Tiny Elvis

Tiny Elvis is a Saturday Night Live sketch starring Nicolas Cage portraying Tiny Elvis. He usually says lines like "Whoa, look at that pencil. That is a HUGE pencil. I could never use a pencil that big." And then normally sized yes men will agree with him. At some point in the skits one of his yes men/body guards will say something along the line of "Aww you are just so cute Tiny Elvis" Tiny Elvis will then reply with a threat of violence such as "You want me to give you a fat lip!"