Professor Branestawm

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The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm, the first book in the series

Professor Branestawm is a series of thirteen books written by the English author Norman Hunter. Written over a 50-year period, between 1933 and 1983, the children's books feature as protagonist the eponymous inventor, Professor Theophilus Branestawm, who is depicted throughout the books as the archetypal absent-minded professor. The name "Branestawm" is a pun, as a homophone of the word "brainstorm".

The first two books in the series were originally published in the 1930s, with the other 11 books published much later from 1970, during Hunter's retirement. As such, there is a 33-year gap between the publication of Hunter's second Branestawm novel, Professor Branestawm's Treasure Hunt (1937), and his third, The Peculiar Triumph of Professor Branestawm (1970).


Professor Branestawm is always at work in his "Inventory" creating bizarre inventions, all of which either malfunction or work in unanticipated ways, and which lead him into incredible adventures, often accompanied by his friend Colonel Dedshott of the Catapult Cavaliers (soldiers who use catapults as their only weapon), and his housekeeper Mrs Flittersnoop. He lives in Great Pagwell, which is apparently surrounded by other Pagwells (Little Pagwell, Pagwell Heights, Pagwell Gardens etc.). In "The Professor Borrows a Book", he manages to lose fourteen different copies of the same book from fourteen different public libraries, and has to cycle frantically between fourteen different Pagwells to renew his books to avoid being fined. In "The Fair at Pagwell Green", the professor is mistaken for a waxwork, only because of Colonel Dedshott. Colonel thought the waxwork to be a frozen professor, so he and Mrs. Flittersnoop heated it, melting the waxwork. Meanwhile the professor was covered along with all the waxworks when he was all lost in thoughts. He suddenly stopped thinking and when trying to get out of the fair, was thought to be a living waxwork!

The Professor is described in the first book as having, like all great men, simple tastes: "His coat was simply fastened with safety pins because the buttons had simply fallen off. His head was simply bald and it simply shone like anything when the sun caught it." He has five pairs of spectacles – one for reading, one for writing, one for out of doors, one for looking at you over the top of and a fifth pair for looking for the others on the frequent occasions when they get lost. Other pairs of spectacles are often mentioned.

Mrs Flittersnoop, his housekeeper, causes trouble a few times through her lack of understanding for the Professor's genius. In "The Wild Waste Paper", she throws what seems to be a bottle of cough medicine into the waste bin. The liquid turns out to be the Professor's elixir of life, which was in the bottle because cough medicine is the only thing that can stop the stuff dead without actually destroying it. Since the bottle was uncorked to allow air in (nothing can live without air), the waste paper in the bin comes to life. Even when stuck up a pear tree surrounded by giant, predatory bits of waste paper, the Professor retains his scientific detachment, wondering if a carpenter's bill would know a saw if it saw one, and if so, whether the gas bill might explode at any moment.

The names of other characters in the books, like the Professor's, are puns:

  • Mrs Flittersnoop - the Professor's housekeeper
  • Colonel Dedshott - his best friend
  • General Shatterfortz - the Colonel's commanding officer
  • Commander Hardaport (Retired) - a neighbour of the Professor's
  • Mr Chintzbitz - a friend of the Colonel's who owns a furniture shop
  • Dr Mumpzanmeasle - the local doctor

Plot devices[edit]

Many of the Professor's perils result from simple absent-mindedness. In "The Screaming Clocks", he invents a clock that doesn't need winding up, but the omission of an important component ("I forgot to put a little wiggly thing in") means the clock doesn't stop at twelve but continues striking thirteen, fourteen and so forth until it can't keep up with itself. In "Burglars!", the Professor invents an automatic burglar catcher, but forgets his house key, tries to get in the window and is grabbed and trussed up by his own machine so thoroughly that even Mrs Flittersnoop fails to recognise him and bashes him over the head for good measure.

Many of the troubles that the professor experiences are the result of his inventions' rebelling and showing anthropomorphic personalities. For instance, the phrase "No Branestawm invention was going to stand for that" occurs several times in the series. Branestawm inventions frequently object to anyone's using them in ways in which they were not designed. For instance, in a story about the Professor's making cuckoo clocks for all his friends, a fight broke out between the clocks, resulting in the destruction of all of them.


The first book featuring Professor Branestawm was The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm, first published in 1933 and illustrated by W. Heath Robinson. Heath Robinson was famous for his rickety contraptions, and the illustrations were a perfect foil to the outlandish plots of these short stories, each picture typically featuring the professor's unfeasibly large forehead. The original book contained a section called seventy-six illustrations by W. Heath Robinson, each with evocative titles such as A telescope of his own invention or With nothing on at all but a big smile (referring to a picture of an extra specially young professor).

The sequel was Professor Branestawm's Treasure Hunt, published 1937. The first edition was illustrated by James Arnold with George Worsley Adamson[1] substituted for the 1966 editions.

Books in the series[edit]

  • The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm (1933)
  • Professor Branestawm's Treasure Hunt (1937)
  • The Peculiar Triumph of Professor Branestawm (1970)
  • Professor Branestawm Up the Pole (1972)
  • Professor Branestawm's Great Revolution (1974)
  • Professor Branestawm Round the Bend (1977)
  • Professor Branestawm's Perilous Pudding (1979)
  • Professor Branestawm and the Wild Letters (1981)
  • Professor Branestawm's Pocket Motor Car (1981)
  • Professor Branestawm's Mouse War (1982)
  • Professor Branestawm's Building Bust-Up (1982)
  • Professor Branestawm's Crunchy Crockery (1983)
  • Professor Branestawm's Hair-Raising Idea (1983)

The following books by Norman Hunter also appear in the British Library catalogue.[2]

  • "Professor Branestawm's Dictionary" (1973)
  • "Professor Branestawm’s Compendium of Conundrums, Riddles, Puzzles, Brain Twiddlers and Dotty Descriptions" (1975)
  • "Professor Branestawm’s Do-it-yourself Handbook" (1976)
  • "Professor Branestawm Stories" (2000, c1980)
  • "The Best of Branestawm" (1980)


Thames Television adapted the first two books into episodes of a television sitcom starring Jack Woolgar, entitled The Incredible Adventures of Professor Branestawm, broadcast from 10 July 1969.

In 2014 it was reported that a BBC television film adaption of Hunter's books, written by Charlie Higson and starring Harry Hill as Professor Branestawm, was expected to be broadcast at Christmas.[3] Filming for this took place in Wallingford during mid October 2014, and included Harry Hill, David Mitchell, Simon Day, Charlie Higson, Ben Miller and Miranda Richardson.


  1. ^ George W Adamson website
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  3. ^ "Harry Hill to play Professor Branestawm on BBC One". BBC News. 1 October 2014. Retrieved 1 October 2014. 

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