Short Music for Short People
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| Compilation album by Various artists | |||||
| Released | June 1, 1999 | ||||
| Genre | Punk rock | ||||
| Length | 49:27 | ||||
| Label | Fat Wreck Chords | ||||
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Short Music for Short People is a 1999 compilation album released on the Fat Wreck Chords record label. The title is a parody of the 1980s punk compilation Rat Music for Rat People. It features 101 bands playing songs averaging approximately 30 seconds in length.
With a few exceptions, most of the album's tracks were written and recorded specifically for this release at the request of Fat Wreck Chords founder and NOFX bassist/vocalist Fat Mike. It peaked at #191 on the Billboard 200.
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| # | Title | Artist | Length | ||||||
| 1. | "Short Attention Span" | Fizzy Bangers | 0:08 | ||||||
| 2. | "Anchor" | Less Than Jake | 0:30 | ||||||
| 3. | "Ketchup Soup" | Teen Idols | 0:30 | ||||||
| 4. | "A.C.A.B. (All Comic Heroes are Fascist Pigs)" | Terrorgruppe | 0:24 | ||||||
| 5. | "Overcoming Learned Behavior" | Good Riddance | 0:27 | ||||||
| 6. | "Quit Your Job" | Chixdiggit | 0:24 | ||||||
| 7. | "Ready" | The Living End | 0:34 | ||||||
| 8. | "Out of Hand" (Greg Graffin) | Bad Religion | 0:39 | ||||||
| 9. | "Asian Pride" | Hi-Standard | 0:29 | ||||||
| 10. | "Steamroller Blues" | Aerobitch | 0:26 | ||||||
| 11. | "Doin' Laundry" | Nerf Herder | 0:29 | ||||||
| 12. | "Freegan" | Bigwig | 0:32 | ||||||
| 13. | "Not Again" | Undeclinable Ambuscade | 0:31 | ||||||
| 14. | "Waste Away" (Clements, Crowen, Dunegan, Haberman, Frady) | Fury 66 | 0:29 | ||||||
| 15. | "The Radio Still Sucks" | The Ataris | 0:28 | ||||||
| 16. | "Armageddon Singalong" | Unwritten Law | 0:36 | ||||||
| 17. | "Hearts Frozen Solid, Thawed Once More by the Spring of Rage, Despair, and Hopelessness" | AFI | 0:32 | ||||||
| 18. | "Farts Are Jazz to Assholes" | Dillinger Four | 0:33 | ||||||
| 19. | "Surf City" | Spread | 0:28 | ||||||
| 20. | "Back to You" | Swingin' Utters | 0:33 | ||||||
| 21. | "Outhouse of Doom" | The Bar Feeders | 0:34 | ||||||
| 22. | "Alienation" | Citizen Fish | 0:32 | ||||||
| 23. | "Family Reunion" | Blink-182 | 0:36 | ||||||
| 24. | "Mirror, Signal, Wheelspin" | Goober Patrol | 0:28 | ||||||
| 25. | "Saturday Night" | Killswitch | 0:32 | ||||||
| 26. | "Bedroom Windows" | Enemy You | 0:24 | ||||||
| 27. | "Sara Fisher" | No Use for a Name | 0:30 | ||||||
| 28. | "The Ballad of Wilhelm Fink" | Green Day | 0:32 | ||||||
| 29. | "Delraiser Part III: Del on Earth" | Consumed | 0:27 | ||||||
| 30. | "Told You Once" | The Mr. T Experience | 0:11 | ||||||
| 31. | "Randal Gets Drunk" | Lagwagon | 0:28 | ||||||
| 32. | "Fishfuck" | GWAR | 0:32 | ||||||
| 33. | "Howdy Doody in the Woodshed" | The Dickies | 0:32 | ||||||
| 34. | "Long Enough to Forget You" | Samiam | 0:29 | ||||||
| 35. | "Erik Sandin's Stand-In" | Dogpiss | 0:33 | ||||||
| 36. | "We Want the Kids" | 59 Times the Pain | 0:20 | ||||||
| 37. | "Warren's Song Part 8" | Bracket | 0:31 | ||||||
| 38. | "No Fgcnuik" (from Sex Mad) | Nomeansno | 0:31 | ||||||
| 39. | "I Like Food" (Bill Stevenson; from the Fat EP) | Descendents | 0:17 | ||||||
| 40. | "Triple Track" | Dance Hall Crashers | 0:32 | ||||||
| 41. | "Don Camero Lost His Mind" | Guttermouth | 0:29 | ||||||
| 42. | "X-99" (Limp) | Limp | 0:38 | ||||||
| 43. | "Faust" | Jughead's Revenge | 0:31 | ||||||
| 44. | "Deny Everything" (Keith Morris, Roger Rogerson; from Group Sex) | Circle Jerks | 0:25 | ||||||
| 45. | "Hand Grenades" | The Offspring | 0:36 | ||||||
| 46. | "Mike Booted Our First Song, So We Recorded This One Instead" | Mad Caddies | 0:28 | ||||||
| 47. | "Union Yes" | The Criminals | 0:34 | ||||||
| 48. | "Dirty Needles" (Ben Weasel; from Television City Dream) | Screeching Weasel | 0:27 | ||||||
| 49. | "300 Miles" | One Man Army | 0:29 | ||||||
| 50. | "Klawsterfobia" | Strung Out | 0:30 | ||||||
| 51. | "You Don't Know Shit" (Youth Brigade) | Youth Brigade | 0:34 | ||||||
| 52. | "Doin' Fine" | Groovie Ghoulies | 0:27 | ||||||
| 53. | "John for the Working Man" | Tilt | 0:30 | ||||||
| 54. | "A Prayer for the Complete and Utter Eradication of All Generic Pop-Punk" | Spazz | 0:26 | ||||||
| 55. | "It's a Real Time Thing" | The Damned | 0:31 | ||||||
| 56. | "All My Friends Are in Popular Bands" | 88 Fingers Louie | 0:31 | ||||||
| 57. | "I Hate Puck Rock" | D.O.A. | 0:31 | ||||||
| 58. | "Fun" | Pulley | 0:31 | ||||||
| 59. | "To All the Kids" | The Vandals | 0:28 | ||||||
| 60. | "30 Seconds Till the End of the World" | Pennywise | 0:32 | ||||||
| 61. | "Get a Grip" | No Fun At All | 0:27 | ||||||
| 62. | "Blatty (Human Egg)" | Sick of It All | 0:32 | ||||||
| 63. | "I Got None" | ALL | 0:29 | ||||||
| 64. | "See Her Pee" | NOFX | 0:32 | ||||||
| 65. | "F.O.F.O.D." (Kevin Seconds) | 7 Seconds | 0:31 | ||||||
| 66. | "Blacklisted" | Rancid | 0:27 | ||||||
| 67. | "Chandeliers and Souvenirs" | Diesel Boy | 0:29 | ||||||
| 68. | "Your Kung Fu Is Old...and Now You Must Die!!!" | Adrenalin O.D. | 0:31 | ||||||
| 69. | "My Pants Keep Falling Down" | Frenzal Rhomb | 0:31 | ||||||
| 70. | "I Hate Your Fucking Guts" | The Queers | 0:30 | ||||||
| 71. | "Comin' to Your Town" | D.I. | 0:26 | ||||||
| 72. | "Spray Paint" (Chuck Dukowski, Greg Ginn; from Damaged) | Black Flag | 0:32 | ||||||
| 73. | "Rage Against the Machine Are Capitalist Phonies" | White Flag | 0:28 | ||||||
| 74. | "Bring It to an End" | Anti-Flag | 0:28 | ||||||
| 75. | "Not a Happy Man" (Davis White) | Avail | 0:35 | ||||||
| 76. | "Old Mrs. Cuddy" | The Real McKenzies | 0:31 | ||||||
| 77. | "Traitor" | Agnostic Front | 0:31 | ||||||
| 78. | "Life Rules 101" (Dave Smalley) | Down by Law | 0:31 | ||||||
| 79. | "Wake Up" | Radio Days | 0:32 | ||||||
| 80. | "Too Bad You Don't Get It" | Useless ID | 0:34 | ||||||
| 81. | "Humanity" | Poison Idea | 0:35 | ||||||
| 82. | "In Your Head" | Men O' Steel | 0:25 | ||||||
| 83. | "Supermarket Forces" | Subhumans | 0:32 | ||||||
| 84. | "Tribute to the Mammal" | Buckwild | 0:22 | ||||||
| 85. | "Pretty Houses" | Lunachicks | 0:28 | ||||||
| 86. | "The Band That Wouldn't Die" | Dwarves | 0:38 | ||||||
| 87. | "Like a Fish in Water" | The Bouncing Souls | 0:34 | ||||||
| 88. | "Turn It Up" | The Almighty Trigger Happy | 0:30 | ||||||
| 89. | "Madam's Apple" (Dan Root, Daniel Gadbury) | One Hit Wonder | 0:32 | ||||||
| 90. | "Staggering" (Mel Chappell) | Hotbox | 0:28 | ||||||
| 91. | "DMV" | 20% | 0:29 | ||||||
| 92. | "Big Fat Skinhead" | Snuff | 0:30 | ||||||
| 93. | "Pimmel" (Kim Shattuck) | The Muffs | 0:34 | ||||||
| 94. | "Mr. Brett, Please Put Down Your Gun" | H2O | 0:30 | ||||||
| 95. | "Wake Up" | Bodyjar | 0:33 | ||||||
| 96. | "Eyez" | Nicotine | 0:26 | ||||||
| 97. | "Another Stale Cartoon" | Satanic Surfers | 0:31 | ||||||
| 98. | "I Don't Mind" | Ten Foot Pole | 0:31 | ||||||
| 99. | "Welcome to Dumpsville, Population: You" "NY Ranger" "The Count" |
Caustic Soda Misfits Wizo |
1:25 | ||||||
| 49:27 | |||||||||
Note: Since a CD may only have 99 tracks, the final three songs are all on track 99.
