The Pro (comics)
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Cover of The Pro TPB.
|Publication date||July 2002|
|Number of issues||1|
|Main character(s)||The Pro|
|Pro Oversized||ISBN 1-58240-383-X|
A parody of mainstream superhero comics, it details the brief career of a prostitute given superhuman powers by the Viewer. She reluctantly joins the League of Honor, composed of the Saint, the Knight & the Squire, the Lady, the Lime, and Speedo.
Together they fight an array of lackluster villains such as The Noun and The Adverb, until her coarse language and actions, violence, bloody retributions, and her fellating The Saint result in her being expelled from the League. She rejoins them to fight a terrorist attack, flying into space holding a nuclear bomb and facing certain death (more in an effort to save the life of her young child than anyone else in the vicinity).
Later editions feature an additional eight-page story entitled "The Pro Vs. The Ho" in which the Pro squares off with a 12-armed prostitute.[volume & issue needed] In the story, the Ho receives powers in much the same way that the Pro does via the alien "Viewer" that orbits the Earth in a cloaked ship. Because the Pro has superpowers, she is able to perform sex acts using superspeed. The problem arises when several of the Johns complain that by the time they relax enough to enjoy themselves, their "job" is over. The Ho then appears and confronts the Pro, who knocks her into the river and eventually saves her from drowning. Subsequently the two women get to know one another. The Ho explains that she never wanted superhuman powers, and all she ever wanted to do was work with small animals as a veterinarian. The Pro resolves to take the Ho to animal husbandry facility where she uses all 12 of her arms to "service" the animals for breeding.
In other media
On June 15, 2010 5finity Productions released a limited edition sketch card series, including original art by Amanda Conner, Jimmy Palmotti and notable sketch card artists.
Three volumes collect both of The Pro's adventures:
- Pro Oversized (72 pages, deluxe, oversized and hardcover, November, 2004, ISBN 1-58240-383-X)
- Pro (80 pages, paperback, September 2007, ISBN 1-58240-850-5)
- Pro (72 pages, paperback reprint of Pro Oversized, June 2010, ISBN 1-58240-850-7)
- "THE PRO SELLS OUT OF NEW EDITION, NEW PRINTING COMING" press release. Newsarama. September 18, 2007[dead link]