There once was a man from Nantucket
"There once was a man from Nantucket" is the opening line for many limericks, in which the name of the island of Nantucket creates obscene rhymes and puns. The protagonist is typically portrayed as a well-endowed, hypersexualized persona.
The line is so well known that it has been used as a stand-alone joke, implying upcoming obscenities or taboo language.
- There once was a man from Nantucket
- Who kept all his cash in a bucket.
- But his daughter, named Nan,
- Ran away with a man
- And as for the bucket, Nantucket.
Among the most well known are:
- But he followed the pair to Pawtucket,
- The man and the girl with the bucket;
- And he said to the man,
- He was welcome to Nan,
- But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
Followed later by:
- Then the pair followed Pa to Manhasset,
- Where he still held the cash as an asset,
- But Nan and the man
- Stole the money and ran,
- And as for the bucket, Manhasset.
The many ribald versions of the limerick are the basis for its lasting popularity. Many variations on the theme are possible because of the ease of rhyming Nantucket with certain vulgar phrases. The following example comes from Immortalia: An Anthology of American Ballads, Sailors' Songs, Cowboy Songs, College Songs, Parodies, Limericks, and other humorous verses and doggerel, published in 1927.
- There was an old man from Nantucket
- Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
- He said with a grin
- As he wiped off his chin,
- "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it."
In popular culture
The poem has become a staple of American humor, both as an iconic example of dirty poetry and as a joking example of fine art, whose vulgarity and simple form provide a surprise contrast to an expected refinement.
A few examples: In Woody Allen's 1966 film What's Up, Tiger Lily?, the protagonist Phil Moskowitz reads the opening line of "ancient erotic poetry": "There once was a man from Nantucket". In Steven Soderbergh's 2002 film Solaris, the male protagonist tries to impress his girlfriend with his knowledge of poet Dylan Thomas, but when she asks him for his favorite poem he comes up with "the one he is most famous for, which starts, um, 'There once was a young man from Nantucket'". The animated sitcom The Simpsons makes numerous references to the limerick, such as in "Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo", where Homer comments that he "once knew a man from Nantucket" but "the stories about him are greatly exaggerated". In the children's animated television program Hey Arnold!, Harold, as an example of his knowledge of poetry, recites "There once was a man from Nantucket", and is promptly cut off by Mr. Simmons. In Spongebob Squarepants season 8 episode 5a, Squidward and Patrick go to the Famed Bikini Bottom Opera House where Spongbob walks on stage and reads "There once was a man from Nantucket" from a piece of paper causing the audience to gasp. In a scene from the episode, "Red Fired Up", of That 70's Show, Hyde (played by Danny Masterson) recites the first line of the limerick but changes it to "There once was a girl from Nantucket."
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