McHale's Navy (film)
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| Directed by | Bryan Spicer |
| Produced by | Bill Sheinberg Jonathan Sheinberg Sid Sheinberg |
| Written by | Peter Crabbe Andy Rose |
| Starring | Tom Arnold David Alan Grier Dean Stockwell Debra Messing with Tim Curry Danton Stone Bruce Campbell French Stewart Ernest Borgnine as 'Admiral Quinton McHale Sr.' |
| Music by | Dennis McCarthy |
| Cinematography | Buzz Feitshans IV |
| Editing by | Russell Denove |
| Studio | The Bubble Factory |
| Distributed by | Universal Studios |
| Release date(s) | 18 April 1997 |
| Running time | 108 min. |
| Country | United States |
| Language | English |
| Budget | $31,190,000 (estimated) |
| Box office | $4,529,843[1] |
McHale's Navy is a 1997 military comedy film starring Tom Arnold as the son of Lieutenant Commander Quinton McHale (retired), known by the same name. The movie is based on the television series that starred Ernest Borgnine.
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[edit] Plot
The movie opens in the Caribbean, on the Island of San Moreno, where a trio of important looking men (a Chinese militant, a Russian General and a European businessman) are meeting with the island's governor. After paying him a suitcase full of money for a special operation, the three men are joined, via helicopter, by Major Vladakov (Tim Curry), the second best terrorist in the world, who will be in charge of the operation. This entire event is witnessed by a young boy named Roberto who takes pictures of the governor, the Major, and his men.
The next morning finds retired Lt. Commander Quinton McHale. (Tom Arnold) making his way to the Naval base of San Ysidro, where he does some trading with the officers. Such goods and services include selling home-brewed beer, ice cream and swimsuit calendars to the men of the San Ysidro Naval Base in exchange for things like medicine and satellite photos to help out the people of San Moreno. The satellite photos are actually his way of spying on the opposing baseball team. Stationed at the base are his old crew. Virgil, a cigar-chomping ladies man and gunner. Happy, the team lookout who lives in a treehouse. Willie, the team techie and moonshine maker. Gruber, a slightly portly card-player and cigar horder. And Christy, the group's musclehead who can unscrew a beer bottle with his eye.
However, the base is now commanded by newly arrived Captain Wallace B. Binghampton (Dean Stockwell) and Lieutenant Penelope Carpenter (Debra Messing). Capt. Binghampton believes his men have gone native and confiscates all of the products McHale has sold them. He wants to resurrect his career after having mistakenly sunk a luxury cruise liner, for which he is famously known.
Valdakov takes control of the baseball field and beach on San Moreno to set up his base of operations. After Roberto inadvertently alerts Vladakov that to McHale's presence, (mostly thanks to the jersey that McHale gave him and the team), Vladakov uses his new stealth boat to blow up McHale's home and nearly destroys his PT-73, a PT Boat, which reveals that they have a rather bad history with each other. When the governor tells Vladakov that his operations are disrupting his lives of the village, Valadakov and his men invade the village during their fiesta, blowing it up and displacing everyone that lived there.
At the Pentagon, Cobra (Ernest Borgnine), who is a Naval Admiral, finds out about Vladakov's presence on San Moreno and instructs Binghampton to stand down in favor of McHale, revealing that he was once a top covert-operative. This shocks Binghampton, but he relays the message to McHale. Unfortunately, McHale rejects the mission, saying he wants nothing to do with it, or with Binghampton. However, upon learning that the village was destroyed, McHale accepts the assignment with the stipulations that he be given his old crew, men stationed at San Ysidro, and complete autonomy from Binghampton. Binghampton appears to agrees but enlists Ensign Charles Parker (David Allen Grier) to spy on McHale. Slowly both Parker and Carpenter realize that Binghampton is inept.
McHale sets up a camp site for the villagers and heads to Cuba for supplies to fix the PT-73 and to combat Vladikov. McHale and his crew use a pirated variety show broadcast to block Vladikov from stealing launch codes and entertain the villagers. Binghampton attempts an attack on Vladikov's base but upon arrival, it is vacated and shown to be a front. Vladikov has killed the men that hired him to blow up the pentagon as he motives are finally revealed. He was monitoring communications between McHale and Cobra and is aware that Cobra is en route. Vladikov attempts to kill Cobra using . Roberto is aboard and he tries to short out the boat to no avail. After Ensign Parker saves Roberto, McHale successfully kills Vladikov. Cobra lands safely and reveals that he is McHale's father, none other than now Admiral Quinton McHale, Sr. Finally, the film ends with the promotions of Lt. Carpenter and Ensign Parker, the US Navy rebuilding the baseball field, McHale re-retirement so that he may pursue a relationship with Carpenter and Binghampton's apparent demotion to umpire for a kids' baseball game.
[edit] Cast
| Actor | Role |
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| Tom Arnold | Lt. Commander Quinton McHale, Jr. |
| Dean Stockwell | Captain Wallace B. Binghamton |
| Debra Messing | Lt. Penelope Carpenter |
| Ernest Borgnine | Admiral Quinton McHale, Sr. (aka Cobra). |
| David Alan Grier | Ensign Charles T. Parker |
| Tim Curry | Major Vladikov |
| Bruce Campbell | Virgil |
| French Stewart | Happy |
| Brian Haley | Christy |
| Danton Stone | Gruber |
| Tommy Chong | Armando / Ernesto |
[edit] Reception
The film received largely negative reviews from critics and was a bomb at the box office, grossing only $4.5 million in ticket sales. McHale's Navy was nominated for a Razzie Award for Worst Remake or Sequel, losing to Speed 2: Cruise Control. It maintains a 3% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.
