The Snuke
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| South Park episode | |
 Mayhem around South Park, shown with a split screen, 24-style. |
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| Episode no. | Season 11 Episode 4 |
| Written by | Trey Parker |
| Directed by | Trey Parker |
| Original airdate | March 28, 2007 |
| Season 11 episodes | |
| South Park – Season 11 March 7, 2007 – November 14, 2007 |
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"The Snuke" is episode 1104 (#157) of Comedy Central's animated comedy series South Park. It was originally broadcast on March 28, 2007. The episode is rated TV-MA.
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The episode begins when a new student enrolls in Ms. Garrison's class. He is named Bahir Hassam Abdul Hakeem, a child of Muslim parents whose mere presence makes Cartman paranoid to the point that he leaves class, asking Ms. Garrison whether Bahir has been searched for bombs. Suspecting that the Muslim kid and his parents are involved in a terrorist attack, Cartman calls Kyle (who is at home sick), on his cell phone during recess, and Cartman asks him to do a web search for Bahir's background using MySpace, hoping to find information on Bahir's background. Kyle finds out that Bahir recently moved from Chicago. Cartman asks Kyle to see if there are important events that day, and figures that Bahir may target Hillary Clinton, who is in town for a political rally. Cartman takes this as a terrorist threat, then proceeds to call the CIA, claiming that he will only speak directly to the President.
A short while later, the school is evacuated via a fire alarm and announcement from Principal Victoria. Bahir goes with Butters to hang out, and Butters starts to accept Bahir as a friend. As that is happening, the CIA calls Clinton's convoy to warn them of a possible threat. They decide to continue the rally, and as she is doing so, her security sends out a bomb-sniffing pig which finds that there is a nuclear device in Hillary Clinton's vagina. This was referred to as a "Snuke" (a suitcase nuke designed to fit in a woman's "snizz") in Clinton's "snatch". To try to locate the detonator, Cartman tortures Bahir's parents by farting in their faces. Cartman gets no response from Bahir's father, so he then injects himself with a syringe full of apple juice, which he claims gives him "super bad farts," and continues to torture them. However, once he hears that Bahir is at Butters' house, Cartman runs off.
While Cartman attempts to accost Bahir while running away from Butters' house, a group of Russians abduct both Cartman and Bahir, the former for alerting the CIA to the attempted terrorist attack. While they threaten their prisoners, their conversation reveals that the Russians who placed the snuke are merely pawns in service of America's oldest enemy - the British. The Russians are mercenaries paid by Queen Elizabeth II to serve as a distraction while an 18th-century style fleet of British wooden sailing vessels make a surprise attack to "put an end to the American Revolution". After Kyle, Stan, the FBI, ATF, Homeland Security, Interpol, Central Intelligence Agency, and numerous other agencies raid the mercenaries, the Russians warn the federal agents that the detonator is set to go off when the clock reaches 1:00. However, the power goes out and the clock is reset, blinking 12:00 repeatedly once the power comes back on. The various American soldiers open fire on the Russian terrorists and free Eric and Bahir. Meanwhile, the U.S. Navy fighter pilots continue the attack and the British fleet is annihilated. Upon hearing the news of the attack's failure from the fleet's leader, the Queen commits suicide by shooting herself with a modern handgun.
Back in South Park, Kyle tells everybody that the moral of the experience was that one should not be suspicious of just one race of people, "because actually, most of the world hates America." Even though Cartman is now convinced that Bahir is innocent, he refuses to apologize for falsely implicating him, pointing out that if he had not suspected Bahir due to his religion he would have never called Kyle, and the actual terrorism plot would not have been solved. Therefore, he concludes, "racism and bigotry saved America," so no apology needs to be made at all. When Bahir's father then announces that he and his family are leaving the country, Cartman also claims credit for "getting rid of the Muslims."
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Just after the Queen shoots herself, it shows the group all standing in a line. Kyle's jacket is buttoned, but then when he begins to talk, it's undone and you can see his pyjamas.
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