Suicide Is Painless

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"Suicide Is Painless" is a song written by Johnny Mandel (music) and Mike Altman (lyrics), which is best known for being featured as the theme song for both the movie and TV series M*A*S*H. The actual title, as it appears on the sheet music, is "Song From M*A*S*H (Suicide is Painless)."

Mike Altman is the son of the original film's director, Robert Altman, and was 14 years old when he composed the song's lyrics. During an appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson in the 1980s, Robert Altman said that his son earned more than a million dollars for co-writing the song while he only made $70,000 for directing the movie. The song, as sung by Johnny Mandel, is played during the film's opening credits. Additionally, the movie also features a scene that begins when Walter Koskiusko Waldowski, a dentist nicknamed "Painless Pole", declares his intention to commit suicide, and the song is sung by Ken Prymus (playing Sergeant Seidman) during the suicide scene. Several instrumental versions of the song were used as the theme for the TV series.

First released in 1970 credited to "The Mash" on Columbia/CBS Records[1], it belatedly became a number one hit in the UK in 1980 after being championed by BBC Radio 1 DJ Noel Edmonds. The refrain is

'Cause suicide is painless,
It brings on many changes,
And I can take or leave it if I please

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[edit] Other appearances

  • The refrain is heard in The Simpsons, when Marge is taken by Ziff's helicopter from her backyard.
  • The refrain also is heard in the Family Guy movie Stewie Griffin: The Untold Story, when a drunken Stewie sings it to Brian at the Drunken Clam.
  • A soundalike of the refrain is heard in the Futurama episode War is the H-Word.
  • Similarly, a drunken Toby Ziegler absently mumbles the song to himself in The West Wing episode "The Stormy Present," while flying on Air Force One to the funeral of a former president.
  • In the 2007 independent New Zealand film Manders, the lead character whispers this song constantly while torturing his victims.
  • In the 20th issue of The Sandman comic book series by Neil Gaiman, the character Element Girl sings this song to Death while asking to be released from life.
  • Australian comedy band Tripod, have a song which outlines the (fictional) annoyance that the writer of "Suicide is Painless" has, as a result of everyone knowing the song as "The Theme from M*A*S*H"
  • The phrase was written in dust on the hood of the car abandoned by disgraced hedge fund manager Samuel Israel III just before his faked suicide.

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Preceded by
"What's Another Year" by Johnny Logan
UK number one single
31 May 1980 - 14 June 1980
Succeeded by
"Crying" by Don McLean
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