"Spare Me the Details" is a song by American punk rock band The Offspring. The song is the tenth track on the band's seventh studio album Splinter (2003) and was released as the third and final single, although it was released only in New Zealand and Australia. It was written by frontman Dexter Holland. No music video was produced for the song.
The single was not as commercially successful as the previous two singles released from the album, "Hit That" and "(Can't Get My) Head Around You". The song did, however, chart and peak at No. 31 in the New Zealand Top 40. Although released, the song did not chart in Australia, but still received radio airplay, and was voted by listeners of the Australian rock station Triple M as the 412th best rock song from 1990 to 2012.