The song uses a typical baseball batting practice to set up a woman's night at a tavern, and several men's attempts to pick her up. The first one uses cheap pick-up lines strikes one. The second askes what's her sign strike two. the third lies about his background (claiming he attended Harvard University as a pre-med major) and reaches first but then tells her he quit because it was two hard. The team cannt get one batter to hit against the pitcher, who is a self-centerd ego mainac and thinks he is God gift to women. The crowd of fans start to leave when the grounds keeper steps up to the plate and asked for a pitch. The pitcher is more that happy to oblige He had just struk out the whole team what trouble would it be to make fool of him? The grounds keeper is successful hitting a home run on a fastball runs the bases all the time makeing fun of the pitch when crossing home the girl jumps into his arms.