List of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes

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This is a list of Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide episodes in chronological order. The series originally aired from 2004 to 2007 on Nickelodeon. It ran in reruns on the channel until 2008. It briefly returned to the channel in Fall 2012. The series can now only be found on Nickelodeon's sister channel TeenNick, where it started airing in 2008, and is aired on a daily basis.

Series overview[edit]

Season Episodes Originally aired
Season premiere Season finale
1 13 September 7, 2004 February 18, 2005
2 20 October 2, 2005 June 3, 2006
3 22 September 24, 2006 June 8, 2007

Season 0 (2003–04)[edit]

The pilot episodes featured “Boogie” (rather than Cookie), played by Stephen Markarian, who was on the show as Albert Wormenheimer. However, the character was recast and the role of Cookie was given to Daniel Curtis Lee, to show racial diversity in the school. After these episodes were created, production was stopped until the next year. The pilot was a success, so it was picked up for a 13-episode season in the 2004/05 television season.

  • Pilot (aired on September 7, 2003)
  • Ned's Locker (aired in 2004)

Season 1 (2004–05)[edit]

This season follows Ned and his friends through the first semester of seventh grade.

Episode # # in Season Episode Name Original U.S. Air Date Production Code Summary
1 1 The First Day & Lockers September 12, 2004 101 Moze wants to take a different elective than the guys to make new girl friends, but Ned refuses to let it happen; Cookie wears a heavy winter coat on the first day.

Ned gets a locker next to Timmy Toot-Toot and searches for a new one; Moze competes with Suzie to have the best locker in the school; Cookie's locker is far away from gym class and must go to great lengths to avoid being late.

2 2 Bathrooms & Project Partners September 19, 2004 102 Ned tries to find the girl who kissed his name on the "hottie list" in the girl's bathroom; The Huge Crew takes over the girl's bathroom; Cookie accidentally runs into the girl's bathroom.

Moze chooses Seth to be her project partner, but Seth refuses to do work; Loomer steals Ned and Cookie's baby for life science class.

3 3 Detention & Teachers September 26, 2004 103 Cookie, Ned and Moze all get detention from throwing a paper airplane on accident, where they are at risk from older students.

Ned tries to get a better grade in science by becoming the teacher's pet; Moze's math class goes wild when they get a student teacher prompting her to help him.

4 4 Seating & Tryouts October 3, 2004 104 Ned tries to sit at the cool table at lunch; Moze sits up front, and does well in class; Cookie devises a plan to get the biggest bounce on the back seat of the bus.

Ned tries out for basketball; Moze tries out for everything to compete with Suzie; Cookie tries out for cheerleading.

5 5 Crushes & Dances October 10, 2004 105 Ned tries to ask Suzie to the dance; Moze avoids Coconut Head, who she thinks wants to ask her to the dance; Cookie creates a perfect match program, but he can't get it to match him with the girl he wants.

Ned plans to dance with Suzie Crabgrass but is blocked by her relationship with Seth; Cookie gets a supermodel to come to the dance, but their time is interrupted by a Siberian Husky.

6 6 Sick Days & Spelling Bees October 17, 2004 106 Ned must avoid getting sick when a special guest (and his hero) visits the school; Moze tries to get sick to get out of speaking to the class; Cookie avoids being caught by the nurse to keep his perfect attendance record.

Ned tries to help Cookie win a spelling bee to stop the 'Killer Bees', a trio of students bent on winning.

7 7 Rumors & Photo Days November 7, 2004 107 A rumor spreads that Ned and Moze are dating; Cookie and Gordy attempt to pull off the "Atomic Flush."

Ned helps Moze learn how to smile for her school photo; Cookie looks for someone to take his perfect photo.

8 8 Talent Shows & Elections November 28, 2004 108 Ned, Moze, and Cookie organize an alternative talent show that is not boring.

Ned is nominated for president.

9 9 Computer Labs & Backpacks January 2, 2005 109 Ned and Moze attempt to finish their class projects, but their roughhousing gets them banned from the computer lab; Cookie's computer system breaks down and he lives life without computers.

Ned gets a new backpack from Backpack Boy; Moze desperately looks for her backpack, which has her diary in it; Cookie invents the "body pack."

10 10 Notes & Best Friends January 9, 2005 110 Ned gets caught passing notes in class by Bitsy; Cookie gets notes from Le Forger, which allows him to get away with anything.

Ned and Cookie's friendship falters when Cookie joins the Killer Bees; Moze tries to make friends with the Huge Crew.

11 11 Daydreaming & Gym February 5, 2005 111 Ned daydreams for the answer to a science riddle.

Moze and Ned face off in martial arts class; Cookie refuses to get sweaty, so he gets Seth to do his work for him.

12 12 Cheaters & Bullies February 12, 2005 112 Ned must cram for the biggest test of the year; Moze tries to stop Bitsy from cheating on her; Cookie is forced to take a test without technology.

Ned and Cookie get bullied by Loomer, so they try to get him kicked out of school; Moze starts a peer mediation program.

13 13 Emergency Drills & The Late Bus February 19, 2005 113 Emergency drills interfere with Ned's attempts to ask Suzie out; Moze is worried about a pimple on her face; Cookie digs a series of tunnels to get out faster.

Ned, Moze, and Cookie's bus is late; Ned tries to help Loomer ask Moze out; Moze makes friends with another girl named Jennifer; Cookie gives a tour of the school.

Season 2 (2005–06)[edit]

This season follows Ned and his friends through the second semester of seventh grade.

Episode # # in Season Episode Name Original U.S. Air Date Production Code Summary
14 1 New Semester & Electives October 1, 2005 201 Ned enlists Moze's help to break up Suzie and Loomer; Cookie becomes a completely different person.

Ned, Moze and Cookie try to get a class together.

15 2 Pep Rallies & Lunch October 8, 2005 202 Ned tries to get people excited for the pep rally; Moze must give a speech at the pep rally; Cookie prepares to do a stunt.

Ned tries to thwart One Bite, who takes one huge bite out of everyone's lunches; Moze wonders why Suzie won't sit with her at lunch; Cookie becomes paranoid after the lunch lady predicts that he will be crushed, mashed, and black-eyed.

16 3 School Clubs & Video Projects October 15, 2005 203 Ned is determined to shut down the "Missy's Declassified School Survival Manual Club;" Moze and Suzie compete to be the best in every club; Cookie starts an archaeology club.

Ned and Cookie team up for a video project; Moze films a documentary on Mr. Wright; Martin becomes the laughing stock of the school.

17 4 Notebooks & Math October 22, 2005 204 Ned steals Sweeney's "golden notebook" to help him study for a test; Moze finds a notebook full of rumors, and Suzie is believed to have written it; Cookie starts recording video instead of taking notes.

Ned starts a math-study group to avoid his fear of math; Moze gets math anxiety; Cookie moves up to 8th grade math, but finds it not fun; Gordy tries to catch the Weasel without math and turns into a caveman.

18 5 Vice Principals & Mondays November 5, 2005 205 An electric sander is found destroyed in wood shop, leading to the introduction of Vice Principal Crubbs.

Ned and Moze try to come up with ideas to beat the Monday morning blues; Cookie must help Gordy stay awake on Monday.

19 6 Your Body & Procrastination November 12, 2005 206 Ned sets out to increase his strength; Moze worries that she is too tall.

Moze bets Ned that he will never finish his project on time; Cookie invents a reminder system, which Lisa Zemo hacks into.

20 7 Gross Biology Dissection & Upperclassmen November 19, 2005 207 Ned is torn between Moze and Suzie during a biology dissection project.

Ned offers to give a 5th grader a tour of the school, with some difficulties; Moze gets the attention of an 8th grader, Jock Goldman; Cookie must pretend that he is in 8th grade for Vanessa, a girl he likes.

21 8 Dares & Bad Habits January 14, 2006 208 Classmates dare Ned to ask out Missy; Moze must wear a dress as part of a dare and meets 3 girls she suspects are robots; Cookie competes with Loomer to be the "King of Dares."

Ned tries to fix his bad habit of saying yes to everything; Moze tries to fix her trash-talking potty mouth; Cookie tries to replace his pack rat habit with something else.

22 9 Substitute Teachers & The New Kid January 21, 2006 209 Ned helps his favorite substitute teacher connect with the students; Moze tricks her substitutes into doing things that were not intended by the teacher; Cookie becomes a substitute teacher.

Ned tries to help a new girl adapt to the school; Cookie acts like a British man when he moves to 8th grade English.

23 10 Valentine's Day & School Websites February 11, 2006 210 Ned sends the Huge Crew a love letter meant for Suzie; Moze gets the most roses and is dubbed "The Hottest Girl in School;" Cookie sends himself roses to get the most.

Ned, Moze and Cookie make changes to the school Web site, but problems arise.

24 11 Shyness & Nicknames February 25, 2006 211 Ned and Moze try to befriend the Oboe twins; Cookie starts a shyness seminar.

Ned tries to create a cool nickname for himself; Moze tries to get rid of her nickname; Cookie creates a nickname generator, which Loomer uses to pick on people.

25 12 Asking Someone Out & Recycling March 18, 2006 212 Ned tries to find out if Suzie will go on a date with him; Moze attempts to ask Seth out; Cookie helps Xavier ask Gordy out.

Ned, Moze and Cookie compete to collect the most recyclables; Ned loses the guide in the process; Cookie strings bottles together and is considered an artist.

26 13 April Fools' Day & Excuses April 1, 2006 213 Ned, Cookie and Gordy team up for an April Fools' Day prank.

A dog eats Ned's homework, but he needs a better excuse.

27 14 Secrets & School Car Wash April 8, 2006 214 Ned and Cookie catch Loomer kissing Missy.

The boys and girls compete in a car wash fundraiser.

28 15 Spirit Week & Clothes April 22, 2006 215 Ned battles for the position of Spirit Week King to go on a date with Suzie; Cookie gets the spirit stick and tries to hand it off to Moze.

Ned tries to find the right clothes; Moze attempts to be fashionable after she gets a ticket from Missy's "Fashion Police;" Cookie and Crony design "The Ultimate School Uniform."

29 16 Yearbook & Career Week April 29, 2006 216 Ned wants to be next to Suzie in the best of section in the year; Moze tries to improve the yearbook; Cookie puts himself in many group yearbook photos.

Vice Principal Crubbs wants Ned to pursue a career as a vice principal; Cookie becomes Moze's manager.

30 17 Music Class & Class Clown May 6, 2006 217 Ned wants to be a rock star instead of being in music class; Moze gets Mozart stuck in her head; Cookie must play an instrument that is not a computer.

The class clown moves out of town, which causes the teachers to give more quizzes and the students to find a new class clown.

Note: This is the only Ned's Declassified: School Survival Guide episode that was not on Netflix or is not in the iTunes Store or on Amazon Instant Video.

31 18 Failing & Tutors May 13, 2006 218 Ned must do well on all of his final exams, but is currently predicted to fail; Moze overreacts to one F; Cookie tries to fail in order to not skip 8th grade.

Ned struggles to find a tutor to avoid summer school; Moze tutors 6th graders, but they all find her attractive; Cookie must work with Timmy Toot-toot on a project.

32 19 Science Fair & Study Hall May 27, 2006 219 Ned enlists Moze's help to win a ribbon in the science fair; Cookie attempts to impress Vanessa and her grandmother.

Ned tries to study for a test; Moze gets injured, and nobody will sit next to her; Cookie tries to sneak out of study hall.

33 20 Double Dating & The Last Day of School June 3, 2006 220 Ned and Suzie go on a double date with Moze and Jock Goldman, but Ned kisses Moze on accident; Cookie agrees to take Vanessa and Lisa Zemo to the dance.

Ned and Moze are afraid to break the news to Suzie that they kissed; Cookie's robot goes on a rampage.

Season 3 (2006–07)[edit]

This season follows Ned and his friends through the eighth grade.

Episode # # in Season Episode Name Original U.S. Air Date Production Code Summary
34 1 A New Grade & Dodgeball September 24, 2006 301 Ned becomes feared after he accidentally punches Loomer; Moze attempts to make friends with the new teacher, who is teaching from home on a computer; Cookie helps Gordy onto the school's WiFi.

Ned is made captain of a dodgeball team; Moze refuses to play after she thinks she hurt Coconut Head; Cookie joins Loomer's team.

35 2 Reading & Principals October 1, 2006 302 Ned struggles to read a sophisticated book; Moze tries starting a book club which Cookie attempts to get into.

Crubbs stops all other interviews so he can become the new principal.

36 3 Popularity & Stress October 15, 2006 303 A new popularity list is posted; Missy "helps" Ned become popular so that he can ask Suzie out; Moze is in the top 10, but she does not like it; Cookie tries to find the list maker so that he can be made more popular.

Ned becomes stressed about Suzie's new "boyfriend;" Moze becomes stressed that she will end up like iTeacher; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong for the best test grade.

37 4 Dismissal & The School Play October 22, 2006 304 Ned, Moze, and Cookie must make it to the bus on time; Suzie moves into Ned's locker, which messes with his dismissal routine; Moze and all the other girls are forced to wait to use the bathroom; Cookie accidentally kisses Evelyn Kwong and must avoid her.

The school puts on a production of Romeo and Juliet; Ned is determined to stop Spencer (Romeo) from kissing Suzie (Juliet), but Moze, the stage manager, is determined to stop him; Cookie tries to help Ned so that he can get the role of Romeo.

38 5 Halloween & Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, and Zombies October 29, 2006 305 The kids set up a Halloween party at Polk, and Principal Pal is thought to be dead after he enters the haunted hall.

Polk becomes a Halloween nightmare, where Ned is a vampire, Cookie is a werewolf, Moze is a ghost, and Gordy is a zombie.

39 6 Art Class & Lost and Found November 5, 2006 306 Ned draws an abstract piece of art which everyone else sees as a 'naked lady'; Moze tries photography; Cookie gets 6th graders to make him keybowls.

Ned finds a pair of sneakers that he wants to claim, but Moze tries to find the owner; Moze tries to find her stuffed animal that she lost in 6th grade; Cookie tries to find his MP3 player which has an embarrassing song he recorded on it.

40 7 Social Studies & Embarrassment November 12, 2006 307 Ned becomes project partners with Moze, who becomes jealous when he begins spending time with Suzie; Cookie is stuck with Evelyn Kwong as a social studies partner.

Ned is subject to forms of embarrassment such as farting, burping, and the water fountain squirting on his pants; Moze tries to talk to a foreign student, Faymen, but ends up embarrassing herself; Cookie constantly gets pantsed.

41 8 The Bus & Bad Hair Days November 26, 2006 308 Ned tries to get to school early so he can get rid of a note he wrote to Suzie that said "I love you," but the bus driver is distressed over his recent break-up; Moze tries to get a seat next to Faymen on the bus; Cookie must get to school after he misses the bus, or rather, the bus misses him.

Ned tries to break out of school to get a free haircut; Moze tries to please Faymen with her hair; Cookie tries to get Lisa Zemo to notice his mustache hair.

42 9 Revenge & School Records January 15, 2007 309 Ned becomes "the Revenger;" Moze deals with a new player on the volleyball team that is bent on revenge; Cookie tries to get revenge on Evelyn Kwong.

Ned tries to erase his permanent record; Moze tries to set the most school records; Cookie tries to prove to Sweeney that he was present during attendance.

43 10 The Library & Volunteering January 27, 2007 310 Ned and Cookie must solve the mystery of the missing library books; Moze "befriends" a girl in order to get a book she needs.

Ned volunteers at a nursing home and shows an old lady around Polk; Moze volunteers to clean up the school back entrance with the help of Loomer, Crony, and Buzz; Cookie competes with Evelyn Kwong in the school store.

44 11 Hallways & Friends Moving February 3, 2007 311 Ned becomes the hall monitor and lets people in violation get off the hook; Moze tries to use hallway time to talk to Faymen; Cookie becomes the hallway traffic reporter.

Ned becomes concerned for his safety after the last episode, so he starts carrying around a pillow, or a "cushion protector" as he calls it; Moze tries to stop Faymen from leaving; Cookie tells Evelyn Kwong he is leaving for Hawaii, so everyone becomes convinced he is leaving; Suzie moves away.

45 12 Boys & Girls February 10, 2007 312 Ned becomes depressed with Suzie's departure from Polk and quits the guide, so the boys try to cheer him up; Moze teaches girls how to interact with boys.

Ned looks for a girl to take his mind off of Suzie; Cookie dresses as a girl to find out what Lisa Zemo likes and Loomer falls in love with him as a girl.

46 13 Cell Phones & Woodshop February 17, 2007 313 Ned tries to talk with Suzie on their cell phones, but he runs into troubles; Moze must figure out how to use her new, complicated cell phone; Cookie tries to win a convertible on the radio.

Ned and Cookie must take woodshop. Ned thinks that Moze is in love with him when she is really preparing for a woodworking contest; Cookie is convinced that a saw is possessed.

47 14 Getting Organized & Extra Credit February 24, 2007 314 Ned's disorganization causes his life to fall apart; Moze and Cookie get the students organized to put their favorite snack back in the vending machines.

Ned must do an extra credit project for 4 classes; Moze goes overboard with her extra credit volcano project; Cookie gets his own credit card, but starts overspending.

48 15 Fundraising & Competition March 10, 2007 315 Ned and Cookie must raise money after they eat all of the chocolate they were supposed to sell; Moze cannot seem to sell her last chocolate bar.
49 16 Making New Friends & Positives and Negatives April 7, 2007 316 Ned is forced to make friends with Faymen; Moze tries to make a new girl friend; Cookie befriends the Weasel, much to Gordy's discontent.

Ned tries to brighten up the most negative kid at Polk; Moze tries to make sparks fly when she kisses Faymen, but she can't feel anything; Cookie becomes victim to Loomer's new knowledge of static electricity.

50 17 Money & Parties April 7, 2007 317 The trio need to raise money for a music festival; Ned borrows money from Missy that he must work to pay back; Moze gets her money from hard work; Cookie tries to get money from entertainment.

Ned tries to get with Suzie at Seth's party after he makes a date with Missy; Moze tries to kiss Ned to try to see sparks; Cookie is not invited, so he gets in as a girl.

51 18 Spring Fever & School Newspaper May 5, 2007 318 The school gets spring fever, but Crubbs has the school on lockdown; Moze still feels nothing when she kisses Faymen; Cookie must deal with gross Lisa Zemo after her allergies kick in.

The trio join the school newspaper; Ned and Moze cover controversial stories including $20,000 missing from the maintenance budget; Cookie becomes the horoscope writer.

52 19 Health & Jealousy May 14, 2007 319 Ned suffers from an embarrassing itch; Moze tries to clean up the resuscitation dummy, but she throws it out the window and buries it, and Cookie thinks that she did that to Faymen; Cookie suffers mood swings.

Ned and Moze pretend to date to free Ned from Missy's jealousy; Seth, Faymen, and Loomer fight over Moze; Cookie attempts to make Lisa Zemo jealous by pretending to go out with another girl, but instead, it makes Evelyn Kwong jealous.

53 20 Tests & When You Like Someone Who Is Going Out With Someone Else June 4, 2007 320 Ned studies for 3 tests on the same day and becomes a geek in the process; Moze takes a test to see if Ned or Faymen is right for her; Cookie gives Evelyn Kwong a "test" to prove that they are incompatible.

Ned tries to confess to Moze that he likes her; Moze must decide between Ned and Faymen, and whether Faymen should stay or go back to Brazil; Cookie eliminates all of Lisa Zemo's other admirers so that he can spend time with her; Suzie moves back to Polk.

54–55 21–22 Field Trips, Permission Slips, Signs and Weasels June 8, 2007 321–322 The school goes on a field trip to a museum, including Ned, Moze, and Cookie, even after they have been banned from the field trip by Vice-Principal Crubbs for trying to forge a permission slip for Cookie. Ned tries to spend time with Suzie while avoiding Crubbs; Moze tries to see the wild boy, and Loomer tries to spend time with her. Cookie becomes "the Steel Eagle" to impress Lisa Zemo. Eventually, all 3 are chased by Crubbs, museum security guards, and samurai actors. Ned then becomes the museum's titular Wild Boy and must choose between Suzie and Moze. He chooses Moze, they kiss, and become boyfriend and girlfriend, while Suzie decides to date Loomer again. Cookie learns of a plan to steal the museum's Wild Boy painting, so the trio gain the attention of the security guards and catch the thieves. Cookie wins a date with Lisa. Meanwhile, back at the school, Gordy tries to catch the weasel with the help of the other teachers, whose items have been destroyed by the weasel. They eventually demolish the entire school to catch the weasel, only to find out that it has given birth.

Note: This episode is the series finale and the only TV movie.

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