The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie

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The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything:
A VeggieTales Movie
Pirates who dont do anything poster.jpg
Directed by Mike Nawrocki
Produced by David Pitts
Phil Vischer
Mike Nawrocki
Paula Marcus
Written by Phil Vischer
Starring Phil Vischer
Mike Nawrocki
Tim Hodge
Cam Clarke
Yuri Lowenthal
Laura Gerow
Alan Lee
Music by Kurt Heinecke
Edited by John Wahba
Production
  company
Big Idea Productions
Starz Animation
Distributed by Universal Pictures
Release date(s)
  • January 11, 2008 (2008-01-11)
Running time 85 minutes
Country United States
Budget $15,000,000
Box office $13,146,773

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie is a 2008 American computer-animated family adventure comedy film directed by Mike Nawrocki and written by Phil Vischer. Produced through Big Idea Productions animation studio and the animation by Starz Animation, it is the second film featuring characters from the VeggieTales video series. The VeggieTales Pirates movie was also the first theatrically released computer-animated film distributed by Universal Studios.

Plot[edit]

The film opens somewhere in the late 17th century with two pirate ships fighting. The prince, Alexander of Monterria, is captured by Robert the Terrible, his ruthless uncle. The other pirates search the ship for the princess, Eloise, but miss her hiding spot and leave. When Eloise and her butler Willory (played by Veggie Tale regular Archibald Asparagus) emerge, she sends a device that her father made, a "Helpseeker," to find heroes to save Alexander. It evades the pirates on the ship and jumps into the sea.

The film jumps to the present where best friends George (Pa Grape), Sedgewick (Mr. Lunt), and Elliot (Larry the Cucumber) are working at a pirate-themed dinner theater. Sedgewick, who is very lazy, has invented a remote-controlled toy truck with a claw arm to help him do things he doesn't feel like doing - though when his girlfriend Ellen asks him to get her some barbecue sauce, it is out of range of his toy and he refuses to make the effort himself. Elliot has a list of things he's afraid of, and when his girlfriend Bernadette (Petunia Rhubarb) asks him to get the barbecue sauce, he says the back room is dark and therefore "on his list." George, who lacks self-respect, does what everyone tells him; his children, George Jr and Lucy, idolize the star of the show, Sir Frederick and he is worried that he does not impress his kids.

Elliot, Sedgewick, and George want to be seen as heroes by their loved ones, but since they're only cabin boys, they think that their dream is unattainable. After the show, while they are cleaning up, an old blind man appears out of nowhere, prophesying that an adventure awaits for them and that "the stage is set for the heroes at hand." Elliot thinks this means that if they all audition, they'll be cast in the show. They audition but it backfires and messed up half of the restaurant; as a result they are fired and thrown into the alley, where they find the Helpseeker and are teleported to the 17th century.

Meeting Eloise and Willory, they set off to Jolly Joe's, a known pirate hang-out, where they learn it was Robert who kidnapped the prince in the hopes of exacting revenge on the king, Robert's brother. They also learn that the clues to find Robert's fortress are hidden in a cave past the Rocks of Malabar. They do find the clues there, but Sedgewick happens across what appears to be a pool of cheese curls, his favorite snack, and decides to stay on the island and relax instead of pursuing Robert. When George and Elliot return to the beach, they discover that Robert's men have taken their boat and captured Eloise and Willory. They head out to follow the clues: go east to the isle of walking rocks, and through the clapping pass.

Back in the cave, the cheese curls turn out to be alive - and vicious. Sedgewick is attacked and, in his desperation to escape being eaten by his own favorite food, discovers he can do anything without giving up. When George and Elliot get to the isle, the rocks, which are really large rock-monsters, start to surround them, but then Sedgewick arrives, having now swum across the ocean followed by the cheese curls. The rocks find the curls amusing and start to interact with them.

The pass opens and one of the rock-monsters helps them get through it. Within the hidden bay, they quickly find Robert's fortress, which is apparently unguarded, but a giant serpent attacks their ship. George and Sedgewick are terrified, but Elliot, overcoming his fear, realizes the guardian is actually just a mechanical device; when it "eats him," he is able to shut the machine down from inside and save his friends.

They rescue the prince and princess, with the help of Sedgewick's "labor-saving device," only to be stopped by Robert. Finding his self-respect at last, George uses a chandelier to knock Robert down. They escape through the fortress's cistern, with Robert in hot pursuit. Back in the bay, Robert's ship opens fire on the heroes, but the king shows up just in time, and Robert goes down with his ship.

The king gives them medals for their good work, reminding them that heroes aren't necessarily strong or handsome or dashing, but in fact anyone who does what he or she knows is right no how matter hard the situation. The Helpseeker returns them to the restaurant, just in time for the Friday night show, but Robert has stowed away on their trip back and attacks Sir Frederick, mistaking him for George. A final showdown with Robert sends him back to his own time. The audience cheers wildly, including their loved ones, and George's children respect him at last. Offered a second chance to be in the show, they refuse, saying that life has plenty of adventure of its own... as the Helpseeker blinks once again.

After the entire cast is credited, Mr. Lunt/Buccaneer Sedgewick, with the rest of the cast, sings 'Rock Monster', a parody of The B-52's' hit "Rock Lobster". Once they're done singing, Bob the Tomato finally makes his appearance, as the director.

Production[edit]

Phil Vischer completed the script for this film in 2002 (before Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl was released). But because of the bankruptcy and buyout of Big Idea Productions, the film wasn't able to start production until late 2005.

The animation was done by Starz Animation in Canada in associates with Big Idea Productions in America.

Reception[edit]

Reviews for The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything were mixed to negative. It received 49/100 positive reviews by Metacritic, and on Rotten Tomatoes, a 39% rating on overall,.[1] The consensus on Rotten Tomatoes said, "This Veggietale should please the youngest crowds, but the silly script will tire the more discerning viewer." Despite the mixed reaction, users on the site were more favorable with an 81% rating. The film earned $12.7 million for Universal Studios out of an estimated $15 million budget.[2] The film was released on DVD on October 11, 2008.

The VeggieTales characters (left to right) of Mr. Lunt, Pa Grape, and Larry the Cucumber on the main stage at the Georgia International Horse Park in Conyers during the Celebrate Freedom 2007 concert on September 1, 2007 dressed in costume for the promotion of the film.

Songs[edit]

  • Spanish Gold, sung by veggies on stage
  • Jolly Joe's, sung by Jolly Joe pirates at Jolly Joe's
  • Yo Ho Hero, sung by Newsboys and Steve Taylor and The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything
  • Papa's Got a Gumball Nellie, sung by Elliot the Brave (score)
  • Walking Rocks, sung by Elliot the Brave (score)
  • Spanish Gold Reprise, sung by veggies on stage
  • The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything, sung by Relient K when the credits are paused
  • Rock Monster, sung by the Veggies and cheese curls while the credits are paused, is a parody of Rock Lobster by The B-52's
  • What We Gonna Do?, sung by TobyMac during the ending credits
  • The Right Thing, sung by Mandisa only on the soundtrack

Cast[edit]

  • Phil Vischer - Pa Grape / Mr. Lunt / Willory (Archibald) / Bob / Additional Voices
  • Mike Nawrocki - Larry the Cucumber/ Rock Monster Dad
  • Cam Clarke - Robert the Terrible / The King
  • Yuri Lowenthal - Prince Alexander
  • Laura Gerow - Princess Eloise
  • Alan Lee - Blind Man / One-Eyed Louie
  • Tim Hodge - Jolly Joe / Kings Ship Officer
  • Megan Murphy - Madame Blueberry
  • Cydney Trent - Petunia Rhubarb
  • Keri Pisapia - Ellen
  • Sondra Morton Chaffin - Caroline
  • Drake Lyle - George Jr. / Rock Monster Boy
  • Ally Nawrocki - Lucy / Rock Monster Girl
  • Jim Poole - Scooter Carrot
  • Joe Spadford - Jacob Lewis / Additional Voices
  • Brian Roberts - Additional Voices
  • Andy Youssi - Additional Voices
  • John Wahba - Additional Voices

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