Ray J. Johnson
Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. is a character created by comedian Bill Saluga.
Saluga's shtick as Ray J. Johnson is to become annoyed when addressed as "Mr. Johnson", exclaiming in a loud voice, "My name is Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. Now you can call me Ray, or you can call me J, or you can call me Johnny, or you can call me Sonny, or you can call me Junie, or you can call me Junior; now you can call me Ray J, or you can call me RJ, or you can call me RJJ, or you can call me RJJ Jr." ultimately ending with, "but you doesn't hasta call me Johnson!"
The spiel got more widespread attention in the late 70s in a series of commercials for Anheuser-Busch Natural Light Beer. Saluga appeared alongside comedian/pitchman Norm Crosby echoing (in a roundabout way) Norm's advice to unknowing customers: "Well, y'doesn't hasta call it Anheuser Busch Natural Light Beer, and y'doesn't hasta call it 'Busch Natural.' Just say 'Natural!'" This before launching into the "You can call me Ray" tirade at the mere mention of the word "name".
In 1979, Raymond J. Johnson appeared in a TV commercial for a Simon-like electronic game called Einstein. "You don't have to call it Johnson! The game is Einstein. Or you can call it ein, or you can call it stein..."
Capitalizing on the relative fame of Raymond J. Johnson, Jr., in 1979, Saluga, and Evilan Tom released a disco single called "Dancin' Johnson". The single reached #115 in the Record World charts in a 15 week run.
Saluga performed Raymond J. Johnson, Jr. on This Is Tom Jones, The David Steinberg Show, Sanford and Son as well as Redd Foxx's eponymous variety show, and later on television commercials for Anheuser-Busch's Natural Light beer.
Ray J. Johnson was mentioned in 1993 and again in 1999 (as Ray Jay Johnson) on the TV show The Simpsons. In the 1993 episode "Krusty Gets Kancelled", Krusty the Klown mentions that the only bad show he put on was when Johnson co-hosted, saying "That thing was funny for about three seconds." Later in the episode Krusty's rival Gabbo, a Hand-Puppet, asks what guests they have to compete with Krusty's comeback, and his head spun when he found out that all they had was Johnson. Lisa Simpson shared the same sentiment in the 1999 episode "Mom and Pop Art", claiming "I'm sick of him already" after hearing Homer recite Johnson's bit. In 2002, Saluga himself appeared as Johnson in the episode "The Old Man and the Key". In the episode "Brother's Little Helper" Homer asks whether something is "Ray J. funny or O. J. funny?"
In a post-season-13 episode of King of the Hill, "Just Another Manic Kahn-Day," Bobby Hill struggles to comprehend why the show's middle-aged characters consider Ray J. Johnson funny. After forcing himself to listen to a Ray J. Johnson vinyl record in his room multiple times, Bobby finally breaks out in epiphanous laughter.
Johnson's voice can be heard as backing vocals on Martina McBride's iTunes pre-order release of "I Can't Stop Loving You" from her 2009 album Shine.
- The "You can call me Ray" bit in RealAudio format, from tvparty.com
- Bill Saluga at the Internet Movie Database
- Ray J Commercial and Disco Song Dancin' Johnson at http://www.retroist.com
- Einstein commercial at YouTube
- "Krusty Gets Kancelled". The Simpsons. Season 4. Episode 22. 1993-05-13.
- "Mom and Pop Art". The Simpsons. Season 10. Episode 19. 1999-04-11.
- "The Old Man and the Key". The Simpsons. Season 13. Episode 13. 2002-03-10.
- "Brother's Little Helper". The Simpsons. Season 11. Episode 2. 1999-10-03.
- "Just Another Manic Kahn-Day". King of the Hill. Season post-13 (syndication only). Episode 4. 2010-05-06.