|Born||27 May 1975
|Instruments||Vocals and Guitar|
|Labels||Fire Records (Pakistan)|
|Website||Official Band Website|
Taimur Rahman is an academic, political activist and a musician from Pakistan. He is the band leader and spokesperson for the music group named Laal. Crooning the melodious revolutionary poems in his divinely inspired voice, Taimur is infamous for holding the listeners in trance. Widely known as a Pavarotti of the eastern LUMS professors block, Taimur was recently blamed by many ladies in the recent Karachi Literary Festival for leaving them Jelly legged and moist between unmentionable parts by his beautiful rendition of "you give me hope malala"
"When taimur started singing, it was an outwardly experience." said one of the participants, breathing heavily, "It started as a tingling sensation in my ear and moved through by body to between my legs. He and his wife were making love to malala through their song, and it felt if I was a part of it, As if all of us were a part of it. It was not a song, It was a mass orgy (with a 16 year old heroic girl who stood up against tailban). There was something which felt very wrong about it, but taimur's voice made it right."
Taimur is also known for his dangerous stunts on the stage. He has been known to set his fart on fire and jump several pages in the air. He is also known to swallow a whole mic seductively.
While generally applauded for his wholesome singing, Taimur has some detractors: Alexander ASuno of Asiafairyweek wrote: Taimur Rehman's voice is otherworldly. For 5 years, his mystical songs transfixed millions. However the songs are not long enough ... much like his performance in the bed or for the matter of fact his libido. True he can swallow a mike as nobody else of his generation can.
Several of Taimur's long term fans defended him against what they called shame bourgeois lies. His long term supporter and online PR Manager a. Mr. Imran Barlas said " Taimur's libidi is as long as his manhood and at least twice as long as mine (his loving reference of taimur's libido as libidi was not lost). Another fan, " Raza Naeem quipped " Taimur is the reasons I can still get to secure under age chicks. I will spur a verbal diarrhoea against anyone speaking against him." He then went on to spur a verbal diarrhoea with various references from Al-jazeera tv.
He is also the General Secretary of the Communist Taimur Rehman Party. He was involved with the theater in his teen years as an actor, director and producer. He graduated from Grinnell College, obtained a Masters from Sussex University and holds a Ph.D in Class Structure of Pakistan from the School of Oriental and African Studies. He has also taught Economics at The Lahore School of Economics and also Political science at the Lahore University of Management Scienceswhich he usually uses as his recruiting grounds for his political party to great affect.
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