List of Two and a Half Men episodes

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Two and a Half Men is a CBS sitcom that premiered on September 22, 2003. Almost every episode's title is a phrase said by one of the characters in that episode. The three exceptions are the pilot episode and the episodes "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" (Season 1) and "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" (Season 2). The latter episode does fit the criterion, but the quote was part of a deleted scene which Chuck Lorre explains in the episode's vanity card.

The episodes "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead" (Season 8) and "Who's Vod Kanockers?" (Season 4) are also not direct quotes; Charlie sings his song called "Chocolate Diddlers", while Alan suggests it sounds more like "My Puppy's Dead". The episode title is offering up a suggestion to which of the two titles the song could be called. Jake asks who "Vod Kanockers" is, but in a longer manner. The episode title is a shorter version of what Jake asked.

On March 13, 2014, Two and a Half Men was renewed for a 12th season, which was announced as being the series last.[1]

As of May 8, 2014, 246 original episodes have aired over 11 seasons.

Series overview[edit]

Season Episodes Originally aired DVD release
Season premiere Season finale Region 1 Region 2 Region 3 Region 4
1 24 September 22, 2003 (2003-09-22) May 24, 2004 (2004-05-24) September 11, 2007[2] September 12, 2005 February 16, 2006 February 1, 2006
2 24 September 20, 2004 (2004-09-20) May 23, 2005 (2005-05-23) January 8, 2008[3] August 28, 2006 September 6, 2006 September 13, 2006
3 24 September 19, 2005 (2005-09-19) May 22, 2006 (2006-05-22) May 13, 2008[4] May 19, 2008 July 23, 2008 July 23, 2008
4 24 September 18, 2006 (2006-09-18) May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14) September 23, 2008 October 6, 2008 October 1, 2008 October 1, 2008
5 19 September 24, 2007 (2007-09-24) May 19, 2008 (2008-05-19) May 12, 2009 April 13, 2009 July 1, 2009 July 1, 2009
6 24 September 22, 2008 (2008-09-22) May 18, 2009 (2009-05-18) September 1, 2009 October 5, 2009 March 3, 2010 March 3, 2010
7 22 September 21, 2009 (2009-09-21) May 24, 2010 (2010-05-24) September 21, 2010 September 21, 2010 May 23, 2011 October 13, 2010
8 16 September 20, 2010 (2010-09-20) February 14, 2011 (2011-02-14) September 6, 2011[5] August 8, 2011[6] N/A August 23, 2011[7]
9 24 September 19, 2011 (2011-09-19) May 14, 2012 (2012-05-14) August 28, 2012[8] October 1, 2012[9] N/A October 31, 2012[10]
10 23 September 27, 2012 (2012-09-27)[11] May 9, 2013 (2013-05-09)[12] September 24, 2013 (2013-09-24)[13] September 30, 2013[14] N/A October 23, 2013[15]
11 22 September 26, 2013 (2013-09-26)[16] May 8, 2014 (2014-05-08)[17] October 14, 2014[18] N/A N/A N/A

Episodes[edit]

Season 1 (2003/04)[edit]

No. in
series
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
1 1 "Pilot"
"Most Chicks Won't Eat Veal"
James Burrows Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn September 22, 2003 (2003-09-22) 18.44[19]
2 2 "Big Flappy Bastards" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)
September 29, 2003 (2003-09-29) 16.18[20]
3 3 "Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
October 6, 2003 (2003-10-06) 14.82[21]
4 4 "If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)
October 13, 2003 (2003-10-13) 14.73[22]
5 5 "The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)
October 20, 2003 (2003-10-20) 15.24[23]
6 6 "Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)
October 27, 2003 (2003-10-27) 15.82[24]
7 7 "If They Do Go Either Way, They're Usually Fake" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
November 3, 2003 (2003-11-03) 16.02[25]
8 8 "Twenty-Five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snootful" Chuck Lorre Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)
November 10, 2003 (2003-11-10) 15.81[26]
9 9 "Phase One, Complete" Andy Ackerman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)
November 17, 2003 (2003-11-17) 15.98[27]
10 10 "Merry Thanksgiving" Jay Sandrich Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn November 24, 2003 (2003-11-24) 17.14[28]
11 11 "Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor" Robert Berlinger Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
December 15, 2003 (2003-12-15) 14.77[29]
12 12 "Camel Filters + Pheromones" Robert Berlinger Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
January 5, 2004 (2004-01-05) 16.75[30]
13 13 "Sarah Like Puny Alan" Robert Berlinger Chuck Lorre (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (teleplay)
January 12, 2004 (2004-01-12) 17.86[31]
14 14 "I Can't Afford Hyenas" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
February 2, 2004 (2004-02-02) 16.48[32]
15 15 "Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick" Andrew D. Weyman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn February 9, 2004 (2004-02-09) 16.96[33]
16 16 "That Was Saliva, Alan" Andrew D. Weyman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn February 16, 2004 (2004-02-16) 17.39[34]
17 17 "Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats" Andrew D. Weyman Jeff Abugov & Eric Lapidus (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
February 23, 2004 (2004-02-23) 16.48[35]
18 18 "An Old Flame with a New Wick" Andrew D. Weyman Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
March 1, 2004 (2004-03-01) 17.10[36]
19 19 "I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You" Gail Mancuso Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
March 22, 2004 (2004-03-22) 16.43[37]
20 20 "Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
April 19, 2004 (2004-04-19) 14.58[38]
21 21 "No Sniffing, No Wowing" Rob Schiller Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (story)
Chuck Lorre & Don Foster (teleplay)
May 3, 2004 (2004-05-03) 16.20[39]
22 22 "My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet" Gail Mancuso Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
May 10, 2004 (2004-05-10) 16.00[40]
23 23 "Just Like Buffalo" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Susan Beavers (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (teleplay)
May 17, 2004 (2004-05-17) 15.20[41]
24 24 "Can You Feel My Finger?" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn May 24, 2004 (2004-05-24) 18.16[42]

Season 2 (2004/05)[edit]

No. in
series
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
25 1 "Back Off, Mary Poppins" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
September 20, 2004 (2004-09-20) 16.44[43]
26 2 "Enjoy Those Garlic Balls" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
September 27, 2004 (2004-09-27) 16.44[44]
27 3 "A Bag Full of Jawea" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
October 4, 2004 (2004-10-04) 16.43[45]
28 4 "Go Get Mommy's Bra" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsly (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (teleplay)
October 11, 2004 (2004-10-11) 17.15[46]
29 5 "Bad News from the Clinic?" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)
October 18, 2004 (2004-10-18) 16.28[47]
30 6 "The Price of Healthy Gums is Eternal Vigilance" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
October 25, 2004 (2004-10-25) 17.25[48]
31 7 "A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana" Pamela Fryman Don Foster (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
November 8, 2004 (2004-11-08) 16.04[49]
32 8 "Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers" Pamela Fryman Don Foster & Jeff Abugov (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
November 15, 2004 (2004-11-15) 17.47[50]
33 9 "Yes, Monsignor" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jeff Abugov & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
November 22, 2004 (2004-11-22) 18.94[51]
34 10 "The Salmon Under My Sweater" Pamela Fryman Don Foster & Mark Roberts (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
November 29, 2004 (2004-11-29) 17.88[52]
35 11 "Last Chance to See Those Tattoos" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn December 13, 2004 (2004-12-13) 16.22[53]
36 12 "A Lungful of Alan" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
January 3, 2005 (2005-01-03) 18.03[54]
37 13 "Zejdz Z Moich Wlosów (a.k.a. Get Off My Hair)" Pamela Fryman Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
January 17, 2005 (2005-01-17) 18.14[55]
38 14 "Those Big Pink Things with Coconut" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)
January 31, 2005 (2005-01-31) 17.01[56]
39 15 "Smell the Umbrella Stand" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn(story)
Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
February 7, 2005 (2005-02-07) 16.75[57]
40 16 "Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
February 14, 2005 (2005-02-14) 16.78[58]
41 17 "Woo-Hoo, a Hernia Exam!" Pamela Fryman Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
February 21, 2005 (2005-02-21) 17.50[59]
42 18 "It Was 'Mame,' Mom" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
March 7, 2005 (2005-03-07) 17.45[60]
43 19 "A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
March 21, 2005 (2005-03-21) 15.92[62]
44 20 "I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey" Asaad Kelada Susan Beavers & Jeff Abugov (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
April 18, 2005 (2005-04-18) 17.13[63]
45 21 "A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
May 2, 2005 (2005-05-02) 17.93[64]
46 22 "That Old Hose Bag is My Mother" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Don Foster (teleplay)
May 9, 2005 (2005-05-09) 17.96[65]
47 23 "Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab" J.D. Lobue Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)
May 16, 2005 (2005-05-16) 24.24[66]
48 24 "Does This Smell Funny to You?" Pamela Fryman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers & Jeff Abugov (teleplay)
May 23, 2005 (2005-05-23) 14.37[67]

Season 3 (2005/06)[edit]

No. in
series
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
49 1 "Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn September 19, 2005 (2005-09-19) 15.04[68]
50 2 "Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky September 26, 2005 (2005-09-26) 14.37[69]
51 3 "Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre(story)
October 3, 2005 (2005-10-03) 14.21[70]
52 4 "Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs" Gary Halvorson Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
October 10, 2005 (2005-10-10) 15.24[71]
53 5 "We Called It Mr. Pinky" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers October 17, 2005 (2005-10-17) 15.56[72]
54 6 "Hi, Mr. Horned One" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (story)
October 24, 2005 (2005-10-24) 16.77[73]
55 7 "Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster (story)
November 7, 2005 (2005-11-07) 16.19[74]
56 8 "That Voodoo That I Do Do" Gary Halvorson Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
November 14, 2005 (2005-11-14) 15.17[75]
57 9 "Madame and Her Special Friend" Asaad Kelada Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Jeff Abugov & Susan Beavers (story)
November 21, 2005 (2005-11-21) 15.74[76]
58 10 "Something Salted and Twisted" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (story)
November 28, 2005 (2005-11-28) 16.53[77]
59 11 "Santa's Village of the Damned" Rob Schiller Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
December 19, 2005 (2005-12-19) 17.71[78]
60 12 "That Special Tug" Rob Schiller Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Don Foster & Susan Beavers (story)
January 9, 2006 (2006-01-09) 17.20[79]
61 13 "Humiliation is a Visual Medium" Rob Schiller Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story
January 23, 2006 (2006-01-23) 17.07[80]
62 14 "Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded" Gary Halvorson Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Jeff Abugov (story)
February 6, 2006 (2006-02-06) 16.33[81]
63 15 "My Tongue is Meat" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (story)
February 27, 2006 (2006-02-27) 17.04[82]
64 16 "Ergo, the Booty Call" Gary Halvorson Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
March 6, 2006 (2006-03-06) 17.06[83]
65 17 "The Unfortunate Little Schnauser" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
March 13, 2006 (2006-03-13) 17.37[84]
66 18 "The Spit-Covered Cobbler" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (story)
March 20, 2006 (2006-03-20) 16.72[85]
67 19 "Golly Moses, She's a Muffin" Gary Halvorson Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
April 10, 2006 (2006-04-10) 14.05[86]
68 20 "Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers & Don Foster (teleplay)
Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (story)
April 24, 2006 (2006-04-24) 14.47[87]
69 21 "And the Plot Moistens" Jerry Zaks Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
May 1, 2006 (2006-05-01) 14.31[88]
70 22 "Just Once with Aunt Sophie" Lee Aronsohn Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre May 8, 2006 (2006-05-08) 14.87[89]
71 23 "Arguments for the Quickie" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (story)
May 15, 2006 (2006-05-15) 11.04[90]
72 24 "That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Susan Beavers & Don Foster (story)
May 22, 2006 (2006-05-22) 15.51[91]

Season 4 (2006/07)[edit]

No. in
series
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
73 1 "Working for Caligula" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre September 18, 2006 (2006-09-18) 15.09[92]
74 2 "Who's Vod Kanockers?" Gary Halvorson Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
September 25, 2006 (2006-09-25) 15.28[93]
75 3 "The Sea is a Harsh Mistress" Gary Halvorson Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
October 2, 2006 (2006-10-02) 15.80[94]
76 4 "A Pot Smoking Monkey" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
Bill Prady & Maria Espada Pearce (story)
October 9, 2006 (2006-10-09) 16.38[95]
77 5 "A Live Woman of Proven Fertility" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Don Foster & Susan Beavers (story)
October 16, 2006 (2006-10-16) 16.25[96]
78 6 "Apologies for the Frivolity" Gary Halvorson Don Foster & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
October 23, 2006 (2006-10-23) 15.03[97]
79 7 "Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head" Gary Halvorson Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson(teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
November 6, 2006 (2006-11-06) 14.48[98]
80 8 "Release the Dogs" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (story)
November 13, 2006 (2006-11-13) 15.83[99]
81 9 "Corey's Been Dead for an Hour" Gary Halvorson Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (teleplay)
Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
November 20, 2006 (2006-11-20) 15.04[100]
82 10 "Kissing Abe Lincoln" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (story)
November 27, 2006 (2006-11-27) 15.50[101]
83 11 "Walnuts and Demerol" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (story)
December 11, 2006 (2006-12-11) 15.69[102]
84 12 "Castrating Sheep in Montana" James Widdoes Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
January 8, 2007 (2007-01-08) 14.78[103]
85 13 "Don't Worry, Speed Racer" Gary Halvorson Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers (story)
January 22, 2007 (2007-01-22) 15.85[104]
86 14 "That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami" Gary Halvorson Don Foster, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
February 5, 2007 (2007-02-05) 17.68[105]
87 15 "My Damn Stalker" James Widdoes Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
February 12, 2007 (2007-02-12) 15.50[106]
88 16 "Young People Have Phlegm Too" Andrew D. Weyman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts (story)
February 19, 2007 (2007-02-19) 16.56[107]
89 17 "I Merely Slept with a Commie" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
February 26, 2007 (2007-02-26) 16.58[108]
90 18 "It Never Rains in Hooterville" Gary Halvorson Don Foster & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (story)
March 19, 2007 (2007-03-19) 11.68[109]
91 19 "Smooth as a Ken Doll" Gary Halvorson Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
April 9, 2007 (2007-04-09) 13.46[110]
92 20 "Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot" Jerry Zaks Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
April 16, 2007 (2007-04-16) 13.03[111]
93 21 "Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous" Jerry Zaks Mark Roberts & Don Foster (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
April 23, 2007 (2007-04-23) 12.27[112]
94 22 "Mr. McGlue's Feedbag" Jon Cryer Jim Patterson & Don Foster (teleplay)
Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (story)
April 30, 2007 (2007-04-30) 13.71[113]
95 23 "Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-Lookin'" Lee Aronsohn Don Foster, Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (story)
May 7, 2007 (2007-05-07) 13.27[114]
96 24 "Prostitutes and Gelato" Ted Wass Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
May 14, 2007 (2007-05-14) 10.16[115]

Season 5 (2007/08)[edit]

No. in
series
No. in
season
Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)[116]
97 1 "Large Birds, Spiders and Mom" Ted Wass Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (teleplay)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
September 24, 2007 (2007-09-24) 13.58
98 2 "Media Room Slash Dungeon" Ted Wass Don Foster, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
October 1, 2007 (2007-10-01) 13.24
99 3 "Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo" Ted Wass Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre October 8, 2007 (2007-10-08) 13.02
100 4 "City of Great Racks" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster & Mark Roberts (story)
October 15, 2007 (2007-10-15) 13.69
101 5 "Putting Swim Fins on a Cat" James Widdoes Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Mark Roberts (story)
October 22, 2007 (2007-10-22) 13.94[117]
102 6 "Help Daddy Find His Toenail" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
October 29, 2007 (2007-10-29) 13.73
103 7 "Our Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room" Ted Wass Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn November 5, 2007 (2007-11-05) 13.80
104 8 "Is There a Mrs. Waffles?" Ted Wass Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (story)
November 12, 2007 (2007-11-12) 14.12
105 9 "Tight's Good" Jean Sagal Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
Mark Roberts (story)
November 19, 2007 (2007-11-19) 13.92
106 10 "Kinda Like Necrophilia" Ted Wass Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Jim Patterson & Susan Beavers (story)
November 26, 2007 (2007-11-26) 15.26
107 11 "Meander to Your Dander" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Don Foster Mark Roberts (story)
March 17, 2008 (2008-03-17) 14.06
108 12 "A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (story)
March 24, 2008 (2008-03-24) 14.23
109 13 "The Soil is Moist" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
March 31, 2008 (2008-03-31) 14.50
110 14 "Winky-Dink Time" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
Mark Roberts (story)
April 14, 2008 (2008-04-14) 13.94
111 15 "Rough Night in Hump Junction" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
Mark Roberts (story)
April 21, 2008 (2008-04-21) 13.36
112 16 "Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty" Joel Zwick Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
April 28, 2008 (2008-04-28) 12.91
113 17 "Fish in a Drawer" Jeff Melman Sarah Goldfinger & Evan Dunsky (teleplay)
Carol Mendelsohn & Naren Shankar (story)
May 5, 2008 (2008-05-05) 13.61
114 18 "If My Hole Could Talk" Jon Cryer Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
May 12, 2008 (2008-05-12) 13.82
115 19 "Waiting for the Right Snapper" Jeff Melman Mark Roberts, Lee Aronsohn & Chuck Lorre (teleplay)
Eddie Gorodetsky Don Foster (story)
May 19, 2008 (2008-05-19) 14.70

Season 6 (2008/09)[edit]

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116 1 "Taterhead is Our Love Child" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
September 22, 2008 (2008-09-22) 14.88[118]
117 2 "Pie Hole, Herb" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
September 29, 2008 (2008-09-29) 13.58[119]
118 3 "Damn You, Eggs Benedict" Jean Sagal Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
October 6, 2008 (2008-10-06) 14.07[120]
119 4 "The Flavin' and the Mavin'" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 13, 2008 (2008-10-13) 14.72
120 5 "A Jock Strap in Hell" Jean Sagal Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
October 20, 2008 (2008-10-20) 14.63
121 6 "It's Always Nazi Week" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 3, 2008 (2008-11-03) 12.76
122 7 "Best H.O. Money Can Buy" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
November 10, 2008 (2008-11-10) 14.50
123 8 "Pinocchio's Mouth" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 17, 2008 (2008-11-17) 15.18
124 9 "The Mooch at the Boo" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
November 24, 2008 (2008-11-24) 14.95
125 10 "He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited" Jeff Melman Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
December 8, 2008 (2008-12-08) 15.59
126 11 "The Devil's Lube" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
December 15, 2008 (2008-12-15) 17.92
127 12 "Thank God for Scoliosis" Jeff Melman Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
January 12, 2009 (2009-01-12) 17.10
128 13 "I Think You Offended Don" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
January 19, 2009 (2009-01-19) 16.09
129 14 "David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie" Jeff Melman Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
February 2, 2009 (2009-02-02) 16.55
130 15 "I'd Like to Start with the Cat" Jeff Melman Chuck Lorre (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
February 9, 2009 (2009-02-09) 15.00
131 16 "She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime" Jeff Melman Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
March 2, 2009 (2009-03-02) 15.47
132 17 "The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (story)
Mark Roberts & Don Foster (teleplay)
March 9, 2009 (2009-03-09) 13.44
133 18 "My Son's Enormous Head" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
March 16, 2009 (2009-03-16) 14.12
134 19 "The Two Finger Rule" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
March 30, 2009 (2009-03-30) 14.56
135 20 "Hello, I am Alan Cousteau" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
April 13, 2009 (2009-04-13) 15.03
136 21 "Above Exalted Cyclops" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
April 27, 2009 (2009-04-27) 14.16
137 22 "Sir Lancelot's Litter Box" Jon Cryer Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
May 4, 2009 (2009-05-04) 14.17
138 23 "Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth" Mark Roberts Don Foster & Sid Youngers (story)
Mark Roberts & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
May 11, 2009 (2009-05-11) 13.11
139 24 "Baseball Was Better with Steroids" Lee Aronsohn Mark Roberts & Susan Beavers (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
May 18, 2009 (2009-05-18) 16.18

Season 7 (2009/10)[edit]

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(millions)
140 1 "818-jklpuzo" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Don Foster & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
September 21, 2009 (2009-09-21) 13.63[121]
141 2 "Whipped Unto the Third Generation" James Widdoes Mark Roberts September 28, 2009 (2009-09-28) 13.86[122]
142 3 "Mmm, fish. Yum." James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 5, 2009 (2009-10-05) 13.07[123]
143 4 "Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
October 12, 2009 (2009-10-12) 14.17[124]
144 5 "For the Sake of the Child" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 19, 2009 (2009-10-19) 14.07[125]
145 6 "Give Me Your Thumb" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (story)
David Richardson (teleplay)
November 2, 2009 (2009-11-02) 13.51[126]
146 7 "Untainted by Filth" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 9, 2009 (2009-11-09) 14.44[127]
147 8 "Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle." James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 16, 2009 (2009-11-16) 13.69[128]
148 9 "Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair" James Widdoes Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
November 23, 2009 (2009-11-23) 13.91[129]
149 10 "That's Why They Call It Ball Room" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Jim Patterson (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
December 7, 2009 (2009-12-07) 14.84[130]
150 11 "Warning, It's Dirty" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Mark Roberts (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Foster (teleplay)
December 14, 2009 (2009-12-14) 16.37[131]
151 12 "Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
Susan Beavers, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & David Richardson (teleplay)
January 11, 2010 (2010-01-11) 17.27[132]
152 13 "Yay, No Polyps!" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
January 18, 2010 (2010-01-18) 16.20[133]
153 14 "Crude and Uncalled For" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
February 1, 2010 (2010-02-01) 16.51[134]
154 15 "Aye, Aye, Captain Douche" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
February 8, 2010 (2010-02-08) 17.66[135]
155 16 "Tinkle Like a Princess" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
March 1, 2010 (2010-03-01) 16.86[136]
156 17 "I Found Your Moustache" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
March 8, 2010 (2010-03-08) 17.61[137]
157 18 "Ixnay on the Oggie Day" James Widdoes Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts (teleplay)
March 22, 2010 (2010-03-22) 14.46[138]
158 19 "Keith Moon Is Vomiting in His Grave" James Widdoes Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
April 12, 2010 (2010-04-12) 13.71[139]
159 20 "I Called Him Magoo" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster & Susan Beavers
May 10, 2010 (2010-05-10) 13.86[140]
160 21 "Gumby with a Pokey" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Susan Beavers & David Richardson (story)
Mark Roberts, Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
May 17, 2010 (2010-05-17) 13.28[141]
161 22 "This Is Not Gonna End Well" Lee Aronsohn Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Mark Roberts & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers, Jim Patterson & David Richardson (teleplay)
May 24, 2010 (2010-05-24) 15.46[142]

Season 8 (2010/11)[edit]

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(millions)
162 1 "Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster, Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
September 20, 2010 (2010-09-20) 14.65[143]
163 2 "A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
September 27, 2010 (2010-09-27) 13.92[144]
164 3 "A Pudding-Filled Cactus" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & David Richardson (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan Beavers (teleplay)
October 4, 2010 (2010-10-04) 14.37[145]
165 4 "Hookers, Hookers, Hookers" James Widdoes Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan Beavers (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 11, 2010 (2010-10-11) 13.47[146]
166 5 "The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 18, 2010 (2010-10-18) 13.54[147]
167 6 "Twanging Your Magic Clanger" James Widdoes Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster (story)
Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 25, 2010 (2010-10-25) 13.77[148]
168 7 "The Crazy Bitch Gazette" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Don Foster, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 1, 2010 (2010-11-01) 13.64[149]
169 8 "Springtime on a Stick" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson November 8, 2010 (2010-11-08) 13.63[150]
170 9 "A Good Time in Central Africa" James Widdoes Don Reo (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 15, 2010 (2010-11-15) 14.25[151]
171 10 "Ow, Ow, Don't Stop" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)
November 22, 2010 (2010-11-22) 14.39[152]
172 11 "Dead from the Waist Down" James Widdoes Susan Beavers, David Richardson & Don Reo (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
December 6, 2010 (2010-12-06) 13.41[153]
173 12 "Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
December 13, 2010 (2010-12-13) 13.95[154]
174 13 "Skunk, Dog, Crap and Ketchup"[155] James Widdoes Alissa Neubauer (story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)
January 3, 2011 (2011-01-03) 15.36[156]
175 14 "Lookin' for Japanese Subs" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Susan Beavers & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
January 17, 2011 (2011-01-17) 15.56[157]
176 15 "Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson February 7, 2011 (2011-02-07) 15.15[158]
177 16 "That Darn Priest" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers, David Richardson & Don Reo (teleplay)
February 14, 2011 (2011-02-14) 14.51[159]

Season 9 (2011/12)[edit]

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Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
178 1 "Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt" (Part 1) James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson September 19, 2011 (2011-09-19) 28.74[160]
179 2 "People Who Love Peepholes" (Part 2) James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson September 26, 2011 (2011-09-26) 20.52[161]
180 3 "Big Girls Don't Throw Food" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Andrew J. B. Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 3, 2011 (2011-10-03) 17.71[162]
181 4 "Nine Magic Fingers" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
October 10, 2011 (2011-10-10) 16.20[163]
182 5 "A Giant Cat Holding a Churro" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)
October 17, 2011 (2011-10-17) 15.14[164]
183 6 "The Squat and the Hover" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)
October 24, 2011 (2011-10-24) 15.29[165]
184 7 "Those Fancy Japanese Toilets" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 31, 2011 (2011-10-31) 13.90[166]
185 8 "Thank You For The Intercourse" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Susan McMartin (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 7, 2011 (2011-11-07) 14.71[167]
186 9 "Frodo's Headshots" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Susan Beavers, Don Reo & David Richardson (teleplay)
November 14, 2011 (2011-11-14) 14.77[168]
187 10 "A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Gemma Baker (story)
Lee Aronsohn, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
November 21, 2011 (2011-11-21) 15.82[169]
188 11 "What a Lovely Landing Strip" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Don Reo (teleplay)
December 5, 2011 (2011-12-05) 15.18[170]
189 12 "One False Move, Zimbabwe!" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (story)
Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky & Don Reo (teleplay)
December 12, 2011 (2011-12-12) 14.88[171]
190 13 "Slowly and in a Circular Fashion" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Ashton Kutcher (story)
Lee Aronsohn & Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
January 2, 2012 (2012-01-02) 13.94[172]
191 14 "A Possum on Chemo" James Widdoes Susan Beavers & Susan McMartin (story)
Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
January 16, 2012 (2012-01-16) 13.02[173]
192 15 "The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (Teleplay)
February 6, 2012 (2012-02-06) 13.00[174]
193 16 "Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
February 13, 2012 (2012-02-13) 12.45[175]
194 17 "Not in My Mouth!" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (teleplay)
February 20, 2012 (2012-02-20) 13.33[176]
195 18 "The War Against Gingivitis" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (Teleplay)
February 27, 2012 (2012-02-27) 11.92[177]
196 19 "Palmdale, Ech" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson, & Don Reo (Teleplay)
March 19, 2012 (2012-03-19) 11.47[178]
197 20 "Grandma's Pie" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Don Reo (Story)
Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Teleplay)
April 9, 2012 (2012-04-09) 10.40[179]
198 21 "Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'" James Widdoes Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (Story)
Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Don Reo (Teleplay)
April 16, 2012 (2012-04-16) 11.22[180]
199 22 "Why We Gave Up Women" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Don Reo (Teleplay)
April 30, 2012 (2012-04-30) 11.32[181]
200 23 "The Straw In My Donut Hole" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Don Reo (Story)
Chuck Lorre, Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers (Teleplay)
May 7, 2012 (2012-05-07) 11.43[182]
201 24 "Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn (Story)
Eddie Gorodetsky, Jim Patterson & Don Reo (Teleplay)
May 14, 2012 (2012-05-14) 11.55[183]

Season 10 (2012/13)[edit]

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No. in
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Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
202 1 "I Changed My Mind About the Milk" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Don Reo & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
September 27, 2012 (2012-09-27) 12.54[184]
203 2 "A Big Bag of Dog" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Don Reo (story)
Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
October 4, 2012 (2012-10-04) 12.33[185]
204 3 "Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt" James Widdoes Don Reo & Jim Patterson (story)
Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
October 11, 2012 (2012-10-11) 11.35[186]
205 4 "You Do Know What The Lollipop Is For" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Alissa Neubauer (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson, & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
October 18, 2012 (2012-10-18) 13.60[188]
206 5 "That's Not What They Call It In Amsterdam" James Widdoes Eddie Gorodetsky & Susan McMartin (story)
Chuck Lorre, Don Reo & Jim Patterson (teleplay)
October 25, 2012 (2012-10-25) 12.94[189]
207 6 "Ferrets, Attack" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Don Reo (story)
Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky, Matt Ross and Max Searle (teleplay)
November 1, 2012 (2012-11-01) 12.65[190]
208 7 "Avoid the Chinese Mustard" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Gemma Baker (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
November 8, 2012 (2012-11-08) 14.07[191]
209 8 "Something My Gynecologist Said" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Jim Patterson (story)
Don Reo & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
November 15, 2012 (2012-11-15) 13.87[192]
210 9 "I Scream When I Pee" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre & Don Reo (story)
Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky & Steve Tompkins (teleplay)
November 29, 2012 (2012-11-29) 13.74[193]
211 10 "One Nut Johnson" James Widdoes Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Chuck Lorre, Steve Tompkins & Alissa Neubauer (teleplay)
December 6, 2012 (2012-12-06) 13.50[194]
212 11 "Give Santa a Tail-Hole" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Matt Ross & Mark Seale (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
December 13, 2012 (2012-12-13) 13.35[195]
213 12 "Welcome to Alancrest" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Don Reo and Steve Tompkins (story)
Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan McMartin (teleplay)
January 3, 2013 (2013-01-03) 15.41[196]
214 13 "Grab A Feather And Get In Line" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky, & Gemma Baker (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Alissa Neubauer (teleplay)
January 10, 2013 (2013-01-10) 14.40[197]
215 14 "Run, Steven Staven! Run!" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Susan McMartin (story)
Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky and Steve Tompkins (teleplay)
January 31, 2013 (2013-01-31) 13.70[198]
216 15 "Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Don Reo and Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Jim Patterson, Matt Ross and Max Searle (teleplay)
February 7, 2013 (2013-02-07) 14.12[199]
217 16 "Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Eddie Gorodetsky and Alissa Neubauer (story)
Jim Patterson, Don Reo and Steve Tompkins (teleplay)
February 14, 2013 (2013-02-14) 13.69[200]
218 17 "Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Nick Bakay (story)
Don Reo, Eddie Gorodetsky and Gemma Baker (teleplay)
February 21, 2013 (2013-02-21) 13.41[201]
219 18 "The 9:04 From Pemberton" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Don Reo, Steve Tompkins and Alissa Neubauer (teleplay)
March 7, 2013 (2013-03-07) 13.54[202]
220 19 "Big Episode. Someone Stole A Spoon" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Don Reo and Gemma Baker (story)
Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Susan McMartin (teleplay)
March 14, 2013 (2013-03-14) 12.18[203]
221 20 "Bazinga! That's From A TV Show" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Don Reo, Matt Ross and Max Searle (teleplay)
April 4, 2013 (2013-04-04) 13.71[204]
222 21 "Another Night With Neil Diamond" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Don Reo and Steve Tompkins (story)
Jim Patterson, Eddie Gorodetsky and Nick Bakay (teleplay)
April 25, 2013 (2013-04-25) 11.32[205]
223 22 "My Bodacious Vidalia" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Eddie Gorodetsky (story)
Gemma Baker, Matt Ross and Matt Searle (teleplay)
May 2, 2013 (2013-05-02) 12.12[206]
224 23 "Cows, Prepare to be Tipped" James Widdoes Chuck Lorre, Alissa Neubauer and Susan McMartin (story)
Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Eddie Gorodetsky (teleplay)
May 9, 2013 (2013-05-09) 12.83[207]

Season 11 (2013/14)[edit]

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No. in
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Title Directed by Written by Original air date U.S. viewers
(millions)
225 1 "Nangnangnangnang" James Widdoes Story: Chuck Lorre & Susan McMartin
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Steve Tompkins
September 26, 2013 (2013-09-26) 11.59[208]
226 2 "I Think I Banged Lucille Ball" James Widdoes Story: Chuck Lorre & Alissa Neubauer
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson & Jeff Lowell
October 3, 2013 (2013-10-03) 9.34[209]
227 3 "This Unblessed Biscuit" James Widdoes Story: Chuck Lorre & Jim Patterson
Teleplay: Don Reo, Matt Ross & Matt Searle
October 10, 2013 (2013-10-10) 9.14[210]
228 4 "Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank" James Widdoes Story: Chuck Lorre & Susan McMartin
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Don Reo & Steve Tompkins
October 17, 2013 (2013-10-17) 8.59[211]
229 5 "Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003" James Widdoes Story: Steve Tompkins, Alissa Neubauer & Don Reo
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell & Jim Vallely
October 24, 2013 (2013-10-24) 8.53[212]
230 6 "Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Susan McMartin & Jon Cryer
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher & Jeff Lowell
November 7, 2013 (2013-11-07) 8.27[213]
231 7 "Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie" James Widdoes Story: Jim Patterson, Steve Tompkins & Jeff Lowell
Teleplay: Don Reo, Matt Ross & Max Searle
November 14, 2013 (2013-11-14) 8.66[214]
232 8 "Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room." James Widdoes Story: Chuck Lorre, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins
Teleplay: Don Reo, Susan McMartin and Saladin Patterson
November 21, 2013 (2013-11-21) 8.69[215]
233 9 "Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Tim Kelleher, Nathan Chetty
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Saladin Patterson, Jim Valley
December 5, 2013 (2013-12-05) 8.47[216]
234 10 "On Vodka, on Soda, on Blender, on Mixer!" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson, Jeff Lowell
Teleplay: Saladin Patterson, Matt Ross, Max Searle
December 12, 2013 (2013-12-12) 8.54[217]
235 11 "Tazed in the Lady Nuts" James Widdoes Story: Tim Kelleher, Jeff Lowell and Jim Vallely
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins
January 2, 2014 (2014-01-02) 8.74[218]
236 12 "Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball." James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Susan McMartin and Leslie Shapira
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Matt Ross and Matt Searle
January 9, 2014 (2014-01-09) 9.58[219]
237 13 "Bite Me, Supreme Court" James Widdoes Story: Tim Kelleher, Jeff Lowell and Jim Vallely
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins
January 30, 2014 (2014-01-30) 8.86[221]
238 14 "Three Fingers of Crème de Menthe" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Maria Espada Pearce
Teleplay: Steve Tompkins, Saladin K. Patterson and Susan McMartin
February 6, 2014 (2014-02-06) 8.32[222]
239 15 "Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin" James Widdoes Story: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher and Jim Vallely
Teleplay: Don Reo, Matt Ross and Max Searle
February 27, 2014 (2014-02-27) 10.02[223]
240 16 "How to Get Rid of Alan Harper" James Widdoes Story: Saladin K. Patterson, Jim Vallely and Leslie Schapira
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson, and Jeff Lowell
March 6, 2014 (2014-03-06) 10.38[224]
241 17 "Welcome Home, Jake" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Saladin K. Patterson
Teleplay: Tim Kelleher, Matt Ross and Max Searle
March 13, 2014 (2014-03-13) 9.43[225]
242 18 "West Side Story"[226] James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Susan McMartin
Teleplay: Jeff Lowell, Matt Ross and Max Searle
April 3, 2014 (2014-04-03) 9.23[227]
243 19 "Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang" James Widdoes Story: Jeff Lowell, Matt Ross and Max Searle
Teleplay: Don Reo, Jim Patterson and Steve Tompkins
April 10, 2014 (2014-04-10) 9.55[228]
244 20 "Lotta Delis in Little Armenia" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Steve Tompkins and Saladin K. Patterson
Teleplay: Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher and Jim Vallely
April 24, 2014 (2014-04-24) 9.35[229]
245 21 "Dial 1-900-MIX-A-LOT" James Widdoes Story: Jim Patterson, Matt Ross and Max Searle
Teleplay: Don Reo, Steve Tompkins and Susan McMartin
May 1, 2014 (2014-05-01) 8.97[230]
246 22 "Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead" James Widdoes Story: Don Reo, Jim Patterson, Tim Kelleher and Jim Vallely
Teleplay: Steve Tompkins, Jeff Lowell, Matt Ross and Max Searle
May 8, 2014 (2014-05-08) 8.35[231]

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