Unspeakable Vault (of Doom)

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Unspeakable Vault (of Doom)
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Author(s) François Launet
Website http://www.goominet.com/unspeakable-vault/
Current status / schedule active
Launch date January 2003; 11 years ago (January 2003)
Genre(s) Humour, Horror

The Unspeakable Vault (of Doom) or Weird Tales from the Old Ones is a webcomic by François Launet, which chronicles the "daily" lives of the Great Old Ones, including Cthulhu, Nyarlathotep, and Yog-Sothoth, among others. It takes a lighthearted view of H. P. Lovecraft's Cthulhu Mythos to inspire laughter rather than the more usual soul-blasting horror. The comic was used as the basis of the second expansion set to the Cthulhu Mythos themed version of Steve Jackson Games' card game Munchkin.[1]

The webcomic's name is often shortened to UVoD.

Origin[edit]

In 2003 the Essen Game Fair in Germany, the author, who was there signing books for the Pegasus Spiele game publisher (as illustrator of the German Call of Cthulhu RPG), witnessed the craziness about Cthulhu plushes, sold on different booths: many old players of the Call of Cthulhu role-playing games wanted to buy this icon of the Lovecraftian Mythos. On the train that took him back to Paris, he started drawing the first funny Cthulhoo and Nyarly draft, along with a few layout of strips. Characters were designed in a very cartoonish style, with simplified features and layout, that contrast strongly with the author's illustrations style, more realistic and classical.

The name of the webcomic comes from the juxtaposition of a very Lovecraftian adjective "unspeakable" with the name "Vault", a Lovecraft's short story title. "of Doom" was used by the author's role-playing team to describe threatening spells or items.

Although its author is French, the webcomic is written directly in English, to be able to reach the largest audience, and because the English language is more direct and uses less words; this sometimes leads to grammatical or syntactical errors in the strips, which are often corrected by emails from native English-speaking readers.

The webcomic[edit]

Presented in different formats (mostly 1- or 3-frame strips, sometimes more), short gags are published irregularly on the website, and are named "Vault #" followed by a number, since its creation in January 2004. Strips are independent, though some gags are running on a few linked pages. Some strips refer to previously published gags, and are difficult to understand for newcomers.

The characters' appearance has changed a bit since 2004, becoming more precise and balanced, but some recently published strips shows old-looking creatures: the strips are not published in a rigorous chronological order, and sometimes a gag is taken from the book Welcome to the Vault.

The webcomic uses the Cthulhu Mythos and its caricatured characters in a modern environment, referring to the common popular culture and actuality, and even politics; ecological matters can also be perceived through a few strips dealing with pollution and overfishing.

The vision of the Cthulhu Mythos in the comic is heavily influenced by the Call of Cthulhu role-playing game; François Launet discovered HPL's works through gaming, and many strips directly refers to the game, its rules, its accessories and the players' habits.

The website also features a weblog, used to talk about Mythos-related events or item, a guest art section to display drawings done by fans and a small shop selling t-shirts.

Website is hosted by Macguff Paris, a special FX and post-production company, which employs François Launet as a SFX supervisor, and allows him to use some of disk space and broadband.

The printed books[edit]

In 2005, François Launet and Pegasus Spiele agreed on the publication of a printed version of the UvoD, under the supervision of JC.Steines, and Paul McLean from yog-sothoth.com for the editing part. Featuring most of the strips published at that time on the web, along with original gags, Welcome to the Vault (ISBN 3-937826-09-2) the 105 pages, comic-sized book was printed at 4000 issues and sold on the US by White Wolf and Chaosium. Books were not really officially distributed in Europe and therefore were very difficult to find.

A second tome, G.O.O.s on the Loose (ISBN 978-3-937826-69-1) was edited in 2008, featuring a lot of new characters, such as Cthoogha, the Elderz or Beta Red Agents.

Mythos-related characters[edit]

Most of the characters in the comic are given names slightly different from their counterparts in the Cthulhu Mythos.

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(Great) Cthulhoo[edit]

Cthulhoo (Cthulhu) is a large, green, dragon-like creature with huge claws on his feet, beady eyes, tiny arms, almost vestigial wings (still capable of flight[2]), and a large, bulbous head with tiny tentacles in place of a mouth. His catchphrase is "Yum yum", usually uttered before devouring some hapless human. Apparently, the whole point of black magic is to feed Cthulhoo, since he usually eats anyone who, deliberately or accidentally, summons him. Cthulhoo also commonly uses the phrase "Fhtagn!", in the manner of an expletive.

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Nyarly[edit]

Nyarly (Nyarlathotep) is what appears to be a tentacle with a pair of beady eyes, a single large tooth sticking out of his mouth, and short arms and legs. He has a deceptive and cunning personality and enjoys playing tricks on the other GOOs and cultists. Unlike the other Great Old Ones, Nyarly appears to use much more "advanced" means of conquering or instilling madness, such as spam[3] and weapons of mass destruction.[4] Unlike his more frightening counterpart, who actually shapeshifts, Nyarly often dons an incredibly stupid costume such as a mask[5] or a few simple costume pieces.[6][7]

Shubby[edit]

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Shubby (Shub-Niggurath) is a bizarre, pulpy purple creature with a pair of goat-like legs, stubby arms, horns, and what could either be 3 eyes or 2 eyes and a nose. Although Shubby is rarely seen being involved in human matters,[8] her cult is often referred to.[9][10] Strangely enough, Shubby is one of the few Great Old Ones that has yet to be summoned. In guest art created by fans of the strip, she is sometimes depicted instead as a (vaguely anime-styled) anthropomorphic black female goat, a reference to Shub-Niggurath's title "Black Goat of the Woods". She can usually be seen with several of her thousand identical offspring tagging along.

Yogzotot[edit]

Yogzotot (Yog-Sothoth), The Gate and the Key, is what appears to be a conglomeration of glowing, colorful bubbles. Since he is the master of Time and Space, Yogzotot is capable of sending anyone or anything to another place, time, or even dimension.[6][11] Apparently, Yogzotot is very touchy about people mistaking him for soap and usually reacts to the insult by zapping the said person.[12]

Ygo[edit]

Ygo (Y'golonac) is a large, bluish, humanoid creature with no head, a beer gut, and a mouth on each hand. He appears to have a hearty but weird sense of humor[13] which no one can understand. Like Shubby, he, too, has not yet been summoned, but unlike Shubby, he is one of the few GOOs whose cult hasn't even been seen yet.

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Shoggies[edit]

The Shoggies (Shoggoths) are pink, gelatinous creatures with random assortments of eyes, teeth, and tongues. They have no brains and are very dim-witted. They are common throughout the webcomic, perhaps more so than any other character. They address any of the GOOs as either "Master" or, in the case of Shubby, "Mastress".[14] Shoggies are the only characters other than 'Zathoth and Cthulhoo to have a catchphrase - "So coool!"

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Dagoon[edit]

Dagoon (Dagon) is a giant fish-like creature with bulgy unfocused eyes, fishy lips, wet scaly skin. He always carries a large monolith. Dagoon is worshiped by the Deepoines. It is unclear how he answers their prayers since he never speaks. He often accompanies Cthulhoo during strips set underwater, and appears to be on good terms with him.

Zathoth[edit]

'Zathoth (Azathoth) is a huge white snouted star-shaped creature with misshapen eyes and a large, red tongue, which often hangs out of his mouth. He is called the "Blind Idiot God" as he is unable to speak. His vocabulary consists of a bellowed "G!" (pronounced "Guh!"). He is extremely powerful but also extremely stupid. He is sometimes found surrounded by flute and drum playing servitors.[15] Apparently Zathoth is responsible for most of the cosmic phenomena humanity has witnessed. Nebulæ are 'Zathoth's flatulence,[16] wormholes are the damage caused when he bounces on the fabric of time and space, His constant bleating creates the cosmic background noise[17] meteorites are the crumbs left behind when he eats a celestial body. Supernovas occur when he accidentally pops a star while playing with it. Pulsars are caused when he swings stars around.

The Unspeakable (Hast..)[edit]

Hast.. (Hastur) is a tentacled monster of some sort who is shrouded in a yellow mask and robes. He carries the Yellow Sign. The running "gag" is what happens when anybody, even a Great Old One, says his name .

Tindaloo[edit]

Tindaloo (or the Tindaloos) (Hounds of Tindalos) is an emaciated, dog-like creature capable of passing through time and space. He does not like curves,[18] something of an inside joke. In Frank Belknap Long's story "The Hounds of Tindalos" they were said to inhabit the angles of time. Other creatures such as humans inhabit the curves. As seen in strip 266,[19] there are several Tindaloos. It is however unclear whether he is a GOO in his own right. He is usually treated as the GOOs' family pet.

Mi-Goos[edit]

The Mi-Goos (Mi-go) are strange insectoid entities with pulpy feeler-covered faces and leathery, bat-like wings. They have had several notable appearances in strips focused on them,[20][21][22][23] and are referred to many times.[24] They collect brains of scientists, such as described in "The Whisperer in Darkness" short story. They appear to speak a different language than the other characters in the comic, and their speech is translated for the reader on the bottom of the panel whenever they talk.

Deepoines[edit]

The Deepoines (Deep Ones) are bizarre, frog-like creatures with skinny wet bodies, bulgy unfocused eyes, and fishy lips, much like their deity Dagoon. They speak with a bizarre accent.[25] Deepoine/human hybrids are easy to spot as they have the same traits. They may also carry a fishy scent.[26]

Cthoogha[edit]

As a ball of fire with red eyes, surrounded by smaller flying fires with teeth (the fire vampires), Cthoogha (Cthugha) can be summoned when Fomalhaut is up in the sky. This god seems to love rock'n roll, to burn its own cultists and to be responsible for Rome or London great fire in the past, as well as the Tungunska incident. Cthoogha appears in the G.O.Os on the Loose book, and has become the newest character of the webcomic version.[27]

The Elderz[edit]

The Elderz (Elder Things) have barrel-shaped bodies and star-shape red heads, with one unique eye, and strange appendices of unknown function. Living under the sea, they appear in the G.O.Os on the Loose book; they are responsible for the creation of the Shoggies (an expired dehydrated soup). even though it suggested they were created by Cthulhoo and pals.[28]

Night Gaunts[edit]

Night Gaunts (Nightgaunts) are flying horned purple humanoids which delight in carrying people off.

Human characters[edit]

Human characters are often drawn faceless, to illustrate the "insect" status of the human race, compared to the Elder Gods and Creatures described by Lovecraft.

Cultists[edit]

Wearing long red or violet robes and jewelry, they try to summon and control the Great Old Ones, using ancient books and more modern tools such as printers or the internet. They generally are eaten by the invoked creatures.

Investigators[edit]

Usually described as people dressed in the fashion style of the 1920s, and look like Indiana Jones or Dick Tracy. They often are armed with tommy-guns or other weapons used to be common in the twenties-thirties.

Scientists[edit]

Often described as arrogant and self-sufficient, scientists of the UVoD are often featured making erroneous deductions from strange facts, and also victims of the creature from beyond. They often use the sentence: "My conclusion is simple yet brilliant". The author is very interested in science vulgarization and tries to stick to the scientific actuality. They are often victims of marauding Mi-Goos.

Geeks[edit]

Other victims of the Great Old Ones, geeks use computers and the Internet, and willingly or not, summon supernatural creatures. In the G.O.O.s on the Loose book, a small story arc describes how three geeks become very bad cultists.

Role players[edit]

Shown around the game table or "in-game" (with their alter-ego: the "investigators"), they can also be victims of the Gods, but most of time are just bad at role-playing, making all the known "mistakes" in a Call of Cthulhu session.

Beta Red Agents[edit]

Direct reference to the Delta Green Supplement, those men-in-black are working for an unofficial agency designed to fight the Mythos critter: Beta Red. Name was changed to avoid copyright problems, as Pagan Publishing continues to work on the subject.

Erich Zann[edit]

A musician, center of the short story "The Music of Erich Zann". In the webcomic, he's playing music that please the Old Ones, but believing it keeps them away.

Crazy Abdul[edit]

Caricature of Abdul Alhazred, author of the infamous Necronomicon, Crazy Abdul is portrayed as a boring, chatty Arabic beggar, always wanting to preach the surrounding crowd about the Old Ones. He is often ripped apart by an invisible force, like in Lovecraft's "History of the Necronomicon". Mad Abdul makes two appearances in the webcomic but is more important in the UVoD volume 2 book.

Musicians[edit]

According to the musical tastes of the author, Metal and Gothic band members are shown overusing Mythos imagery in their lyrics, with disastrous consequences. When he eats them, Cthulhoo doesn't like the excessive amount of hair they have.

Appearances in popular culture[edit]

Recent editions of the Munchkin card game by Steve Jackson Games have included Lovecraftian characters; in January 2008, an edition with 56 Unspeakable Vault character cards was added to the collection.[1]

In October 2008 PS Games released the Dutch translation of Munchkin Cthulhu, as Munchkin Koethuloo, which includes an extra card featuring the Tindaloos.

Pegasus Press has produced a board game based around the comic.[29]

In 2006, futurist Anders Sandberg noted the Unspeakable Vault (of Doom) as an example of the trend of poking fun at formerly horrifying concepts.[30]

References[edit]

  1. ^ a b "Munchkin Cthulhu 3 - The Unspeakable Vault". Steve Jackson Games. Retrieved 2008-09-01.
  2. ^ "Vault #19". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  3. ^ "Vault #41". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  4. ^ "Vault #60". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  5. ^ "Vault #204". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  6. ^ a b "Vault #148. UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  7. ^ "Vault #106". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  8. ^ "Vault #186". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  9. ^ "Vault #116". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  10. ^ "Vault #181". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  11. ^ "Vault #99". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  12. ^ "Vault #24". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  13. ^ "Vault #13". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  14. ^ "Vault #93". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  15. ^ "Vault #98". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  16. ^ "Vault #100". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  17. ^ "Vault #178". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  18. ^ "Vault #166". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  19. ^ "Vault #266". UVoD
  20. ^ "Vault #187". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  21. ^ "Vault #149". UVoD. Retrieved May 13, 2012.
  22. ^ "Vault #273". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  23. ^ "Vault #293". UVoD. Retrieved May 13, 2012.
  24. ^ "Vault #06". UVoD. Retrieved May 13, 2012.
  25. ^ "Vault #51". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  26. ^ "Vault #134". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  27. ^ "Vault #76". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  28. ^ "Vault #02". UVoD. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  29. ^ "Kartenspiel erschienen bei Pegasus Spiele in Deutsch" (in German). Pegasus Press. February 10, 2008. Retrieved December 28, 2009.
  30. ^ Sandberg, Anders. "Andart: Death, Be Afraid, Very Afraid!". Retrieved 2008-09-01. 

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