Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset

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"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
South Park episode
Paris Hilton dresses up Butters.
Paris Hilton with Butters dressed as a bear.
Episode no. Season 8
Episode 12
Written by Trey Parker
Matt Stone
Directed by Trey Parker
Original airdate December 1, 2004
Season 8 episodes
South Park – Season 8
March 17, 2004 – December 15, 2004
  1. Good Times with Weapons
  2. AWESOM-O
  3. Up the Down Steroid
  4. The Passion of the Jew
  5. You Got F'd in the A
  6. Goobacks
  7. The Jeffersons
  8. Douche and Turd
  9. Something Wall-Mart This Way Comes
  10. Pre-School
  11. Quest for Ratings
  12. Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset
  13. Cartman's Incredible Gift
  14. Woodland Critter Christmas

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"Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset" is episode 123 of the Comedy Central animated series South Park. It was originally broadcast on December 1, 2004. This was one of the 10 episodes featured on South Park: The Hits DVD.

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[edit] Plot synopsis

Paris Hilton opens a new shop, “Stupid Spoiled Whore,” at the mall. There, Wendy Testaburger and her friends discover, among other things, lewd clothing and a perfume titled "Skanque." Wendy is appalled by the blatant objectification of women. Paris's own dialogue is a showcase of her self-centeredness; she berates everyone around her and, in a move designed to allude to Hilton's alleged promiscuity, continually coughs up a white substance that appears to be semen. As she leaves in her limousine, her dog Tinkerbell steals her chauffeur's pistol and shoots itself in the head, presumably to escape from Hilton. Later that day, Wendy is distressed to discover that a friend has purchased the Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset, which contains "a night vision filter, fake money, losable cell phone, and 16 hits of ecstasy!" Meanwhile, Hilton, grieving the suicide of her dog, Tinkerbell, sees Butters playing outside. She decides to make him her replacement pet, putting him in a bear costume and naming him "Mr. Biggles."

Wendy vents her frustrations to her father, who accompanies her to Hilton’s shop. While initially appalled, he is quickly manipulated by the women of South Park into acquiescence and vows to make Wendy "the stupidest, most spoiled whore of them all!" Wendy's friend Bebe organizes a sex party at her house, but refuses to invite Wendy because she isn't whorish enough. Wearing skimpy outfits to school, they make suggestive invitations to the boys, who look more frightened than excited. Cartman, however, fails to obtain an invitation and swears at the girls in frustration.

Meanwhile, Butters introduces Paris Hilton to his parents. Hilton offers them $200 million in exchange for Butters; while Mr. and Mrs. Stotch discuss Hilton's proposal in private, Ms. Hilton herself passes out on Butters' bed in a short skirt. The naïve Butters pokes curiously at Hilton's vulva, believing it to be an animal that lives in her pants. Upon coming to, Hilton accepts the Stotchs’ counteroffer of $250 million.

At Bebe's party, the girls’ attempts to act like stupid, spoiled whores terrify the boys, most of whom attempt to run away. Wendy, meanwhile, is at another home, soliciting the aid of Mr. Slave, the biggest whore she knows, who she hopes will teach her how to become like all the other girls. Mr. Slave explains to Wendy that being a whore can't be taught, then rushes off to break up the sex party. Meanwhile, Butters escapes from Paris Hilton after seeing pictures of her former pets' suicide scenes, including Tinkerbell (who shot himself), Patches the Poodle (who hanged himself), Scrambles the collie (who slashed his wrists in a bathtub) and Cuddles the Beagle (who committed seppuku with a katana). Terrified, he attempts to flee--right into Bebe's ongoing party. Hilton, chasing after the child she only sees as her pet, rushes in just in time to hear Mr. Slave telling all the girls that even though Paris Hilton is rich and glamorous, she's really a talentless nobody. Paris and Mr. Slave commence to argue over who is the bigger whore, and Paris challenges Mr. Slave to a Whore-Off.

At the Whore-Off, Hilton begins with a variety of sex acts, finishing by stuffing an entire pineapple up her vagina. Mr. Slave counters by removing his pants, jumping on top of Hilton and jamming her entire body into his rectum. Mr. Slave silences the amazed crowd with an impassioned speech that parents need to teach their kids to have better role models than Paris Hilton, because they won't learn if their parents turn a blind eye. The girls, seeing the error of their ways, make up with Wendy, while Butters is happy to have escaped from Hilton's clutches. Mr. Slave's speech seems to touch all of the adults of South Park, except for Butters' parents, who are still upset for not receiving $200 million. True to form, Butters's father informs Butters that he is grounded, and (also true to form) Butters is disappointed with both his parents for not being happier at his return and with himself for failing to inspire said joy in them.

Meanwhile, Paris is still stuck inside of Mr. Slave's anus. To her dazed surprise, she is greeted by the Frog King, who tells her to journey through Mr. Slave. This is a reference to the misadventures of Lemmiwinks in the previously mentioned The Death Camp of Tolerance episode.

[edit] Response

Paris Hilton reacted to the episode by saying, "I haven't seen it, but when people copy you, that's like the most flattering thing, so whatever people can say, I just laugh about it. It doesn't matter to me." [1]

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Preceded by
Quest for Ratings
South Park episodes Followed by
Cartman's Incredible Gift
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