The Wackiest Ship in the Army (film)
|The Wackiest Ship in the Army|
The DVD Movie Cover
|Directed by||Richard Murphy|
|Written by||Richard Murphy
|Distributed by||Columbia Pictures|
|Release date(s)||December 20, 1960|
|Running time||99 min.|
During World War II Lt. Rip Crandall, an expert yachtsman in civilian life, now based at Townsville, Queensland, Australia, is surprised to be assigned command of a sailing ship, the USS Echo. The only crew member who knows how to work a ship with sails is eager young Ensign Tommy Hanson, who cost Crandall a yacht race with a mistake before the war.
Crandall tries to refuse this dubious command, but Hanson and Lt. Commander Vandewater wear down his resistance. Vandewater points out Crandall's poor fitness report and advises that if he doesn't take this command, he'll probably never get another. Hanson takes Crandell out drinking with some of the men so he'll feel guilty about abandoning them.
The Echo barely makes it out of the harbor, sailing straight into a storm. When it arrives in Port Moresby, Crandall is supposed to train a replacement to deliver a coast watcher named Patterson to a location only a shallow-draft vessel can reach. However, the replacement commander strikes Crandall as stiff-necked and unqualified to handle this kind of mission, so he takes the ship out under his own command to deliver Patterson.
Making the crossing in a not very convincing disguise as a native trading vessel, Crandall and his crew are spotted and photographed by an enemy plane. While they are delivering their passenger, a Japanese force from a passing war fleet boards the scow and captures the landing party when they return.
Crandall manages to rally his men to take the ship back. He is then faced with the decision of whether to radio a warning about the fleet, even though that will give away their position to guns on shore. He sends the warning and abandons ship as the guns open fire on the Echo and destroy her.
The USS Echo was based on the real-life USS Echo, a 40-year-old twin-masted scow (flat-bottomed schooner) that was transferred from the New Zealand government to the US Navy in 1942, and returned to the New Zealand government in 1944.
Columbia Pictures acquired the rights to a story in the July 1956 issue of Argosy entitled Big Fella Wash Wash inspired by reminisces from the Echos former skipper Meredith "Rip" Riddle. The story was advertised on the cover of the magazine as "The Wackiest Ship in the Army" and Columbia used that title when purchasing the story the following year. The director and writer of the film was Richard Murphy who had previously wrote the script for the 1951 film You're in the Navy Now. The film was originally designed for Ernie Kovacs in the lead role with Jack Lemmon as the ensign but with Kovacs unavailable and Lemmon looking too old for an ensign his role was given to popular star and singer Ricky Nelson. Though acquired before Operation Petticoat the film was not released until after that film. The US Navy provided extensive cooperation allowing the producers to film at Pearl Harbor.
- Jack Lemmon as Lt. Rip Crandell
- Ricky Nelson as Ens. Tommy J. Hanson
- John Lund as Lt. Cmdr. Wilbur F. Vandewater
- Chips Rafferty as Patterson (coast watcher)
- Tom Tully as Capt. McClung
- Joby Baker as Josh Davidson
- Mike Kellin as Chief Petty Officer
- Warren Berlinger as Radioman 2nd Class A.J. 'Sparks' Sparks
- Patricia Driscoll as Maggie, Lt. Cmdr. Vanderwater's secretary
- Richard Anderson as Lt. Dennis M. Foster
- Alvy Moore as Seaman J. Johnson
- George Shibata as Captain Shigetsu
The film was used as the background for the 1965 TV series of the same name.
- pp. 204-208 Erickson, Hal Military Comedy Films: A Critical Survey and Filmography of Hollywood Releases Since 1918 McFarland, 7 Aug 2012