The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer
|The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer|
|Created by||Barry Fanaro
|Written by||Marc Abrams
|Directed by||Matthew Diamond|
|Country of origin||United States|
|No. of seasons||1|
|No. of episodes||9 (5 unaired)|
|Executive producer(s)||Barry Fanaro
|Cinematography||George La Fountaine Sr.|
|Running time||22–24 minutes|
|Production company(s)||Paramount Network Television|
|Distributor||CBS Television Distribution|
|Original run||October 5, 1998– October 28, 1998|
The Secret Diary of Desmond Pfeiffer is an American sitcom that aired on UPN in 1998. Before it was even debuted, the series set off a storm of controversy because of a perceived light-hearted take on the issue of American slavery.
A black English nobleman named Desmond Pfeiffer is kidnapped by his enemies and sent to America on a slave ship. He eventually becomes President Abraham Lincoln's valet. In the show, he serves as the intelligent and erudite backbone of a Civil War-era White House populated by louts and drunkards.
- Desmond Pfeiffer (Chi McBride) – Black English gentleman serving as President Lincoln's butler.
- Abraham Lincoln (Dann Florek) – 16th President of the United States.
- Mary Todd Lincoln (Christine Estabrook) – President Lincoln's wife.
- Nibblet (Max Baker) – Pfeiffer's assistant
- Ulysses S. Grant (Kelly Connell) – General of the United States Army.
Before the series' premiere, several African American activist groups, including the Los Angeles area NAACP, protested against the premise of the series. On September 24, 1998, a protest against the series was held outside Paramount Studios. Five days later, UPN released a statement regarding the controversy and stated that the network planned on delaying the controversial pilot episode (which never aired) and would instead air an alternate episode in its place. The first episode of the series aired on October 5, 1998, ranking 116th out of 125 television programs for that week. Desmond Pfeiffer was removed from UPN's schedule on October 24 and, after airing one episode two days after being removed from UPN's lineup, was canceled.
|Episode #||Title||Notes||Original air date|
|1||"A.O.L.: Abe On-Line"||Lincoln engages in "telegraph sex" with a woman he's never seen.||October 5, 1998|
|2||"Up, Up and Away"||Desmond, Nibblet and the President wind up trapped behind enemy lines after a freak accident with an observation balloon, and President Lincoln must dress in drag to escape Southern territory. Meanwhile, General Grant tries sobriety.||October 12, 1998|
|3||"Saving Mr. Lincoln"||When Lincoln falls ill before a meeting with Queen Victoria, Mary Todd decides to hire a body double to impersonate the president. Little does the body double know that she's got another use in mind for him.||October 19, 1998|
|4||"Once Upon a Mistress"||When foreign dignitaries bring their mistresses to visit, President Lincoln finds temptation in a gift from a foreign dignitary. Meanwhile, Nibblet concocts a tonic for Mary's migraines.||October 26, 1998|
|5||Pilot||After managing to get himself hired as President Lincoln's butler, Desmond Pfeiffer schemes to return to his native England.||Unaired|
|6||"Pigeon English"||No synopsis available.||Unaired|
|7||"Kidnapped"||When Confederate soldiers kidnap Mrs. Lincoln, Grant retaliates by kidnapping Robert E. Lee's wife.||Unaired|
|8||"School Daze"||No synopsis available.||Unaired|
|9||"Guess Who's Coming to Dinner"||No synopsis available.||Unaired|
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