Neil's Heavy Concept Album
|Neil's Heavy Concept Album|
|Studio album by Neil|
Neil's Heavy Concept Album is a 1984 recording of songs and spoken comedy routines by British actor Nigel Planer, in character as the long-suffering hippie Neil from the BBC comedy series The Young Ones. Production, arrangements and keyboards are by Canterbury scene keyboardist Dave Stewart, who also plays guitar, bass and drums. Other players on the album include ex-members of bands such as Gong, Spooky Tooth and Level 42.
The title is self-referentially ironic, since progressive rock concept albums are supposed to have "heavy concepts" but "Neil's Heavy Concept Album" does not. Also, the front of the album sleeve is a loose parody of The Rolling Stones' Their Satanic Majesties Request album sleeve. The rear side is a parody of the Beatle's Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, with Neil wearing different outfits replacing the images of the four Beatles, and the text "A heavy time is guaranteed for all." replacing "A splendid time is guaranteed for all."
The album starts with a spoken apology ("Hello Vegetables") in which Neil says the album was "a hassle to make and there's much too much technology and commercial stuff on it". Additional spoken tracks include Neil having a conversation with a potato in a sewer, reciting a poem to his rubber plant Wayne ("your roots are in the earth, mine are in Twickenham"), and experiencing a flashback in the track "Paranoid Remix" which features Beatles-esque backwards noises and voices, and ends with a parody of the last chord from A Day in the Life. A parody horror movie commercial, which sees vegetarian Neil being turned into a carnivorous monster after accidentally eating a hamburger leads into the original Planer composition "Lentil Nightmare", a dark heavy metal number that quotes briefly from King Crimson's "The Court of the Crimson King" and features Planer singing in an uncharacteristic wailing, high falsetto. In the disco/rap number "Bad Karma in the UK", Neil's mother (played by musician Barbara Gaskin) admonishes him to watch his I Ching, chew his food eleven times, and remember his expectorant. "God Save the Queen" is performed as a cabaret number by a bad American standup comic.
The album was heavily promoted by MTV, who had embraced The Young Ones and served as the sole outlet for the original LP in the US. A television commercial for the album had Neil in character talking about his "really beautiful" album, displaying a hole in his shoe, and hitting his head on the table he was sitting under.
|1.||"Hello Vegetables"||Nigel Planer||0:26|
|2.||"Hole in My Shoe" (Traffic cover)||Dave Mason||3:40|
|3.||"Heavy Potato Encounter"||Planer, D.L. Stewart||0:42|
|4.||"My White Bicycle" (Tomorrow cover)||Keith West, Ken Burgess||3:31|
|5.||"Neil the Barbarian" (narrated by Nigel Planer's brother Roger)||Planer, Stewart||1:12|
|6.||"Lentil Nightmare" (narrated by Stephen Fry)||Rik Mayall, Simon Brint, Rowland Rivron;
additional music by Stewart
|8.||"Wayne"||Planer, Nick Revell||1:36|
|9.||"The Gnome" (Pink Floyd cover)||Syd Barrett||2:29|
|10.||"Cosmic Jam"||Stewart, Brint, Rivron||2:26|
|1.||"Golf Girl" (Caravan cover) (featuring Dawn French as a not-so-nice fairy godmother)||Pye Hastings, Richard Coughlan, David Sinclair, Richard Sinclair||4:40|
|2.||"Bad Karma in the UK"||Planer, Rivron, Brint||2:17|
|3.||"Our Tune"||Planer, Stewart||1:13|
|5.||"The End of the World Cabaret"||Planer||1:09|
|6.||"No Future (God Save the Queen)" (Sex Pistols cover)||Sex Pistols||2:12|
|8.||"Hurdy Gurdy Man" (Donovan cover)||Donovan||3:46|
|9.||"Paranoid Remix" (incorporating "Hole in my Shoe")||Stewart, Planer, Barbara Gaskin, Ted Hayton, Mason||1:59|
|10.||"The Amoeba Song (From 'A Very Cellular Song')" (Incredible String Band cover, from The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter)||Mike Heron||1:19|
The 1984 cassette version of the album is very similar but features the track "Cassette Jam" following "Cosmic Jam" where Neil, realising that the comedy of peanut butter coming around on the LP won't work on the cassette version, redoes the track for cassette and does an impression of the album being tangled on tape and then "Brown Sugar" where Neil discovers some buskers performing the track by The Rolling Stones, assumes the song is about whole foods and joins in with them. After "The Amoeba Song", it features two additional tracks: "Go Away", where Neil tries to explain the album has finished, and the B-side of "Hole In My Shoe", titled "Hurdy Gurdy Mushroom Man."
There is a title inconsistency on the listing of track 9. The LP lists "Paranoid Remix" but the vinyl cover has "Paranoia Remix"
There was also a 12 inch version of "My White Bicycle" released which featured an "Extended Mix" on the A-side and a "Christmas Rip-Off Mix" on the B-side.
As listed and described on sleeve notes:
Horrible Electric Musicians
- Bryson Graham – heavy metal drummer
- Gavin Harrison – flash studio drummer
- Pip Pyle – drunken cabaret drummer
- Jakko Jakszyk – heavy and psychedelic guitarist
- Dave Stewart – keyboardist, heavy metal bassist, useless drummer and fifties guitarist
- Rick Biddulph – cabaret bass & Rickenbacker 12 string
Beautiful Acoustic Musicians
- Jimmy Hastings – flute, saxophone and piccolo
- Annie Whitehead – trombone
- Barbara Gaskin – backing vocals
- Ted Hayton – backing vocals on "Hole in My Shoe"
- Rick Biddulph – 12 string guitar
- Allmusic review
- "The Incredible String Band- The Hangman's Beautiful Daughter". Making Time. December 1999. Retrieved 29 December 2010.
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