Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy
|"Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"|
|South Park episode|
Ms. Stevenson talking to Ike in bed.
|Episode no.||Season 10
|Directed by||Trey Parker|
|Written by||Trey Parker|
|Original air date||October 18, 2006|
|South Park (season 10)
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This episode parodies the TV series Dog the Bounty Hunter. The episode focuses on a situation involving Kyle Broflovski, his little brother, Ike, Eric Cartman, and the kindergarten teacher, Ms. Stevenson. The episode is rated TV-MA on Comedy Central and TV-14 for suggestive dialogue (D), offensive language (L), and sexual content (S) in syndication.
Cartman is taken to see Principal Victoria (Cartman thought he was in trouble after telling the other boys he made another student sick) but is given the job as school hallway monitor, giving Cartman "authoritah". Cartman takes advantage of his new job, such as dressing and acting like "Dog the Bounty Hunter" and bullying others by threatening them with bear mace. During his shift, Cartman finds a love drawing of Miss Stevenson (the kindergarten teacher) by Ike. After Miss Stephenson receives the drawing, she admits she too loves Ike, and the pair go on dates and even have an affair in bed.
One day, though, the pair are caught sharing a bath by Kyle, and a shocked Kyle tries to tell his parents, but Ike, not wanting his parents to find out, distracts him by saying cute things. Kyle then tries to tell the police, but they decide not to arrest Miss Stephenson, even claiming what Ike is doing with his teacher as "nice". Kyle instead informs Cartman. Ike and his teacher kiss during class hours, and Cartman catches the duo. Being a woman, Principal Victoria understands the crime and has Miss Stephenson arrested by the police. Ike though finds out Kyle betrayed him, saying he is "dead to him".
However, Miss Stephenson dodges prison and gains public sympathy by claiming that she is an alcoholic and after a quick trip to rehab kidnaps Ike, intending to take him to Milan. Cartman learns their plane isn't until morning and infiltrates a hotel with Kyle and the gang from "Dog the Bounty Hunter", causing the staff to phone the police. After Earl spots the two, they follow them onto the roof with the police. Miss Stevenson decides to commit suicide with Ike, but after Kyle persuades Ike not to, Miss Stephenson jumps without Ike. Cartman then breaks the fourth wall by talking to the camera as the episode ends.
- Duane "Dog" Chapman reacted to this episode in his autobiography You Can Run But You Can't Hide, stating that he was very pleased with it and commenting "You know you've really made it when they include you on their show."
- The episode draws attention to the tendency for female sex offenders to not be taken as seriously as male sex offenders, as many characters consider Ike to be lucky that his attractive teacher is having sexual relations with him.
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