Stephen Colbert (played by Stephen Colbert) — Described as a "well-intentioned, poorly informed high-status idiot," the show's host is a blustery, self-obsessed right-wing commentator with a strong distaste for facts. He incorporates aspects of the real Colbert's life and interests, but is modelled primarily as a parody of cable news pundits, particularly Bill O'Reilly.
The Bullet — The bullet point produces the words that appear on the right side of the screen during the show's "The Wørd" segment. It frequently provides comedic asides and counterpoints to what Colbert is saying, occasionally even contradicting or arguing with him. As the real Colbert explains it, often "the bullet points end up being their own character. Sometimes they're reinforcing my argument, sometimes they're countermanding my argument. It's a textual addition of jokes or satire to the verbal essay I'm doing at the moment."
Jimmy (played by Peter Gwinn) — The show's director, who shares his name with real-life Colbert Report director Jim Hoskinson, he is often heard but rarely seen on the show, though Colbert frequently addresses him to ask for video or graphics to be brought up on the screen. He is also a huge Rush fan, to the point of replacing the video of Colbert with a shot of Neil Peart's drum kit on the episode in which Rush appeared as guests.
Wilford Brimley (played by Stephen Colbert) — Colbert's "Spiritual Advisor" with whom he occasionally has phone conversations. These conversations usually take place in the middle of the night, with Colbert only half-awake, and end up with Brimley (voiced by Colbert) going off on angry tangents that he usually blames on "The Diabeetus".
Ching Chong Ding Dong (played by Stephen Colbert) — Colbert's stereotypical Asian impression, who "roves" tea. Colbert (the character) defends himself against criticism for the character by stating that as Ching Chong Ding Dong is merely a fictional character, he is not a racist and he cannot be held responsible for what Ding Dong says, a jab at the relationship between Colbert the character and Colbert the actor.
Esteban Colberto (played by Stephen Colbert) — A Cuban themed version of Colbert who is actually a self-described Mexican. He hosts the Colberto Reporto Gigante and is usually flanked by two dancing chicas. He has appeared in numerous immigration-themed segments.
Killer (uncredited) — A roadie for Colbert. Due to his constant scowl, threatening stare, and probable criminal history, he is the only staff member that Colbert is afraid to abuse. He has also been described by Colbert as a "Demolitions Expert".
Meg (played by Meg DeFrancesco) — A female intern on Colbert's staff, she frequently endures sexual harassment and suggestive remarks from him and in a 2008 appearance mentions that she has filed more than five complaints against him.
The Professor (uncredited) — A homeless man who is mentioned as Colbert's "protégé" from time to time. This mention is usually accompanied by a picture of 'The Professor' howling madly.
Sweetness — Colbert's pistol, "life partner," and the "co-host" of "Trigger Happy", a segment which deals with gun-related issues. Colbert claims that he can hear Sweetness talking to him and will often converse with "her" by holding the gun up to his deaf ear and then relaying what "she" has supposedly said. Resembles a Colt Detective Special, Third Issue.
Gorlock (uncredited) — A luminous green alien in a business suit who has thus far only appeared in stills. Gorlock is Colbert's financial adviser, although he does not fill the role particularly well, failing to warn Colbert of impending financial crises despite being from the future. Colbert claims Gorlock was recommended to him by Tom Cruise, and made his portfolio "thetan-free". Gorlock has an associate called "Hal", a reference to Arthur C. Clarke's fictional computer character HAL 9000.
Homer (played by Kumail Nanjiani) — A Greek man mistaken by Colbert for an Arab terrorist called "Omar" and imprisoned in a cell beneath Colbert's desk. He has since returned to the Report as a member of the staff.
Barry the Starbucks guy (played by Barry Julien) — A Starbucksbarista employed at the Starbucks under Stephen Colbert's desk, who appears in Starbucks related segments.
An Audience Member (played by Tom Purcell) — An audience member that Stephen often shoots in the knee either on purpose or accidentally.
Tek Jansen - an animated Science Fiction character.
Charlene - A woman whom Colbert has been stalking since the 1980s. Although she never physically appears on the show, she is the subject of two songs Colbert wrote.
Jay the Intern (played by Jay Katsir) - A young man Stephen occasionally mock abuses in stories relating to internships and college students
Hans Beinholtz (played by Erik Frandsen) - The existentialist fictional UN ambassador from Germany. He is portrayed as replying to Colbert's questions and statements with deeply philosophical (and often aggressively depressing) remarks.
Bobby (played by Eric Drysdale) — A stage manager, played by Colbert Report writer Eric Drysdale. He frequently was called upon to do degrading things or to answer questions from Colbert and was responsible for keeping track of the whereabouts of Colbert's "son", Stephen Jr. On the April 21, 2008 show, following Drysdale's departure from the writing staff, it was insinuated that Colbert had eaten Bobby during a commercial break. Bobby's ghost made an appearance on December 11, 2008, where he was again cannibalized by Colbert. On 28 October 2009, Bobby reappeared (in living form) as part of a joke about time travel and the Higgs boson.
Russ Lieber (played by David Cross) — A satirical liberal radio talk show host from Madison, Wisconsin, and the nemesis of Colbert. He is ultra-sensitive to political correctness, and often worries that his own words might be misconstrued as offensive. Colbert frequently encountered him during the early days of the show. Lieber has appeared several times on the show to debate. He appears to be a satirical take on Al Franken.
Gulpy — An anthropomorphicGulpzilla soda that Colbert kept as a pet to drink. Gulpy would normally try to kill him, but Colbert later said that they had gone to therapy and were all better. When Michael Bloomberg banned all drinks larger than 16 oz. in New York City, Colbert "killed" Gulpy.
Ham Rove - A raw canned ham with glasses that stood in for Republican strategist Karl Rove in various discussions of statements Rove had made or topics like Super PAC's which Rove was related to. After the 2012 election, fearing reprisal for not wielding enough influence with his Colbert Super PAC, Colbert stabbed and killed Ham Rove. Colbert Super PAC's website featured a memorial to Ham Rove, including his list of ingredients.