the family to attend a social event. Meanwhile, Julius wins a contest for a new TV, but soon discovers a hidden catch.
81 15 "Everybody Hates Boxing" Ken Whittingham Adam Lorenzo February 6, 2009 415
In order to defend himself against Caruso, Chris takes up boxing after Coach Thurman suggests he do so. Meanwhile, Julius suspects Rochelle of adultery after he discovers a phone bill with several late-night calls on it and an attractive neighbor flirts with him.
82 16 "Everybody Hates Lasagna" Debbie Allen Alison McDonald March 13, 2009 416
Chris reluctantly agrees to hold onto a stash of marijuana for a criminal on the run, but he finds it difficult to find an appropriate hiding place that won't get him in trouble, only to end up baking it in his lasagna for his cooking class. Meanwhile, Vanessa insists that Rochelle learn the beauty salon's new computer system, enlisting the help of Peaches which does not sit well with Rochelle.
83 17 "Everybody Hates Spring Break" Jerry Levine Shawn Thomas March 20, 2009 421
Chris test-drives a car and accidentally hits Greg, who suffers a broken leg and ends up in the hospital. Rochelle cancels her beach vacation plans to care for Greg for a week since his parents are out of town, leaving Julius to entertain Drew and Tonya at the shore where it rains every day. Chris and Greg lie and say someone else hit him who wasn't supposed to be driving. Eventually, Rochelle finds out the truth that Chris hit Greg, as Greg and Chris were talking about it in the kitchen and Chris says it isn't a big deal until Chris is put in jail by Rochelle.
84 18 "Everybody Hates the Car" Millicent Shelton Jason M. Palmer March 27, 2009 418
Chris gets a driver's license and buys a car, which is quickly stolen and vandalized, but then he realizes that having ownership of a car is a huge responsibility, and while selling his car for $10, Chris realizes that money was in his trunk. Meanwhile, Rochelle discovers Julius' hidden racing form while searching for her secret cigarette stash and Julius finds Drew's naked lady pen while searching for his racing form.
85 19 "Everybody Hates Back Talk" Lev L. Spiro Kristi Korzec April 3, 2009 419
Chris takes a stand against Rochelle's strict rules and refuses to do his household chores as he has to clean up after his siblings, while they watch television, causing her to tell Julius that her son is disrespecting her as Juilus talks with Chris, but Chris still says "no", as when Chris and Rochelle get in a fight over Chris, not owning anything in the kitchen as Chris is making breakfast, causing Chris to get angry and leaving the house as Rochelle tells Chris to go live in the Statue of Liberty as Julius brings Chris as he went to the hair salon back home, Chris and Rochelle both apologize and hug, but then Julius tells Chris to clean the table. Meanwhile, Mr. Omar believes he is dying, so he blurts out whatever is on his mind.
86 20 "Everybody Hates Tasha" Debbie Allen Adrienne Carter April 24, 2009 420
Chris asks Tasha to be his girlfriend and is shocked when she agrees. But he soon learns that having a girlfriend means sacrificing most of his free time. Meanwhile, Rochelle finds out that Julius was married once before. Matters are further complicated she realizes he isn't yet legally divorced from the first wife.
87 21 "Everybody Hates Bomb Threats" Keith Truesdell Sarah Jane Cunningham &
Suzie V. Freeman
May 1, 2009 417
Chris calls in a bomb threat to school so he can delay his William Henry Harrison's inauguration speech that he must give in history class as a punishment for disrupting it with his "yo momma" jokes, but he finds out he just had to memorize it as Chris follows his homeroom teacher around, even on the phone to say the whole speech to him. Meanwhile, Rochelle starts having problems of her own after a disgruntled customer named Tallulah Lafitte (Vanessa A. Williams) puts a voodoo hex on her; only if she gives Tallulah a refund can the hex be undone. While watching the news, it seems that a school was blown up right after Chris had called in the bomb threat.
88 22 "Everybody Hates the G.E.D." Ali LeRoi Story by: Adam Lorenzo
Teleplay by: Don Reo
May 8, 2009 422
Chris is told that if he is late to school one more time, he will have to repeat the tenth grade. This happens the next day, so he decides to drop out of school and get a job. At first Rochelle and Julius are against the idea, but they decide to support him. Chris takes the G.E.D. test, and if he passes he will be able to get a job. Meanwhile, Drew wants to perform at the Apollo for amateur night, but later realizes he doesn't have talent as all he does is bang drumsticks on a bucket with a talented dancing girl and Tanya is graduating from the sixth grade. In the last scene, Rochelle, Drew and Tanya meet Chris at a diner and are waiting for Julius, The episode ends with the entire family sitting around a restaurant table, listening to and singing along with Bon Jovi's "Livin' on a Prayer", and eating fried crests. Julius brings the G.E.D. results and the last thing said is Chris asking, "What's it say?". The scene then blacks out, ending the episode. This is the second episode that does not end with the familiar lyric "Everybody Hates Chris". The first one would be "Everbody Hates the Pilot." Note: The ending is a spoof of The Sopranos series finale. When Julius parks his truck, there is a camera close-up of the 735 painted on his truck. This suggests Chris's G.E.D. score, which would be passing as the test is scored out of 800.