Lolly Scramble

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Lolly Scramble  
Author(s) Tony Martin
Country Australia
Language English
Genre(s) Humour
Publisher Pan Macmillan
Publication date October 2005
Media type Print (Paperback)
Pages 320 pp
ISBN 0330422138

Lolly Scramble: A Memoir of Little Consequence, published in 2005, is collection of autobiographical essays by New Zealand-Australian comedian Tony Martin. A second volume, A Nest of Occasionals, appeared in 2009.

The people mentioned in the book are not referred to by their real names.

Contents

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[edit] Next Teller Please

Tells of the decline in use of passbooks in banking.

[edit] Something Of Dreams

A New Zealand TV show shoots a scene in the neighbourhood of Martin's friend from Thames South Primary.

[edit] Mono

Martin and his friend befriend a peer whose religion forbids board games, television and movies, who is rumoured to possess only one testicle.

[edit] Longnecks

14-year-old Martin discusses 18 year old Donna, who he has a crush on, with her 29 year old boyfriend, and later attempts to engage her in conversation.

[edit] The Secret Passage

Martin's experience with New Zealand amateur theatre.

[edit] A Made Bed in Hell

Martin moves into a rented room at the Yeoman household in Auckland.

[edit] No Tarzan, Mind

An account of Martin's time in the advertising industry, starting at the bottom rung, and learning kerning.

[edit] The Yeti

Martin's experience at an Auckland boarding house run by a Swiss-German husband and Samoan wife.

[edit] Breakfast in Dubbo

An account of a lengthy New South Wales Bus trip.

[edit] Unlucky 12a

Martin's time spent living in a flat in Melbourne.

[edit] Prang

The events following a minor collision with a drunk driver.

[edit] The Doctor is Out

Martin's experience of visiting various Chiropractors to cure recurring back pain.

[edit] The Notary Public

Martin and his wife require legal forms to be signed by the "notary public".

[edit] Any Old Iron

Martin undergoes treatment for Hemochromatosis.

[edit] Donkey Shines

Martin's experience with video game addiction, including Pong, Space Invaders, Donkey Kong, and GoldenEye 007.

[edit] In the Eye of the Lolly Scramble

Parental punishment in combined families, and Christmas cheer.

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