Small Time Crooks
|Small Time Crooks|
Theatrical release poster
|Directed by||Woody Allen|
|Produced by||Jean Doumanian|
|Screenplay by||Woody Allen|
|Editing by||Alisa Lepselter|
|Distributed by||DreamWorks Pictures|
|Running time||95 minutes|
Ray (Woody Allen) and his friends want to lease an old restaurant so they can tunnel from the basement of the restaurant to a nearby bank. Ray's wife Frenchy (Tracey Ullman) covers what they are doing by selling cookies from the restaurant. The bank robbery scheme is a miserable failure, but after they franchise the business, selling cookies makes them millionaires.
In the film's second act, Frenchy throws a big party and overhears people making fun of their decorating taste and lack of culture. She asks an art dealer named David (Hugh Grant) to train her and Ray so they can fit in with the American upper class. Ray hates every minute of it, but Frenchy likes their new culture.
What Ray and Frenchy don't know is that David is really just using Frenchy to get money for art projects he wants to do. Ray finally gets fed up and leaves Frenchy. David and Frenchy go to Europe for more cultural enlightenment and while there, she gets a call and finds out she's been defrauded by her accountants. She's lost everything including her cookie company, home, and possessions. David immediately dumps her.
Meanwhile, Ray has gone back to being a crook and tries to steal a valuable necklace at a party. He has had a duplicate made and through a series of circumstances gets the duplicate and real one mixed up. At the party he finds out that Frenchy is broke so he leaves and goes to see her. He consoles her by saying he stole the valuable necklace and shows it to her. Her new-found cultural enlightenment enables her to tell the necklace was a fake; Ray has gotten the wrong one. But she produces a cigarette case that she had given to David as a gift, and stole back after he dumped her. It once belonged to the Duke of Windsor. They reconcile, decide to sell it and retire to Florida.
- Woody Allen as Ray
- Tracey Ullman as Frenchy
- Elaine May as May
- Elaine Stritch as Chi-Chi Potter
- Kristine Nielsen as Emily Bailey
- Hugh Grant as David
- Michael Rapaport as Denny
- Tony Darrow as Tommy
- Jon Lovitz as Benny
- George Grizzard as George Blint
- Larry Pine as Charles Bailey
The film received generally positive reviews from critics. The review aggregator Rotten Tomatoes reported that the film received 66% positive reviews, based on 96 reviews. Metacritic reported the film had an average score of 69 out of 100, based on 32 reviews.
Ullman was nominated for a Golden Globe for Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture – Comedy/Musical for her performance and Elaine May won Best Supporting Actress at the National Society of Film Critics Awards for her performance.
Small Time Crooks was the highest grossing film directed by Allen at the North American box office between 1989's Crimes and Misdemeanors and 2005's Match Point with a gross of $17.2 million. However it was also one of the few later Allen films which did less well outside the U.S. and Canada, and its global gross was $29.9 million.
- "Small Time Crooks – Movie Reviews, Trailers, Pictures – Rotten Tomatoes". Rotten Tomatoes. Retrieved 2008-02-15.
- "Small Time Crooks (2000): Reviews". Metacritic. Retrieved 2008-02-15.
- "Small Time Crooks (2000)". Box Office Mojo. Retrieved 2008-02-15.
- Robert Osborne of Turner Classic Movies on June 15, 2006
- Small Time Crooks at the Internet Movie Database
- Small Time Crooks at allmovie
- Small Time Crooks at Box Office Mojo
- Small Time Crooks at Rotten Tomatoes
- Small Time Crooks at Metacritic