Recurring Saturday Night Live characters and sketches introduced 1976–1977
Toy maker Irwin Mainway (Dan Aykroyd) would appear on this talk show and hopelessly defend his company's extremely dangerous products such as "Bag O' Glass", "Bag O' Vipers", "Bag O' Sulfuric Acid", "Mr. Skin Grafter", "Pretty Peggy's Ear Piercing Kit", "Doggy Dentist", "General Tranh's Secret Police Confession Kit", "Johnny Switchblade Adventure Punk", and "Teddy Chainsaw Bear". A sketch frequently aired by SNL on their Halloween retrospective special had Mainway defending Halloween costumes such as a military outfit that included an actual working rifle ("very popular in Texas and Detroit!"), an entirely black and non-reflective uniform called "Invisible Pedestrian" (which had a warning on the package that read "NOT FOR BLIND KIDS"), an airtight plastic bag that was to be affixed over the head with a rubber band called "Johnny Space Commander Mask", and an oil-soaked costume called "Johnny Human Torch", which came complete with an oversized lighter. Each sketch would end with the host (Jane Curtin) condemning Mainway's products, while Mainway would make pathetic attempts to show how more commonplace toys/clothing were equally harmful. Debuted December 11, 1976.
Aykroyd would later appear as Mainway on an episode of the 90's sketch Bill Swerski's Superfans, presenting Michael Jordan merchandising which was also dangerous. Mainway was revealed in this sketch to be a cousin of Todd O'Conner, Chris Farley's character.
The sketch was named the 8th best sketch by The 50 Best Sketches of All Time by nerve.com the third highest ranking sketch on Saturday Night Live after Coneheads at Home and Samurai Hotel.
E. Buzz Miller and Christie Christina
Sleazy public-access television cable TV host E. Buzz Miller (Dan Aykroyd) made crude and lascivious remarks about otherwise commonplace subjects (such as fine art or exercise) to which his ditzy co-host Miss Christie Christina (Laraine Newman) would giggle and make obtuse responses. Debuted January 22, 1977.
A Gilda Radner sketch. Debuted January 29, 1977.
Leonard Pinth-Garnell was a recurring character played by Dan Aykroyd. Pinth-Garnell, always clad in a tuxedo and black tie, would lugubriously introduce a short performance of "Bad Conceptual Theater", "Bad Playhouse", "Bad Cinema", "Bad Opera", "Bad Ballet", "Bad Red Chinese Ballet", or "Bad Cabaret for Children", and then exult in its sheer awfulness. Aykroyd played the character nine times from 1977 through 1979, and returned for a single appearance on November 3, 2001, introducing "Bad Conceptual Theater." (The show was hosted at least one time by Laraine Newman as Lady Pinth-Garnell.) Debuted March 12, 1977.
- "Stunningly bad!"
- "Monumentally ill-advised!"
- "Perfectly awful!"
- "Couldn't be worse!"
- "Exquisitely awful!"
- "Astonishingly ill-chosen!"
- "Really bit the big one!"
- "Unrelentingly bad!"
- "Rally socks!"
- "There... That wasn't so good now, was it?"
- March 13, 1977 host: Sissy Spacek; "Bad Playhouse"
- April 9, 1977 host: Julian Bond; "Bad Cinema"
- May 14, 1977 host: Shelley Duvall; "Bad Ballet"
- October 8, 1977 host: Madeline Kahn; "Bad Opera"
- December 10, 1977 host: Mary Kay Place; "Bad Musical"
- March 18, 1978 host: Jill Clayburgh; "Bad One-Man Theater"
- May 20, 1978 host: Buck Henry; "Bad Conceptual Art"
- November 18, 1978 host: Carrie Fisher; "Bad Red Chinese Ballet"
- February 24, 1979 host: Kate Jackson; "Bad Cabaret for Children"
- November 3, 2001 host: John Goodman; "Bad Conceptual Theater"
A Gilda Radner sketch. Debuted April 9, 1977.
Nick The Lounge Singer
Nick The Lounge Singer was one of Bill Murray's most popular recurring characters during his tenure on SNL. The character was a typical 1970s lounge singer who sang current songs in a drawn-out, schmaltzy manner, and was typically accompanied by Paul Shaffer on piano. Nick always had a different 'seasonal' last name (i.e. Nick Summers, Nick Springs, etc.) or sometimes a surname more specific to the sketch (for instance, if he were performing at a prison, he would be "Nick Slammer") and, although he would perform at such unfortunate gigs as airport bars and dives, he would always sing his heart out. He would often take the popular songs of the time and change some of the lyrics to suit the occasion or the setting. In between songs, Nick would schmooze and joke with the audience, chiding them in a harmless showbiz fashion. In one episode, he spotted Linda Ronstadt (that episode's musical guest) in the audience and proceeded to sing a very uncomfortable and unamused Ronstadt a medley of her hits until her bodyguard (played by John Belushi) finally punches him.
In probably his most famous appearance, he sang the theme from Star Wars, adding his own lyrics ("Star Wars/Nothing but Star Wars/Give me those Star Wars/Don't let them end!") to the famous John Williams piece.
- Nick at Breezy Point Lodge April 16, 1977 host: Elliott Gould
- Nick at the Powder Room January 28, 1978 host: Robert Klein
- Nick at the Honeymoon Room May 13, 1978 host: Richard Dreyfuss
- Nick on the Strip North November 11, 1978 host: Buck Henry
- Nick on the Auto Train February 10, 1979 host: Cicely Tyson
- Nick at TransEastern May 19, 1979 host: Maureen Stapleton
- Nick in the Arctic November 3, 1979 host: Bill Russell
- Nick at Greg's Bar Mitzvah February 23, 1980 host: Kirk Douglas
- Nick at Trader Nick's May 24, 1980 host: Buck Henry
- Nick on the Mississippi March 7, 1981 host: Bill Murray
- Nick in Prison March 21, 1987 host: Bill Murray
- Nick at the Casino September 26, 1999 (25th Anniversary Special)
A Gilda Radner sketch. Debuted April 16, 1977.
Shower Mike with Richard Herkiman
A Bill Murray sketch. Debuted May 21, 1977.