User:Barista

Some info about Barista en This user is a native speaker of English. LE-1 This user's been known to screw up the occasional sentence and make the occasional typo, but is otherwise pretty accurate with regards to English. fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français. ... This user would like to be able to speak more languages. ipa-2 ə This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet. they This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun. …in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. This user scored 2095 on the Wikipediholic test. This user operates an installation of MediaWiki. sar This user is obviously not sarcastic. This user is a bibliophile This user remembers using a rotary dial telephone. This user is modified.ʰ This user is car-free.‡ /. This user has a Slashdot account. fark This user is a farker. This user uses WordPress. This user contributes using Blender for 3D modeling and animation. This user contributes using The GIMP. This user uses free software wherever and whenever possible. ubx-c This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control.

Barista's Playground

A Story

Once upon a time there was a gent by the name of Mike, who was introduced to the Grande Cafe Mocha whilst attending Colorado State University. The combination of chocolate syrup added to a cappuccino seemed to be the perfect pick-me-up beverage for attending early morning classes. However, one time, when he was short of cash and in dire need of caffeine infusion, he found himself repeating "Gottahavacuppamocha" ad nauseum due to the stresses of caffeine withdrawal. Years later, when he was more stable, Mike got the notion of registering a website to try out his coding skills and serve as a portfolio for his graphics, 3D, and apparel design work. He had the perfect domain name for his website: www.gottahavacuppamocha.com