St. Louis Attack

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St. Louis Attack
Founded 2012
League UIFL (2013)
XLIF (2014-present)
Team history Missouri Monsters (2013)
St. Louis Attack (2014-Present)
Based in St. Charles, Missouri
Arena Family Arena

Teal, Black, White

Owner(s) STL Sports Ventures
President Leah Haines
Head coach Chris McKinney
Cheerleaders Bombshells
Mascot Mak

The St. Louis Attack, formerly known as the Missouri Monsters,[1] are a professional indoor football team which is currently a member of the X-League Indoor Football. Based in St. Charles, Missouri, the Attack play their home games at Family Arena.

The Monsters are the second indoor football team to be based in St. Charles, the other being the River City Rage who last played in 2009.[2]

Franchise history[edit]


The Monsters, originally known as the Kentucky Monsters, were created due to a dispute with the Northern Kentucky River Monsters, who played the UIFL's inaugural season in Highland Heights until the team and the UIFL agreed to part ways. The latter Monsters were created in an attempt to retain the UIFL's rights on the Bank of Kentucky Center and to prevent the original tenants from using the arena. (The UIFL also secured the rights to the Cincinnati market, via the Cincinnati Commandos, to keep the River Monsters from taking root there as well.) The Monsters said they would maintain the River Monsters' prior records. With the objective of forcing the River Monsters out of the Northern Kentucky market having succeeded, the team never made it beyond the naming of a head coach; the Kentucky Monsters quietly folded prior to the 2012 season without playing any games in the UIFL.


Missouri Monsters Logo

Its intellectual property rights were transferred to a proposed 2013 expansion team set to play in St. Charles, Missouri, a suburb of St. Louis.[3] John Parker, was named head coach. On March 8, 2013, the Missouri Monsters opened their season with a game against the Corpus Christi Fury, losing 74-37 in front of a crowd of 4,092 [4]

On March 26, 2013 Head Coach John Parker was fired, and Martino Theus was named Head Coach effective immediately. The Missouri Monsters completed the 2013 season with a 5-5 record.


For the 2014 season, the Monsters changed their name to the St. Louis Attack and will play in the X-League Indoor Football.[5] Chris McKinney has been named Head Coach.

After an undefeated regular season, Attack Head Coach Chris McKinney was named X-League Coach of the Year, and Owner Andrew Haines was named Team Owner of the Year.

Current roster[edit]

St. Louis Attack roster

Running Backs

Wide Receivers

Offensive Linemen

Defensive Linemen


Defensive Backs


Injured Reserve
  • Currently vacant

Exempt List

  • Currently vacant

Practice Squad

  • Currently vacant

Rookies in italics
[1] updated October 1, 2012
26 Active, 0 Inactive, 0 PS

More rosters

Coaches of note[edit]

Head Coaches[edit]

Note: Statistics are correct through the end of the 2013 UIFL season.

Name Term Regular Season Playoffs Awards
W L T Win% W L
John Parker 2013 0 2 0 .000 0 0
Martino Theus 2013 5 3 0 .625 0 0
Chris McKinney 2014–present 9 0 0 1.000 0 1

Coaching staff[edit]

St. Louis Attack staff
Front Office
  • Chief Executive Officer - Andrew Haines
  • Chief Financial Officer - Michael R. Favazza, CPA
  • President – Leah Haines
  • Assistant General Manager - Brian Roth
  • Director of Public Relations - Jim Fossell
  • Director of Community and Media Relations - Jeff Stahlhut

Head Coach

  • Head Coach – Chris McKinney

Offensive Coaches

  • Offensive Assistant –
  • Offensive Line –

Defensive Coaches

  • Defensive Coordinator –
  • Defensive Line -
  • Linebackers -

Statistics and records[edit]

Season-by-season results[edit]

Note: The Finish, Wins, Losses, and Ties columns list regular season results and exclude any postseason play.

League Champions Conference Champions Division Champions Wild Card Berth League Leader
Season Team League Conference Division Regular season Postseason Results
Finish Wins Losses Ties
2013 Missouri Monsters UIFL 5 5 0
2014 St. Louis Attack XLIF 9 0 0
Totals 14 5 0 All-time regular season record (2013-2014)
0 0 - All-time postseason record (2013-2014)
14 5 0 All-time regular season and postseason record (2013-2014)


  1. ^ Unknown (23 July 2013). "St. Louis Attack replace Missouri Monsters". Suburban Journals. Retrieved 15 December 2013. 
  2. ^ Russell Korando (May 25, 2012). "Pro football returning to St. Charles County's Family Arena". St. Louis Journal. Retrieved June 6, 2012. 
  3. ^ "UIFL & NKY River Monsters Agree to Part Ways". UIFL. 
  4. ^ "Monster Attendance for Monsters Home Opener". 
  5. ^ Golden, Devin (2013-05-25). "Going Xtreme: Rampage will help form new indoor league". The Daily Citizen. Retrieved 2013-05-27. 

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