List of fictional books from non-print media

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False documents are a frequent device in literature. This is a list of fictional books that appear in television, movies, music, video games, and other non-print media. Fictional books appearing in books are listed in List of fictional books. Fictional books appearing in comics, newspapers, and the like are listed in List of fictional books from periodicals.

Contents

[edit] Fictional books from TV series

[edit] As Time Goes By

[edit] Buffy the Vampire Slayer

  • The Black Chronicles
  • Blood Rites and Sacrifices
  • The Book of Aurelius
  • Bristow's Demon Index
  • Exploring Demon Dimensions
  • Guttenberg Demonography
  • Hebron’s Almanac
  • Hell's Offspring
  • Hume’s Paranormal Encyclopedia
  • Merenshtadt Text
  • The Pagan Rites
  • The Pergamum Codex by Aurelius
  • Sir Robert Kane’s Twilight Compendium
  • The Tiberius Manifesto
  • Vampyr
  • Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice

[edit] Doctor Who

[edit] Family Guy

  • Caddyshack, the novelization
  • Faster Than the Speed of Love by Brian Griffin
  • Horton Hears Domestic Violence in the Next Apartment and Doesn't Call 911!
  • T and Me by George Peppard
  • For the Last Time, I'm Not Mr. T by Ving Rhames
  • Nobody Poops But You, unsuccessful toilet training book, parody of Everyone Poops
  • Wish It Want It Do It by Brian Griffin
  • You're a Naughty Child, and That's Concentrated Evil Coming Out the Back of You, Catholic toilet training book
  • "Much Ado About Humping", erotic novel
  • Peter Griffin wrote a series of erotic novels dubbed "Peterotica":
    • Angela's Asses
    • Catcher in the Eye
    • Shaved New World
    • Harry Potter and the Half-Black Chick
    • What I Would Do Sexually to Hillary Clinton
    • The Hot Chick Who Was Italian or Maybe Some Kind of Spanish

[edit] Futurama

  • Great Machete Battles
  • Harry Potter and the Balance of Earth by Al Gore
  • True Stories of Courageous Animals
  • What the Hell is Kwanzaa?
  • Zapp Brannigan's Big Book of War by Zapp Brannigan
  • Dances of the Ancient Bronx

[edit] Gantz

  • Labyrinth by Miranda Foster

[edit] MADtv

  • After Elizabeth Was Brought Home by Ed and Lois Smart
  • Break in the Ice
  • Elizabeth’s Favorite Taco Recipes by Ed and Lois Smart
  • Gone With the Wind My Ass by Nautica Brown
  • Judging For Dummies
  • Sex Horse by Dan Oster
  • Shakespeare for Complete Idiots
  • The Ultimate Guide to the Female Orgasm
  • Unbridled Passion by Dan Oster
  • Wild Mustang by Dan Oster

[edit] Monty Python

  • My God, by theologian Monsignor Edward Gay
  • Hello Sailor, by humanist lecturer Dr. Tom Jack
  • The Problems of Kierkegaard, by Dr. Tom Jack
  • The Boy's Book of Boys ("will not suit all tastes")
  • The Hackenthorpe Book of Lies, by Ron Hackenthorpe, Derek Hackenthorpe, Jeff "The Nozz" Hackenthorpe and Luigi V. Hackenthorpe (in four handsomely bound volumes)
  • The Oxfod [sic] Simplified Dictionary

From the Bookshop Skit

  • The Amazing Adventures of Captain Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet and her Intrepid Spaniel Stig amongst the Giant Pygmies of Beccles, Volume Eight presumably by Capt. Gladys Stoat-Pamphlet
  • Biggles Combs his Hair, author unknown
  • David Coperfield [sic] by Edmund Wells
  • Ethel the Aardvark Goes Quantity-Surveying, author unknown
  • The Gospel According to Charlie Drake, presumably by Charlie Drake
  • Grate Expectations by Edmund Wells
  • A Sale of Two Titties by Edmund Wells
  • A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Fight by "an Irish gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment"[1]
  • Knickerless Nickleby by Edmund Wells
  • Khristmas Karol by Edmund Wells
  • Olsen's Standard Book of British Birds
  • Rarnaby Budge by Charles Dikkens, the well-known Dutch author
  • Thirty Days In the Samarkand Desert with the Duchess of Kent by A.E.J. Elliott, O.B.E.

[edit] Murder, She Wrote

by J.B. Fletcher

  • The Corpse Danced at Midnight
  • Dirge for a Dead Dachshund
  • A Faded Rose Beside Her
  • Murder on the Amazon
  • Lover's Revenge
  • The Umbrella Murders
  • Murder at the Inn
  • Murder at the Digs
  • Murder in a Minor Key
  • The Stain on the Stairs
  • The Mystery of the Mutilated Minion
  • The Belgrade Murders
  • Sanitarium of Death
  • Calvin Canterbury's Revenge
  • Murder at the Asylum
  • Murder Comes to Maine
  • Good-bye, Charlie
  • The Corpse That Wasn't There
  • Ashes, Ashes, Fall Down Dead
  • The Messengers of Midnight
  • The Poison in My Heart
  • All the Murderers
  • Murder at the Ridge Top
  • The Corpse at Vespers
  • The Triple Crown Murders
  • The Crypt of Death
  • A Killing at Hastings Rock
  • The Uncaught
  • Murder in White
  • The Dead Must Sing
  • The Killer Called Collect
  • Stone Cold Dead
  • Endangered
  • The Launch Pad Murders
  • Runway to Murder
  • The Venomous Valentine
  • A Case of a Half of Murder
  • Yours Truly, Damian Sinclair
  • The Dead Man Sang
  • The Corpse Swam by Moonlight

[edit] Newhart

  • The Complete History of the Universe by Donald Boom
  • Up the Amazon by Colonel Lloyd Menninger

by Dick Loudon

  • Anything Can Be a Lamp Base
  • How to Make Your Dream Bathroom
  • Let's Build a Barbecue
  • Murder at the Stratley
  • Pillow Talk (with Joanna Loudon)
  • Shelf Help

[edit] Seinfeld

[edit] The Simpsons

  • Angelica Button and the Chalice of Consequence
  • Angelica Button and The Deadly Denouement
  • Angelica Button and The Dragon King's Trundle Bed
  • Angelica Button and the Half-blood Pudding
  • Angelica Button and the Infinite Armoire
  • Angelica Button and the Marmalade of Destiny
  • Angelica Button and the Mystery of Secrets
  • Angelica Button and the Teacup of Terror
  • Angelica Button and the Scone of Destiny
  • Astonishing Prices Comic Book Price Guide
  • Baby's First Pop-Up Book
  • Backdoors to Citizenship, nonfiction
  • The Big Book of British Smiles, photo book
  • Bordello Repair Vol. I
  • Bork on Sex
  • Chicken Soup for the Loser
  • A Child's Garden of Cons by Grampa Simpson, under the pseudonym Grifty McGrift
  • The Clue in the Clock, controversial Nancy Drew book
  • Curious George and the Ebola Virus, a children's book
  • Forgotten Lore
  • Happiness Is a Naked Steve Allen
  • The Harpooned Heart by Marge Simpson
  • The Harpooned Heart 2: Thunder Down Under by Marge Simpson
  • Homer, I Hardly Knew Me by Homer Simpson (autobiography)
  • How to Cook for Forty Humans, cookbook
  • How to Get Rich Writing Cartoons by John Swartzwelder
  • How to Loot Brazil
  • How to Make Love to Steve Allen
  • How to Seduce Your Lousy, Lazy Husband
  • How to Talk to a Drunk Father
  • How to Tunnel out of Prison
  • I Am Also Scotty by Leonard Nimoy (a fictitious follow-up to his two real books I Am Not Spock and I Am Spock)
  • Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie: The Novel by Norman Mailer
  • Journey to the Center of Steve Allen
  • The Joy of Cooking Steve Allen
  • The Joy of Cooking Milhouse
  • Kosher Erotic Cakes
  • Lets Not Go London
  • Love in the Time of Scurvy
  • Mapplethorpe, photo book
  • Married Life: A Wife-Saving Guide
  • Mr. and Mrs. Erotic American, audio book, read by Paul Harvey
  • The Murderer Did It by Lenny Leonard
  • Only Turkeys Have Left Wings by Birch Barlow
  • Owning Your Okayness, self-help, by Brad Goodman
  • Rational Thinking, Reasonable Future by Al Gore
  • Sane Planning, Sensible Tomorrow by Al Gore
  • Smiles of Ireland
  • Someone's In The Kitchen With Jesus by Rev. Timothy Lovejoy
  • Tanks of the Third Reich
  • The 10 Dos and 500 Don'ts of Knife Safety
  • The Bible for Wise-Asses
  • The Truth About Whacking Day by Bob Woodward
  • Tome by Gore Vidal
  • Ueberroth, a biography
  • Unidentified Flying Outrage!
  • Weight Loss Through Laborious Sex
  • Who Wants to Be a Brazillionaire?
  • Will There Ever Be A Rainbow by Montgomery Burns, autobiography
  • Your Gimmicky Restaurant by Bennigan and Fuddrucker

[edit] Spitting Image

[edit] SpongeBob SquarePants

[edit] Star Trek universe

  • Anslem (by Jake Sisko)
  • Beyond the Galactic Edge, Humanity's Quest for Infinity (by Hesterman)
  • Book of the Kosst Amojan (Bajoran)
  • Book of the People, The (Fabrini)
  • Burning Hearts of Qo'noS from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine novels
  • Call of the Prophets, The (Bajoran)
  • Cave Beyond Logic, A: Vulcan Perspectives on Platonic Thought (Vulcan)
  • Chicago Mobs of the Twenties
  • Collected Works of Jirex, The (Talaxian)
  • Clash on the Fire Plains (Vulcan)
  • Dictates of Poetics, The (by Vulcan writer T'Hain)
  • Down the River Light (17-volume book by Caster)
  • Dream of the Fire, The (Klingon)
  • Eldaxon's Collected Folklore (Talaxian)
  • Fall of Kang, The (by Klingon poet G'Trok)
  • Falor's Journey (Vulcan)
  • Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
  • Finding and Winning your Perfect Mate (by Jennings Rain)
  • Hotel Royale, The (by Todd Matthews)
  • How to Advance Your Career Through Marriage
  • Gaudaal's Lament (by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan)
  • Kir'shara, The (by Surak of Vulcan)
  • Kitara's Song (by Bajoran poet Akorem Laan)
  • Leonard McCoy's Comparative Alien Physiology (by Leonard McCoy)
  • Linear Models of Viral Propagation (by Katherine Pulaski)
  • Meditations on a Crimson Shadow (Cardassian novel by Preloc)
  • Never Ending Sacrifice, The (Cardassian)
  • Nightingale Woman (by Phineas Tarbolde)
  • Oo-mox for Fun and Profit
  • Paq'batlh, The (Klingon religious text)
  • Past Prologue (by Jake Sisko)
  • Photons Be Free by the Doctor in Star Trek: Voyager
  • Teachings of Surak, The (Vulcan, English translation by Skon)
  • The Tragedy of Khamlet, Son of the Emperor of Qo'noS (Star Trek VI - short title: The Klingon Hamlet)
  • Vulcan Love Slave (or The Arduous Journey of T'Lana on the Road to Enlightenment) in Star Trek: Deep Space Nine
  • Women Warriors at the River of Blood from Star Trek: Voyager

[edit] The X-Files and Millennium

  • A Lapful of Severed Tongues by Jose Chung
  • Dance on the Blood-Dimmed Tide by Onan Goopta
  • Doomsday Defense by Jose Chung
  • From Outer Space by Jose Chung
  • The Caligarian Candidate by Jose Chung
  • The Hacked-Up Hack by Onan Goopta
  • The Lonely Buddah by Jose Chung
  • To Serve Man by Jose Chung

[edit] Miscellaneous from television

[edit] Fictional books from films

[edit] Bedtime Stories

  • The Organic Squirrel Gets a Bike Helmet
  • Rainbow Alligator Saves the Wetlands

[edit] Bloodbath at the House of Death

  • The Secret Door by Cameron Cryer
  • The Silent Fart by an unknown author
  • The Sudden Spear by an unknown author

[edit] C.S.A.: The Confederate States of America

  • A Northern Wind by unknown author
  • The Grey and the Blue by Sherman Hoyle
  • Indians in Exile by David Broadfoot
  • My Union Soldier by unknown author
  • Of Belles in Blue by unknown author
  • The Yankee by Thomas Dixon, Jr.

[edit] Land of the Lost

[edit] The Royal Tenenbaums

  • Accounting for Everything: A Guide to Personal Finance by Henry Sherman (nonfiction)
  • Dudley's World by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
  • Erotic Transference by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
  • Family of Geniuses by Etheline Tenenbaum
  • Nakedness Tonight by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
  • Old Custer by Eli Cash (novel)
  • The Peculiar Neurodegenerative Inhabitants of the Kazawa Atoll by Raleigh St. Clair (nonfiction)
  • Static Electricity by Margot Tenenbaum (play)
  • Three Plays by Margot Tenenbaum
  • Wildcat by Eli Cash (novel)

[edit] Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit

Most are parodies of a work, pointed to by the link.

[edit] In the Mouth of Madness

[edit] Synecdoche, New York

  • Getting Better: The Sacred Energy in All Life Forms by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • Getting Blissed Out: Happiness Through Medication by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • I Don't Feel Well Today by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • If I Were You by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • It's Raining Too Loud: Surviving an Emotional Downpour by Dr. Madeline Gravis
  • Little Winky by Horace Azpiazu

[edit] Miscellaneous from film

[edit] Fictional books from video games

[edit] Broken Sword: The Shadow of the Templars

  • Creative Shelving for Beginners
  • The Crooked Crusader Caper by Molly Peagram (also known as Nigel Peagram), a medieval detective story
  • The Crusader Families of Ireland by Molly Peagram (under the name of Professor Peagram)
  • Hypnosis for Fun and Profit

[edit] Monkey Island series

[edit] Sid Meier's Alpha Centauri

  • Nonlinear Genetics by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • For I Have Tasted The Fruit by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • Address to the Faculty by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • The Feedback Principle by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • Now We Are Alone by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • See How They Run by Academician Prokhor Zakharov
  • We Must Dissent by Sister Miriam Godwinson
  • But For The Grace Of God by Sister Miriam Godwinson
  • Looking God In The Eye by Chairman Sheng-ji Yang
  • Planet: A Survivalist Guide by Colonel Corazón Santiago
  • The Centauri Monopoly by CEO Nibuwake Morgan
  • Conversations with Planet by Lady Deirdre

[edit] Miscellaneous from games

[edit] Fictional books from music

  • A Lesson In Tightropes, Surfing Your High Hopes, and Adios, Kansas are titles suggested in the song Cigarettes and Chocolate Milk written and performed by Rufus Wainwright.

[edit] Fictional books from radio programmes

[edit] The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

  • The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - An electronic book developed by MegaDodo Publications as a travel-book for hitchhiker's travelling about the Milky Way.
  • Encyclopaedia Galactica - An encyclopaedia that has been supplanted by The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy in some parts of the galaxy as the HHG2G is slightly cheaper than the Encyclopaedia Galactica and has the words Don't Panic on its cover. The Encyclopedia Galactica was borrowed from Isaac Asimov's Foundation series.
  • 53 More Things to Do in Zero-Gravity - A bestselling book that was ousted from the bestselling lists by the HHG2G.
  • Where God Went Wrong, Some More of God's Greatest Mistakes, Who Is This God Person, Anyway? and Well, That About Wraps It Up for God are four controversial philosophical works by Oolon Colluphid that are proven to be less controversial than the HHG2G, despite their overtly atheistic attitudes about God.

[edit] Miscellaneous from radio programmes

  • I Knew Terence Neuk by Eileen Beardsmore-Lewisham is a book referenced in one episode of The Goon Show.

[edit] See also

[edit] References

  1. ^ These are the title and author in the recorded version; there are also versions of the script which refer to A Hundred and One Ways to Start a Monsoon by "an Indian gentleman whose name eludes me for the moment".
  2. ^ Farewell Atlantis
  3. ^ The Na'vi

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